cadaverdog
01-20-2014, 06:20 AM
To preserve space I've decided it's time to start a thread about myself and my sleeping arrangements. Everybody thinks I sleep on a couch in somebody elses home. Not true. I sleep in a cardboard box and I cover up with newspaper to try and stay warm at night. Sometimes the other bums start trash cans on fire to stay warm and we all gather around singing songs and passing around a bottle of cheap wine or whiskey. I eat my meals at the soup kitchen and I bath in the bathroom at the park. My teeth and my hair has fallen out so I don't have to worry about brushing either one anymore.