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binnie
02-08-2014, 06:04 PM
I mean let's say your life depends on it, or the punnishment for not doing it is listen to 5150 on loop for eternity.

Who would it be?

DISCLAIMER: 'Hit' as in 'sleep with', not 'punch'.

So this is love
02-08-2014, 06:16 PM
The list is simply too long.....God gave us so many. Where to start?

binnie
02-08-2014, 06:17 PM
There's a list of 10 in the poll - I'm not asking you to pick one out of 3 billion!

binnie
02-08-2014, 06:22 PM
I feel that I should clarify that by 'hit' I mean 'sleep with', not 'punch' cos, y'know, there's always one person who'll misinterpret............

binnie
02-08-2014, 06:22 PM
Although I'd gladly punch Justin Bieber :D

Never was
02-08-2014, 06:24 PM
this poll is so wrong I applaud it.

binnie
02-08-2014, 06:25 PM
I voted Barbara Bush.

In for a penny...............

So this is love
02-08-2014, 06:26 PM
Sorry.....didn't see the list.... off this list SJP would be my pick...what are you drinking to come up with such a list anyways?

binnie
02-08-2014, 06:27 PM
Not drinking, just weird :D

vandeleur
02-08-2014, 06:35 PM
Sjp the rest would be cruddy spiderweb minge or fat so that's where that burger went minge :D

Tho sjp has a horsey face , best of a very iffy bunch

binnie
02-08-2014, 06:39 PM
'Cruddy Spiderweb Minge' would be an excellent name for punk band........

Satan
02-08-2014, 07:06 PM
Barbara Bush.......

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Barbara+Bush+2010+UNICEF+Snowflake+Ball+2BHpOGgD6e 4l.jpg

Barbara Bush JR, that is.

binnie
02-08-2014, 07:12 PM
Damn you Satan with your equivocations! :D

(I always had you pegged as more of a Rosie O'Donnell man)

Satan
02-08-2014, 07:24 PM
I doubt I'm her type. I guess one of my succubi would have to take one for the team in that case.

Von Halen
02-08-2014, 07:39 PM
I like sluts. So I picked Courtney Love.

Nitro Express
02-08-2014, 07:48 PM
Use a good condom and take your antibiotics before banging her.

Nitro Express
02-08-2014, 07:50 PM
Barbara Bush.......

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Barbara+Bush+2010+UNICEF+Snowflake+Ball+2BHpOGgD6e 4l.jpg

Barbara Bush JR, that is.

Oh come on. She's too young for you. You need to go after the Grey Fox. HW is so senile now he won't know you are banging his wife.

Nitro Express
02-08-2014, 07:52 PM
Hmmm it looks like Rosie has lost some weight. Too bad. I was hoping to dive into her mud flaps and quick sand Spinal Tap style.

Satan
02-08-2014, 07:54 PM
Oh come on. She's too young for you. You need to go after the Grey Fox. HW is so senile now he won't know you are banging his wife.

Yeah, but Aleister Crowley wouldn't be too happy with me fucking his daughter.......

http://i889.photobucket.com/albums/ac98/77forever/crowleybushnightmare_zps055e4116.png

twonabomber
02-08-2014, 08:54 PM
SJP all day long.

VAiN
02-08-2014, 11:29 PM
SJP is the best of the bunch here.. had to go with that.

binnie
02-09-2014, 05:56 AM
Looks like Queen of the Horse People is an early favourite..............

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2014, 03:13 PM
What's the problem with Courtney Love? Other than she's a skank? She's not that bad looking.

Satan
02-09-2014, 03:24 PM
Well, there's that whole "she murdered her husband" thing, for starters.....

DONNIEP
02-09-2014, 03:45 PM
Well, there's that whole "she murdered her husband" thing, for starters.....

Thank God for that.

Satan
02-09-2014, 04:07 PM
Thank God for that.

My Former Employer had nothing to do with it.

DONNIEP
02-09-2014, 04:12 PM
My Former Employer had nothing to do with it.

Well thank you then. Or thank the merciful voices that live in her empty head.

Nickdfresh
02-09-2014, 11:33 PM
Looks like Queen of the Horse People is an early favourite..............

"Why the long face, Sarah?" --Howard Stern :D

BITEYOASS
02-10-2014, 12:28 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker is the only one out of the bunch that is disease-free and has a smokin' bod.

binnie
02-10-2014, 03:17 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker is the only one out of the bunch that is disease-free and has a smokin' bod.

Yeah, but I figure if you've got to bang an ugo, go for broke..........