Alex Jones going batshit crazy about Satan!

[BITEYOASS]

Must be running out of material.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt1NwOgYlGk#t=110

What's your take on this Satan?

[Satan]

Alex needs to watch himself with the slander. Surely he knows that most of the lawyers who have ever lived, now reside here in Hell?

Aside from that, it was pretty funny. Not sure what all this "get behind me" stuff is about though. Sorry, Alex.... you just ain't my type! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Kristy]

Jone$ has now parodied himself. Sad indeed.

[Nitro Express]

Infowars has morphed into a church. Maybe there is more $$$$$$ in preaching than in conspiracy theories. All we need now is an Alex Jones sex scandal.

Maybe the illuminati said,"sign the papers Mr. Jones. Sign the papers. Or else! We aren't going to shut you down but instead, you will start to act bat shit crazy and your audience will think you have lost it and everything you have ever said about us will be discredited."

[Nitro Express]

http://youtu.be/lrd5vEaE_00

You don't mess with their cockroach children...

[Kristy]

That was stooooooopid.

[Satan]

I can't really argue with Jones on that one. It was obvious who sent the Anthrax by who was targeted....

The publisher who posted the picture of drunk Jenna & Tonic, the two senators who led the committees who would be required to push the "Patriot Act" through, and the corporate whore media anchors whose compliance was necessary for the implication of the BCE/PNAC agenda.

The 9/11 attacks themselves still might have a lot of you mortals fooled, but the anthrax - which only could have come from a US military lab - that was obvious from day one.

[Kristy]

I will also agree that roughly 15% of the shit Jone$ spews from his F A T fucking gob makes a lot of sense. The problem being that 15% is not from Jone$ at all but what he parrots and claims as being his own. Alex Jone$ is more or less the Jimmy Page of (scripted) paranoia.

[ELVIS]

And you're the he-she whore from Nowheresville...

[Nitro Express]

I will also agree that roughly 15% of the shit Jone$ spews from his F A T fucking gob makes a lot of sense. The problem being that 15% is not from Jone$ at all but what he parrots and claims as being his own. Alex Jone$ is more or less the Jimmy Page of (scripted) paranoia.

Alex Jones is king of the alternative media in the same sense that Rush Limbaugh is king of the conservative media. After a few years they find their stride. They find a formula that works and they continue to market more shit. The only difference is Rush never has guests and Alex has a tight knitted merry go round group (Max Kaizer, Gerald Celente, Joel Skousen). Most are fear pornographers and they rub each other's backs in the same circle jerk. It's watered down David Icke if you can't fully buy into the reptile and UFO thing.


http://youtu.be/TACalwg360c

Plus Alex Jones is a rude hose bag. Check out how he just takes over other people's protests. Can you say tyrant? Would you honestly want this guy to have any kind of real political power?

[Nitro Express]

http://youtu.be/Ff_Ydkrtb9c

I would say Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh share the same ego and paranoia. I mean check out Rush's cold snake eyes in this interview. I mean this is a cold calculating motherfucker.

[Nitro Express]

Alex Jones is the Ron Jeremy of fear porn.

[Nitro Express]

That was stooooooopid.

I just love how fatso plays up "They will send in an assassination team!" LOL! What a tool.

[Kristy]

And you're the he-she whore from Nowheresville...

Oh, I'm sorry trailer boy did I insult your F A T hero?

[Nitro Express]

I wonder who would win in an ice cream eating contest? Rush or Alex? I think they are equally bat shit nuts. Oh and let's not forget Glenn Beck. Bwaha ha ha ha!

[Satan]

http://youtu.be/Ff_Ydkrtb9c

I would say Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh share the same ego and paranoia. I mean check out Rush's cold snake eyes in this interview. I mean this is a cold calculating motherfucker.

I remember watching that episode.... I kept waiting for Spock to walk in and give Mush the old Vulcan neck pinch so he would shut the fuck up.

[Kristy]

Yes, why is he still alive?

[Nickdfresh]

Elvis should check number 5.

[ELVIS]

The CEO of Crazy Inc. ??

What a bunch of losers...

[Nickdfresh]

The CEO of Crazy Inc. ??

What a bunch of losers...

Yeah, I know. You should really stop listening to them...

[Nitro Express]

I remember watching that episode.... I kept waiting for Spock to walk in and give Mush the old Vulcan neck pinch so he would shut the fuck up.


http://youtu.be/Rnjnubh-Law
I found the funky chair they sat in disturbing. It reminded me of the love toilet. Maybe Shat and Rush had a thing for each other.

[Nitro Express]

Alex Jones has managed to build quite an impressive operation out of nothing. If anything he's an internet success story from a financial perspective. I mean please people. This guy has David Icke on his show as a serious guest. LOL! I don't think David is hurting either. You can sell sky daddy. You can sell life insurance. You can sell reptile repellent. You can sell a magical orange drink. The common denominator seems to be you have to create fear to sell the big fuzzy teddy bear that will keep you safe.

[Kristy]

From Uncyclopedia:

He [Jone$] was awarded the psychological health award for outstanding sanity in the face of adversity by the American Association of Mental Health Professionals Against the New World Order on September 11, 2001. He subsequently declined to accept the award, citing his belief that the organization was a front for Satan Worshiping Illuminati working in close association with the Bilderberg Group, to hypnotize their patients into believing that their recovered memories of Satanic Cult abuse are actually an elaborate screen implanted by Grey Aliens to cover their tracks.

In 2011 Jones was nominated for a Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence. He would eventually finish second to a water cooler.

[ELVIS]

Fuck off, faggot...

[Kristy]

Oh dear! Did I spoil your Jone$ masturbation session?