Hank Williams III

[ELVIS]

This Motherfucker Rocks !!!




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[ELVIS]

Great hillbilly song right here...




:killer:

[ELVIS]

Fuck off, Krusty™ !!


:mad2:

[FORD]

Hank III is a far more worthy legacy of his grandad than his father "Boshitfaced" ever was.

[Kristy]

This Motherfucker Rocks !!!

He's a white trash drunk. No wonder you like him.

[ELVIS]

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[Mushroom]

How can you stand that voice? Not pleasant at all. It gives me the creeps. The CIA should play his music in the next interrogation.

[Kristy]

It's hick. Hank the III is a one-trick doochenozzle. All of his songs are about alcoholism. Then again, if one can stand Roth's voice listening to Hanky here would not be all that difficult.

[FORD]

Considering who his daddy and grandaddy are, how can he NOT write about alcoholism?

[VHscraps]

He appears quite a bit in this brilliant documentary about Hank Williams (the original), from the BBC - sad to say they no longer make them this good. BBC Arena: The Real Hank Williams (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p008w2lw) (2010):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9FIKetpCO4

[Mushroom]

Deliverance II: Family Tradition

[ELVIS]

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[ELVIS]

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[sonrisa salvaje]

I like Hank III starting with record number 3 - Straight to Hell. I like the satanic overtones in his music especially on that record. Some of it is pretty creepy. His country hellbilly sound is what i dig. I don't care much for his metal oriented sound nor his experimental stuff like Cattle Call. The latter was a metal record with the only vocals being that of auctioneers bidding. That gets old in a hurry. He puts on a hell of a concert as well.

[Satan]

:elvis:

Unholy shit...... he sounds almost exactly like his grandpa there http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

[sonrisa salvaje]

Unholy shit...... he sounds almost exactly like his grandpa there http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

He really does doesn't he? Kind of scary.

The funniest thing he does is go off on his father for hanging out with Kid Rock. He really lets him have it. Here are the lyrics:

Well I think I'd rather eat the barrel,
Of a double-barrel loaded shotgun,
Than to hear that shit they call pop-country music,
On ninety-eight-point-one.
Just so you know, so it's set in stone,
Kid Rock don't come from where I come from:
Yeah, it's true, he's a Yank, he ain't no son of Hank:
If you even thought so, god-damn, you're fucking dumb.

[ELVIS]

Here's a toe tapper...:biggrin:




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[ELVIS]

This is a bit more mellow...




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[ELVIS]

And this is...interesting...




:elvis:

[ELVIS]

I had to hear the original after that...




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[ELVIS]

I like that...


:killer:

[ELVIS]

:elvis:

[ELVIS]

Hank III time again...

Check out this sad tune...




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[Mushroom]

Gawd that voice. And you hate the voice of Sammy Hagar? The music is not bad but he should hire a singer.

[ELVIS]

You're silly...

[ELVIS]

And BTW...

I don't hate Hagar's voice. Hagar is an ok "singer."

It's his lyrics, his approach to music, his attitude and his salesman approach to life that I dislike...

His vocal sound isn't that bad, it's the lameness of his attitude behind it...


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[Mushroom]

Ok so Sammy can sing Hank III's lyrics over Hank III's music and it might sound better.:thumb:

[ELVIS]

No, it would be lame...

[ELVIS]

Dude, are you one of these guys who thinks someone like Sebastian Bach is a good vocalist or front man ??

[FORD]

Dude, are you one of these guys who thinks someone like Sebastian Bach is a good vocalist or front man ??

He's neither. And he's also a fucking idiot.

[FORD]

Ok so Sammy can sing Hank III's lyrics over Hank III's music and it might sound better.:thumb:

Sammy attempting to sing country would turn out like this......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gew0hERB2Lo

[Mushroom]

Dude, are you one of these guys who thinks someone like Sebastian Bach is a good vocalist or front man ??

If I can forget the last 20 years, I thought he was pretty good singer on record. :cool1:

[fraroc]

And BTW...

I don't hate Hagar's voice. Hagar is an ok "singer."

It's his lyrics, his approach to music, his attitude and his salesman approach to life that I dislike...

His vocal sound isn't that bad, it's the lameness of his attitude behind it...


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Not to mention he is a douchebag.

[Mushroom]

Sammy attempting to sing country would turn out like this......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gew0hERB2Lo

:jaw: wTF? Did you have that bookmarked? Or did you use some special keywords to search for that on YouTube? :beers8:

[Mushroom]

Not to mention he is a douchebag.

To be fair, that applies to most rock stars and wannabes

[ELVIS]

If I can forget the last 20 years, I thought he was pretty good singer on record. :cool1:

Therein lies the problem...

"Singing" and Rock & Roll just do not mix, IMO...


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[ELVIS]

:jaw: wTF? Did you have that bookmarked? Or did you use some special keywords to search for that on YouTube? :beers8:

No, he's just gay as HELL !@!!


:biggrin:

[FORD]

Therein lies the problem...

"Singing" and Rock & Roll just do not mix, IMO...


:elvis:

That's not necessarily true. Freddie Mercury for example. He was a rock frontman who actually sang.

Though I do like the way Billy Idol answered the question in an interview with MTV back in 1982.

People think you gotta be bloody Mick Jagger or Robert Plant to sing rock n roll. What a load of shit. Mick Jagger can't sing and Robert Plant CAN. But do I listen to Robert Plant? No, I listen to Mick Jagger because he CAN'T sing, and he's great!

[FORD]

No, he's just gay as HELL !@!!


:biggrin:

Nah... I ain't gay. I just think Pansy Division are funny as shit.

[ELVIS]

That's gay...

[ELVIS]

And I don't think Robert Plant could ever sing...

He made heterosexual noises and yelled and screamed...

[FORD]

That's gay...

A song about ass fucking, performed by 2 guys in pink cowboy hats, one of whom is wearing a dress?

What makes you think that was gay? :lmao:

[fraroc]

That's gay...

Can you not be a homophobic doucheface?

[ELVIS]

I call it like I see it, fag...

[ELVIS]

Now, back to III...




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[ELVIS]

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[fraroc]

"'Cause I don't wanna be country
with some faggot looking over at me"

Wow.

What a fucking piece of shit. No wonder Elvis fucking likes him.

[ELVIS]

I don't want a faggot looking at me either...

[fraroc]

I don't want a faggot looking at me either...

Yeah, well you're a fucking homophobic piece of shit.

[Von Halen]

Yeah, well you're a fucking homophobic piece of shit.

Why are you so homophriendly©?

[ELVIS]

Maybe because he's queer ??

[Von Halen]

Maybe because he's queer ??

Hmmm...

[Von Halen]

Fruitroc?

[fraroc]

Why are you so homophriendly©?

Why are you an asshole?

[Von Halen]

Why are you an asshole?

Ok, I'll go first. Because it just comes natural.

Your turn. Why are you so homophriendly©?

[ELVIS]

Because he blows the pink oboe ??

[Satan]

What's with all the obsession with homosexuality anyway?

Freddie is really starting to wonder about some of you guys.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEhMC8ID62A

[fraroc]

Ok, I'll go first. Because it just comes natural.

Your turn. Why are you so homophriendly©?

Because I hate it when people are treated like shit for something that they can't change no matter how much the Christian Fundies say you can.

[Von Halen]

Because I hate it when people are treated like shit for something that they can't change no matter how much the Christian Fundies say you can.

I agree with you.

We should start a "Be Kind To The Fruits" movement.

[Von Halen]

Oh, wait. Then we'd have to be nice to Angel. Fuck that.

[Mushroom]

Fag check: you are heterosexual (or lesbo) if you can watch this entire video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZQ6SiCLrAw

[ELVIS]

Because I hate it when people are treated like shit for something that they can't change no matter how much the Christian Fundies say you can.

Your manifestations of perverseness are to due to evil spirits...

You absolutely can change...

You just either:

A - Don't want to because you've been seduced by the devil so much you now enjoy it...

Or...

B - You don't know how...

Or...

C - You're just a full of crap message board troll...


:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

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[Seshmeister]

Your manifestations of perverseness are to due to evil spirits...


In 2014, unfuckingbelievable... :D

[vandeleur]

Your manifestations of perverseness are to due to evil spirits...


Mine to ... half pints of this on tuesday had me well pervy :D

EVIL SPIRITS No1. Sambuca

The slippery nipple
The most common version of the drink[2] consists of

½ shot of White Sambuca
½ shot of Baileys
Pour the Sambuca into a conical shot glass, then carefully and slowly pour the Baileys down the side of the glass so that the two liquids do not mix and the Baileys floats atop the Sambuca. It takes a knack to do this. The Baileys can also be poured over an upside-down spoon to get it to float. Some recipes call for placing a cherry (the "nipple") in the bottom of the shot glass.

[ELVIS]

In 2014, unfuckingbelievable... :D

What does the year have to do with it ??

[fraroc]

Your manifestations of perverseness are to due to evil spirits...

You absolutely can change...

You just either:

A - Don't want to because you've been seduced by the devil so much you now enjoy it...

Or...

B - You don't know how...

Or...

C - You're just a full of crap message board troll...


:biggrin:

D - You can go fuck yourself.

[ELVIS]

Is that you or one of your demon spirits doing the talking ??

[FORD]

:elvis:

Is he trying to sound like the Misfits here or the Dickies. Sounds like a mixture of the two, despite the acoustic guitar.

[FORD]

Is that you or one of your demon spirits doing the talking ??

What's with the obsession with "evil spirits" this week?

Does Alex Jones think everybody is "possessed" now, or something?

(Irony there would be that if anybody's got a demon taking up residence inside his skull, it's probably Alex Jones) :devildance:

[DONNIEP]

Hank Williams the third is Devilly. Devilly, I tell you! And for some reason I dig this performance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rP2rofuqPE

[Nitro Express]

Hank Williams the third is Devilly. Devilly, I tell you! And for some reason I dig this performance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rP2rofuqPE

Makes me want to drink some moonshine and bury my face in Dolly Parton's tits.