It's the End of The World As We Know It..... at least according to Fat Bastard Hagee

[FORD]

Pastor John Hagee: Tuesday’s ‘blood moon’ eclipse signals the end of the world
By David Edwards
Monday, April 14, 2014 12:43 EDT (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/14/pastor-john-hagee-tuesdays-blood-moon-eclipse-signals-the-end-of-the-world/)

Pastor John Hagee is warning members of his megachurch to prepare for the end of the world because a “blood moon” eclipse on Tuesday is signaling that the End Times could be beginning.

On Tuesday, most of the United States will be treated to the first of four complete lunar eclipses — which scientists call a tetrad — occurring in six month intervals. The eclipses are often referred to as “blood moons” because as sunlight shines on the moon through the Earth’s atmosphere, it gives the moon a red color.

Hagee, pastor of Texas’ Cornerstone Church, has written a book on the phenomenon titled Blood Moons: Something is About to Change. And he is airing a live television event on Tuesday to reveal “direct connections between four upcoming blood-moon eclipses and what they portend for Israel and all of humankind.”

“Is this the end of the age?” Hagee asked during a recent sermon, before quoting Acts 2:19-20: And I will show wonders in Heaven above and signs in the Earth beneath, the sun shall be turned into darkness and the moon into blood before the coming of the great and awesome day of the Lord.”

“I believe that the heavens are God’s billboard, that he has been sending signals to planet Earth,” he explained. “God is literally screaming at the world, ‘I’m coming soon.’”

Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a “world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015.”

“God sends plant Earth a signal that something big is about to happen! He’s controlling the Sun and the moon right now to send our generation a signal, but the question is, are we getting it?”

Watch the video below from Full Tree Ministries, broadcast April 14, 2014.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxO63s6ccDc

[FORD]

And of course, it's going to fucking rain here tomorrow, so I won't be seeing any moon. Blood red, blue with yellow polka dots, green cheese, or whatever. If the end of the fucking world happens, damned if I'll notice. :(

[Nitro Express]

Hagee is now sounding like a New Age guru on Coast to Coast AM. Whatever happened to the "We know not the time or the hour which the son of man cometh." They need to rebuild the temple in Jerusalem. The anti-christ and the mark of the beast needs to happen as well. The armies of Gog and Magog need to meet in the valley of megido. Ok. ok. The moon does need to turn blood red.

[Nitro Express]

And of course, it's going to fucking rain here tomorrow, so I won't be seeing any moon. Blood red, blue with yellow polka dots, green cheese, or whatever. If the end of the fucking world happens, damned if I'll notice. :(

You just need to worry if you live in Puyallup and Mt. Rainier blows.

[FORD]

You just need to worry if you live in Puyallup and Mt. Rainier blows.

Yeah, the Puyallup river valley is pretty well fucked... possibly all the way down to the Port of Tacoma if it's complete meltdown of the glacier. Probably Nisqually as well. Chehalis probably won't do well either.... these are areas that usually flood when it rains more than usual.

Fortunately I'm on higher ground, but if all the rivers go tits up in the mudflow, I might as well be on an island, as there won't be any roads going anywhere very far north or south of here.

[FORD]

Hagee is now sounding like a New Age guru on Coast to Coast AM. Whatever happened to the "We know not the time or the hour which the son of man cometh." They need to rebuild the temple in Jerusalem. The anti-christ and the mark of the beast needs to happen as well. The armies of Gog and Magog need to meet in the valley of megido. Ok. ok. The moon does need to turn blood red.

Well.... Hagee is pushing harder than even NuttyYahoo himself for the whole Israel attacking Iran thing, which he believes would provoke Russia into attacking Israel, bringing the whole Gog & Magog thing to reality. Certainly the players involved would read like the Biblical script..... but if it's NOT the war that God had planned, then who is to say that He would step in and save Israel's ass from something NuttyYahoo brought on himself?

[Kristy]

And of course, it's going to fucking rain here tomorrow, so I won't be seeing any moon. Blood red, blue with yellow polka dots, green cheese, or whatever. If the end of the fucking world happens, damned if I'll notice. :(

It's going to be crystal clear here tonight.

So I'm going to smoke a lot of dope, listen only to "moon songs" (e.g., 'Moonlight Mile - Stones) and watch that gravitational tide turning cocksucker turn blood as fuck red.

[Nitro Express]

Clear night here. I'll get drunk and howl at the blood moon.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugYzDqQtdHU

[Nitro Express]

Well.... Hagee is pushing harder than even NuttyYahoo himself for the whole Israel attacking Iran thing, which he believes would provoke Russia into attacking Israel, bringing the whole Gog & Magog thing to reality. Certainly the players involved would read like the Biblical script..... but if it's NOT the war that God had planned, then who is to say that He would step in and save Israel's ass from something NuttyYahoo brought on himself?

Well Russia is more interested in spending their oil and gas money on rebuilding a country that has suffered 80 years of communism and then rabid fleecing by oligarchs. Really. The problem is certain western assholes keep meddling in Syria, the Ukraine. The big picture is to develop eastern Russia and tie in with the asian economies. The future action is in the east not west.

I mean Hagee and his type of Zionist Christian ilk can have their armegeddon wet dreams all they want. I feel like giving the fat fuck an M-16 and a kevlar helmet and tell him to lead the christian soldiers to battle. Amazing. The biggest war hawks are the ones who know they never will fight in a war.

Better yet. I would like to see Jesus come back and whip that fat fuck pudgy in the ass with a whip just like he did the money grubbers like Hagee in the temple 2,000 years ago.

[FORD]

Clear night here. I'll get drunk and howl at the blood moon.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ifqsLe1L7c

[Kristy]

Just watch the live feed on the internet tubes.

[kwame k]

Gonna have to......over a 1/2" of snow already and it's showing no signs of letting up here :(

[Kristy]

Right here:

[kwame k]

This guy is hilarious!

:bong2:

[ashstralia]

I got a couple of ok pics... :yo:

[vandeleur]

You gonna post em ?

[Seshmeister]

Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a “world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015.”


A Van Halen release???

[Kristy]

You gonna post em ?

They are of him humping kangaroos. Dude, that's sick.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

They are of him humping kangaroos. Dude, that's sick.

i thought they were humpin' him

[vandeleur]

So a blood red moon in oz is gay slang .... Well you learn something new everyday

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Ah, those crackheads who will use credulity as their stocks in trade... Classic.

http://fourwordsfourworlds.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/photo.jpg

[Kristy]

So a blood red moon in oz is gay slang .... Well you learn something new everyday

No, he just likes to hump kangaroos. Thar what ALL Aussies do. They listen to INXS, drink shitty Fosters and molest kangaroos. In other words, they fit the stereotype.

[Nitro Express]

I stayed up and watched the eclipse roll in. I set my spotting scope up on a tripod and that worked great. It didn't really turn red, it turned a bronze color.

[ELVIS]

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/blood-moon.jpg


:elvis:

[FORD]

One one hand, that's a great picture, but on the other hand, putting a supposedly "red" moon above a bright red bridge somehow makes it look a lot less red.

Kinda like those red "Roy Orbison" sunglasses I used to have.... they made everything that was actually red look "white". It was really weird, especially when I was stoned. Which was the main reason I wore those glasses so much back then.... so my eyes didn't look so red :bong:

[Zing!]

I stayed up and watched the eclipse roll in. I set my spotting scope up on a tripod and that worked great. It didn't really turn red, it turned a bronze color.

Me too. Stayed out on my deck for an hour in 25 degrees freezing my nuts off, only to drag my arse out of bed three hours later. Saw a bitchin falling star though that seemed like a tear drop falling right out of the bottom of the moon. That alone was worth the near frostbite.

[FORD]

A Van Halen release???

Well, maybe the breakup of Ac/Dc fits the description.

Not quite the end of the world, but it certainly makes the world suck a little more than it already did.

[BITEYOASS]

Ole' Hagee better be prepared for what awaits him in HELL! :devildance:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9CxHyrxxpg

[Satan]

I'm not really in any hurry to have Hagee down here (still getting used to Phelps, actually) but when he does show up, he's definitely getting Yassir Arafat for a roommate. Let him spew that Nile to the Euphrates dragonshit to old Yassir. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Nitro Express]

Me too. Stayed out on my deck for an hour in 25 degrees freezing my nuts off, only to drag my arse out of bed three hours later. Saw a bitchin falling star though that seemed like a tear drop falling right out of the bottom of the moon. That alone was worth the near frostbite.

I was cold too. The wind was blowing and after just sitting there in the chair the chill found itself through my hoodie. The coyotes were sure making a racket last night.

[FORD]

By David Edwards
Monday, April 21, 2014 11:48 EDT


Televangelist Pat Robertson warned on Monday that Jesus had said that an asteroid would destroy the Earth — and it could happen as soon as next week.

On Tuesday, three former NASA astronauts are expected to present their findings that the Earth had experienced far more impacts from large asteroids than previously thought.

For Robertson, the news was just the latest reason to hype his book, The End of the Age, which asserts that the End Times predicted in Revelation will be brought on by a meteor.

“I wrote a book!” Robertson advised viewers. “It deals with an asteroid hitting the Earth. I don’t see anything else that fulfills the prophetic words of Jesus Christ other than an asteroid strike.”

“There isn’t anything that will cause the seas to roil, that will, you know, cause the skies to darken, the moon and the sun not to give their light, the nations terrified on Earth of what’s happening. There isn’t anything that’s going to do that.”

He continued: “We’re big enough to draw some of them in. And as somebody said, it’s ‘blind luck.’ Well, it’s the mercy of the Lord. But if that mercy ever got lifted, whew.”

Robertson advised his viewers to “read what Jesus said” about “nobody living on the face of the Earth.”

“That’s what Jesus himself said!” he advised. “So, hey, just get ready. Get right. And stay right with the Lord.”

“It could be next week, it could be 1,000 years from now. But nevertheless, we want to be ready whenever the Lord says, ‘I’m wrapping it up, and it’s time to come home.’”

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxJ7GlR5WFk

[Kristy]

He is just fucking insane. Israel is organized terrorism.

[FORD]

Don't recognize that other guy, but he sounds like he swallowed about a half-dozen valium to prepare for Fat Bastard to be on the set with him.

Guess I can't blame him for that......