Blazing Saddles

[Von Halen]

One of the greatest comedies ever made, and Mel Brooks says it couldn't be made in today's America because of all the FUCKED UP political correctness! He's right! Too many butt hurt little fucking pussy ass bitches with fragile feelings.

https://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-news/mel-brooks-on-blazing-new-comedic-trails-in--blazing-saddles-215405381.html

I don't give a fuck if your ancestors were mistreated 300 fucking years ago. It has nothing to do with you or your kind being lazy worthless fucks. If you or anyone of "your kind" are indeed lazy worthless fucks.

I'm a fucking MUTT, and I don't care what you call me. In fact, I'm sure there's a ****** in our family woodpile somewhere. My cousin has the nappiest hair of any white woman I've ever met in my life! There is no way with what we know of our family history, someone of color wasn't fucking someone! So call me whatever the fuck you want! It won't hurt my feelings!

Hey, I just thought of something. My cousins situation would probably explain why I have a large black cock.

Enough about me! Let's discuss this Mel Brooks thought, and Blazing Saddles!

[vandeleur]

That large black cock you have ,you put batteries in it , just saying :D

[vandeleur]

Great movie tho :)

[Angel]

I freaking LOVE Blazing Saddles. My dad used it as a babysitter for my kid. He had the entire movie memorized by age 4 and would act out scenes in public places. Fucking kid embarrassed me numerous times...but those are some of the fondest memories now! The day my grandchild is born, I'll be buying a copy. Payback is gonna be fun!

I wish I could upload the video in my brain of him acting out the scene when the sherrif first gets to town... picture a 4 year old with a huge afro, "anybody move and the n***** gets it. :D

[vandeleur]

Your right though if that came our now people would shit the bed , there would boycotts and all sorts

[ELVIS]

I freaking LOVE Blazing Saddles. My dad used it as a babysitter for my kid.

That sounds like a good idea...:rolleyes:

[ToraToraTora]

" Hey, Where the white wimmin at??????":clap:

[Angel]

That sounds like a good idea...:rolleyes:

Better than fucking video games....

[Coyote]

It's one of those movies that require multiple viewings to catch everything. Just like "Airplane!"...

A Laurel & Hardy handshake for Mr. Brooks.

[Coyote]

.....

[fraroc]

One of the greatest comedies ever made, and Mel Brooks says it couldn't be made in today's America because of all the FUCKED UP political correctness! He's right! Too many butt hurt little fucking pussy ass bitches with fragile feelings.

https://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-news/mel-brooks-on-blazing-new-comedic-trails-in--blazing-saddles-215405381.html

I don't give a fuck if your ancestors were mistreated 300 fucking years ago. It has nothing to do with you or your kind being lazy worthless fucks. If you or anyone of "your kind" are indeed lazy worthless fucks.

I'm a fucking MUTT, and I don't care what you call me. In fact, I'm sure there's a ****** in our family woodpile somewhere. My cousin has the nappiest hair of any white woman I've ever met in my life! There is no way with what we know of our family history, someone of color wasn't fucking someone! So call me whatever the fuck you want! It won't hurt my feelings!

Hey, I just thought of something. My cousins situation would probably explain why I have a large black cock.

Enough about me! Let's discuss this Mel Brooks thought, and Blazing Saddles!

South Park. Nuff said.

And listen, before you fucking go on about my generation. I know people that are my age (19) and younger that saw Blazing Saddles and laughed their fucking asses off.

[FORD]

South Park has it's moments, but even their movie - which was the only musical I've ever watched all the way through - falls far short of Mel Brooks in his prime. And Blazing Saddles was pure genius.

As good as it was though, you have to wonder if it might have been even better if Richard Pryor had played Bart (which was the original plan).

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5WV-cELBB4

[Kristy]

It has nothing to do with you or your kind being lazy worthless fucks. If you or anyone of "your kind" are indeed lazy worthless fucks.

And you say I'm mean to Smellvis.

[ELVIS]

You're not smart enough to be mean...

[ELVIS]

http://www.dvdjournal.com/reviewimgs/b/blazingsaddles_imgs/blazingsaddles_02.jpg


:elvis:

[FORD]

" Hey, Where the white wimmin at??????":clap:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvljjccqL8

[Von Halen]

South Park.

Other than the clip someone posted with Van Halen in it, I've never seen South Park.

[Nitro Express]

South Park has it's moments, but even their movie - which was the only musical I've ever watched all the way through - falls far short of Mel Brooks in his prime. And Blazing Saddles was pure genius.

As good as it was though, you have to wonder if it might have been even better if Richard Pryor had played Bart (which was the original plan).

Pryor would have been great but the movie turned out good without him. It's a classic. You couldn't even make a movie like that today. People are too uptight. We forgot how to laugh at ourselves.

[FORD]

Other than the clip someone posted with Van Halen in it, I've never seen South Park.

As I said, the show has it's moments. The movie was really well done though, as it was a parody of every cheesy musical ever made, as well as a brilliant satire against censorship, war for stupid reasons, and other shit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_4fTs5cIqk

[Nitro Express]

I freaking LOVE Blazing Saddles. My dad used it as a babysitter for my kid. He had the entire movie memorized by age 4 and would act out scenes in public places. Fucking kid embarrassed me numerous times...but those are some of the fondest memories now! The day my grandchild is born, I'll be buying a copy. Payback is gonna be fun!

I wish I could upload the video in my brain of him acting out the scene when the sherrif first gets to town... picture a 4 year old with a huge afro, "anybody move and the n***** gets it. :D



I'm sure it was great when the kid went"Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips and give out a push..."

[Kristy]

You're not smart enough to be mean...

And you're not smart enough to hold a job.

[Nitro Express]

That large black cock you have ,you put batteries in it , just saying :D



It might be gas powered. The porn industry is leaving California because their gas powered toys no longer meet the state's strict pollution laws. No two cycle dildos allowed in Kalifornia. Wasn't the guy running the thing in Deliverance?

[Von Halen]

You couldn't even make a movie like that today. People are too uptight. We forgot how to laugh at ourselves.

That was the whole premise for the thread, dumbass.

[Kristy]

Go easy on him, Von. After all, he flies "choppers" for the C.I.A.!!!

[DLR Bridge]

Other than the clip someone posted with Van Halen in it, I've never seen South Park.

This one makes my day...

http://youtu.be/ow_rkzKGBEg

[FORD]

Go easy on him, Von. After all, he flies "choppers" for the C.I.A.!!!

But he used to make a living mon, picking the bananas.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4lFyxs-SBo

[Angel]

I'm sure it was great when the kid went"Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips and give out a push..."

He never did that one in public...thank God!!!

[cadaverdog]

Blazing Saddles was filmed in the high desert were I lived for 30 something years. You could still film a movie like that without having to worry about seeing houses or buildings in the background. I've probably seen that movie a hundred times from start to finish and it still makes me laugh. Did anyone else notice Mel never says the dreaded "n" word? He starts to but he says "nit' instead. I guess he couldn't but he didn't have a problem with everybody else saying it every other word. If they tried to make that movie now it wouldn't make alot of sense because all the non p c shit wouldn't be tolerated nowdays. They'd ban Mel from making movies for life and try to force him to sell the studio.

[IceCreamBlondie]

It's one of those movies that require multiple viewings to catch everything. Just like "Airplane!"...

A Laurel & Hardy handshake for Mr. Brooks.

True dat! Blazing Saddles is absolutely HILARIOUS! Where else can you see a guy punch out a horse?

[cadaverdog]

True dat! Blazing Saddles is absolutely HILARIOUS! Where else can you see a guy punch out a horse?
Hi Blondie. Haven't heard from you in quite awhile. Hope everything's good.

[Kristy]

Fuck.

[SunisinuS]

My Fragile little mind.*



*Ok Everybody~










































































But not the Irish!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m-KBe5t0j4#t=197

[cadaverdog]

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy. Harumph! You better watch your ass! Classic.

[Coyote]

"Let's face it, ya can't Torquemada anything..."



"Fell like a stone."

[Coyote]

Go easy on him, Von. After all, he flies "choppers" for the C.I.A.!!!

He throws dentures at people?

[ODShowtime]

I like the part at the end in the melee when there's a guy with a 2x4 over his head just looking for someone to whack. And when the lunch lady rings that guy up for the food he's covered with. Yankee Bean Soup fuck that's funny.

They just can't make laughs like those anymore. Funny shit like that just doesn't happen unfortunately.

[VAiN]

For my money this is the best South Park.. they really pushed it here..

[DONNIEP]

Racist!!!!!! We have a racist among us! Sharpen the torches! Light the pitch forks!!!

[Nitro Express]

Go easy on him, Von. After all, he flies "choppers" for the C.I.A.!!!

I told you I fly fixed wing aircraft and not helicopters.

[Nitro Express]

That was the whole premise for the thread, dumbass.

Calm down. Go pick up Richard Simmons and take the buggy for a spin. Afterwards you guys can dance the French Mistake together.

[Kristy]

For my money this is the best South Park.. they really pushed it here..

Ghey. Just like all the other of your middle-aged posts.

[VAiN]

Ghey. Just like all the other of your middle-aged posts.

Ghey indeed. Someone needs new material.

[cadaverdog]

He throws dentures at people?
Not dentures. Old Harleys.

[cadaverdog]

Calm down. Go pick up Richard Simmons and take the buggy for a spin. Afterwards you guys can dance the French Mistake together.
Unless of course you're southern Baptists. They think dancing is a sin. Do you know why southern Baptists don't fuck standing up? Somebody might think they're dancing.

[cadaverdog]

Ghey indeed. Someone needs new material.
Anybody who still uses the term "ghey" needs to find some new material. People who use that term probably still say something's "the bomb". :yo:

[twonabomber]

"Ghey" is more played out than the term "played out."

[Nickdfresh]

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Hey, i just thought of something. My cousins situation would probably explain why i have a large black cock in my butt.

Enough about me! Let's discuss this mel brooks thought, and blazing saddles!

:d ;)

[Anonymous]

One of the greatest comedies ever made, and Mel Brooks says it couldn't be made in today's America because of all the FUCKED UP political correctness! He's right! Too many butt hurt little fucking pussy ass bitches with fragile feelings.

https://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-news/mel-brooks-on-blazing-new-comedic-trails-in--blazing-saddles-215405381.html

I don't give a fuck if your ancestors were mistreated 300 fucking years ago. It has nothing to do with you or your kind being lazy worthless fucks. If you or anyone of "your kind" are indeed lazy worthless fucks.

I'm a fucking MUTT, and I don't care what you call me. In fact, I'm sure there's a ****** in our family woodpile somewhere. My cousin has the nappiest hair of any white woman I've ever met in my life! There is no way with what we know of our family history, someone of color wasn't fucking someone! So call me whatever the fuck you want! It won't hurt my feelings!

Hey, I just thought of something. My cousins situation would probably explain why I have a large black cock.

Enough about me! Let's discuss this Mel Brooks thought, and Blazing Saddles!

Ayup. It's a goddamn masterpiece & one of my favourite films.

Too bad 'MURICA SUCKS DONKEY BALLS THESE DAYS, & nothing worthwhile has come out of that shithole you call a country in the last twenty+ years.

You people are too afraid to even fart, it might offend the niggas, kykes, towel heads & fags, & then where would we be? :)

Cheers! :beers:

[cadaverdog]

Too bad 'MURICA SUCKS DONKEY BALLS THESE DAYS, & nothing worthwhile has come out of that shithole you call a country in the last twenty+ years.

You people are too afraid to even fart, it might offend the niggas, kykes, towel heads & fags, & then where would we be? :)


Your view of America is tainted by what you see here on regular basis. It's true that they don't make movies or tv shows like that anymore but occaisonally they still put out something with a little humor in it. I watched the movie Dark Shadows this weekend. My mother used to watch that corny soap opera when I was a kid so I really wasn't expecting much out of the movie but I was pleasanttly surprised. It's actually very funny. It was more of a parody than it was a movie version of the show. Johhny Depp played Barnabas Collins as a man from another era that just happened to be a vampire not an evil undead blood sucker. He quotes Steve Miller as if he was quoting Shakespeare. He refers to Alice Cooper ( who makes a cameo appearance) as "that Cooper woman". I agree with you that it's sad the only people you can get away with making fun of anymore is straight white Christian males but at least they attempted to make this movie funny for a change. Horrible Bosses wasn't bad either but I doubt you'll see another movie as funny as Blazing Saddles or Animal House ever again.