A bearded lady has won the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest.

[ELVIS]

:elvis:

[FORD]

Never heard of this person before, but surely "she" realizes that facial hair pretty much ruins any shot at a convincing drag performance.

Other than that, "she" would probably be more convincing than Ann Coulter, at least.

[Kristy]

Eurovision peaked and died in 1974 with ABBA.

Smellvis finger on the pulse with thumb up the ass as always.

[ELVIS]

What's wrong fag ??

Jealous this Euro-tranny freak is more advanced than you ??

[ELVIS]

Here's one for the Krust...




:elvis:

[ZahZoo]

Y'all are gonna get Izzy all excited with this shit...

[FORD]

This is still gayer than the bearded tranny.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbjLOem2Qg#t=24

[ELVIS]

Leave it to FORD to have the gay vids on standby...:biggrin:

[FORD]

Ummm.. who's the one who found the bearded tranny videos?

[ELVIS]

That was on Drudge and I did not view more than 20 seconds of either piece if filth...

[vandeleur]

I did wonder how E came across it .

[FORD]

That was on Drudge and I did not view more than 20 seconds of either piece if filth...

So is that Drudge's new "girlfriend"?

I think he apparently misunderstood what the term "beard" meant, in that context.

And is Ann the Man jealous?

[Coyote]

This is still gayer than the bearded tranny.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbjLOem2Qg#t=24

It still baffles me how outright weird my country (and it's idea of popular music for the kids) was in the 70's...

[ELVIS]

It's weirder now...

[Nickdfresh]

Good thing Elvis keeps close tabs on those Euro trannies ;)

[BITEYOASS]

At first I was surprised, but than again Eurovision is known as the Gay Olympics anyway.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRUIava4WRM

[BITEYOASS]

I thought of this scene around the 1:36 mark when I saw it:


http://youtu.be/EfkNvOOiZ_8?t=1m36s

[VAiN]

What a joke.. it's a perfect assessment of the fucked up world we live in.

[BITEYOASS]

What a joke.. it's a perfect assessment of the fucked up world we live in.

Eurovision has always been a joke.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZJt6Gv4XPk

Die Bärn! :D

[VAiN]

wow.. still better than the bearded lady.

[VHscraps]

Congratulations to Georgios Samaras, near-legend of recent Glasgow Celtic history ...

http://static.bongdaplus.vn/Assets/Media/2014/05/11/8//biemhoa3.png

[FORD]

S/he would actually be a fairly convincing tranny, if not for the beard. Can it really be considered "drag" with facial hair? At least s/he sings like a chick.... though the music is horrid eurodisco crap, of course.

[DONNIEP]

That's just...wrong.

[FORD]

Merged threads.... because one thread about this bearded tranny is probably enough. :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Bearded lady. Sounds like Sammy Hagar. It's also over when that fat lady sings.

[ELVIS]

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3525330.ece/alternates/s615/Conchita-Wurst-and-Vladimir-Putin.jpg


:biggrin:

[ashstralia]

Thanks for that Mr YoAss, I lasted 63 disturbing seconds…:)

[Seshmeister]

That's quick for someone your age, I take it you used lube? :)

[Jérôme Frenchise]

So called "bearded women" are a real rip-off: their cheeks will sting like men's, and... they aren't even women, no matter how they grow breasts.

They should be more fairly called "long-haired bearded fags".

[ELVIS]

They should be more fairly called "long-haired bearded fags".

Truer words are rarely spoken...:biggrin:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Spanish "cooer" Julio Iglesias said he is a fan of the bearded thing, saying "she is a great singer and a wonderful, sensitive girl"...

http://media4.actu.woopic.com/8/f/900x506/fd/1/p/afp-actu-articles%7Cdc6%7Ca7f%7Caecbd648d864cb8568f238668f/26a653806b4b48a26d76dcfc955bc6a123d63d35.jpg

... then he let the cat out by adding "she has one this size, oh my..."

[lesfunk]

That's just over the line...

[Zing!]

Spanish "cooer" Julio Iglesias said he is a fan of the bearded thing, saying "she is a great singer and a wonderful, sensitive girl"...

http://media4.actu.woopic.com/8/f/900x506/fd/1/p/afp-actu-articles%7Cdc6%7Ca7f%7Caecbd648d864cb8568f238668f/26a653806b4b48a26d76dcfc955bc6a123d63d35.jpg

Yikes. He looks like he's been embalmed and stuffed with sawdust. Are you sure that's not a pic of a wax Julio sculpture from Madame Tussaud's?

[BITEYOASS]

So called "bearded women" are a real rip-off: their cheeks will sting like men's, and... they aren't even women, no matter how they grow breasts.

They should be more fairly called "long-haired bearded fags".

Although, bearded French Joaquin Phoenix look-alikes are just as weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0D0ZxjpbkM

[ELVIS]

The beard thing would be a good look for the girls in Fan Halen....

Dave
http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/alligator.org/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/0e/60e64fb4-289e-11e2-813f-001a4bcf887a/5099f6056c7aa.image.jpg

Edwad
http://www.fun2video.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/women-beard-1.jpg

Mikey
http://forums.euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=107411&d=1354966349

Alex
http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bearded-celebrity-women-9.jpeg


:biggrin:

[vandeleur]

Who the fuck is the third one ??

[ELVIS]

Wolfie...

[lesfunk]

Edwad looks more like Prince to me

[BITEYOASS]

Although I missed the Eurovision contests from the 00's, when countries sent contestants for the sole purpose of NOT winning in order to avoid hosting the damn thing.

[BITEYOASS]

Oh! Remember this crazy bitch from Iceland? :bigwink:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkydPOGTJKk

I'll admit it. I want to fuck her. :devildance:

[BITEYOASS]

And now here is the best Eurovision song EVER! LT United should have won.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBAdOlQPbwg

[Seshmeister]

The only time there was a heavy metal band in it they won.

[BITEYOASS]

I'm still working on my parody song entitled "Hard Cock Hallelujah". :D