Michael Jackson - Slave To The Rhythm Hologram [Archive]

ELVIS

05-19-2014, 02:50 PM

That's really bad...

That's not a hologram of Michael Jackson...

It's some white guy...

He doesn't move anything like MJ...

Look at the awful moonwalk...

What a joke...

:biggrin:

DONNIEP

05-19-2014, 02:54 PM

He's a crisis actor!!! I've seen that same guy on TV before!

VAiN

05-19-2014, 05:55 PM

That's just creepy..

Sensible Shoes

05-19-2014, 07:56 PM

Since I hate MJ, I did not look at it.

VHscraps

05-19-2014, 08:08 PM

I will not look at it for similar reasons, and so as not add to the video view count, etc., which some people see as a barometer of success. It will no doubt reach into the many millions or even the bazillions - all because people think "what is this shit now" [click link].

Kerching!!! is the sound the Jackson estate hears. FFS, the last media bonanza was the DVD of his rehearsals for the shows in London just before he died, and now ... a damn hologram! I am sure supermarkets up and down the countries of the world will have it piled up at the end of any available aisles.

DONNIEP

05-19-2014, 08:15 PM

I watched it last nite. I wasn't impressed. I'm sure it looked better in person.

I'm just waiting for the Queen holotour...although those bastards Brian and Roger say they won't do it. Because having that sissy Lambert out front is just soooo much better...

fraroc

05-19-2014, 08:36 PM

I have a buddy on YouTube who is a self-proclaimed Michael Jackson expert, and he agrees with Elvis. There is no way that hologram was of Michael Jackson himself, in fact he does have an idea on who the impersonator is, it might be Christopher Gaspar or Navi. At first, many MJ fans assumed that it was composed of unused footage from the This Is It rehearsals, but I can tell it's bullshit. During This Is It, Michael was still VERY, VERY thin. He had no muscle mass whatsoever, also his cheeks still seemed very sunken in and in the hologram, "Michael" looks more like the Dangerous or History Tour-era Michael Jackson. He also said that it wasn't a hologram, but rather a video presented in a 3D-like fashion to make it look like a hologram, similar to the Tupac hologram.

cadaverdog

05-19-2014, 08:55 PM

Since I hate MJ, I did not look at it.
I used to feel that way about the guy too. He was a fucked up individual but he didn't get that way by himself. His mommy and daddy are partially responsible for it but so are the rest of the people who made money off of him. Instead of helping him when he started exhibiting strange tendencies they encourage him to be weird. Hanging out with other fucked up people like Elizabeth Taylor didn't help either. What the guy needed was a real friend to tell him he was fucking up but I doubt he had any. His music wasn't my cup of tea but it wasn't as bad as some of the shit that passes for music nowdays.

cadaverdog

05-19-2014, 08:58 PM

How long will it be before they start putting out holographic porn? Instead of telling some chick what you want to see her do on a web cam you tell her hologram what to do and she does it.

DONNIEP

05-19-2014, 09:01 PM

How long will it be before they start putting out holographic porn? Instead of telling some chick what you want to see her do on a web cam you tell her hologram what to do and she does it.

I'm waiting for the day when "virtual reality" gets to the point to where you can feel it and pick your chick and you won't be able to tell the difference from reality. I'm gonna dial up Olivia Newton John and fuck myself absolutely to death.

cadaverdog

05-19-2014, 09:17 PM

I I'm gonna dial up Olivia Newton John and fuck myself absolutely to death.
What are you gonna do, stick a hand grenade up your ass? I'd rather fuck her to death.

DONNIEP

05-19-2014, 09:30 PM

What are you gonna do, stick a hand grenade up your ass? I'd rather fuck her to death.

See, since it's virtual reality you wouldn't actually be fucking her. So if you died whilst banging her you'd really be fucking yourself to death. Kind of like eating yourself to death. Or drinking yourself to death.

ELVIS

05-20-2014, 01:43 AM

During This Is It, Michael was still VERY, VERY thin. He had no muscle mass whatsoever, also his cheeks still seemed very sunken in and in the hologram, "Michael" looks more like the Dangerous or History Tour-era Michael Jackson. He also said that it wasn't a hologram, but rather a video presented in a 3D-like fashion to make it look like a hologram, similar to the Tupac hologram.

All great points...

It's a total FAKE !!!

Any MJ fan can tell...

Just another scam on the people through the wonderful world of TV I guess...

:elvis:

ELVIS

05-20-2014, 01:46 AM

I am sure supermarkets up and down the countries of the world will have it piled up at the end of any available aisles.

And it's fake...

Satan

05-20-2014, 02:33 AM

It's not fake, and it's not a hologram. It's a HELLagram! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

Yes, folks that was really Michael. I sent him back up for this one time only performance, because he kept whining about how he never got a chance to say good bye to his fans.

Hey, it was either that, or listen to him whine about it for all of eternity....... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

binnie

05-20-2014, 04:00 AM

Not so much the bottom of the barrell as about three feet of dirt below it......

ashstralia

05-20-2014, 04:45 AM

fuck myself absolutely to death.

Yeah, it's been done to death. :)
Ask Hutchence et al

twonabomber

05-20-2014, 07:27 AM

Since I hate MJ, I did not look at it.

That's okay, it'll be on the Idol finale.

Seshmeister

05-20-2014, 07:43 AM

"Ok Johnny show me on the doll where the hologram touched you..."

cadaverdog

05-20-2014, 10:35 AM

Yeah, it's been done to death. :)
Ask Hutchence et al
I forgot about that method of fucking yourself to death. If they could convince politicians they'd be more successful at fucking the public by strangling themselves it would make this world a better place to live in. Maybe they could convince Bubba to strangle Hillary while they're at it. Actually I don't wish anyone dead but I wouldn't mind it if a few of them quit being such assholes.

Coyote

05-20-2014, 11:07 AM

Can't bring myself to checking that out...

ELVIS

05-20-2014, 11:38 AM

You should, it's not Michael Jackson and it's both sad and funny...

And the police state opening is a bit creepy...

I thought they were going to open fire on the crowd...

fraroc

05-20-2014, 11:47 AM

You should, it's not Michael Jackson and it's both sad and funny...

And the police state opening is a bit creepy...

I thought they were going to open fire on the crowd...

Michael Jackson always had a fascination with military drills, and incorporated a lot of them into his dance sequences. I think that it really has something to do with Michael expressing his anger. Listen to the song They Don't Care about Us. The lyrics are about being in prison, but they also point to themes like betrayal, so many people think that the song was about the illuminati/new world order conspiracy shit, but it's plain to see that Michael wrote They Don't Care About Us as a way to express his anger and disappointment on how his own home country, the USA treated him and labeled him as some kind of crazy child molesting plastic surgery obsessed freak after what went down with the Chandlers.

Also, the song D.S is about DA Tom Sneddon who became the prosecutor in the 2005 trial and had a vendetta against Michael since day one.

Seshmeister

05-20-2014, 11:58 AM

Coincidentally I wrote a song called 'Crazy child molesting plastic surgery obsessed freak' to express my anger and disappointment at Jackson.

cadaverdog

05-20-2014, 12:02 PM

Coincidentally I wrote a song called 'Crazy child molesting plastic surgery obsessed freak' to express my anger and disappointment at Jackson. Is there any reference to his love for vermin?

ELVIS

05-20-2014, 01:49 PM

Coincidentally I wrote a song called 'Crazy child molesting plastic surgery obsessed freak' to express my anger and disappointment at Jackson.

Can I get that on itunes ??

Mushroom

05-20-2014, 11:50 PM

Michael Jackson always had a fascination with military drills, and incorporated a lot of them into his dance sequences. I think that it really has something to do with Michael expressing his anger. Listen to the song They Don't Care about Us. The lyrics are about being in prison, but they also point to themes like betrayal, so many people think that the song was about the illuminati/new world order conspiracy shit, but it's plain to see that Michael wrote They Don't Care About Us as a way to express his anger and disappointment on how his own home country, the USA treated him and labeled him as some kind of crazy child molesting plastic surgery obsessed freak after what went down with the Chandlers.

Also, the song D.S is about DA Tom Sneddon who became the prosecutor in the 2005 trial and had a vendetta against Michael since day one.

You sure know a lot about MJ. How much time did you spend at the Neverland Ranch?:ohmy: :winkglasses:

Mushroom

05-20-2014, 11:53 PM

Rule #1: Holograms are stupid
Rule #2: Stupid people like Holograms of dead celebrities
Judgement: Overrated

Satan

05-21-2014, 12:03 AM

Is there any reference to his love for vermin?

Nah... one song about that was enough.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bverx-nMWQ

Nitro Express

05-21-2014, 12:35 AM

EVH and the Jacksons during the Victory Tour in 84. Ed was probably going "What in the hell am I doing here?" It cracks me up when he's not in the mix and motions to the soundman, some sound would be nice.

Mushroom

05-21-2014, 01:54 AM

Michael Jackson always had a fascination with military drills, and incorporated a lot of them into his dance sequences. I think that it really has something to do with Michael expressing his anger. Listen to the song They Don't Care about Us. The lyrics are about being in prison, but they also point to themes like betrayal, so many people think that the song was about the illuminati/new world order conspiracy shit, but it's plain to see that Michael wrote They Don't Care About Us as a way to express his anger and disappointment on how his own home country, the USA treated him and labeled him as some kind of crazy child molesting plastic surgery obsessed freak after what went down with the Chandlers.

Also, the song D.S is about DA Tom Sneddon who became the prosecutor in the 2005 trial and had a vendetta against Michael since day one.

:beers8: Hey no hard feelings kid, I was walking around at recess in 1983 with a boom box playing the Thriller cassette and beating your daddy's ass.

cadaverdog

05-21-2014, 05:14 AM

:beers8: Hey no hard feelings kid, I was walking around at recess in 1983 with a boom box playing the Thriller cassette and beating your daddy's ass.
In 83 I was overseas killing commies. They were hiding inside beer bottles.

vandeleur

05-21-2014, 06:06 AM

Man I just cant get enough threads about a dead pedophile . Pity we couldnt have started it a long time ago :D

“Are you booing me for a Michael Jackson joke? This is a Van Halen audience, come on!”

DLR Bridge

05-21-2014, 06:19 AM

Every time I see the title to this thread in the new post column, I immediately imagine MJ doing Skid Row's Slave to the Grind. Only something like that would restore any interest in him.