Led Zeppelin Remasters Thread

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6q4PpfcPnY

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7bCpmrPRgY

[ashstralia]

Yeah, I can't see myself buying this. I've heard enough LZ.

[Kristy]

Another Jimmy Page con job.

[ODShowtime]

Next Tuesday will be a great day in music history.

[Mushroom]

"Bring it on (home)!!" said Willie Dixon.

I have my chump change in my pocket.

[Nitro Express]

Another Jimmy Page con job.

Jimmy Page remasturbates himself.

[DLR Bridge]

Jimmy Page remasturbates himself.

A la George Lucas.

[Nitro Express]

A la George Lucas.

Lucas fucked his own creations. I think he should go to prison for incest.

[Kristy]

Ha! Check this shit out. That lying limey cocksucker

"Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page has dismissed accusations that “Stairway to Heaven” was plagiarized, deeming a recent lawsuit brought forth against the band as “ridiculous."

Nice try, asshole.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/05/jimmy-page-calls-stairway-to-heaven-plagiarism-charge-ridiculous/

[vandeleur]

Once and for all jimmy page did not steal the stairway to heaven riff .
It was lying on the floor and no one was using it , it's not theft if you find it lying around .... Granted it was lying around on stage where spirit left it :)

[Kristy]

This RAWWWWWWWWKS!



http://fonx.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jimmy_Page_Robert_Plant.jpg

[Kristy]

Old news, new perspective:

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-05-15/led-zeppelins-stairway-to-heaven-vs-dot-spirits-taurus-a-reckoning

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/czfI66yQUkk/0.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Nah, this is how it's done:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXeFtZPFA9o

[Kristy]

You want to know one more thing I hate, Donnie? It's pussy guitar players like this who mimic other pussy guitar players while trying not to look like a pussy doing it.

Shame on you, Donnie.

[DONNIEP]

You know, Kristy, I'm beginning to think you don't like a lot of stuff.

[Kristy]

Why don't you post some promos for Adam Sandler movies? Or Dane Cook comedy? Or snippits from MSNBC, or reruns of Big Bang Theory or any other highly douchebaggy shit?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

lucky mouse...

[DONNIEP]

Why don't you post some promos for Adam Sandler movies? Or Dane Cook comedy? Or snippits from MSNBC, or reruns of Big Bang Theory or any other highly douchebaggy shit?

I don't know who Dane Cook is, I don't spend all my time watching news programs, and I've never seen an episode of Big Bang Theory. And is Adam Sandler still making movies?

[Kristy]

Shenanigans. Everybody knows you are president of the Dane Cook Fan Club.

[DONNIEP]

Ok, I'll play along since you won't google it for me.

[DONNIEP]

Ok, I'm finished. Nope, don't have a clue who he is. And I've never seen any of his movies. And since I'm not gonna watch one of the many youtube clips I'm just gonna have to assume you're insulting me.

[vandeleur]

A reason to watch Big Bang theory

O11806

Common kristy she would float your little man in a boat

[DONNIEP]

A reason to watch Big Bang theory

O11806

Does she get naked or semi naked on this show on a regular basis? Because I'm right in the middle of the second season of the new Dallas and I got some Squidbillies episodes to catch up on too.

[Kristy]

Donnie, any one who post such drivel of that douche playing a douchey guitar is a fan of Dane Cook. You insult yourself by liking Jimmy Page.

[vandeleur]

Donniep is a massive jimmy page fan !

[Kristy]

And Dane Cook!

And Adam Sandler!

[Kristy]

Here's the complete Donnie List:

http://www.craveonline.com/lifestyle/articles/155836-top-10-celebrity-douchebags

[vandeleur]

He so loves Dane cook , but weirdly pretends he doesn't know him ............. Fucking judas

[DONNIEP]

I feel so left out. Ok, I'll go watch some of this Dane Cook guy's stuff. It better be damn funny. Because Archer says he's not funny.

[Kristy]

Can you see it now, kids? Donnie and Von holding hands together in the Wal-Snot parking lot waiting for the door to open so they can buytheir crappy Zeppelin remasters?

Donnie: "Jimmy Page is so kewl."
Von: "Yeah, and 'Diver Down' was the best VH album!"
Donnie: "Damn right! Want to come over later? My neighbor's cable I'm stealing has a Dane Cook special on tonight!"

[Nitro Express]

Ha! Check this shit out. That lying limey cocksucker

"Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page has dismissed accusations that “Stairway to Heaven” was plagiarized, deeming a recent lawsuit brought forth against the band as “ridiculous."

Nice try, asshole.

http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/05/jimmy-page-calls-stairway-to-heaven-plagiarism-charge-ridiculous/

What do you expect from an obsessed follower of Crowley? Jimmy seems to take the "Do As Thy Wilt" mission statement to heart. Lucifarians are just like any other religion. Justifying bad behavior on their faith. If anything, the deciples of The Father of Lies seem to be more honest about it.

[chefcraig]

God Damned ARMY...

http://i61.tinypic.com/s4web8.png

[DONNIEP]

Can you see it now, kids? Donnie and Von holding hands together in the Wal-Snot parking lot waiting for the door to open so they can buytheir crappy Zeppelin remasters?

Donnie: "Jimmy Page is so kewl."
Von: "Yeah, and 'Diver Down' was the best VH album!"
Donnie: "Damn right! Want to come over later? My neighbor's cable I'm stealing has a Dane Cook special on tonight!"

Oh please, like Von and I have to go to Walmart to get our copies. We had this shit on preorder months ago.

[Kristy]

Notice how you didn't counter-argue the holding hands bit.

[hambon4lif]

Notice how you didn't counter-argue the holding hands bit.Either him and warf broke up, or they didn't and he's just seeing Von on the down-low......

What a fucking slut!

[Mushroom]

This RAWWWWWWWWKS!



http://fonx.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jimmy_Page_Robert_Plant.jpg

Holy Shit, you cracked the case!!! Kristy, you really are a fart smeller. 'scuse me, smart feller!! A I-IV-V blues progression that sounds similar (but not exact) to another I-IV-V blues progression!!

Check your Wiki: The song was written by Parker, inspired by Dizzy Gillespie's "Manteca" and Ray Charles' "What'd I Say". Parker said "I started playing [Gillespie's] riff on my guitar and decided to make a blues out of it."

What ??? Wait, did I just read that correctly?Parker said "I started playing [Gillespie's] riff on my guitar and decided to make a blues out of it."

http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=12624

Although this song was never a hit, it was a big influence on many British bands, and similar riffs can be heard in "I Feel Fine" by The Beatles and "Moby Dick" by Led Zeppelin.

It's quite common for musicians to take a riff and expand on it, and it's also perfectly legal, as riffs cannot be copyrighted. In the liner notes to the CD The Golden Ave Of American Rock 'N' Roll, Volume 7, Parker said: "I started playing the riff on my guitar and decided to make a blues out of it. We were influenced by Ray Charles' 'What'd I Say.' Maurice Robinson, my alto sax player, did the charts."

[Kristy]

Thanks, Shroom of Doom. You Zep apologist are all the same.

[hambon4lif]

None of the above disproves that this band doesn't suck some serious horsecock....

[Mushroom]

Old news, new perspective:

http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-05-15/led-zeppelins-stairway-to-heaven-vs-dot-spirits-taurus-a-reckoning

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/czfI66yQUkk/0.jpg

Jesus, and the Mary Chain. Kill me.

This song by Spirit is refreshing to hear because it's something other than Stairway to Heaven. That means it's not the same as Stairway.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8AVbwB_6E&feature=kp

I have heard Stairway a million times and I'm almost ready to puke, but it's still a stretch to say it's a ripoff. OK, the main chord starts the same position on the guitar, it descends simililary, but the cadences are Totally Different. Google that if you don't know what cadence means. OK, Jimmy Page knew Randy California, borrowed the chord and took it someplace else. I don't give a fuck. Randy is bitter along with jealous fans. Oh well. Cry me a river.

[Mushroom]

None of the above disproves that this band doesn't suck some serious horsecock....

That is not the task at hand! You're getting sidetracked by the hot Kristy when she walks by with the long legs that run all the way up to her neck.

[Mr. Vengeance]

Considering that the mighty Zep has gotten my money for the original vinyl, then the CDs, I don't think there's enough new stuff to make me buy these albums again. Sorry guys....



Oh, and shut the fuck up, Kristy.

[hambon4lif]

This 'band' is for stoner hobbit-looking motherfuckers who can't get laid.

[Mushroom]

Considering that the mighty Zep has gotten my money for the original vinyl, then the CDs, I don't think there's enough new stuff to make me buy these albums again. Sorry guys....



Oh, and shut the fuck up, Kristy.

Hey I'm a sucker for that shit, because it's bundled with some other new old shit. I mean, how many versions of Since I've Been Loving You can I get my hands on?

[Kristy]

*Cries Mushroom a river*

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/132/cache/rivers02-horseshoe-bend_13247_600x450.jpg

[Kristy]

Hey I'm a sucker for that shit, because it's bundled with some other new old shit. I mean, how many versions of Since I've Been Loving You can I get my hands on?

Try the one Moby Grape did first, asshole.

[kwame k]

This 'band' is for stoner hobbit-looking motherfuckers who can't get laid.

:lmao:

[Mushroom]

Try the one Moby Grape did first, asshole.

My garage band can do better than that

[kwame k]

Plagiarism aside, they just played LZ to death and for years it was mandatory that you know all of Bonham's licks.

Loved Stairway, whoever wrote it, the first 50,000 x's I heard it but really don't need to hear their hits twice a day everyday on radio ever again......remastered or not!

[VAiN]

I feel so left out. Ok, I'll go watch some of this Dane Cook guy's stuff. It better be damn funny.

Don't do it.. he suuuuuuucks.

[Kristy]

Dane Cook is the Wal-Mart of Comedy. Donnie will love him.

[FORD]

Well, after hearing the remasters of the first III albums, I'd have to say I would have more respect for Zeppelin, if they had just taken the best of these "bonus tracks" and compiled them together, like The Beatles, Bob Dylan, The Boss, and countless others have done with their "lost tracks". I don't know why they think anybody wants to buy "instrumental backing track" versions of their songs, unless they own a karaoke bar, and that's probably not a big demographic.

The bonus disc with the first album is actually an early concert from Paris, but I'm sure I've already got it on bootleg somewhere, and unlike that live album and DVD they released a decade or so ago, it doesn't seem like Vice President Biden... er Jimmy Page has done anything to clean up the audio here. So a reasonable purchase for anyone who doesn't already have that show, but not really an upgrade for those who do.

I'm sure those who are willing to settle for lossy quality will buy the individual tracks on iTunes to get around buying the full albums. If they put them up in WAV or FLAC form, I might consider it.

And one more thing.........

How goddamned fucking difficult would it be to include "Hey Hey What Can I Do" in a Led Zep III remaster, for fucks sake? And shouldn't "Travelling Riverside Blues" be somewhere in here too?

[Nickdfresh]

Dane Cook is the Wal-Mart of Comedy. Donnie will love him.

Painfully unfunny. Cook makes Rwandan genocide somewhat humerous in comparison...

[Kristy]

How goddamned fucking difficult would it be to include "Hey Hey What Can I Do" in a Led Zep III remaster, for fucks sake? And shouldn't "Travelling Riverside Blues" be somewhere in here too?

You take your risk when buying from a con artist like Page.

Zep fools and their money.

[Kristy]

Possibly the only fucker I might hate more than Jimmy Page:

[FORD]

You take your risk when buying from a con artist like Page.

Zep fools and their money.

What money? I downloaded these off the net. I don't even think they're in the stores until Tuesday :biggrin:

[Hardrock69]

I am not particularly interested in these, though one nice thing about the remasters is that you will get better quality of some of the bootlegs previously available as generated copies.

I am burned out on LZ anyway. I have a multi-disc set (22 or 24 discs or some shit) of every alternate take, remaster, jam, scrap of instrumental rubbish, etc. from their entire recording career 1968 to 1980.

"Remastering" some of this stuff is all well and good, but the quality is good enough that I have no reason to buy their albums yet AGAIN.

Not like I want to listen to them anymore anyway.

Oh and Krusty is still angry because she cannot convince Jimmy Page to coat his dick with sand and ass-rape her. :hee:

[Kristy]

Classic Kirsten Dunst post.

[Hardrock69]

You KNOW you want me. ;)

[Romeo Delight]

Totally off topic, but as a huge Zep fan I have never understood the solo in Heartbreaker...I think I read somewhere that Vai thinks its great...it sounds horrible to me.

Can anyone break this down for me and let me know if this si actually a brilliant solo somehow? Starts at 2:04 or so:

[Kristy]

The Schleppy "guitar solo" in 'Heartbreaker' is a tour de force in pretentiousness and suck. Page, in his usual cocksucking douchebaggery claimed in some 'Rolling Stone' article that the 'Heartbreaker' solo was an "interwoveness whose element, as the elements which appear in the inner perception to an embodied being."*

http://www.zootpatrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/LedZeppelin1977Promo.fullpage.jpg

Page, like his deplorable fashion sense only inner perception was that of his ego. Page banked upon his fans being ignorant (and most are to this day). His notes were as pop-sloppy as his flaccid penis. For a mere explanation if the notes in the 'Heartbreaker' solo are the embodiment of suck, an act of A of "inner perception" can poses more suckiness than other act B. The difference in suck C of lack of original talent may even encompass the shit of A and B

In this one can get the understanding of A and B (F and F1) were coordinated posses no existence.

Actually, I'm pretty high tight now. Zep is, was and always will be shit.

*Totally made that up.

[Nitro Express]

Agreed. The solo in Heartbreaker ruins the song. The main riff is quite catchy though. If Page came up with it on his own I will give him credit for that. But you know, he might have stolen it off a street musician.

[chuckjitsu]

No thanks. I bought the first remasters in the early 90s so i'm good. The stuff on the companion discs doesn't look particularly interesting either. I'd be more interested if they did something like put out all the Earls Court footage from '75, footage from '77 and the '79 Knebworth shows. Failing that, why not put out the audio from a selected concert from each tour? And put these out as stand alones, not attached to a remaster of a studio album that I don't care about.

Love ya Jimmy, but I'm taking a pass.

[Mushroom]

Nowadays "remasters" give me a headache. Usually it means "compress (reduce the dynamic range) and increase the volume" to achieve a shitty sound. I don't think Jimmy would let that happen.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Remasters are like getting the same gift for Christmas that you got the year before.

[Kristy]

Nowadays "remasters" give me a headache. Usually it means "compress (reduce the dynamic range) and increase the volume" to achieve a shitty sound. I don't think Jimmy would let that happen.

You were the one cumming in his pants over this shit last week.

[Mushroom]

I just shot another load for us!! (you and I)

[Kristy]

You couldn't shoot fish in fish store.

[DONNIEP]

You couldn't shoot fish in fish store.

You can down here. See, the Walmart sells fish and guns. It's a win/win.

[Coyote]

I'll pass... Already bought these 10 years ago, along with "How the west was won"...

[Kristy]

Donnie at Walmart.
http://andrewlinn.com/whitehall/120229_bless/05libation.jpg

Dude gets around

[Kristy]

Here's my all-time fav Donnie at Walmart pic:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z5UubUzS5vs/T0fXLWORV5I/AAAAAAAAAmE/JuNeZf90dHg/s1600/funny-pictures-of-people-at-walmart-02.jpg

If only Von was there but I'm assuming he's the one who took the photo.

[DONNIEP]

Von was over at the lube aisle gettin us some KY Liquid Silk with Vitamin E. Now that guy know how treat a girl!

[Nitro Express]

Yeah but I caught him over in the garden center looking at weed whackers. He only bought the KY because it was cheaper than STP or Lucas oil treatment.

[Hardrock69]

I have the complete Earl's Court performance from 5/24/75 on DVD. No need for Led Zep to put it out. Bootleg label Boogie Momma has already done so.

http://www.collectorsmusicreviews.com/led-zeppelin/led-zeppelin-earls-court-1975-may-24th-definitive-edition-boogie-mama/

[Kristy]

I actually heard Led Zeppelin II 'Deluxe/Remaster-what-the-fuck-ever' today. It's just awful.

Think I'll write a review on that streaming pile of total shit soon. Jimmy Page is who I thought he was.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qYdapUdRyZA/TTBAWZHIphI/AAAAAAAAAvg/jcEEOYmiBNw/s1600/dennisgreen.jpg
"Jimmy Page is who we thought he was too, Kristy!"

[Mushroom]

I actually heard Led Zeppelin II 'Deluxe/Remaster-what-the-fuck-ever' today. It's just awful.

Think I'll write a review on that streaming pile of total shit soon. Jimmy Page is who I thought he was.



I can't wait to read it! You must have bought the CD!:love0003:

[Mushroom]

I actually heard Led Zeppelin II 'Deluxe/Remaster-what-the-fuck-ever' today. It's just awful.

Think I'll write a review on that streaming pile of total shit soon. Jimmy Page is who I thought he was.

You should post a pic of yourself squatting over the CD and peeing on it!

[Nitro Express]

You should post a pic of yourself squatting over the CD and peeing on it!

Oh hell yeah! Some sexy boots and a little fashion mixed in to tease to please. Then let Jimmy and the boys have a good urine soak!

[Kristy]

I can't wait to read it! You must have bought the CD!:love0003:

Coworker did. But I have it with me right now. Had to open up all the windows because it stinks so bad.

[Kristy]

You should post a pic of yourself squatting over the CD and peeing on it!

Or me grinding your face in a wood chipper all American Mary style

[Mushroom]

Or me grinding your face in a wood chipper all American Mary style

Ok, No idea what that means but I'll try anything at least once!!

[Mushroom]

Coworker did. But I have it with me right now. Had to open up all the windows because it stinks so bad.

Liar!!

[Nitro Express]

Ok, No idea what that means but I'll try anything at least once!!

Just make sure you have a safety word established but frankly I don't think Kristy gives a damn. She would put a hurtin on ya!

[Kristy]

Ok, No idea what that means but I'll try anything at least once!!

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[VetteLS5]

Or me grinding your face in a wood chipper all American Mary style

Wood chipper... is that your pet name for your coochie?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Wood chipper... is that your pet name for your coochie?

could be the mouse's name

[Kristy]

Wood chipper... is that your pet name for your coochie?

Your mom.

[Mushroom]

Second wave coming sooon!
IV
Houses of the Holy

Oh yeah, Fuck You Kristy!

[Jimmy Page]

I hope you all enjoy the remasters as much as I did making them.

Best,

JPP