Man Arrested For Having Sex With Pool Float

[FORD]

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yes, you certainly ARE out of your mind........


Hamilton man arrested again for having sex with pool float
Posted: Jun 11, 2014 10:53 AM PDT Updated: Jun 11, 2014 12:21 PM PDT (http://www.fox19.com/story/25751955/hamilton-man-arrested-again-for-having-sex-with-pool-float)
Posted by Courtney Danser - email



HAMILTON, OH -

A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float.

Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars.

He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court.

Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early.

In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft.

In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

[VHscraps]

Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/resources/images/1114245.jpg

A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.

It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.

He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.

When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.

This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour.

David Truscott, aged 41, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was sent to Truro Crown Court for sentence by Truro magistrates after he pleaded guilty to breaching a restraining order and to causing harassment to Clive Roth, of the family living on the farm.

Jill Wilson, prosecuting, said the restraining order had been made in 2009 prohibiting Truscott from entering the farm for any reason.

“There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud,” she said. “This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years.”

The Roth family had suffered because of his behaviour, she went on, as it had affected their quality of life and their children who had been part of what was going on.

“The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit.”

On Saturday, a son of the family had become aware that a man had been seen climbing over a gate to the property, and since the family were expecting this to be Truscott they went out. The child came across him naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud.

His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals. He had breached the restraining order before, quite soon after it was made, and for which he was sent to prison.

The magistrates sent Truscott to the crown court on March 23, saying the case was unsuitable for summary hearing.

He was remanded in custody.

LINK (http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/8885115.Pervert_caught_pleasuring_himself_in_slurr y_for_third_time/)

Is that a Motorhead tattoo on his arm ...!

[Kristy]

Nice haircut. Nothing here looks psychotic at all. Nothing.

[Seshmeister]

I'm not sure why this is newsworthy never mind a thread here.

What's next, homeless mentally ill man takes shit in Chicago dumpster?

[lesfunk]

I don't know how much USA news you read sesh but that's not far off.

[Seshmeister]

I was trying to say stuff like this happens every day in every city in the world so I wasn't sure what the reason for the post was.

I would and maybe have posted 'Man arrested for masturbating dolphin' because that's kind of odd. A mental fuck masturbating at the side of the road is every day surely?

Maybe I'm spending too much time in cities... :)

[Seshmeister]

That said, the inflatable pumpkin was more fun.

[lesfunk]

I believe that's called a "human interest " story

[Seshmeister]

It's the old thing about 'Man bites dog' being a story but 'dog bites man' not being.

I prefer the 'Man fucks shit' story. :)

[lesfunk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMy0x6o3t4M

[FORD]

Bad Flipper!! :headlights:

[ZahZoo]

Having been exposed to Funky Les' whale and dolphin interests over the years... Went on a cruise over spring break and we did a swim with the dolphins deal in Cozumel.

My first thoughts entering the water was... I hope none of these some-bitches are in Funky Les™ mode today!!

Thankfully we had a mature female with a juvenile male in our adventure and neither were feeling frisky...

[Anonymous]

Having been exposed to Funky Les' whale and dolphin interests over the years... Went on a cruise over spring break and we did a swim with the dolphins deal in Cozumel.

My first thoughts entering the water was... I hope none of these some-bitches are in Funky Les™ mode today!!

Thankfully we had a mature female with a juvenile male in our adventure and neither were feeling frisky...

I bet if Les was there, he'd've had his way with both of them, regardless.

Reliable sources have told me that Les has learned the dolphin & whale mating calls & occasionally goes swimming for hours on end, carrying a six-pack, lube... & completely naked!!!

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Pool float? Isn't that kinda like an inner tube??

http://blip.tv/thebuseyzone/inner_tubes-6586636

[Anonymous]

I'm not sure why this is newsworthy never mind a thread here.

What's next, homeless mentally ill man takes shit in Chicago dumpster?

Yeah guys, what the fuck? Stop cluttering up the site, we need tons of space for all the David Lee Roth news pouring in!

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Yeah guys, what the fuck? Stop cluttering up the site, we need tons of space for all the David Lee Roth news pouring in!

Cheers! :beers:

Hey man, it's coming. You just gotta be patient. Or deluded.

[ZahZoo]

Pool float? Isn't that kinda like an inner tube??

http://blip.tv/thebuseyzone/inner_tubes-6586636

Probably something more along the line of these types...

http://media.dallas.city.cx/sites/70/2014-02/TZgWE5Cf.jpg

Although that kid's parents should be beaten for being so stupid as to use them this way... idiots.

[lesfunk]

Probably something more along the line of these types...

http://media.dallas.city.cx/sites/70/2014-02/TZgWE5Cf.jpg

Although that kid's parents should be beaten for being so stupid as to use them this way... idiots.

Did you get that pic at Catholicsextoys.com?

[DONNIEP]

Hahahaha!! Les switched back to the Crack Eddie avatar!

[ZahZoo]

Nah it was the featured post in the Darwin Awards StupidParents.org site...

[Anonymous]

Did you get that pic at Catholicsextoys.com?

It's funny 'coz it's true! :lol:

Cheers! :beers:

[ZahZoo]

That's sick... even for y'all...