President Obama Smacks Down Climate Denial Idiocy At Commencement Address

[FORD]

President Obama Speaks on Climate Change at UC Irvine Commencement Ceremony

David Hudson
June 16, 2014
01:42 PM EDT

On Saturday afternoon, President Obama addressed the University of California, Irvine's 2014 graduating class and challenged them to get involved in one of our planet's most pressing issues: the growing threat of a rapidly changing climate.

Speaking to more than 30,000 people in attendance at Angel Stadium in Anaheim, the President told the UC Irvine community that he was there for one simple reason: because they asked.

"The UC Irvine community sent 10,000 postcards to the White House asking me to come speak today," the President said. Some people tried to guilt him into coming, while others tried bribery. "I'll support the Chicago Bulls," someone wrote. And another student wanted the President to speak because she thought UC Irvine was "super underrated."

The President reminded the crowd that this young lady could just as well have been talking about her own generation:


In your young lives, you’ve seen dizzying change, from terror attacks to economic turmoil; from Twitter to Tumblr. Some of your families have known tough times during the course of the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. You’re graduating into a still-healing job market, and some of you are carrying student loan debt that you’re concerned about. And yet, your generation -- the most educated, the most diverse, the most tolerant, the most politically independent and the most digitally fluent in our history -- is also on record as being the most optimistic about our future.

And President Obama agreed that this generation should be optimistic, noting that there are fewer Americans at war, more folks have health insurance, and businesses have added millions of new jobs — all in the time since most of this graduating class left high school.

But he reminded the graduates of the many challenges we still face, spending the majority of his address urging them to fight the cynicism and the naysayers and to act on climate change — "one of the most significant long-term challenges that our country and our planet faces."


The President also noted that climate change is a unique issue due to the nature of the opposition to action:


It’s pretty rare that you’ll encounter somebody who says the problem you’re trying to solve simply doesn’t exist. When President Kennedy set us on a course for the moon, there were a number of people who made a serious case that it wouldn’t be worth it; it was going to be too expensive, it was going to be too hard, it would take too long. But nobody ignored the science. I don’t remember anybody saying that the moon wasn’t there or that it was made of cheese.

He continued, commenting on how certain members of Congress still believe that climate change is a hoax or a fad, or that our planet is actually cooling. Others avoid the question altogether.


They say -- when they’re asked about climate change, they say, “Hey, look, I’m not a scientist.” And I’ll translate that for you. What that really means is, “I know that manmade climate change really is happening, but if I admit it, I’ll be run out of town by a radical fringe that thinks climate science is a liberal plot, so I’m not going to admit it.”

President Obama reminded those in attendance that historically this has not been a partisan issue — Presidents from Richard Nixon to George H.W. Bush have acted to protect our environment. But Congress refuses to take action, and the broadcast networks' nightly newscasts only spend a few minutes per month discussing climate change.

The President then made clear that he wasn't telling the graduates this in order to discourage them, but rather to "light a fire" under them. "As the generation getting shortchanged by inaction on this issue," he said, "I want all of you to understand you cannot accept that this is the way it has to be."

"This is a fight that America must lead," he continued. "So I'm going to keep doing my part for as long as I hold this office and as long as I'm a citizen once out of office. But we're going to need you, the next generation, to finish the job."


It’s no accident that when President Kennedy needed to convince the nation that sending Americans into space was a worthy goal, he went to a university. That’s where he started. Because a challenge as big as that, as costly as that, as difficult as that, requires a spirit of youth. It requires a spirit of adventure; a willingness to take risks. It requires optimism. It requires hope. That day, a man told us we’d go to the moon within a decade. And despite all the naysayers, somehow we knew as a nation that we’d build a spaceship and we’d meet that goal.

"Cynicism has never won a war, or cured a disease, or started a business, or fed a young mind, or sent men into space," President Obama said. "Cynicism is a choice. Hope is a better choice."

Hope is the fact that, today, the single largest age group in America is 22 years old who are all just itching to reshape this country and reshape the world. And I cannot wait to see what you do tomorrow.

During the President's speech, he announced a $1 billion competition to combat the effects of climate change and help communities build more resilient infrastructure.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjt9Pi5Dz_A

[Nitro Express]

Why doesn't Obama come clean and just say it's all about replacing coal plants with nuclear plants. Uranium hasn't been selling well. The industry wants to change that.

[DONNIEP]

Huh, so it's still considered an honor to have him come speak at your school.

[FORD]

Why doesn't Obama come clean and just say it's all about replacing coal plants with nuclear plants. Uranium hasn't been selling well. The industry wants to change that.

Fuck that shit..... unless we can store the nuclear waste in the KKKoch Brothers mansions and in the BCE compound in Maine. In that case, I might be persuaded to support it.

It's time to put every available dollar into 21st century, clean renewable energy solutions. And that means taxing the rich and the corporations. And if it was up to me, it would be retroactive back to 1981.

[Seshmeister]

Why doesn't Obama come clean and just say it's all about replacing coal plants with nuclear plants. Uranium hasn't been selling well. The industry wants to change that.

It's not just that the US has too many coal plants, they are also particularly dirty.

I always think that it's weird you hear so little about all the cancers caused by coal plant emissions, their PR companies and lobby groups must be some of the best in the world...

[ELVIS]

Huh, so it's still considered an honor to have him come speak at your school.

And read you a bunch of bullshit off the teleprompter with a straight face...

[ELVIS]

It's not just that the US has too many coal plants, they are also particularly dirty.



Not if they use clean coal technology...

[Seshmeister]

Fuck that shit..... unless we can store the nuclear waste in the KKKoch Brothers mansions and in the BCE compound in Maine. In that case, I might be persuaded to support it.

It's time to put every available dollar into 21st century, clean renewable energy solutions. And that means taxing the rich and the corporations. And if it was up to me, it would be retroactive back to 1981.


Using the trillion dollars from Iraq could have got you well on the way.
You could then have sold it to the rest of us...

[Nitro Express]

Apparently the coal industry didn't pay Obama enough. The US Department of Energy was going to build a prototype clean coal plant at their nuclear engineering lab. The US has low sulfur coal and there are claims it can be burned clean. They couldn't even build a prototype plant to test the new technology due to lawsuits. In 2008 Obama was all for clean coal and now he's in the nuclear energy pocket.

Everything is a media war now. You can always pay an expert to fudge the statistics anyway you want. The current trend seems to be to scare people and make things urgent. They did this with the bankers bailout and they are doing it with energy.

They had to change global warming to climate change because it's hard to sell global warming when we had record snow storms, low temperatures and it's been snow off and on the last two days.

[Seshmeister]

Climate change is real.

Payouts in the last few years from weather damage are up 500%.

Soon you won't be able to get insurance, that will be the real tipping point

[ELVIS]

Using the trillion dollars from Iraq could have got you well on the way.
You could then have sold it to the rest of us...

Unfortunately, the USucks is strictly a war economy...

[FORD]

Not if they use clean coal technology...

Even IF (and it's a big IF) they can find a way to BURN coal in a relatively clean matter, it's the mining & extraction process of corporate coal that does as much damage than the burning does.

There's no such thing as "clean" mountain top removal or "clean" coal slurry sludge ponds.

[Nitro Express]

Climate change has always been happening. Nothing new. Wait until a large volcano blows a lot of ash into the atmosphere and we go into a mini ice age. Make notes of the current fear mongering and store them in a safe place for 20 years. Break them out read them and have a good laugh.

[ELVIS]

Climate change is real.



That's so fucking ignorant...

Of course the climate is changing, it's constantly changing...

Carbon Dioxide and man has nothing to do with it...

It's not even warming as predicted by the unreliable computer models...

But there is a measurable cooling trend going on and the predicted cataclysmic storms are not happening...

So shaddup about "climate change" nobody with a brain is listening...

[FORD]

Climate change has always been happening. Nothing new. Wait until a large volcano blows a lot of ash into the atmosphere and we go into a mini ice age.

Been there, done that.

Wasn't exactly an ice age, but I seem to remember the summer of 1980 being cooler and more rainy than it should be.

On the other hand, we're having a ridiculously colder than normal June right now, and all the volcanoes are asleep around here, as far as I know.

[ELVIS]

Even IF (and it's a big IF) they can find a way to BURN coal in a relatively clean matter...

It's not an If...

Do your homework...

[Seshmeister]

Big oil PR has done a remarkable job on you.

Absolutely owned you.

[FORD]

I'm so fucking ignorant...

Of course the climate is changing, it's constantly changing...

Carbon Dioxide and man has everything to do with it...

So shaddup about "climate change" nobody with a brain is denying...

Fixed that for ya.....

[Nitro Express]

All it means is the uranium and nuclear power industries paid the politicians better than the coal industry has. Or maybe they got some dirty laundry to extort what they want. Policy has more to do with bribes and honey traps than any reality. It's how political power centers work. Lobby, entrap, and who's better at these games gets the prize.

[ELVIS]

On the other hand, we're having a ridiculously colder than normal June right now, and all the volcanoes are asleep around here, as far as I know.

Exactly...

So much for the global warming bullshit...

[ELVIS]

Fixed that for ya.....

C'mon FORD, I'm not fucking stupid...

I've spent countless nights reading up on these scams and that's exactly what it is, a scam...

[ELVIS]

Big oil PR has done a remarkable job on you.

Absolutely owned you.

I don't pay any attention to that...

My In-laws do though...they have jobs in it...

I think they're nuts...

No, you're owned by your own self interest...

How 'bout you tell us what you do for a living ??

[Seshmeister]

All it means is the uranium and nuclear power industries paid the politicians better than the coal industry has. Or maybe they got some dirty laundry to extort what they want. Policy has more to do with bribes and honey traps than any reality. It's how political power centers work. Lobby, entrap, and who's better at these games gets the prize.

That's maybe how it works in US politics but not so in science and not so when you have a worldwide consensus.

The problem is that in the US you have rightly got so skeptical of politicians any time anyone says anything now you don't believe them unless it fits with what you would like.

[Seshmeister]

No, you're owned by your own*self interest...

How 'bout you tell us what you do for a living ??

I'm a guitarist. :biggrin:

There are a couple of people here that know what I do and it's nothing to do with climate change.

What do you do? Did BP throw any money your way after Katrina?

[ELVIS]

But not so in science and not so when you have a worldwide consensus.



You need a different audience for that bullshit...

Try the welfare crowd...

[Nitro Express]

C'mon FORD, I'm not fucking stupid...

I've spent countless nights reading up on these scams and that's exactly what it is, a scam...

That's why the Copenhagen summit fell apart. Hey why not change a few things like warming to climate change and run a different pattern. That way you can exploit the extreme winter weather. Since there is not real investigative reporting and news stories go to the highest bidder it's all about creating an illusion and making it real in people's minds. Hey the Federal Reserve has gotten away with fractional reserve banking since 1971. The rich have gotten richer so let's apply the model to climate issues. You can say anything you want with statistics. I always love it when a few later they say they misread the data. Whatever the hell that means.

The more alarmist something is the more you should question it. You would think people who got suckered into war and into bailing out banks that should have failed would learn.

[Seshmeister]

Or the educated crowd...

[ELVIS]

I'm a guitarist. :biggrin:



You'd better laugh at that...but don't hurt j fail's feelings...;)



I'd say you're into some sort of bullshit like medical research or energy propaganda...

[ELVIS]

Or the educated crowd...

I'm educated...

[Seshmeister]

Medical research is bullshit now?

[ELVIS]

You would think people who got suckered into war and into bailing out banks that should have failed would learn.

Dude, I tell people that exact same thing...

[Seshmeister]

The more alarmist something is the more you should question it. You would think people who got suckered into war and into bailing out banks that should have failed would learn.

What about those of us who didn't get suckered into the war or bailing out the banks?

Maybe those of you who did should listen to us a bit more often rather than conspiracy theorists...

[ELVIS]

Medical research is bullshit now?

Yes, absolutely...

It's the same propaganda as climate change...

For instance, cholesterol os good for you...

The human body needs it, and if it can't get it, it produces it's own by way of the liver...

What do you think a cell membrane and it's inner components are made of ??

What is the human brain made of ??

You probably didn't guess it...

Cholesterol !!

[Seshmeister]

You've gone Taliban at this point.

[ELVIS]

Not os...is...:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

This new wireless Radio Shack jewboard sucks ass !!!!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

See what I mean ??

[FORD]

It's not an If...

Do your homework...

I'm well aware of the "algae scrubbers in the smokestacks" theory. On paper, it sounds like a great idea, and even more so when you consider that the algae itself can then be converted to biofuels, and much more efficiently than Monsatan corn.

But that still does nothing to eliminate the horrid practices of mining & extraction of the coal.

[ELVIS]

You've gone Taliban at this point.

I know you think that...

And if you could see the shape I'm in, and record my supreme vital statistics, you'd be a believer too...;)

[FORD]

Exactly...

So much for the global warming bullshit...

Nope.... because if there's not a volcano accounting for the abnormally cold weather, then what is it? Logically, if it's pollution in the lower atmosphere fucking with the weather systems, and that pollution didn't come from a natural source like a volcano, then by process of elimination, it came from man made sources.

[ELVIS]

Here's a few...

47 years old...

5'10"

122/59 BP

48 pulse

18 resp

Bench press 250lbs easily...

Rare alcohol...

Non smoker...

Gluten free, 75% green diet, zero fast food...

I'm the real deal...

[Seshmeister]

I'm educated...

Why is it that you can't understand doses then?

It's so weird that you constantly get confused that something may be good in a small dose but would kill you if you got too much, like water for example.

[ELVIS]

No, I understand that...

[Seshmeister]

Here's a few...

47 years old...

5'10"

122/59 BP

48 pulse

18 resp

Bench press 250lbs easily...

Rare alcohol...

Non smoker...

Gluten free, 75% green diet, zero fast food...

I'm the real deal...

I'm sure you'll live forever and never meet your invisible sky daddy, shorty. :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

No...

I don't want to meet Him anytime soon...

My life is just getting going...;)

[ELVIS]

Actually, my pulse right now is 80, but Seshtesticle has me all worked up...;)

[ELVIS]

It's 48 at rest though...

I count it all the time...:biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

You've just reminded of a poster here who posted his stats and I pointed out that his body mass index actually obese.

He went crazy. :)

[Seshmeister]

Hyman Roth that was it. He really didn't like me, an odd character.

[ELVIS]

Yeah but a primitive computer can't yet take into account muscle mass...

I have a 29 inch waste...

That's unheard of at my age...

[ELVIS]

And I'm being totally serious...

[ELVIS]

He really didn't like me, an odd character.

I still like you, but you need to wake up...;)

[Seshmeister]

Actually I need to be awake less, been to London and back today 15 hour day after 2 hours sleep.

[ELVIS]

Get some rest, my friend...;)

[Kristy]

Huh, so it's still considered an honor to have him come speak at your school.

Considering.

[DONNIEP]

Hyman Roth that was it. He really didn't like me, an odd character.

Whatever happened to him?

[jacksmar]

Scientific fact:

When the east and west coast liberals/socialists start dumping their oceanfront and coastal property and auctioning off their yachts in anticipation of the rising seas from global warming...............

[VAiN]

Whatever happened to him?

I haven't heard from him in a few years.. I think he's still floating around the web.

[Nitro Express]

Scientific fact:

When the east and west coast liberals/socialists start dumping their oceanfront and coastal property and auctioning off their yachts in anticipation of the rising seas from global warming...............

You came up with a great point here. If the situation is so drastic. How come coastal and beach front property isn't dropping in price?

[Nitro Express]

Hyman Roth that was it. He really didn't like me, an odd character.

Damn jewish gangsters.

[Nitro Express]

Actually I need to be awake less, been to London and back today 15 hour day after 2 hours sleep.

Well that's what you get for playing around in Soho.

[Nitro Express]

I'm well aware of the "algae scrubbers in the smokestacks" theory. On paper, it sounds like a great idea, and even more so when you consider that the algae itself can then be converted to biofuels, and much more efficiently than Monsatan corn.

But that still does nothing to eliminate the horrid practices of mining & extraction of the coal.

I have a friend who was getting his PHD in biology and did his thesis on biological scrubbers on coal plants. Back when I was working construction years ago we were relining one of the boilers at the Jim Bridger coal power plant. At the time it was a state of the art facility. We thought the whole place was shut down. We didn't see any smoke. We didn't smell anything. The other three boilers were lit and running. It wasn't a dirty plant at all.

My question is why can't we build one prototype plant to see if these theories work in practice? Because someone doesn't want coal as a energy competitor. Nobody wants nuclear plants. If coal can be burned clean and safe well I guess GE is fucked in that industry. Do some research on Obama and the nuclear power industry. They want to build more nuclear power plants in the US. Where do we put the waste? The newer reactor designs still melt down when they lose their cooling.

[Anonymous]

Scientific fact:

When the east and west coast liberals/socialists start dumping their oceanfront and coastal property and auctioning off their yachts in anticipation of the rising seas from global warming...............


You came up with a great point here. If the situation is so drastic. How come coastal and beach front property isn't dropping in price?

My tiny, weak brain doesn't understand scientific mumbo jumbo, but it does understand that the rich always seem to know what's gonna happen before anyone else.

And coastal & beach front property is actually more expensive than ever...

Could they know something that the middle & lower classes - the constant target of the fearmongers - don't?

And what about the Cretaceous Thermal Maximum (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?70790-Dinosaur-Farts-Cretaceous-Thermal-Maximum&p=1842032#post1842032), Sesh?

I'm counting on you to know whether that's true or just Wikipedia fabrication. I admit that my scientific knowledge is below par.

Cheers! :beers:

[ashstralia]

I have a 29 inch waste..

You said 5'10" of waste just before... :biggrin:

[chefcraig]

My tiny, weak brain doesn't understand scientific mumbo jumbo, but it does understand that the rich always seem to know what's gonna happen before anyone else.


Discover

Peter Graves.....Phil Hartman
Dr. Charles Claproth.....Jon Lovitz




[ scene: a laboratory, several floors up in a New York high-rise ]

Peter Graves: Hello! I'm Peter Graves. Welcome to the world of "Discover". This is Dr. Charles Claproth, Professor of Physics here at New York University.

Dr. Charles Claproth: [ listlessly ] Hello.

Peter Graves: Doctor, what are we looking at? [ points to a suspended model in front of them ]

Dr. Charles Claproth: Peter, this is a model of a water molecule.

Peter Graves: And what is a molecule?

Dr. Charles Claproth: A molecule is the smallest portion of a substance which still retains the characteristics of that substance.

Peter Graves: Aaalll right, so, this model is not actual size, then?

Dr. Charles Claproth: No Peter, it is not. Molecules are very small.

Peter Graves: About how small are they, Doctor?

Dr. Charles Claproth: Well, there are as many molecules in a teaspoon of water, as there are teaspoons of water in the Atlantic Ocean.> Peter Graves: Aaalll right, so molecules are very, very small, then.

Dr. Charles Claproth: Yes.

Peter Graves: But you said they were just, very small.

Dr. Charles Claproth: Yes.

Peter Graves: So, you were wrong.

Dr. Charles Claproth: [ grimacing ] Yes. Let's take a look at some elements, shall we?

Peter Graves: Aaalll right. [ they move to the next pedestal, displaying a metal ] Doctor, what are elements?

Dr. Charles Claproth: Peter, elements are the substances which cannot be separated into two or more substances.

Peter Graves: Like, say, a pencil?

Dr. Charles Claproth: No, like this, pure gold.

Peter Graves: Oh. [ picks up the gold ] So this is gold?

Dr. Charles Claproth: Yes.

Peter Graves: It's heavy.

Dr. Charles Claproth: Yes. It's also one of the most malleable substances. This cubic inch of gold can be drawn into a continuous wire over forty miles long, or, pounded into a film covering 1,400 square feet.

Peter Graves: So gold is long and thin like, say, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Dr. Charles Claproth: Well.. in a way.

Peter Graves: Amazing. [ puts the gold in his pocket and starts to move on ]

Dr. Charles Claproth: Hey!

Peter Graves: [ turns around ] Yes?

Dr. Charles Claproth: Please put that back. It's property of the university.

Peter Graves: Aaalll right. [ returns the gold to the pedestal, then they move on to the next pedestal holding a larger block of metal ] What is this, doctor?

Dr. Charles Claproth: This is osmium. It is one of the heaviest and densest elements on Earth. This cubic foot weighs 1,400 pounds.

Peter Graves: May I try to lift it?

Dr. Charles Claproth: Oh, don't bother, no man could.

[ Peter grabs the block on both sides and applies force, but it doesn't move ]

Peter Graves: Well, it's heavy all right. [ lets go of the block, but the pedestal collapses in two, and the osmium falls through the floor, and continues to fall through subsequent floors. Sounds of water gushing from toilets and fearful screams are heard from below as Dr. Claproth watches in fear ]

Dr. Charles Claproth: [ sighing ] It's probably in the basement.

Peter Graves: The pedestal was too weak to hold the osmium, wasn't it, doctor?

Dr. Charles Claproth: Yes.

Peter Graves: Did you design these pedestals, doctor?

Dr. Charles Claproth: [ angry ] Yes!

Peter Graves: Aaalll right. [ walks to the next pedestal, which holds a glowing metal encased by a bell jar ] And what is this element, Doctor?

Dr. Charles Claproth: This is californium. This is the world's most expensive element. It is sold by the Atomic Energy Commission for $1,000 per microgram. That's $530 billion per pound.

Peter Graves: Let's take a look. [ removes the jar, sounding an alarm ]

Dr. Charles Claproth: No, no! You fool! Californium is a highly radioactive isotope! It's lethal! It's..

Peter Graves: [ replaces the jar - the alarm stops ] Aaalll right. [ moves to the next pedestal ] And what's this, doctor?

Dr. Charles Claproth: [ hopelessly ] It's sodium! It's just sodium! Oh! What difference does it make? We're dead men! [ puts his head on Peter's shoulder and starts to sob ]

Peter Graves: [ to camera, still calm ] Alll right. Then I guess I won't be here next week for another episode of.. "Discover".


http://i60.tinypic.com/mtqrll.jpg

[ashstralia]

And coastal & beach front property is actually more expensive than ever...

Could they know something that the middle & lower classes - the constant target of the fearmongers - don't?


This bloke just bought a front row seat...

http://smh.domain.com.au/real-estate-news/chinese-billionaire-swoops-on-mosman-20140619-3aghp.html

[Seshmeister]

My tiny, weak brain doesn't understand scientific mumbo jumbo, but it does understand that the rich always seem to know what's gonna happen before anyone else.

And coastal & beach front property is actually more expensive than ever...

Could they know something that the middle & lower classes - the constant target of the fearmongers - don't?

And what about the Cretaceous Thermal Maximum (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?70790-Dinosaur-Farts-Cretaceous-Thermal-Maximum&p=1842032#post1842032), Sesh?

I'm counting on you to know whether that's true or just Wikipedia fabrication. I admit that my scientific knowledge is below par.

Cheers! :beers:



I didn't understand your point then or now.

When the Earth was forming it would have been a ball of molten rock. When the planet that became the moon hit it then it would have been really unpleasant to to be wandering around. Over the millions and millions of years the Earth has been here then things have changed a lot. The difference this time is that it is happening very very quickly because of carbon emissions by the monkeys clinging to it.

The atmosphere was way different when there were dinosaurs in fact that's why they were so big.

No one has ever said that climate change will end the Earth it's just that it will get way more difficult for the monkeys.

99% of all species that have ever lived on the Earth are now extinct...

[ashstralia]

4.6 billion, according to current peer review. If you want to stun the plebs with facts, first give the facts!

[Seshmeister]

4.6 billion? You mean how long the earth has been here rather than me saying millions and millions?

Fair enough.

[ELVIS]

The difference this time is that it is happening very very quickly because of carbon emissions...

That's just not true...

[Anonymous]

I didn't understand your point then or now.

When the Earth was forming it would have been a ball of molten rock. When the planet that became the moon hit it then it would have been really unpleasant to to be wandering around. Over the millions and millions of years the Earth has been here then things have changed a lot. The difference this time is that it is happening very very quickly because of carbon emissions by the monkeys clinging to it.

The atmosphere was way different when there were dinosaurs in fact that's why they were so big.

No one has ever said that climate change will end the Earth it's just that it will get way more difficult for the monkeys.

99% of all species that have ever lived on the Earth are now extinct...

My point is, I appreciate if someone more knowledgeable can explain that to me.

I realize that the Earth was a slightly different beast back then, but the impression I got from that article is that, even then, the rise in temperature was an allegedly abnormal occurrence.

I'm *Edit: NOT* a full-on nutter, but I AM suspicious of stuff to which the gubments take an interest in. The more interested they are, the more suspicious I become.

For example, I never really liked tap water, for the sole reason that, while it may be clean enough to drink after being treated, that cleanliness cannot be guaranteed after travelling through kilometres of very ancient, probably rusty & quite certainly riddled with impurities of decades of water travelling through them.

But when the U.S. government takes an interest in telling people that they SHOULD drink tap water, as it is so much better than the bottled kind AND cheaper, well... I will certainly buy bottled water. Sure, I'm paranoid, I don't even live there, but does it make any sense for that gubment to spend so much on ridiculous stuff & then be so worried about its citizens spending CENTS on bottled water?

When ANY gubment anywhere in the world tells me what's best for me, I'll play it safe & do the opposite, unless the opposite is, undoubtedly, lethal.

In regards to the subject at hand, maybe the time for the monkeys is reaching its end? Or maybe, the monkeys should bite the bullet & INCREASE the usage of whatever fuel sources they have available to make sure that when the shit hits the fan, whether by their fault or not - in the long run, that'll be irrelevant -, they're able to survive the changes to come?

Life, Earth, the Universe are not detective series where every possible clue to the problem at hand is conveniently shown each & every episode, so the viewer can deduct what happened & whodunit.

There are many, many things still beyond our grasp & knowledge. Hell, in 500 years, assuming we survive, we might come to the cuntclusion that everything we allegedly know now is completely & utterly wrong.

And maybe, just maybe, the original, unedited footage of Neil Armstrong in the studio, surrounded by props, will surface, at long last.

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

Hahahahaha...:biggrin:

Not all Dinosaurs were big...:biggrin:

You should do stand up in your Piers Morgan mask...:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

Well said, pus...

You have a brain and the government hasn't been able to put you asleep...

:applause:

[ashstralia]

4.6 billion? You mean how long the earth has been here rather than me saying millions and millions?

Fair enough.

Ayup. Thousands times millions is much bigger than millions plus millions. It pays us to get the unfathomably huge numbers within a zero or three.. :)

[Seshmeister]

When ANY gubment anywhere in the world tells me what's best for me, I'll play it safe & do the opposite, unless the opposite is, undoubtedly, lethal.


So you would do the opposite if it was probably lethal.

Governments are varying degrees of shit like all bog organisations. It always amazes me that people think they have these sophisticated secret agendas when they can barely organize a decent passport service.

[ELVIS]

Don't downplay it now, Sesh...:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Well said, pus...

You have a brain and the government hasn't been able to put you asleep...

:applause:

Thanks, Big E.

There's no point on going full on crazy, but a bit of suspicion when it comes to official data is always healthy.

That's how science came about, you see... questioning the status quo & coming up with proof to show how & why things are wrong.

Unquestioningly accepting official consensus masked as scientific research is no different than unquestioningly accepting official consensus masked as the word of a god.

Big Daddy Jojo Orwell, on his Animal Farm, attempted to show us how the majority - cleverly portrayed as sheep - can be taught to endlessly repeat government propaganda, up until it becomes unquestionable fact.

And if I have to choose between HIS view of the world & the view of a bunch of people who hardly leave their computer screens, well...

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

Thanks, Big E.

There's no point on going full on crazy, but a bit of suspicion when it comes to official data is always healthy.


Cheers! :beers:

Especially when there's plenty of opposing data...

[Anonymous]

So you would do the opposite if it was probably lethal.

Governments are varying degrees of shit like all bog organisations. It always amazes me that people think they have these sophisticated secret agendas when they can barely organize a decent passport service.

Well, everything is probably lethal.

Ever went bungee jumping? You can't tell me you never went for a swim whilst cuntpletely pissed.

Not to mention the casual, routine things we all do everyday that can end in death.

Is that really your point? I'm disappointed.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Especially when there's plenty of opposing data...

There's ALWAYS opposing data.

The beginnings of science were the opposing data to the established religious views of the world.

Absolute truth plays a very minor part on the average human being's daily activities.

People believe what they want to believe & there will always be plenty of available data to back it up.

Well, I don't believe in anything unless I can physically touch it. That means I have no choice but to believe in the bit of science that is in front of me right now, but the bits that haven't been proven/happened yet?

I'd have to be crazy to do that. :doh:

Cheers! :beers:

[ashstralia]

Actually, my pulse right now is 80, but Seshtesticle has me all worked up...;)

Your wife makes you the opposite of 'worked up' then?
But a bloke on the other side of the world turns your crank on a message board. :)

[ELVIS]

Get your mind out of the gutter...;)

[Anonymous]

Here's a mad idea - a theory as to the why of all the noise surrounding global warming/climate change/whatever next.

You can't tell me there is no technology available to replace the fuels we use today. It's impossible. Several people, working alone & out of their own pocket, have come up with working solutions. And teams of professionals, funded by corporations, can't?

So, instead of trying to hide the problem, they do the opposite. They fan the flames, give scientists whatever funds they need to prove that there is, indeed a problem, & then act all concerned about it.

People blab on & on about it, almost to the point of ripping each other's throats off & the heat is off the gubment & big corporations, because they, too, are WORRIED about it.

Everyone is so busy discussing the problem so passionately & trying to come off as super smart & Earth-minded, so they forget that the problem could be solved right now if it wasn't for the money that can still be made from the current fuel sources while they last.

My point - you can't do jack shit about the whole thing UNLESS the governments & big corporations allow you to.

And they won't allow you to while there's still profit to be made. It's that damn simple.

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

President Obama addressed the University of California, Irvine's 2014 graduating class and challenged them to get involved in one of our planet's most pressing issues: the growing threat of a rapidly changing climate.



The planet's most pressing issue is climate change ??

What about being on the brink of Nuclear WAR with Russia and China ??

What about Fukushima continuously dumping hundreds of tons of radioactive isotopes into the ocean daily, killing plant life and causing heartbreaking genetic mutations to sea mammals and fish ??

What about the western financial collapse ??

What about Monsanto and the mass dying off of bees necessary for the pollination of agriculture ??

Climate change is a Western United Nations SCAM...

It has nearly zero importance...

The issues I outlined are far more pressing than Obomba's teleprompter bull...


:elvis:

[Anonymous]

The planet's most pressing issue is climate change ??

What about being on the brink of Nuclear WAR with Russia and China ??

What about Fukushima continuously dumping hundreds of tons of radioactive isotopes into the ocean daily, killing plant life and causing heartbreaking genetic mutations to sea mammals and fish ??

What about the western financial collapse ??

What about Monsanto and the mass dying off of bees necessary for the pollination of agriculture ??

Climate change is a Western United Nations SCAM...

It has nearly zero importance...

The issues I outlined are far more pressing than Obomba's teleprompter bull...


:elvis:

Well, if all of that is true, I'd say climate change is a good way to ensure those issues don't get much air time...

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

Exactly, it's called lying by omission while propagandizing fake issues...

[ashstralia]

Holy shit.. Take a lap in Dan's ride!!!

http://m.wimp.com/formulamonaco/

[Anonymous]

Kinda like Hitler did with the Jews to disguise the fact that he & Eva Braun were gettin' it on with their dogs?

"But Adolf, what if people find out? What will they say?" "Don't worry, Eva. We'll burn a few Jews & everyone'll be too busy to notice. Now, get down on Blondi & get her ready for me."

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

Did you see the climate change in that clip ??

Neither did I...;)

[ELVIS]

We'll burn a few Jews...

Cheers! :beers:

There's another conspiracy...

The six million number is a myth...

[Anonymous]

There's another conspiracy...

The six million number is a myth...

I think so too.

After thousands of years of being hunted down, there couldn't've been that many Jews left in one place. Not even on three places.

Unless there were around 85 trillion of them before the first persecution.

I wonder why everyone wants to get rid of the poor bastards? Is it their constant whining that drives people up the walls?

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

Check this out...

The Six Million Myth (http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=24369)


:elvis:

[Seshmeister]

I guess holocaust denial was the inevitable next stop on your quest for bullshit conspiracy crap.

A bit much at a Dave Roth site...

[ELVIS]

Shaddup with that, Mr Establishment...:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Yeah, E. That link was in poor taste.

I mean, I know I crossed the line a "bit" with my jokes, but you just went & vaulted over it.

C'mon dude, there's gotta be a limit somewhere.

I'm outta here. :behindsofa:

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Now I feel bad for the jokes I cracked about them Jews.

I'm sorry, Jews. I don't hate you.

I don't particularly like you either, but that's because I don't particularly like anybody.

But I have no more bile against you than I have for any other race, religion or nationality on Earth. I swear.

Let's kiss & make out, I mean, up!

Cheers! :beers:

[ashstralia]

I think a bit of context helps.

[Seshmeister]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10414532_699824150079035_3160281079771451760_n.jpg

[Anonymous]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10414532_699824150079035_3160281079771451760_n.jpg

Finally, something we can agree in.

But I have to say, even if I don't take these discussions very seriously, I like to hear the different opinions about stuff.

Then, like any human being, even though I'd prefer to be something else, if I had the choice, I'll choose the one I think is most fitting for me.

But I still won't care.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Knife crime?? That's a new one on me.

[Anonymous]

Knife crime?? That's a new one on me.

That's what black people used to do before they got Uzis. When they was pimps, before being gangsta.

It's a very old t-shirt.

Yes, those problems have been around a while.

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Scientific fact:

When the east and west coast liberals/socialists start dumping their oceanfront and coastal property and auctioning off their yachts in anticipation of the rising seas from global warming...............

So does this mean all the closet homosexual racist right wing retards will stay and drown?

In that case bring on global warming!

[Seshmeister]

Scientific fact:

When the east and west coast liberals/socialists start dumping their oceanfront and coastal property and auctioning off their yachts in anticipation of the rising seas from global warming...............

I'm still laughing at this.

The super cool thing about floating is when the water rises the yacht goes up as well. :biggrin:

[Seshmeister]

Knife crime?? That's a new one on me.

It's a British thing, it's what you do if there are strict gun controls. :)

[DONNIEP]

It's a British thing, it's what you do if there are strict gun controls. :)

Oh that's right. I remember you saying Scotland's murder rate is pretty high. How long until knives are banned? Wait - I have another friend in blighty and I think he said you can't even carry a pocket knife. Could that possibly be true?

[DONNIEP]

It's a British thing, it's what you do if there are strict gun controls. :)

If you tell me that you guys have gone back to using swords, I am moving to Scotland! It's where my family's from anyway. I am Donnie Macleod, of the Clan Macleod! Or was it Klan Macleod...I can't remember..

[vandeleur]

Yes , weapons are banned . It's like we are a civilisation . Try it it's fun :D

[Kristy]

Another great but clueless Donnie Most...er, post.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pz3ZjnrhkuM/TthNyeVweHI/AAAAAAAAEGI/b2QiiOSbLq8/s1600/arthur-the-fonz-fonzarelli-from-the+show+happy-days.jpg

I need to get high.

[DONNIEP]

Another great but clueless Donnie Most...er, post.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pz3ZjnrhkuM/TthNyeVweHI/AAAAAAAAEGI/b2QiiOSbLq8/s1600/arthur-the-fonz-fonzarelli-from-the+show+happy-days.jpg

I need to get high.

You know you love me.

[DONNIEP]

Yes , weapons are banned . It's like we are a civilisation . Try it it's fun :D

Fuck that!

Scotland - prepare ye'selves! I am coming home!!!!!!!!!!!

http://s10.postimg.org/nsphyzfx5/connor1.jpg

[vandeleur]

Yeah , funny film the Scotsman plays an Egyptian Spanish bloke whilst the French man plays a jock with an iffy accent .

[Anonymous]

There's still beer bottles, or, at the very least, pointy sticks.

The grate thing about humans is, they'll always find something to kill each other with.

It's just that your cock feels immeasurably bigger whilst holding an assault rifle than it does holding a pointy stick.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Yeah , funny film the Scotsman plays an Egyptian Spanish bloke whilst the French man plays a jock with an iffy accent .

Oh, Kirk Cameron did not die upon the cross for you to be spouting this nonsense!! Now, take up your sword and let's go burn down a village and force ourselves upon some lasses!

[vandeleur]

It's the England game tonight mate , brown ale then were invading Uruguay ....... Or the chippie for chips and flash my nob :)

[Kristy]

Speaking of violence, ghey things and retro TV. My application to attend The University Of Denver in the Fall of 2014 feel through yesterday. Fuck me!!!!
http://blog.meetmycollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/University-of-Denver-2.jpg

I know to many of you the place looks like "uwn of 'dem fancy book lurnin schools" and you retards would be right.

But the more fancier the place the more student debt you accrue.

Again, fuck me.

[Anonymous]

If you tell me that you guys have gone back to using swords, I am moving to Scotland! It's where my family's from anyway. I am Donnie Macleod, of the Clan Macleod! Or was it Klan Macleod...I can't remember..

I have a Claymore. A proper, steel, masterwork, extremely well balanced Claymore.

I can hold that thing with one hand, that's how good it is.

1.5 metres of blade. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I'd move to Scotland, but the skirt thing... well, I never heard of a Scottish tranny, anyway, so...

Still, my cock is already good sized while unarmed. When I hold my Claymore, elephants all over the world look on with jealousy.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

But the more fancier the place the more student debt you accrue.

Again, fuck me.

I shall deflower you on the south lawn!!

[vandeleur]

People who brag about cock size on the interwebble ...... Just saying :biggrin:

[Kristy]

That would be great but they don't allow Walmart trash to come anywhere near the campus.

[DONNIEP]

I have a Claymore. A proper, steel, masterwork, extremely well balanced Claymore.

I can hold that thing with one hand, that's how good it is.

1.5 metres of blade.

Cheers! :beers:

We shall cross swords at midnight, just before we take the village!! Or we could just hang out, you know, no big deal, just two dudes in skirts, crossing our swords, all hot and sweaty. I mean, it's not like it's gay or anything. Just two dudes admiring swords.

[Anonymous]

Speaking of violence, ghey things and retro TV. My application to attend The University Of Denver in the Fall of 2014 feel through yesterday. Fuck me!!!!
http://blog.meetmycollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/University-of-Denver-2.jpg

I know to many of you the place looks like "uwn of 'dem fancy book lurnin schools" and you retards would be right.

But the more fancier the place the more student debt you accrue.

Again, fuck me.

I'm currently checking flights to Colorado.

See? All you had to do was ask. Was that so hard? Not as hard as I am, I can tell you that! Oy vey!

Cuntgratulations. Bettering oneself is ALWAYS a good idea. What are you going to learn?

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

That would be great but they don't allow Walmart trash to come anywhere near the campus.

After you have been just rejected :D

[Anonymous]

We shall cross swords at midnight, just before we take the village!! Or we could just hang out, you know, no big deal, just two dudes in skirts, crossing our swords, all hot and sweaty. I mean, it's like it's gay or anything. Just two dudes admiring swords.

Each others' swords, at that. At midnight.

Nope, nothing wrong with that.

I mean, it's not like we're in the shower with 15 or so naked men, patting one another on the cheeks for goals scored after a rollicking good game of football...

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Well done , climate post and you boys turn it into a thread about cocks.
Let me work this out ..... Yup ,that's every thread you have managed to turn to the dick side so to speak :)

[Anonymous]

Well done , climate post and you boys turn it into a thread about cocks.
Let me work this out ..... Yup ,that's every thread you have managed to turn to the dick side so to speak :)

All in a day's work for DonnieP, the Ambiguous Man.

No, it has nothing to do with the Ambiguously Gay Duo. There's nothing ambiguous about THEM.

Who, me? Everyone can tell I'm straight as an arrow. Trannies, as you all know, don't count. And even if they did, that still wouldn't concern me. I'm not admitting anything.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Well done , climate post and you boys turn it into a thread about cocks.
Let me work this out ..... Yup ,that's every thread you have managed to turn to the dick side so to speak :)

Did you say the Dick Side?

http://s9.postimg.org/8cbr2kzvj/tumblr_n3vuz5b6d41s9gcpdo5_1280.jpg

[vandeleur]

Yeah a play on dark side ... Please keep up :)

[Kristy]

After you have been just rejected :D

Actually, they love me there. When approved for a student loan they'd love anyone. Well, except Donnie and the majority of you white trash imbeciles. Interesting place nonetheless. I actually saw the Eye of Horus in one hall one the way to admissions.
http://i2.wp.com/vigilantcitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/eye0.jpg

So if I graduate maybe I'll be a card-carrying member of the Illuminati! A "Globalist!" Yay!

Check it out. The Eye of Horus is already on the State Seal:
http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fluffy-baby-seal.jpg

No, not that one
http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2012/04/18/1226331/548110-seal.jpg

Nope, that one, either.

Ah, this one:
http://cdn.firespring.com/images/3407a8a8-7b12-4f0b-9ecd-66d08fbb18a0.jpg

Kwel or what!?

[vandeleur]

Oh the old illuminati switch a roo

[Kristy]

Even the Evans Bridge has Masonic flooring!
http://www.du.edu/studentlife/driscoll/images/bridge.jpg

Bitchin'!

[DONNIEP]

Izzy - take firm hold of your broadsword for we attack at dawn and this shall be our battle cry!

And don't look directly in the eyes of the sexy devil singing, for surely he will turn ye gay. Or gayer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw

[Anonymous]

Did you say the Dick Side?

http://s9.postimg.org/8cbr2kzvj/tumblr_n3vuz5b6d41s9gcpdo5_1280.jpg

That's not... that can't be! Is that a DIXIE TRANNY???

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

That's not... that can't be! Is that a DIXIE TRANNY???

Cheers! :beers:

Hell yes it is. A true Southern Bill, I mean Southern Belle.

[Kristy]

You know what's gay? Minnesota.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1134532/thumbs/o-MINNESOTA-GAY-MARRIAGE-BRIDGE-facebook.jpg

Von would concur.

[Anonymous]

So if I graduate maybe I'll be a card-carrying member of the Illuminati! A "Globalist!" Yay!

I don't think I've ever gotten frisky with an Illuminati before.

Kristy, babe. You know I love you for yourself & not because you might become one of them puppeteers deciding the fate of the world, right?

Marry me when you graduate! I shall wait for you, my darling!

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Izzy - take firm hold of your broadsword for we attack at dawn and this shall be our battle cry!

And don't look directly in the eyes of the sexy devil singing, for surely he will turn ye gay. Or gayer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw

What a stud! Freddie was a REAL MAN! You can't get any manlier than that. Hell, he's such a manly man, you could have sex with him & not only you wouldn't be gay, you'd be straighter than ever!

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

That's a bloke ?? Jeeez

[DONNIEP]

What a stud! Freddie was a REAL MAN! You can't get any manlier than that. Hell, he's such a manly man, you could have sex with him & not only you wouldn't be gay, you'd be straighter than ever!

Cheers! :beers:

It's amazing how that works, isn't it?

[DONNIEP]

That's a bloke ?? Jeeez

Fooled ya, huh? See, those are the kind of Quality Trannies you can only find at Izzy's House Of Trannies!

[Anonymous]

Hell yes it is. A true Southern Bill, I mean Southern Belle.

Holy fookin' 'ELL!

A Dixie tranny! I never thought I'd see the day. The world is just about perfect. We're nearly there! Fuck the coastside, bring on the tranny girls & the champagne on ice!

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

I don't think I've ever gotten frisky with an Illuminati before.

Sorry, but if I get frisky with any Portuguese Euro trash it's going to be Ana Moura
http://globalartscentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/AnaMouraweb3-560x400.jpg

Wonder if she is already in the Illuminati.

[Seshmeister]

Speaking of violence, ghey things and retro TV. My application to attend The University Of Denver in the Fall of 2014 feel through yesterday. Fuck me!!!!
http://blog.meetmycollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/University-of-Denver-2.jpg

I know to many of you the place looks like "uwn of 'dem fancy book lurnin schools" and you retards would be right.

But the more fancier the place the more student debt you accrue.

Again, fuck me.

I've read that twice now and I still don't know if you got in or not, I assume your application was better.

Also the 'more' in 'more fancier' is redundant.

Better hit the books before the fall... :)

[vandeleur]

Does she have a tuck in ?

[Anonymous]

That's a bloke ?? Jeeez

Tranny =/= Bloke

I mean, just look at that Southern Bille & tell me you don't get all hot & bothered.

You want to get in those tight jean shorts, Vandy... give in to THE DICK SIDE!!! POWER LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE!

She'll keep it tucked in until you're too hot to care. Which I bet would be right about now.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Tranny =/= Bloke

I mean, just look at that Southern Bille & tell me you don't get all hot & bothered.

You want to get in those tight jean shorts, Vandy... give in to THE DICK SIDE!!! POWER LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE!

She'll keep it tucked in until you're too hot to care. Which I bet would be right about now.

Cheers! :beers:

:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Sorry, but if I get frisky with any Portuguese Euro trash it's going to be Ana Moura
http://globalartscentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/AnaMouraweb3-560x400.jpg

Wonder if she is already in the Illuminati.

Well, I'm all for threesomes, you don't have to worry about that.

Or foursomes. Just, no dudes. That's kinda gay.

Will you be wearing your sexy Italian boots?

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Also the 'more' in 'more fancier' is redundant.

Listen, limey or whatever Euro trash sect you belong to. If I ever need a lesson on English I'll refer your F A T ass back to World War II knowing that if it wasn't for America you're speaking the Deutsch right now.

[Anonymous]

:biggrin:

Ha! Vander's given in.

Donnie, I wonder how many people we've turned to the Dick Side with our trannies. I think Zahzoo is the only one we haven't turned yet. The Force is strong with the old man. His powers are too much for us.

Funny thing is, after all this, the two of us are probably the only ones left who haven't give in to the temptation... :umm:

I mean, have you seen how many views the Asian Chicks thread has? 4,760. Compare it to the other threads who DON'T have our trannies in them. Not even 500.

Cheers! :beers:

[Seshmeister]

Listen, limey or whatever Euro trash sect you belong to. If I ever need a lesson on English I'll refer your F A T ass back to World War II knowing that if it wasn't for America you're speaking the Deutsch right now.


Actually we would be speaking Russian but only as a second language.

Without us though you would be speaking Deutsch or maybe French... :)

[vandeleur]

Listen, limey or whatever Euro trash sect you belong to. If I ever need a lesson on English I'll refer your F A T ass back to World War II knowing that if it wasn't for America you're speaking the Deutsch right now.

Is that really the wittiest come back you have , come on better come backs than we won the war .....
Old man come backs .com

[Anonymous]

I'm getting all worked up, imagining Kristy ranting angrily in French.

Oh, dear. Whew!

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Is that really the wittiest come back you have , come on better come backs than we won the war .....
Old man come backs .com

Limey.


Better?

[vandeleur]

So so :)

[Kristy]

Anyway, what was this thread about? Obama being on heroin or something?
http://unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1113_dad_on_heroin_game.jpg

[Kristy]

Actually we would be speaking Russian but only as a second language.

Without us though you would be speaking Deutsch or maybe French... :)

Revisionist horsepucky.

[Anonymous]

Do one post in French, Kristy. For Izzy, baby.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Do one post in French, Kristy. For Izzy, baby.

Cheers! :beers:

You can type with one hand :D

[Kristy]

Le fuck off
http://preternaturalpost.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/morticia-addams-carolyn-jones.jpg

[vandeleur]

Le fuck off
http://preternaturalpost.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/morticia-addams-carolyn-jones.jpg


Yum :)

[Anonymous]

You can type with one hand :D

I've always typed with one hand. I'm typing with one hand right now. Yes, I can type with both, but one is always busy.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Le fuck off
http://preternaturalpost.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/morticia-addams-carolyn-jones.jpg

Why are you playing hard to get when it's obvious that you want to do it just as bad as I want to read it?

C'mon, baby... do it!

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Le Euro trash Cela va de soi la asshole
http://image1.findagrave.com/photos/2009/117/1427_124092202665.jpg

[Kristy]

On second look, just how gorgeous was Carolyn Jones?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mt4qOB3b1qh0yodo1_1280.jpg

Wow.

[Anonymous]

Yes, that's good... for foreplay...

Hmmm, hmmm. How about I put on some Joe Dassin to get us in the right mood, honey?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kZ0EZg5JRU

I know, we're already in the mood, but we can always go a little bit further...

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Beats listening to Iron Maiden.

[Anonymous]

Welp, it's gone. It died on me.

Gee, Kristy. Talkin' 'bout Maiden at a time like this.

You're gonna have to work hard to get me goin' again, just so you know.

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

...or Zeppelin's 'Fool In The Rain'

http://s4.postimg.org/79wlryfwd/download_php_ID_127413081_salt_04f383_sec_f9d61f.j pg

By the way, did I ever mention how much I HATE Zeppelin?

If not, I should do that someday.

[DONNIEP]

Ha! Vander's given in.

Donnie, I wonder how many people we've turned to the Dick Side with our trannies. I think Zahzoo is the only one we haven't turned yet. The Force is strong with the old man. His powers are too much for us.

Funny thing is, after all this, the two of us are probably the only ones left who haven't give in to the temptation... :umm:

I mean, have you seen how many views the Asian Chicks thread has? 4,760. Compare it to the other threads who DON'T have our trannies in them. Not even 500.

Cheers! :beers:

If I remember correctly, IHOT had the most views of any thread at the old board...

[vandeleur]

You have let it slip a couple of times

[Anonymous]

If I remember correctly, IHOT had the most views of any thread at the old board...

You remember correctly. And the two of us & Zahzoo were the only ones who were never there.

I mean, we were, for posting, obviously, but not for viewing, or... *ahem*... perusing.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Listen, limey or whatever Euro trash sect you belong to. If I ever need a lesson on English I'll refer your F A T ass back to World War II knowing that if it wasn't for America you're speaking the Deutsch right now.

And wearing those sexy Hugo Boss designed uniforms? Me Yow.....

[Kristy]

Hugo used to make some great shit. They faded in class in their fall seasonal wear. Still choice Illuminati clothing for Globalist.
http://g.nordstromimage.com/imagegallery/store/product/Gigantic/7/_8859607.jpg

[DONNIEP]

http://globalartscentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/AnaMouraweb3-560x400.jpg

That's a man, babyyyyy!!!

[DONNIEP]

Hugo used to make some great shit. They faded in class in their fall seasonal wear. Still choice Illuminati clothing for Globalist.
http://g.nordstromimage.com/imagegallery/store/product/Gigantic/7/_8859607.jpg

Well it's just not the same without the patches and the braid stuff. And the arm band. Without all the good stuff it's just a....suit.

[Kristy]

You remember correctly. And the two of us & Zahzoo were the only ones who were never there.

You and Zoo should hook up. Think of the great times you could have together hanging out in Walmart parking lots - and not inviting Donnie.

[Anonymous]

That's a man, babyyyyy!!!

She really isn't. You're just so used to top quality trannies, that regular, bona fide women look masculine to you now.

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

That's a man, babyyyyy!!!

No wonder Mick is so smitten with her.

http://www.offbeat-concert.ch/dropbox/anamoura-_-m-jagger.png

[vandeleur]

Not sure of the taste of this thread , you would all be speaking Japanese if it wasn't for E and Donnie having blunderbuss's at home :)

[vandeleur]

She holds that mike just a little to well .. Tuck in job :)

[Kristy]

Must be a trait where Impy comes from
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g9fVu9z7XxI/SBsw2EQpXJI/AAAAAAAABL4/pCLrLUhAniw/s400/portuguese%2Bwoman.jpg

[Anonymous]

You and Zoo should hook up. Think of the great times you could have together hanging out in Walmart parking lots - and not inviting Donnie.

Nah, me & Z. don't swing that way, not even drunk.

We COULD, however hang out in Walmart parking lots - and not invite Donnie.

We'd larf at the people who buy at Walmart. We'd point & say "Hey, is that Donnie doing his 5150 walk?" "Nah, that's just Von stepping out of his buggy."

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Not sure of the taste of this thread , you would all be speaking Japanese if it wasn't for E and Donnie having blunderbuss's at home :)

I have a blunderbus at home!
http://www.newrecordday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Blunderbuss1.jpg

[Anonymous]

Must be a trait where Impy comes from

I'll still love you when you're old, wrinkly & stop shaving your moustache.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Am sorry to hear that :)

[DONNIEP]

Now this is more like it. Of course, you'd have to go with a plain red arm band, since the Nazis kinda ruined it and all.

Heil Wiener, indeed!

http://s4.postimg.org/jqiumia6l/in_ss_totenkopf_suit_2_by_cainisnotmyenemy_d6m0.jp g

[Kristy]

In that case, Anja Rubik would make for a great Nazi
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OjX65z8qNj0/UcRWOrEwdzI/AAAAAAABDEk/FbuJIRehCp8/s1600/Hugo+Boss+AutumnWinter+2013+Campaign+by+Tom+Munro, models+Anja+Rubik+and+Joan+Smalls+(1).jpg

Now you do realize they don't sell Hugo Boss at Walmart, right?

[Anonymous]

What the... Donnie! Why are you posting pictures of young men in uniform?

Are you a... FAGGIT???

Butt, butt... I thought you were straight... my brotha... a FAGGOT...

Good thing I never got around to have sex with you. Can you imagine? Having sex with a F A G? I'd just DIE!

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

HEY! If anyone is calling Donnie names it's me!


Back off!

[vandeleur]

In that case, Anja Rubik would make for a great Nazi
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OjX65z8qNj0/UcRWOrEwdzI/AAAAAAABDEk/FbuJIRehCp8/s1600/Hugo+Boss+AutumnWinter+2013+Campaign+by+Tom+Munro, models+Anja+Rubik+and+Joan+Smalls+(1).jpg

Now you do realize they don't sell Hugo Boss at Walmart, right?


She's hot

[Anonymous]

She holds that mike just a little to well .. Tuck in job :)

Wait... are you saying that, in your opinion, trannies hold, huh... "mikes" better than women?

Ok, Vandy... ok. I'm not gonna judge you, bro. It's cool. We're cool.

As long as you don't go around drooling at blokes in uniform, like SOMEONE I could mention.

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

She's hot

She's fucking creepy
http://i.models.com/mdx/i/2014/02/00030_097_RGB.jpg

[Anonymous]

HEY! If anyone is calling Donnie names it's me!


Back off!

Oh, so now he steals you from me, huh?

A F A G & a backstabber.

I have a good mind to be cross with him.

Yeah. Yeah. Donnie, I'm cross with you, dude!

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Besides, aren't you and Smellvis kind of er, close?

[DONNIEP]

Now you do realize they don't sell Hugo Boss at Walmart, right?

That's ok - I'll swing by the Boss store next time I'm at Fink's.

[vandeleur]

She looked ok in the first pic , second pic not so much

[vandeleur]

Donnie sorry to hear about you and ima :)

[Kristy]

Actually, she's married so it makes little diffy.
http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anja-rubik3-472x600.jpg

~geesh~ she is one leggy woman

[DONNIEP]

She's fucking creepy
http://i.models.com/mdx/i/2014/02/00030_097_RGB.jpg

Mmmm....I dig the Flock Of Seagulls look. Nice little cooch on her too.

[DONNIEP]

Oh, so now he steals you from me, huh?

A F A G & a backstabber.

I have a good mind to be cross with him.

Yeah. Yeah. Donnie, I'm cross with you, dude!

Cheers! :beers:

I can't help it - Kristy puts me in the mood!

[vandeleur]

Actually, she's married so it makes little diffy.
http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anja-rubik3-472x600.jpg

~geesh~ she is one leggy woman

With huge feet seemingly :)

[DONNIEP]

With huge feet seemingly :)

Never look at the feet. That's Trannie Rule Number One

[Kristy]

She's a model what do you expect? Lowell George?

[vandeleur]

See now your being witty :)

[Kristy]

Never look at the feet. That's Trannie Rule Number One

Really?
http://www.cafleurebon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/eve-offering-the-apple-to-adam-in-the-garden-of-eden-the-elder-lucas-cranach.jpg

[Anonymous]

Besides, aren't you and Smellvis kind of er, close?

Ah, I get it.

You're jealous, so you're trying the old "taste-of-your-own-medicine" thing, eh?

Well, don't worry, honey. I know he's a bit... iffy... but I told you, I don't swing that way. We're just good friends.

Now, take of your clothes, put on on your boots & let's make up! In French!

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

I can't help it - Kristy puts me in the mood!

Preachin' to the choir, bro... preachin' to the choir.

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

Kwel or what!?

No, dumb as hell...