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Seshmeister
06-18-2014, 09:09 PM
I could see things getting a bit weird in a few years time...

Nitro Express
06-18-2014, 11:49 PM
An animatronic life sized Barbie that looks like Lady Gaga? I would hump it like a dog.

FORD
06-19-2014, 01:52 AM
Well, until they get the actual sex dolls perfected, there's always the Chinese Blow Job Machine......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

Doesn't look very attractive, but apparently it gets the job done.

Seshmeister
06-19-2014, 07:22 AM
You wouldn't want to buy the model that's been on display...

ashstralia
06-19-2014, 07:48 AM
You wouldn't want to buy the model that's been on display...

You've seen enough Internet to know that bidding will go in to the stratosphere... Literally! :)

ZahZoo
06-19-2014, 08:37 AM
Not sexy...

DONNIEP
06-19-2014, 09:11 AM
I could see things getting a bit weird in a few years time...



Great. This will be just one more reason for the Replicants to turn against their masters...

ELVIS
06-19-2014, 09:16 AM
Disgusting...

Anonymous
06-19-2014, 09:22 AM
Butt... can you pee on 'em? Or will they rust?

That's an important question.

Cheers! :beers:

DONNIEP
06-19-2014, 09:32 AM
How long until they're just like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWmbqH_z7jM

ELVIS
06-19-2014, 09:34 AM
Or this...

http://www.valleycentral.com/uploadedImages/kgbt/News/Stories/RubberChickenDebate3.jpg?w=440&h=330&aspect=nostretch

Anonymous
06-19-2014, 09:43 AM
Or this...

http://www.valleycentral.com/uploadedImages/kgbt/News/Stories/RubberChickenDebate3.jpg?w=440&h=330&aspect=nostretch

Pr3v3rt!

I'll take one that looks like Cindy Crawford circa 35-40.

Scratch that, I'll take TWO.

Can they make a Cindy Crawford tranny? That would be... intriguing...

Cheers! :beers:

ZahZoo
06-19-2014, 11:43 AM
Butt... can you pee on 'em? Or will they rust?

That's an important question.

Cheers! :beers:

I'd advise against that... it's an electrical device. Without proper grounding... a short circuit could have debilitating results if that DC voltage comes in contact with your pee stream. There's only one path for it to follow...

Anonymous
06-19-2014, 11:47 AM
Well, it's useless, then.

Cheers! :beers:

ZahZoo
06-19-2014, 11:53 AM
I know there's a fascination with mechanical things... but electricity and certain body parts are not a good combination.

Here's a short clip... it's safe for work but should give you an idea what you're working with Izzy...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21uUZ32Sj5M

ZahZoo
06-19-2014, 11:57 AM
Moving on to smaller consumer electronics...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vetrvShugwo

Anonymous
06-19-2014, 11:57 AM
Certain body parts or crevices.

And what makes you think I'm interested in one of those things?

I'm just curious about the possibilities, is all.

I don't want something dripping sticky fluids all over my clean floors. If I did, I'd've married by now. Oy Vey!

Cheers! :beers:

ZahZoo
06-19-2014, 12:07 PM
I know there's nothin wrong with curiosity. Just pointing out some of the practical considerations of safe sex where man made objects are concerned.

Back in my earlier days... safe sex meant a padded headboard on the bed!!

Anonymous
06-19-2014, 12:42 PM
You're lucky.

Back in MY earlier days, safe sex meant stopping all the time to turn to the next page.

Cheers! :beers: