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ELVIS
06-21-2014, 05:03 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) (http://news.yahoo.com/transgender-priest-preach-national-cathedral-161414839.html;_ylt=AwrBJR5dtKVTKSQA4xPQtDMD) — An openly transgender Episcopal priest is set to preach at Washington National Cathedral.

The Rev. Dr. Cameron Partridge, the Episcopal chaplain at Boston University, will be a guest preacher on Sunday. He'll be the first openly transgender priest to preach from Canterbury Pulpit at the cathedral.

The Right Rev. Gene Robinson, the first openly gay Episcopal bishop, will preside at the service. It's part of the cathedral's celebration of LGBT pride month.

The service will also include readings and prayers from members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community.

The Very Rev. Gary Hall, dean of the cathedral, says he hopes Partridge's appearance "will send a symbolic message in support of greater equality for the transgender community."


:elvis:

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 05:05 PM
Woops...

I mean...


:mad2:

FORD
06-21-2014, 05:21 PM
If a priest has a sex change and becomes a nun, is s/he a Transsister?

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 05:30 PM
It doesn't matter...

There's no position for them in any church of Jesus Christ beyond a regular member, as far as I'm concerned...

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 05:37 PM
Why??

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 05:46 PM
Because...

An authority in a Church of the Son of God is a representative of God himself...

Man, according to the Bible is a man and a woman who become one flesh in Christ, in marriage...

That equals the complete man...

That man is expected to rule his household Biblically...

It's the exact opposite of the world's religion of tolerance...

The gate is narrow...

Few will find it...

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 05:49 PM
That's just your interpretation of the writings of primitive desert dwellers who didn't have a clue about how the world worked and could never have envisaged transgender people.

If there is a God then he makes gay people, transgender people and always knew he would.

What about hermaphrodites and those poor souls born with indiscriminate genitalia?

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 05:52 PM
What about it ??

These freaks are the result of a bombardment of chemicals...

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 05:58 PM
Total bullshit.

There have always been hermaphrodites, here's a picture of one from 1860.

http://www.metmuseum.org/collection/the-collection-online/search/294431?rpp=20&pg=4&gallerynos=852&ft=*&pos=63

You always wish to marginalize minorities you feel uncomfortable with for whatever reason(sexual hang ups?) by pretending they are unnatural.

They are perfectly natural and exist in many many species. Why would your invisible cloud daddy do that?

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 05:59 PM
Click here:

Pesticides Cause Gender Change (http://www.gendercentre.org.au/resources/polare-archive/archived-articles/pesticides-cause-gender-change.htm)

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:01 PM
Hermaphrodites in the ancient world.

http://www.hormones.gr/149/article/article.html

Talk about owned... :)

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 06:01 PM
Total bullshit.

There have always been hermaphrodites, here's a picture of one from 1860.



1860 is always ??

People were dumping chemicals straight into the ground they grew crops in and drank water from...

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 06:02 PM
Talk about owned... :)

Think what you want...

The Bible is my authority...

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:02 PM
You think they had gender changing pesticides in Roman times?

See above.

Ownage.

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:03 PM
Think what you want...

The Bible is my authority...

No it isn't. Cherry picking the bible to fit your prejudices is.

ELVIS
06-21-2014, 06:03 PM
As long as you feel comfortable, I guess...

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:06 PM
There are half a dozen verses in the bible that homo's out of 31 000.

The Jesus character doesn't even mention it(while doing a lot of pretty gay stuff himself.)

DONNIEP
06-21-2014, 06:09 PM
The Jesus character doesn't even mention it(while doing a lot of pretty gay stuff himself.)

You are going straight to Hell for saying that!

:biggrin:

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:11 PM
How often have you suggested giving a dozen of your male friends a foot massage? :)

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:15 PM
Think what you want...

The Bible is my authority...

Boom!

“Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” (Matthew 19:11-12)

Straight from the horses mouth - I have to admit pretty radical for a primitive iron age desert dweller.
But then again he did have that 'special' love for John...

DONNIEP
06-21-2014, 06:18 PM
How often have you suggested giving a dozen of your male friends a foot massage? :)

Hey - unless it includes a happy ending then it ain't gay!

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:19 PM
It's pretty gay ending or not. :)

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:20 PM
http://www.djsemtex.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Winning.jpg ;)

vandeleur
06-21-2014, 06:22 PM
Elvis is not home right now , he will return your post as soon as he returns from dumping in other threads . Please leave a message .... Beep

FORD
06-21-2014, 06:32 PM
What about it ??

These freaks are the result of a bombardment of chemicals...

Jesus speaks of such "freaks", and not in a way of condemnation......


Matthew 19:12

King James Version (KJV)

12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

I see Sesh actually found it before I did, but it was worth repeating. :jesuslol:

FORD
06-21-2014, 06:35 PM
You think they had gender changing pesticides in Roman times?

See above.

Ownage.

Well... if you think about it "Monsanto" does sound kind of Latin.. And they're certainly trying to build an empire.

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:57 PM
Jesus speaks of such "freaks", and not in a way of condemnation......



I see Sesh actually found it before I did, but it was worth repeating. :jesuslol:

It just shows the insane level of cherry picking that goes on.

Their main man even literally specifically in their only source of teaching the bible says he's cool with it and they just ignore it.

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 06:59 PM
'Ah yes but when says that it means the total opposite because these people make me feel funny. What if I got a hard on thinking about them fucking or something, it's too weird. KILL THEM!'

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 07:01 PM
Jesus speaks of such "freaks", and not in a way of condemnation......



I see Sesh actually found it before I did, but it was worth repeating. :jesuslol:

Funny how the resident Christian fundie was unaware of teaching in one of the top 4 books, your Jesus equivalent of the first 4 VH albums. :)

Seshmeister
06-21-2014, 07:05 PM
.....

ELVIS
06-22-2014, 11:07 AM
Boom!

“Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” (Matthew 19:11-12)

Straight from the horses mouth - I have to admit pretty radical for a primitive iron age desert dweller.
But then again he did have that 'special' love for John...

You don't even understand what you posted...

ELVIS
06-22-2014, 11:11 AM
Funny how the resident Christian fundie was unaware of teaching in one of the top 4 books, your Jesus equivalent of the first 4 VH albums. :)

Unaware ??

Look...

You've obviously made your decision about God...

Live with it and we'll just agree to disagree...:)

Nitro Express
06-22-2014, 12:35 PM
Jesus was gay. He got nailed by something hard and was stuck on a piece of wood.

ELVIS
06-22-2014, 01:03 PM
That's really stupid...

Nitro Express
06-22-2014, 01:22 PM
I hope people push this anti Jesus and anti God program to the max. I truly want to see if it will cause flaming hail and if people turn to salt. See. I've always lived in a somewhat god fearing society. Now society is mooning God and grabbing their junk at God. I want to see God get pissed and bring in the whoop ass. I guess I'm kind of thinking like Sabbatai Zevi in a way here.



Well this planet is dead alright. Nothing like being buried alive in hell. Maybe God is Kahn.

Nitro Express
06-22-2014, 01:28 PM
Oh Clapton is God. I forgot.

FORD
06-22-2014, 01:35 PM
Oh Clapton is God. I forgot.

Well, considering Clapton's music turned to shit right about the same time the Falwell/Robertson/Hagee crowd took over "Christianity", that actually sounds plausible.

ELVIS
06-22-2014, 03:14 PM
He might as well be a god at the National Cathedral with a she-beast preacher...

Seshmeister
06-22-2014, 08:59 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10445965_1447752522149516_1999067778428691322_n.jp g

twonabomber
06-22-2014, 09:04 PM
What's the difference between a Right Rev. and a Very Rev.?

Is there a Very Right Rev.? Or a Right Very Rev.? Or how about a Very VERY Rev.?

ELVIS
06-22-2014, 11:19 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10445965_1447752522149516_1999067778428691322_n.jp g

I sure as Hell wouldn't want to be in your shoes...

DONNIEP
06-22-2014, 11:25 PM
I make jokes. Mostly crappy ones. But even I won't quote that post...

ELVIS
06-22-2014, 11:29 PM
I quoted it to showcase his stupidity...

But isn't it funny how the world is tolerant of everything except Jesus Christ ??

Nitro Express
06-22-2014, 11:38 PM
Well, considering Clapton's music turned to shit right about the same time the Falwell/Robertson/Hagee crowd took over "Christianity", that actually sounds plausible.

Falwell, Robertson and Hagee took over Christianity? I don't think so. Nothing but AIPAC serfs. If you want to worship Christ. Do it on your own. Save money by cutting the middle man out and hey, who needs a big organization to be charitable. You can be nice on your own.

Nitro Express
06-22-2014, 11:41 PM
I quoted it to showcase his stupidity...

But isn't it funny how the world is tolerant of everything except Jesus Christ ??



Well the gay lifestyle appears to not have taken over in Georgia. Looks like the gay parade ran into some trouble.

Nitro Express
06-22-2014, 11:46 PM
Jesus is greek for son of Zeus. Also I have never seen a Jew that looks like Ted Nugent.

DONNIEP
06-22-2014, 11:47 PM
I quoted it to showcase his stupidity...

But isn't it funny how the world is tolerant of everything except Jesus Christ ??

There is no room in this world for Jesus. Muhammad is the savior this world wants to embrace. And who can blame people? I mean it's worked out so good in the super rich countries like Saudi Arabia. Why not embrace it here? If nothing else, there would be no more "women drivers" so why not?

Nitro Express
06-22-2014, 11:51 PM
I want to chop off heads. The turn the other cheek shit is lame.

Nitro Express
06-23-2014, 12:13 AM
I will tell you what it is man. It's the decline of western civilization.

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 09:17 AM
The decline ??

It's the end...

The decline has been going on for 150 years...

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 09:20 AM
I quoted it to showcase his stupidity...

But isn't it funny how the world is tolerant of everything except Jesus Christ ??

What crap. You live in a country where you can't even get elected unless you say you follow the Jesus superstition.

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 09:22 AM
The decline ??

It's the end...

The decline has been going on for 150 years...

The decline started when slavery was abolished?

VetteLS5
06-23-2014, 09:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3yZ9P_HvWY

binnie
06-23-2014, 10:16 AM
He might as well be a god at the National Cathedral with a she-beast preacher...

Surely the point is not whether the preacher is a he, she, black or white, has 2" dick or a 12" one, but what they have to say. If they're more adept at preaching the Word, what does it matter what they think about their own gender?

binnie
06-23-2014, 10:18 AM
I sure as Hell wouldn't want to be in your shoes...

Is that what the Virgin Mary said when they made her take that picture? :D

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 12:49 PM
Surely the point is not whether the preacher is a he, she, black or white, has 2" dick or a 12" one, but what they have to say. If they're more adept at preaching the Word, what does it matter what they think about their own gender?

All Abrahamic religions are misogynistic.

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 12:50 PM
I sure as Hell wouldn't want to be in your shoes when my imaginary friend sees this...


:biggrin:

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 12:57 PM
Dude, there's a whole different world you're totally unaware of...

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 01:09 PM
I'm ok with being unaware of what goes on in the world of your imagination.

Nitro Express
06-23-2014, 01:30 PM
Surely the point is not whether the preacher is a he, she, black or white, has 2" dick or a 12" one, but what they have to say. If they're more adept at preaching the Word, what does it matter what they think about their own gender?

It all boils down to if there is a God and what it's agenda is. In the man made world having your way is basically based on how much physical power and carnage you can project. You can believe what you want as long as you can keep your opposition pinned down and out of power. It's all about power on this rock and power does what it wants.

Nitro Express
06-23-2014, 01:33 PM
Is that what the Virgin Mary said when they made her take that picture? :D

I didn't know Jesus had a twin brother. Ass fucking your own brother. Man. This thread is about as low as it gets.

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 03:30 PM
It's all about power on this rock and power does what it wants.

Not to me...

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 03:31 PM
Ass fucking your own brother. Man. This thread is about as low as it gets.

What do you expect from a smug drunken retard ??

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 03:34 PM
Wanna see the level of Seshtesticle's intelligence, again ??


https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10445965_1447752522149516_1999067778428691322_n.jp g


Pickled retard.......:rolleyes:

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 03:36 PM
http://bumpybrains.com/comics/images/pickled_brain.jpg


:elvis:

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 03:47 PM
"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

St. Mark ch10 v34

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 03:49 PM
The only difference between you and the Taliban is where you happened to be born.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jyllands-Posten_Muhammad_cartoons_controversy

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 04:21 PM
"And the youth, looking upon him (Jesus), loved him and beseeched that he might remain with him. And going out of the tomb, they went into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days, Jesus instructed him and, at evening, the youth came to him wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God".

St. Mark ch10 v34

Posting that is proof that God has hidden the Scripture from you, as it is written...

You're essentially blind...

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 04:24 PM
That's not even Scripture...

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 04:28 PM
Actually that garbage you posted was written by Morton Smith, a gay scholar who always felt marginalized because he was gay...

So he made up a document that no one else has has ever seen which just happens to fill in a well-known gap in the text of Mark...

Whatever...:biggrin:

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 04:32 PM
here's some real Scripture...

"Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.

"For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

"Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand."

Matthew 13:11-13


:elvis:

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 04:42 PM
E when you quote the bible you seem to be like a movie trailer and are only showing selective bits . You miss out the shag ya kids ,kill your wife have a slave bits .
Come on spice these up a bit ,give us some Old Testament kill your kids cos god said stuff :)

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 04:43 PM
E when you quote the bible you seem to be like a movie trailer and are only showing selective bits . You miss out the shag ya kids ,kill your wife have a slave bits .
Come on spice these up a bit ,give us some Old Testament kill your kids cos god said stuff :)

I can send you a Bible if you like...

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 04:47 PM
Mate I have very valuable ,proper bible , very old given to me by old friend .
It's one of the ones that doesn't have the New Testament in :bigwink:

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 04:48 PM
Well, then you need one with it...

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 04:52 PM
One with the roman stuff in ,oppress the masses .... mate in old days you and Alex would be decreeing it " a method of social control" in the coliseum :D

VetteLS5
06-23-2014, 05:07 PM
The bible is as truthful and accurate now as it was back then.

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 05:10 PM
The bible is as truthful and accurate now as it was back then.

So what you're saying is, the bible is extremely accurate...


Honestly though I can't comment, I never read it. I'd sooner read something cool

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 05:12 PM
They make nice decoration in my book collection :)

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 05:14 PM
They make nice decoration in my book collection :)

And a handy blunt instrument should you ever find an intruder in your house

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 05:15 PM
Yes good point :)

VetteLS5
06-23-2014, 05:16 PM
So what you're saying is, the bible is extremely accurate...


Honestly though I can't comment, I never read it. I'd sooner read something cool

Not exactly. It's as truthful and accurate now as it was then. Meaning... well, it's for anyone to decide. That said, I should also include two caveats - one, that would have to also include all the revisions over time, and two, I stole the quote.

Taken as a compilation of stories, it actually is a pretty cool book. Taken as the absolute truth, perhaps not so much.

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 05:20 PM
Not exactly. It's as truthful and accurate now as it was then. Meaning... well, it's for anyone to decide. That said, I should also include two caveats - one, that would have to also include all the revisions over time, and two, I stole the quote.

Taken as a compilation of stories, it actually is a pretty cool book. Taken as the absolute truth, perhaps not so much.



Honestly, I have no idea what my comment means, I'm just in the mood to type shit on the internet

VetteLS5
06-23-2014, 05:23 PM
Honestly, I have no idea what my comment means, I'm just in the mood to type shit on the internet

Shit on the internet. There, I did it for you!

VetteLS5
06-23-2014, 05:23 PM
And you're too young to be bored, dammit.

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 05:25 PM
Honestly, I have no idea what my comment means, I'm just in the mood to type shit on the internet

Love it :)

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 05:30 PM
oppress the masses ...:D

The Bible is against those things...

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 05:32 PM
Real talk with me King, this guy was born without a dick but now has one, what's the problem?

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 05:32 PM
It's against Harry potter and lord of the rings in my house :D

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 05:33 PM
It's against Harry potter and lord of the rings in my house :D

In the fiction section then :)


(Sorry E, couldn't help myself)

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 05:34 PM
So what you're saying is, the bible is extremely accurate...


Honestly though I can't comment, I never read it. I'd sooner read something cool


This one is cool...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WVSurke8L._SL500_SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

You get daily doses of Old testament, Psalms, Proverbs and New Testament, as well as the wisdom of Oswald Chambers...

Look him up...;)

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 05:38 PM
365 daily readings?, can't you just give me a brief summary?

vandeleur
06-23-2014, 05:38 PM
Doesn't that defeat the point , reading the bible light . For those who don't have the time to read the real thing .
Do they do a graphic novel or an abridged version if were doing this religion thing half arsed :)

Mate don't send me that bible , have a little look yourself . :)

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 05:49 PM
It's against Harry potter and lord of the rings in my house :D

I just talked to Jesus and you ain't a'gettin' into Hogwartz when you die!

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 05:53 PM
I just talked to Jesus and you ain't a'gettin' into Hogwartz when you die!

Could you put in a good word for me?, I have done some things he would not approve of ;)

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 05:57 PM
Could you put in a good word for me?, I have done some things he would not approve of ;)

Don't worry - once you move here I'll take you to church with me every Sunday. Then we'll go home and do things that will require asking for forgiveness all over again!

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 06:01 PM
DB and Donnie forever, We did it baby!, 5000 posts! :08S::08S::08S::08S:

Seshmeister
06-23-2014, 06:04 PM
This one is cool...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WVSurke8L._SL500_SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

You get daily doses of Old testament, Psalms, Proverbs and New Testament, as well as the wisdom of Oswald Chambers...

Look him up...;)




You would be better with this.


http://queenjamesbible.com/wp-content/uploads/queen-james-gay-bible.jpg

http://queenjamesbible.com/

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 06:07 PM
365 daily readings?, can't you just give me a brief summary?

No way...

Every one is a journey in itself...

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 06:09 PM
DB and Donnie forever, We did it baby!, 5000 posts! :08S::08S::08S::08S:

I'm gonna go carve that in a tree in my yard right now! We're gonna hold hands under that tree and I'm gonna sing old Bread songs to you. And then we'll get drunk and go pick a fight at the closest bar we can find! Hahahaha

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 06:11 PM
Drink some guns and shoot some beer, sounds like an awesome plan ;)

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 06:13 PM
Drink some guns and shoot some beer, sounds like an awesome plan ;)

Hell yeah babayyy!!! The local gun store is in the same parking lot as the local likker store - we can stock up!

Dave's Bitch
06-23-2014, 06:14 PM
Hell yeah babayyy!!! The local gun store is in the same parking lot as the local likker store - we can stock up!

That is just too perfect. You know if we don't end up looking like the guy in your pic, we have not tried hard enough

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 06:19 PM
That is just too perfect. You know if we don't end up looking like the guy in your pic, we have not tried hard enough

I accept the challenge!

FORD
06-23-2014, 06:26 PM
Doesn't that defeat the point , reading the bible light . For those who don't have the time to read the real thing .
Do they do a graphic novel or an abridged version if were doing this religion thing half arsed :)

Mate don't send me that bible , have a little look yourself . :)

This is the entire point of Fundagelical "Christianity" - The pastor cherry picks a verse or two every Sunday (and Wednesday night prayer meetings for many of them) and twists them into his own (usually political) agenda, rather than reading the entire bible from Genesis to Revelation in the proper context.

For example, if you hear your pastor giving the "End of the World" sermon, and he's tying prophecies from the Old Testament book of Daniel to prophecies in the New Testament book of Revelation, how are you going to be able to trust what he says about it, if you haven't read them both yourself.

Of course this is where the fundagelicals justify this with another scripture quote taken out of context and tell you to "lean not unto your own understanding". And that the pastor, being a holy man, has exclusive rights to interpret scripture however he wants to, and God wants you to take that as the final word.

Well fuck that shit. If God gave me a brain, then He expects me to use it, read all the information available, and fucking decide for myself what it means. And I'm fully prepared to say so when I stand before Him on Judgement Day. If He's gonna send me to Hell for using my brain, then so be it, and just give me a fucking air conditioner. I'm not going to be a blind follower of anybody else's flawed interpretation.

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 06:29 PM
And that the pastor, being a holy man, has exclusive rights to interpret scripture however he wants to, and God wants you to take that as the final word.

Damn, dude, what church have you been going to? I don't think I'd be going back to that one...

PETE'S BROTHER
06-23-2014, 06:44 PM
a girl with kaleidoscope eyes

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 07:30 PM
If God gave me a brain, then He expects me to use it, read all the information available, and fucking decide for myself what it means.

You should take that advice...

And I'm fully prepared to say so when I stand before Him on Judgement Day.

You're not going to say anything...




:elvis:

FORD
06-23-2014, 08:33 PM
Damn, dude, what church have you been going to? I don't think I'd be going back to that one...

A Baptist church who considered Ronald Reagan the Messiah, not Jesus Christ. That's why I quit going there. :(

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 08:59 PM
A Baptist church who considered Ronald Reagan the Messiah, not Jesus Christ. That's why I quit going there. :(

And right you were to split. Preachers like that turn people off. And they're wrong. I tell people that if a preacher, or anybody, tries to ram something down your throat - run like hell.

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 09:25 PM
I tell people that if a preacher, or anybody, tries to ram something down your throat - run like hell.

But, what's your idea or example of a preacher ramming something down someone's throat ??

That's pretty vague language...

twonabomber
06-23-2014, 09:41 PM
I sure as Hell wouldn't want to be in your shoes...

What's wrong with Sesh's shoes? Are you insinuating that he buys cheap shoes?

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 09:44 PM
But, what's your idea or example of a preacher ramming something down someone's throat ??

That's pretty vague language...

Take Ford's post as an example - if a preacher says his interpretation of what he's reading is the only interpretation then he's ramming it down your throat.

Another example would be the people who hang outside of concerts and berate the people going in. They have their scriptures in hand and stand there, screaming it at the people going in. Those people are fucking nuts and have no business trying to spread the Word.

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 09:44 PM
What's wrong with Sesh's shoes? Are you insinuating that he buys cheap shoes?

Everybody knows Sesh is a tight wad. So yes, he buys cheap shoes.

twonabomber
06-23-2014, 09:46 PM
I don't know if I want to be Super Moderator any more. Maybe Right Super Moderator, or Very VERY Super Moderator. Or Most Super Moderator?

DONNIEP
06-23-2014, 09:48 PM
I don't know if I want to be Super Moderator any more. Maybe Right Super Moderator, or Very VERY Super Moderator. Or Most Super Moderator?

What about King Pimp? You take that title and I'll take your spot as super mod. I can only see good things coming from the swap!

ELVIS
06-23-2014, 11:45 PM
Take Ford's post as an example - if a preacher says his interpretation of what he's reading is the only interpretation then he's ramming it down your throat.

Another example would be the people who hang outside of concerts and berate the people going in. They have their scriptures in hand and stand there, screaming it at the people going in. Those people are fucking nuts and have no business trying to spread the Word.

I agree with all of that...

Nitro Express
06-24-2014, 12:27 AM
I don't deep throat preachers.

binnie
06-24-2014, 04:23 AM
All Abrahamic religions are misogynistic.

True, but there are plenty of people who practices those religions who are fighting to make them less so.

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 06:06 AM
And right you were to split. Preachers like that turn people off. And they're wrong. I tell people that if a preacher, or anybody, tries to ram something down your throat - run like hell.

Are you saying preachers should turn people on?

And what if he asks nicely before he gets something down your throat instead of ramming it?

Those subconscious double entendres in a post about priests, Donnie... it just ain't right. Have you been having your Daily Dose of Tranny Love? It helps to keep the Demons at bay, you know? Well, that's what they say, I wouldn't know.

God bless Trannies, anyway.

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 06:18 AM
True, but there are plenty of people who practices those religions who are fighting to make them less so.

You mean, they're picking & choosing so that religion accommodates their needs?

I know that in this particular case, they're doing it for a "noble cause", but it's still wrong.

You either accept something, or you don't. Changing shit around to fit your particular needs is selfish, petty & wrong. Like the brat in recess that keeps bothering you to play, but all the rules have to be changed or he'll cry & tell the teacher you're being mean.

Then he grows up to be a politician & changes laws around to fit his & his mates agendas.

Why would you want to be a part of something you don't agree with, anyway? It's funny, all the gay people wanting to be religious when the figurehead doesn't want them there. It's like the more they turn them down,the more they want in, just to be able to claim they belong.

Cartman was right. If you tell people they can't come in to your amusement park,then they'll do ANYTHING to get in.

People are fucked up.

I agree with a lot of shit from the bible & christian teachings & what have you & nothing in my lifestyle bars me from belonging to the religion of God. In fact, I'll bet I commit a helluva lot less sins than the vast majority of churchgoers.

But why would I devote my life to a fantasy? I can still be civilized without an irrational superstition scaring me into being so.

People are REALLY fucked up.

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 06:21 AM
Honestly, I have no idea what my comment means, I'm just in the mood to type shit on the internet

DB!!!!!

Cheers! :beers:

Seshmeister
06-24-2014, 06:51 AM
True, but there are plenty of people who practices those religions who are fighting to make them less so.

They are like the benevolent slave owners, if something is fundamentally wrong dressing it up nicely only helps to prop up the more extreme interpretations.

ashstralia
06-24-2014, 07:00 AM
The hare's around here have got a good formula.

If you've got some useful skills and like bland vego food, you're in!

They heavily screen random newcomers though, and they're straight on the phone to the cops when something goes wrong. :)

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 10:25 AM
They are like the benevolent slave owners

Slavin' Days!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8GXgXNatjg

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 10:30 AM
Slavin' Days!

Let's don our white suits & have tea on the porch, whilst we watch the good ol' African-American folk pick cotton & sing songs.

What? I didn't write ******, therefore it's a politically correct post.

Cheers! :beers:

ELVIS
06-24-2014, 11:57 AM
There's more to this world than meets the eye...

You guys can't see beyond the five senses...

Maybe put down the porn and pick up a David Icke book...


:elvis:

FORD
06-24-2014, 11:59 AM
So you're telling us that you're really a reptillian Jewish alien?

(that's who Icke blames for everything, if I remember correctly)

ELVIS
06-24-2014, 12:01 PM
They're not aliens, they're Demons...

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 12:03 PM
Space Jews!! Yeah, you know the ones...

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:06 PM
pick up a David Icke book...
:

Absolute classic :)

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:10 PM
They're not aliens, they're Demons...

Totally wrong !!!!!' The article he wrote says they are aliens from the Draco system .
Your talking shit .. About shit .... Brilliant

What's wrong do they not do a colour in version of his books .


E .. You make me smile please don't go off grid :D

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:11 PM
How hard is it to type when you are giggling :)

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 12:19 PM
How hard is it to type when you are giggling :)

Alot easier than being pickled AND giggling, I can tell you that.

The internet is not the wild west it once was, but the flipside is that there's now alot of uppity, self-righteous, extremely serious & mature people to have fun with. And I ain't talkin' 'bout Elvis.

Cheers! :beers:

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:24 PM
Ima I like that we have characters :)

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 12:31 PM
Ima I like that we have characters :)

Characters? You mean all this isn't life or death reality??

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 12:36 PM
Characters? You mean all this isn't life or death reality??

Of course it is! Internet discussions are SERIOS BIDNESS!

You can SAVE THE WORLD, posting on the internet. You don't even have to DO anything remotely resembling taking an action.

Just post, convince everybody you're right & go to sleep knowing the good guys won again.

Cheers! :beers:

ELVIS
06-24-2014, 12:42 PM
That's not what I do...

I believe the way to change the world is to start brush fires of liberty in men's hearts...

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:44 PM
In their alien reptile hearts :)

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 12:46 PM
That's not what I do...

I believe the way to change the world is to start brush fires of liberty in men's hearts...

Now you're turning ghey.

I never knew you could wax poetic, E. That could actually be a good lyric for an 80s style hair metal song.

One of those songs where you put your fist in the air & sing along.

Man, those were the days.

Hang on, send that to Manowar. Joey might turn it into a proper power ballad.

Cheers! :beers:

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:47 PM
Can it start with whistling ??

PETE'S BROTHER
06-24-2014, 12:48 PM
In their alien reptile hearts :)

sounds delicious

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 12:50 PM
Can it start with whistling ??

Nah, that's Scorpions. They could never handle such powerful lyric.

Manowar stuff starts with an Epic Piano!

Waiddaminute, I must be silly! That's YNGWIE STUFF! Of course!

Cheers! :beers:

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:51 PM
Bagpipes ?

ELVIS
06-24-2014, 12:53 PM
Totally wrong !!!!!' The article he wrote says they are aliens from the Draco system .
Your talking shit .. About shit .... Brilliant

What's wrong do they not do a colour in version of his books .


E .. You make me smile please don't go off grid :D


They're alien to men...

They're not of this world...

Serpent, Lizard, Demon, Spider, Angel of Light, Lucifer...It's all the same thing...evil, just as the Bible describes it...

They live in a different realm, a different spectrum of light, which we can't readily see...

But if you ask God to open your eyes through His word, as well get the fluoride and other toxins out of your life so that your pineal gland, (or third eye) can function properly, you can start to actually see real life on this planet...;)

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:55 PM
They come from from here

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draco_(constellation)


Per mr yikes :)

Your making stuff up .... You should write it down . Give it a few hundred years ,people will believe it to be true .......

Hey it happens :)

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 12:55 PM
Bagpipes ?

That could work. Yngwie's done too much Viking stuff, why not a Highlander style song this time?

Do you think Yngwie is proficient with Irish tradition? Leprechauns, William Wallace, whisky, haggis, etc.

Cheers! :beers:

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 12:59 PM
That could work. Yngwie's done too much Viking stuff, why not a Highlander style song this time?

Do you think Yngwie is proficient with Irish tradition? Leprechauns, William Wallace, whisky, haggis, etc.

Cheers! :beers:

Irish ?? You will huff sesh if you say some of that stuffs Irish :)

Anonymous
06-24-2014, 01:00 PM
Irish ?? You will huff sesh if you say some of that stuffs Irish :)

Well, it's all North of England, isn't it? Who cares?

Cheers! :beers:

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 01:07 PM
But if you ask God to open your eyes through His word, as well get the fluoride and other toxins out of your life so that your pineal gland, (or third eye) can function properly, you can start to actually see real life on this planet...;)

You mean I'll get to see the lizard people too? That's it - I'm throwing out all my toothpaste!

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 01:18 PM
Mate please you know you have to leave your third eye alone

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 01:20 PM
Mate please you know you have to leave your third eye alone

Nah, that court order expired last year.

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 01:21 PM
Result ..... Unzip it and slip it you crazy lizard boy :)

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 01:30 PM
Holy smoke! The Lizard People are real!

http://s29.postimg.org/yd2d5u8cn/20091009_FP_3756328_GOFF_Peta_Protest_100709.jpg

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 01:30 PM
And apparently they are ugly as hell! Although the blond has some nice tits...

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 01:35 PM
They only have two tits ?

Satan
06-24-2014, 01:35 PM
They're not aliens, they're Demons...

Yeah, right........

Like I got a whole fleet of Flying Saucers that I'm launching into space from way down here in HELL?? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

PETE'S BROTHER
06-24-2014, 01:39 PM
You mean I'll get to see the lizard people too? That's it - I'm throwing out all my toothpaste!

i'm detoxificating my 3rd eye ')

Seshmeister
06-24-2014, 01:39 PM
They're alien to men...

They're not of this world...

Serpent, Lizard, Demon, Spider, Angel of Light, Lucifer...It's all the same thing...evil, just as the Bible describes it...

They live in a different realm, a different spectrum of light, which we can't readily see...

But if you ask God to open your eyes through His word, as well get the fluoride and other toxins out of your life so that your pineal gland, (or third eye) can function properly, you can start to actually see real life on this planet...;)

You spelled prostate wrongly. :biggrin:

Satan
06-24-2014, 01:43 PM
They only have two tits ?

Must not be from Eroticon Six?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XyUD5yPkLNA/UBCDr2dUsiI/AAAAAAAAL48/evYMKu4nR4E/s1600/kaitlyn-leeb_1.jpg

That's where I go, when I take off on Helliday in my lizard demon UFO.

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 01:44 PM
Must not be from Eroticon Six?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XyUD5yPkLNA/UBCDr2dUsiI/AAAAAAAAL48/evYMKu4nR4E/s1600/kaitlyn-leeb_1.jpg

That's where I go, when I take off on Helliday in my lizard demon UFO.

Why can't we make sex robots that look like that? I mean, minus the third titty.

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 01:47 PM
Minus ??? I want three :)

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 01:59 PM
Minus ??? I want three :)

Nah, I can't go for that. I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

vandeleur
06-24-2014, 02:04 PM
Nah, I can't go for that. I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Three pussies is clearly the line :)

ELVIS
06-24-2014, 02:10 PM
You'll never get your minds out of the gutter by looking in the gutter...

DONNIEP
06-24-2014, 02:15 PM
You'll never get your minds out of the gutter by looking in the gutter...

This is the Army - pretty much everything here leads to the gutter sooner or later.

:biggrin:

Dave's Bitch
06-24-2014, 02:18 PM
Wait, you're telling me you can leave the gutter?

ELVIS
06-24-2014, 02:54 PM
Exactly my point...;)

ELVIS
06-24-2014, 02:56 PM
But the whole bullshit corporate consumerism world is the gutter...