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Von Halen
06-26-2014, 03:27 PM
If you have any "Why The Fuck" questions, about anything, ask them in here!

I'll get it started.

Why the fuck do the CD's I load into itunes sound different than the ones I buy from itunes? I'm talking the exact same fucking album. I loaded AC/DC "For Those About To Rock" into my itunes, and then I saw they were selling an "enhanced for itunes" version, so I figured I'd check it out. Well, the one I bought from itunes is 3 times as loud, and sounds 3 times better! Why the fuck is that?

Maybe Lou can shed some light on this. He is an MP3/Lossless expert. And don't give me any bullfuckingshit about itunes. My phone is provided by my work, and I like having all my shit at my fingertips anyway.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 03:29 PM
Yea. Why in the fuck did you build a VH buggy?

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 03:30 PM
Ok ... Why the fuck did you start this thread ? :D

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 03:35 PM
Yea. Why in the fuck did you build a VH buggy?

Because it's the baddest motherfuckin' dune buggy on the planet!

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 03:35 PM
Ok ... Why the fuck did you start this thread ? :D

I don't know.

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 03:38 PM
Mate I couldn't resist , you knew some smart arse would ask :D

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 03:39 PM
Why the fuck won't you let me borrow the Halen Buggy?? I mean, it ain't like you can drive it around in that urban hell hole you live in! Besides, I'm planning a trip down to Florida to see Warf and we figured the Halen Buggy would the perfect thing to cruise the beach in.

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 03:48 PM
Why the fuck won't you let me borrow the Halen Buggy?? I mean, it ain't like you can drive it around in that urban hell hole you live in! Besides, I'm planning a trip down to Florida to see Warf and we figured the Halen Buggy would the perfect thing to cruise the beach in.


Ok so I will translate that , your doing the meals on wheels trip to drop food off for warf , he now lives on the beach :D

Kristy
06-26-2014, 04:00 PM
Why the fuck do the CD's I load into itunes sound different than the ones I buy from itunes? I'm talking the exact same fucking album. I loaded AC/DC "For Those About To Rock" into my itunes, and then I saw they were selling an "enhanced for itunes" version, so I figured I'd check it out. Well, the one I bought from itunes is 3 times as loud, and sounds 3 times better! Why the fuck is that?


MP3 file "bit rates" you retard.

nerdspeak:


256kps AAC is the current standard - there's no way to get a higher bitrate than that.

As for the issue, keep in mind that it's not only the bitrate, it's also the mastering source that's a factor (I'd actually argue that it's the most important factor of all). So if you downloaded a song that has zero dynamic range in the actual source master, it doesn't matter if you've ripped from a CD to ALAC or have a 320kps AAC, it's still going to sound bad. "Garbage in / garbage out", as the saying goes.

I wish they'd bump it up to 320kps AAC or, better yet, ALAC. But I've done ABX tests between their 256kps AAC's and a comparable CD rip, and it's not easy to tell them apart. And this is using the same mastering, btw.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 04:02 PM
Because it's the baddest motherfuckin' dune buggy on the planet!

Yeah, in Minnesota where there is nothing but sand.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 04:03 PM
Why in the fuck is Von such an imbecile?

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 04:11 PM
Yeah, in Minnesota where there is nothing but sand.

Hey, drug addict. I live in MICHIGAN!

Where there are nothing but sand ******s.

If you think I'd drive that thing anywhere near sand, or sand ******s, you're more of a drug addict than even I thought.

Mushroom
06-26-2014, 04:15 PM
Why in the Fuck is soccer so popular outside of US? But not football?

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 04:18 PM
Why in the Fuck is soccer so popular outside of US? But not football?

Because everyone outside the U.S. is a PUSSY!

Kristy
06-26-2014, 04:18 PM
Hey, drug addict. I live in MICHIGAN!

Where there are nothing but sand ******s.

If you think I'd drive that thing anywhere near sand, or sand ******s, you're more of a drug addict than even I thought.

And you're no less of an idiot.

Suck my asshole, you racist.

ZahZoo
06-26-2014, 04:19 PM
Why the fuck do rednecks build stupid shit and then show it off to everyone..?

Yes... that's a floating trampoline behind that boat!! We were anchored and tied off with 4 other boats and this guy pulls up and wanted to show off his redneck water park!!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10418201_327220777434476_8631751945138202988_n.jpg

Mushroom
06-26-2014, 04:20 PM
MP3 file "bit rates" you retard.
... zero dynamic range...

Why in the Fuck does anybody produce music with ZERO dynamic range??? Because humans are getting more stupid!

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 04:21 PM
Because everyone outside the U.S. is a PUSSY

What he says .... The guy in the striped flip flops :D

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 04:21 PM
Suck my asshole, you racist.

Now we're talking! I'd rather suck your asshole, than kiss you, you ugly old hag!

But since you're a guy, I'll do neither.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 04:23 PM
Why in the fuck is Sarah McLachlan still making records?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-r_S7_KRS_Mc/UNzd624hYJI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/698TBQR0YPE/s1600/sarah.jpg

Kristy
06-26-2014, 04:24 PM
Now we're talking! I'd rather suck your asshole, than kiss you, you ugly old hag!

But since you're a guy, I'll do neither.

You wish, you closet racist piece of human waste.

Go drive your white trash "buggy" of the nearest Michigan cliff.

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 04:33 PM
If you have any "Why The Fuck" questions, about anything, ask them in here!

I'll get it started.

Why the fuck do the CD's I load into itunes sound different than the ones I buy from itunes? I'm talking the exact same fucking album. I loaded AC/DC "For Those About To Rock" into my itunes, and then I saw they were selling an "enhanced for itunes" version, so I figured I'd check it out. Well, the one I bought from itunes is 3 times as loud, and sounds 3 times better! Why the fuck is that?

Maybe Lou can shed some light on this. He is an MP3/Lossless expert. And don't give me any bullfuckingshit about itunes. My phone is provided by my work, and I like having all my shit at my fingertips anyway.

Why the Fuck would you walk around dropping beats on teh streetz with your dumb people "phone", you wigger?

Cheers! :beers:

Kristy
06-26-2014, 04:34 PM
Heh, "wigger"

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 04:38 PM
Why the fuck do rednecks build stupid shit and then show it off to everyone..?

Yes... that's a floating trampoline behind that boat!! We were anchored and tied off with 4 other boats and this guy pulls up and wanted to show off his redneck water park!!

Donnie's peeps are really ingenious, when you think about it... they come up with really creative stuff & then, of course, like to show everyone their ideas.

Whether those ideas are actually useful or an ironic, self-inflicted way to selectively cull the population, is another subject entirely.

Cheers! :beers:

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 04:45 PM
My "people"??? Why you racist s******!!

ZahZoo
06-26-2014, 04:50 PM
Funny thing with Mr Trampoline... he tells us this long story about how the cops harassed twice when he had that thing tied onto a boat trailer to bring it down to the lake. Then when he launched it the Army Corp of Engineers harassed him about what was previously in the barrels and told him he can't leave the thing parked anywhere on the lake...

About 10 minutes after he left us the Sheriff's dept Lake Patrol stopped him on the other side of the cove. Talked to him for about 10 minutes... then the guy heads over to the boat ramp and proceeded to load his water park back onto his boat trailer... Poor guy...

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 05:19 PM
My "people"??? Why you racist s******!!

Hey, hey, HEY!

I got nuthin' against you redneck crackas, you honky.

I ain't no racist. I even admire your ingenuity. Know what I'm rappin'?

What more do you want from a nigga?

Now, bust out the fried chicken & the 40s. I gots me a watermelon, it's time to PARTY, Money!

You on my vibe?

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 05:22 PM
Funny thing with Mr Trampoline... he tells us this long story about how the cops harassed twice when he had that thing tied onto a boat trailer to bring it down to the lake. Then when he launched it the Army Corp of Engineers harassed him about what was previously in the barrels and told him he can't leave the thing parked anywhere on the lake...

About 10 minutes after he left us the Sheriff's dept Lake Patrol stopped him on the other side of the cove. Talked to him for about 10 minutes... then the guy heads over to the boat ramp and proceeded to load his water park back onto his boat trailer... Poor guy...

That's HARASSMENT.

Damn the man, always keepin' a brotha down. Even if the botha is a redneck.

Stick it to the man! You dig? Fresh!

Cheers! :beers:

ZahZoo
06-26-2014, 05:36 PM
Let's crack some 40's and get the party started...

Kristy
06-26-2014, 05:44 PM
What in the fuck is the point of this?


She sings quite well, huh?

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 05:45 PM
Because it's the baddest motherfuckin' dune buggy on the planet!

Where do you drive it? It doesn't look road legal.

VetteLS5
06-26-2014, 05:49 PM
Where do you drive it? It doesn't look road legal.

Silly... to the lake while towing his floating trampoline of course.

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 05:51 PM
Silly... to the lake while towing his floating trampoline of course.

Von's a redneck wigger???

Blimey!

Cheers! :beers:

Kristy
06-26-2014, 05:53 PM
Let's crack some 40's...

http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/labels/white.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ixSlf_ZTR9U/UW_9STEersI/AAAAAAAALzk/yU-DptwgitA/s1600/trashbin.jpg

PETE'S BROTHER
06-26-2014, 05:55 PM
Von's a redneck wigger???

Blimey!

Cheers! :beers:

vrogger?

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 05:56 PM
Let's crack some 40's and get the party started...



Damn straight! I'll down a 40 and it better be a High Life!

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 05:58 PM
http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/labels/white.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ixSlf_ZTR9U/UW_9STEersI/AAAAAAAALzk/yU-DptwgitA/s1600/trashbin.jpg

Beer snob.

PETE'S BROTHER
06-26-2014, 05:58 PM
do they make 40s of red stripe?

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 05:59 PM
Silly... to the lake while towing his floating trampoline of course.

I know a girl named Trampoline if you know what I mean...

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:01 PM
This is snobby:
http://www.borco.com/fileadmin/user_upload/Produkte/Sherry_Port/Port/Royal%20Oporto/Royal_Oporto_Tawny.png

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:03 PM
do they make 40s of red stripe?

Be still my beating heart!

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:04 PM
Or this:
http://artisanfamilyofwines.com/images/05_sly_dog_bottle_master.jpg

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:06 PM
Funny thing with Mr Trampoline... he tells us this long story about how the cops harassed twice when he had that thing tied onto a boat trailer to bring it down to the lake. Then when he launched it the Army Corp of Engineers harassed him about what was previously in the barrels and told him he can't leave the thing parked anywhere on the lake...

About 10 minutes after he left us the Sheriff's dept Lake Patrol stopped him on the other side of the cove. Talked to him for about 10 minutes... then the guy heads over to the boat ramp and proceeded to load his water park back onto his boat trailer... Poor guy...

Yeah he's probably the dude before you at the boat ramp that takes an hour to launch his shit. I hate those people.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:08 PM
This is snobby:
http://www.borco.com/fileadmin/user_upload/Produkte/Sherry_Port/Port/Royal%20Oporto/Royal_Oporto_Tawny.png

Yeah. That looks plenty snobby.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:09 PM
Or this:
http://artisanfamilyofwines.com/images/05_sly_dog_bottle_master.jpg

I'm more of a Louis Jardot drinker. I still think the French make the best wine.

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 06:09 PM
This is snobby:
http://www.borco.com/fileadmin/user_upload/Produkte/Sherry_Port/Port/Royal%20Oporto/Royal_Oporto_Tawny.png

No, that's very good.

The one we consume domestically, at any rate. That's probably second rate crap, 'coz it's obviously export only.

I'll drink one with you, anyway, but you gotta promise you'll put up a bit less of a fight afterwards. Just a bit.

Cheers! :beers:

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:12 PM
Where do you drive it? It doesn't look road legal.

It's road legal. Why wouldn't it be?

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:12 PM
No, that's very good.

You're pig-friggin' right it is!

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:16 PM
Sol cerveza and Cuervo gold. Oh hell yeah! Baby let's go to the moon!

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:18 PM
It's road legal. Why wouldn't it be?

I didn't see any signal lamps but then the picture is small. You pick up any women in it?

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:19 PM
No, that's very good.

The one we consume domestically, at any rate. That's probably second rate crap, 'coz it's obviously export only.

I'll drink one with you, anyway, but you gotta promise you'll put up a bit less of a fight afterwards. Just a bit.

Cheers! :beers:

So what you are saying is you guys keep the good stuff for yourselves and piss in the export bottles.

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:19 PM
Ah, you guys can have all your Honkey Booze. I'm stickin' with Ol' Smokey Nose!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoWK5dW5c-8

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:21 PM
The Bull!

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:23 PM
Great. Donnie turned the thread all Walmart.

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 06:24 PM
So what you are saying is you guys keep the good stuff for yourselves and piss in the export bottles.

I don't know, I'm just talkin' out of my ass.

But if you're gonna cuntplain to me about that, you better cuntplain to Sesh about Guinness, too. I heard they do that.

Cheers! :beers:

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:25 PM
I'm going to pull my rig into the truck stop. Ball a lot lizard and/or Denny's waitress and have me a High Life.

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:25 PM
Great. Donnie turned the thread all Walmart.

No, I turned it all Ghetto.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:26 PM
No, I turned it all Ghetto.

Same thing.

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 06:26 PM
Ghetto and pimpin , you turning into huggy bear ?

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:27 PM
I don't know, I'm just talkin' out of my ass.

But if you're gonna cuntplain to me about that, you better cuntplain to Sesh about Guinness, too. I heard they do that.

Cheers! :beers:

Guinness is made in Ireland not Scotland. They make the devil's brew in Glascow. You drink enough Tennent's you start to see reptiles.



Cobalt blue is my favorite color. I would drink the shit just because I like the color of the can.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:28 PM
I didn't see any signal lamps but then the picture is small. You pick up any women in it?

Can you see the front turn signals now? They are molded in, with the VH logo over them.

It is a fiberglass pussy magnet.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0429.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0429.jpg.html)

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 06:29 PM
Tenements is fucking awful :)

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:30 PM
Here are the tail lights/brake lights/turn signals for the rear.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0432.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0432.jpg.html)

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:30 PM
You clever Von. Yeah it's sweet. Looks like you popped for some real tires too.

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 06:30 PM
Can you see the front turn signals now? They are molded in, with the VH logo over them.

It is a fiberglass pussy magnet.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0429.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0429.jpg.html)

Is that off mario cart ?

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:31 PM
It is a fiberglass pussy magnet.

It's definitely pussy something all right.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:31 PM
I thought everybody had seen these pics already, but I guess not.

Here are the gauges lit up.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-3.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-3.jpg.html)

PETE'S BROTHER
06-26-2014, 06:33 PM
Can you see the front turn signals now? They are molded in, with the VH logo over them.

It is a fiberglass pussy magnet.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0429.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0429.jpg.html)

ever stab yourself on the mirrors?

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:33 PM
You clever Von. Yeah it's sweet. Looks like you popped for some real tires too.

Yep. 4 wheel disc brakes too. It's built right.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-4.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-4.jpg.html)

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:34 PM
Is it on a tubular frame? You should send some pictures to Hot VW's. They probably would feature it in their magazine. They cover custom buggies too.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:34 PM
This steering wheel was a small fortune to have made.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-1.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-1.jpg.html)

vandeleur
06-26-2014, 06:34 PM
Damn I wanna take the piss , but it is cool . Twat spoiling all the fun :)

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:36 PM
Is it on a tubular frame? You should send some pictures to Hot VW's. They probably would feature it in their magazine. They cover custom buggies too.

It's on a custom square tube chassis.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6367.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6367.jpg.html)

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:38 PM
Here's the speedo when it's not lit up. It's a GPS speedo. Very accurate.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6331.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6331.jpg.html)

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:39 PM
Bad ass. You need to bring that fucker down South where you can actually drive it without having a gang try to steal all the shiny shit off of it.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:40 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-2.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-2.jpg.html)

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:40 PM
Bad ass. You need to bring that fucker down South where you can actually drive it without having a gang try to steal all the shiny shit off of it.

So....avoid parking it at a Walmart?

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:41 PM
This steering wheel was a small fortune to have made.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-1.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/Frankenbuggy-1.jpg.html)

What did they do? Water jet it out of a piece of billet? The thing is it looks great and really ups the custom factor of the build.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:41 PM
Bad ass. You need to bring that fucker down South where you can actually drive it without having a gang try to steal all the shiny shit off of it.

Why do you think I carry that cannon of a .45 on my hip?!

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:42 PM
Why do you think I carry that cannon of a .45 on my hip?!

You damn well need it up there!

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:42 PM
What did they do? Water jet it out of a piece of billet? The thing is it looks great and really ups the custom factor of the build.

Yes, they did water jet it. Not cheap to have done! Turned out great though.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:43 PM
Why do you think I carry that cannon of a .45 on my hip?!

I don't know...small penis?

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:45 PM
I don't know...small penis?

No, it's a cannon too. Maybe someday I'll fuck you in your ass just for proof.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:46 PM
It's on a custom square tube chassis.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6367.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6367.jpg.html)

Almost like a Baja bug frame. Did you build the frame too? What did you do, take the pan out of a junker bug?

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:46 PM
So....avoid parking it at a Walmart?

If he let me borrow it I would drive it INSIDE the Walmart. Blastin' me some damn Hagar, doin' that pussy lickin' hand symbol thing he does, hell yeah!

That is what that's supposed to be, right? The whole pussy hand symbol thing? Because it kinda looks like Hagar's using his fingers to prop up somebody's balls...

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:48 PM
The steering column is a polished aluminum tilt model made by Ididit.

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:49 PM
Wonder if anybody's gonna notice the smooth sides on that mofo...

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:49 PM
No, it's a cannon too. Maybe someday I'll fuck you in your ass just for proof.

You're funny. You ever came three feet near me I would cut your microsize balls off with zero hesitation and feed them to those rabid petting zoo monkeys you molest.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:50 PM
Almost like a Baja bug frame. Did you build the frame too? What did you do, take the pan out of a junker bug?

No, Berrien Buggy built the frame. I started out originally with a shortened pan from a 1969 Bug, but I scrapped that. The floorboards in mine are fiberglass. This thing is much stronger than a VW pan.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:50 PM
Yes, they did water jet it. Not cheap to have done! Turned out great though.

It probably didn't take them too long to make the design on the computer and jet it out but they have the overhead to cover. Cheaper than having to make a mold and cast it at a foundry and before water jets that's the way they used to do it. I'm half tempted to get a 3D printer just to screw around with.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:52 PM
Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/files/2014/06/Sinead-photo-394x600.jpg

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:53 PM
Wonder if anybody's gonna notice the smooth sides on that mofo...

Oh fuck man. The body comes with rough fiberglass sides like in the pic below. We filled it all in and sanded it for weeks!

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6282.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_6282.jpg.html)

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 06:55 PM
Here's a pic of the sides when we were filling and sanding. I can't even begin to guess how many hours we put into this thing.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/photo92.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/photo92.jpg.html)

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:55 PM
No, Berrien Buggy built the frame. I started out originally with a shortened pan from a 1969 Bug, but I scrapped that. The floorboards in mine are fiberglass. This thing is much stronger than a VW pan.

Pans are hard to find now. You need a big stamping mill to make the wish bone and central tunnel. I don't know if anyone is fabricating those. But they had to have gotten the center tunnel and transmission fork out of a bug somewhere.

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:55 PM
Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/files/2014/06/Sinead-photo-394x600.jpg

Why the fuck would anybody care what that ugly cunt is thinking?

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 06:55 PM
Figures that Von would start a thread just to fag it up with his awesome buggy.

Is that a tuba comin' out the rear on that last photo?

Now THAT is the Van Halen spirit. Don't you get nauseous looking at so many =VH= symobls, though?

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 06:56 PM
Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/files/2014/06/Sinead-photo-394x600.jpg

About anal?

Cheers! :beers:

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 06:58 PM
Now...what in the fuck is Sinead O' Con Artist thinking?
http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/files/2014/06/Sinead-photo-394x600.jpg

Image change. She obviously can't do anything else so she desperate for a second chance.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 06:58 PM
Why the fuck would anybody care what that ugly cunt is thinking?

Exactly.

DONNIEP
06-26-2014, 06:59 PM
Image change. She obviously can't do anything else so she desperate for a second chance.

Bitch better be burning up the phone line to Prince's house if she wants another hit...

There's nothing worse than an angry, bald headed, ugly chick.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 07:00 PM
We cut a hole in the back seat area, and built a box under it, for the sub woofer. We had to fill all that in and sand and smooth it too.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0367.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0367.jpg.html)

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:00 PM
About anal?

Cheers! :beers:

Put a hurting on her. Kinky for sure. She probably wants you up her dirty back road while a lesbian friend massages the sea food.

Kristy
06-26-2014, 07:00 PM
About anal?

Cheers! :beers:

Naw, she's Rasta now.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:01 PM
We cut a hole in the back seat area, and built a box under it, for the sub woofer. We had to fill all that in and sand and smooth it too.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z94/Von_Halen/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0367.jpg (http://s189.photobucket.com/user/Von_Halen/media/FrankenBuggy%20Build/IMG_0367.jpg.html)

What's the hole for? A shitter?

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:03 PM
They must be making their own tunnels. The VW ones have an oval shaped opening to get at the shift linkage. They must sell a few frames because you have to have dies made and they have to be stamped out. Not cheap.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 07:04 PM
But they had to have gotten the center tunnel and transmission fork out of a bug somewhere.

The tunnel is square tube framed. That is a one piece fiberglass floor pan over it. I'll try to find some pics of the frame with out the floor pan in it.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:09 PM
The tunnel is square tube framed. That is a one piece fiberglass floor pan over it. I'll try to find some pics of the frame with out the floor pan in it.

Ok that makes sense because that is a key stress member of a bug frame since the transmission bolts to it. A small frame manufacture can't justify the cost of having dies made and having the big mills to stamp the parts. Cost effective when you are making millions of cars. Not so much for a few buggies. I just couldn't see where they could get a good source of used pans or cover the cost of making new ones.

So you bought the body and frame from the same manufacture? With that basic frame design you could use is for a myriad of kit car bodies.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 07:09 PM
What's the hole for? A shitter?

That's to get to the linkage. Just an access port.

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 07:10 PM
Ok that makes sense because that a key stress member of a bug frame since the transmission bolts to it. A small frame manufacture can't justify the cost of having dies made and having the big mills to stamp the parts. Cost effective when you are making millions of cars. Not so much for a few buggies. I just couldn't see where they could get a good source of used pans or cover the cost of making new ones.

So you bought the body and frame from the same manufacture?

I did.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:11 PM
That's to get to the linkage. Just an access port.

You could hide contraband in there. Very rock and roll!

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:11 PM
I did.

So everything lined up and bolted on ok?

Von Halen
06-26-2014, 07:15 PM
So everything lined up and bolted on ok?

We had to do some tweaking. We put it together and took it apart several times over the process, to make sure everything fit the way we wanted.

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 07:16 PM
Naw, she's Rasta now.

But wasn't she tweeting for an anal serving a couple years ago?

Anything for attention, I guess. Has she ever done anything since "Nothing Compares 2 U"? Not that that song was an achievement, or even good, but...

Cheers! :beers:

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:22 PM
Sinead has no musical talent. She's needs a shocker to ride. She fingered the pope. Now she needs to finger someone else. Israel. She needs to rip an Israeli flag up and expose the genocide. That will ruffle some feathers. Then hook up with a media company that doesn't give a damn about the jews. She needs to talk to the Chinese.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:24 PM
But wasn't she tweeting for an anal serving a couple years ago?

Anything for attention, I guess. Has she ever done anything since "Nothing Compares 2 U"? Not that that song was an achievement, or even good, but...

Cheers! :beers:

I think you need to give her a charity fuck. She's going nowhere. Cheer her up.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:28 PM
Ah. She probably would just be a pain in the ass. At the end of the day, noodles are your best friend.

Anonymous
06-26-2014, 07:30 PM
I think you need to give her a charity fuck. She's going nowhere. Cheer her up.

No.

Normally, I would expand the post, but we're talking about Sinead O' Connor, so...

No.

Cheers! :beers:

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 07:34 PM
No.

Normally, I would expand the post, but we're talking about Sinead O' Connor, so...

No.

Cheers! :beers:

Yeah. Better to stay with the rich grannies. Get them to marry you before they kick it.

qikgts
06-26-2014, 07:56 PM
Is that a tuba comin' out the rear on that last photo?



Those pipes/mufflers sound awesome. I had the same ones on a sand rail many moons ago with a set of Kadron dual carbs and you if you didn't know better it could be confused with a Harley.

Nitro Express
06-26-2014, 09:36 PM
If he let me borrow it I would drive it INSIDE the Walmart. Blastin' me some damn Hagar, doin' that pussy lickin' hand symbol thing he does, hell yeah!

That is what that's supposed to be, right? The whole pussy hand symbol thing? Because it kinda looks like Hagar's using his fingers to prop up somebody's balls...

See. Hagar rolled in and the whole band sunk into faggotry. Not homo, 100% flaming fags. Nothing like giving ball propping hand gestures and then doing a group walk where everyone waddled like they have been pounded up the poop chute too hard and for too long. Then Ed brings Gary in. Sammy took him gay and then Ed wanted a different flavor of nuts.

ZahZoo
06-27-2014, 10:34 AM
No.

Normally, I would expand the post, but we're talking about Sinead O' Connor, so...

No.

Cheers! :beers:

Nice to see someone stick to their principals...

Anonymous
06-27-2014, 12:31 PM
Nice to see someone stick to their principals...

I never had a principal in my life!

I do, however, have principles to which I adhere firmly. Principles, unlike beliefs, are a good thing to have.

In the end, however, all is negotiable. Far from being one of those cunts that will "never sell out", just to hand their dignity in a silver platter for a mere $5,000, I WILL sell out, but a failed, one hit wonder like Sinead O' Connor cannot hope to afford me. I don't even know my own price, that's how expensive I am.

Cheers! :beers:

ZahZoo
06-27-2014, 12:34 PM
If you have to ask... you can't afford it.

I'm the same way... how do you put a price on something so stellar..?

Anonymous
06-27-2014, 12:43 PM
Well, she didn't exactly ask, but it was clearly just a matter of time. So, being the gentleman I am, I'm already putting it out there before she embarrasses herself.

No Sinead, I will not fuck you, in the ass or otherwise. You're just too damn annoying, honey. So save yourself the trouble & don't ask.

Cheers! :beers:

lesfunk
06-27-2014, 08:20 PM
Why the fuck am I bothering to read all this shit?

twonabomber
06-27-2014, 08:32 PM
Don't read, just look at the pictures.

ZahZoo
06-28-2014, 12:51 PM
Here's a high level summary for ya Les...

http://www.iiillliii.com/bmfm/jeffriesKyote/1.jpg

ZahZoo
07-02-2014, 01:34 PM
Why the fuck does this guy not have a recording contract..?

NSFW

Izzy's Theme Song...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cyIxkFLjWI#t=204

DONNIEP
07-02-2014, 01:57 PM
Oh man, that is too good!! That guy would have been a smash hit in Vegas back in the day.

Anonymous
07-02-2014, 03:05 PM
Why the fuck does this guy not have a recording contract..?

NSFW

Izzy's Theme Song...

Oh, hell yeah! Look at that bunch of tranny lovers right there. You can tell they've walked the walk. The harder they larfed, the more they related, & I should know. You know, because Donnie larfs at that kind of stuff like hell. Not because *I* larf. I don't. I larf at YOU people larfing about it. LARF!

The playa wearing the white suit relates, no doubt about it. Good for him, I bet he's happier than any of you miserable fucks. Not that I would know about that kind of happiness.

"A friend of mine." Hah.

Holy hell, is that Scary Spice? MAMMA!!! Sweet jeezus, I just impregnated my underwear. She's HAWT! I wanna get me some of that chocolatey goodness! Hmmm-mmm!

Anyway, good song, the guy's a ball, I truly hope he makes it & I gotta google me some Mel B. Lordy lordy, I'm in LOVE!

Cheers! :beers: