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Nitro Express
06-30-2014, 06:04 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/25/epa-pooping-hallways_n_5530650.html


Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver, Colo., according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.



Nothing surprises me anymore. Where are they hiring these people? Hire my dog, she's house broken and won't crap in the hallway.

Kristy
06-30-2014, 06:20 PM
It's Denver. People shit in hallways all the time here.

Nitro Express
06-30-2014, 07:18 PM
Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.

FORD
06-30-2014, 08:18 PM
I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.

Seshmeister
06-30-2014, 08:31 PM
Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.

Did you see the link to the other case?

Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked... :)

vandeleur
06-30-2014, 11:39 PM
That's a great job , but that much porn would desensitise you to it . Or certainly damage your eye sight.
Annual eye exams would catch him , your basically looking for a stevie wonder character who has access to military grade Kleenex :)

Nitro Express
07-01-2014, 01:24 AM
Did you see the link to the other case?

Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked... :)

I've got to get a government job.

Nitro Express
07-01-2014, 01:32 AM
I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.

Ever notice when you sit all evening in a hot tub full of drunks nobody ever gets out to take a piss?

ELVIS
07-01-2014, 06:36 AM
In Denver, nobody gets out to take a shit...