View Full Version : The EPA creates it's own biohazards
Nitro Express
06-30-2014, 06:04 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/25/epa-pooping-hallways_n_5530650.html
Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver, Colo., according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.
Nothing surprises me anymore. Where are they hiring these people? Hire my dog, she's house broken and won't crap in the hallway.
Kristy
06-30-2014, 06:20 PM
It's Denver. People shit in hallways all the time here.
Nitro Express
06-30-2014, 07:18 PM
Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.
I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.
Seshmeister
06-30-2014, 08:31 PM
Man. That legal weed there has really fucked people up.
Did you see the link to the other case?
Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked... :)
vandeleur
06-30-2014, 11:39 PM
That's a great job , but that much porn would desensitise you to it . Or certainly damage your eye sight.
Annual eye exams would catch him , your basically looking for a stevie wonder character who has access to military grade Kleenex :)
Nitro Express
07-01-2014, 01:24 AM
Did you see the link to the other case?
Guy on $120k a year admits to spending 2-6 hours a day watching porn at work at the same place and doesn't get sacked... :)
I've got to get a government job.
Nitro Express
07-01-2014, 01:32 AM
I pissed in an elevator once when I was really drunk, and the fucking assholes locked the bathrooms in the building. But taking a shit would have been way over the top.
Ever notice when you sit all evening in a hot tub full of drunks nobody ever gets out to take a piss?
ELVIS
07-01-2014, 06:36 AM
In Denver, nobody gets out to take a shit...
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