Weekly Schedule for ELVIS' church

[FORD]

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[Seshmeister]

I wonder how many of the 6 is/was relevant to ELVIS? :)

I'm trying to get a hold of one of these t-shirts that the genius comedian Doug Stanhope was selling a few years back but they seem to be out of print. :(

http://findanoutlet.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/doas-t-shirt.jpg

[ELVIS]

Well, the first two are you...

Wednesday and Thursday are Krusty...

Friday is faruck...

Saturday is Cadouchebag...

And America has no joyous future...


:elvis:

[Kristy]

I wonder how many of the 6 is/was relevant to ELVIS? :)

I'm trying to get a hold of one of these t-shirts that the genius comedian Doug Stanhope was selling a few years back but they seem to be out of print. :(

http://findanoutlet.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/doas-t-shirt.jpg


Or you can get an Elvis troll doll. Just like the Dumbellvis here, it doesn't work, has no ambition and is over 50 and lives with its parents.
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[Von Halen]

Or you can get an Elvis troll doll. Just like the Dumbellvis here, it doesn't work, has no ambition and is over 50 and lives with its parents.

I'm curious Kris-ty, what do you do for a living? In case you don't understand the question, I'll translate. What's your job? Do you have one? Or are you another one of the drug addicted sponges our society loves to prop up and take care of?

[Kristy]

I'm curious Kris-ty, what do you do for a living? In case you don't understand the question, I'll translate. What's your job? Do you have one? Or are you another one of the drug addicted sponges our society loves to prop up and take care of?

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Any more and I'd have to kill your F A T ugly ass.

[Von Halen]

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Any more and I'd have to kill your F A T ugly ass.

Your drug addicted brain has led you straight to fantasyville, I see.

Reality, not for the drug addicted.

[Kristy]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Whereas your ugly as fuck F A T white trash ass lives on welfare.

[Von Halen]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Whereas your ugly as fuck F A T white trash ass lives on welfare.

You are living proof drug addicts suck at their job, if you are indeed CIA. You single-handedly take the "I" out of CIA.

You are more of a welfare case than either I, or Elvis.

Now go back to frying what's left of your tiny incompetent brain with drugs, drug addict.

[Kristy]

You are living proof drug addicts suck at their job, if you are indeed CIA. You single-handedly take the "I" out of CIA.

And you are living proof of America's increasing stupidity and high school drop out rate.


You are more of a welfare case than either I, or Elvis.

Now look who is not living in "reality."


Now go back to frying what's left of your tiny incompetent brain with drugs, drug addict.

Sure, if you go back to hanging another engine block from your front yard tree limb.

[Von Halen]

And you are living proof of America's increasing stupidity and high school drop out rate.

Oh, that's right. You're doing so well with your education, that you can't afford a minor increase in your insurance rates.

Here's some advice from the guy with a Master's Degree in street smarts, and making money. Spend less on DOPE, and you'll be able to afford your insurance! Retard.

Aren't the drugs supposed to make you happy? Isn't that why you're a drug addict? You must be the most negative drug addict on the planet. You have to be close to suicide. Just make sure you film it, and leave it for your "friends" at the Roth Army.

[Kristy]

Oh, that's right. You're doing so well with your education, that you can't afford a minor increase in your insurance rates.

Actually, my employer picks up the slack.


Here's some advice from the guy with a Master's Degree in street smarts, and making money. Spend less on DOPE, and you'll be able to afford your insurance! Retard.

I highly doubt you've ever been to grad school. Your pathetic grammar skills alone prove that. Maybe you attended DeVry..?


Aren't the drugs supposed to make you happy? Isn't that why you're a drug addict? You must be the most negative drug addict on the planet. You have to be close to suicide. Just make sure you film it, and leave it for your "friends" at the Roth Army.

Weed does not make one a "drug addict" Mr. University of Phoenix wannabe. For a one who claims to "make money" (by getting form your daddy) you have no argument skills much less logical ones. Maybe you did graduate in homoeroticism for a aging, balding rock star who can't sing for shit. What's the matter, Von? Did Walmart run out of lawn darts? Go work on your shitty dune buggy you fucking waste of human existence.

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[Kristy]

Von's "grad school":
http://i1274.photobucket.com/albums/y440/brust247/white%20trash/White-trash_zpscba8c56a.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Did Walmart run out of lawn darts?

I don't think anybody sells the good ones anymore, the ones with the pointy, heavy, metal tips. Kinda sucks.

[Von Halen]

You can lie to yourself Kris-ty, but you can't lie to us. We know weed isn't the only drug you're addicted to.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You can lie to yourself Kris-ty, but you can't lie to us. We know weed isn't the only drug you're addicted to.

love? carrot love....

[Kristy]

I don't think anybody sells the good ones anymore, the ones with the pointy, heavy, metal tips. Kinda sucks.

Scares me that you actually know about lawn darts.

[DONNIEP]

Scares me that you actually know about lawn darts.

We are not so different, you and I. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

[Kristy]

We are NOTHING alike.

[DONNIEP]

We are NOTHING alike.

Ah, probably not. I just really like that quote.

[Kristy]

...and drop that "American Dream" shit.

[DONNIEP]

...and drop that "American Dream" shit.

What's in it for me?

[Kristy]

Obama Socialism. What else?

[Satan]

No...no... it's AmeriCONE Dream!

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[DONNIEP]

Obama Socialism. What else?

Hey, if he starts giving out free malt liquor then I'm in.

[Kristy]

FREE everything!*







*unless you shop at Walmart.

[DONNIEP]

FREE everything!*







*unless you shop at Walmart.

Damn. Next you're gonna tell me I can't play lawn darts when we have your family over.

[Kristy]

Um, I have no family. I'm the last of my tribe.

[DONNIEP]

Um, I have no family. I'm the last of my tribe.

No shit?

[Kristy]

Yeah, no

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Why else would I be so bitter?


~Geesh~

[DONNIEP]

Well, you gotta turn that frown upside down!

[jacksmar]

Well, the first two are you...

Wednesday and Thursday are Krusty...

Friday is faruck...

Saturday is Cadouchebag...

And America has no joyous future...


:elvis:


tuesday features hillary rod Ham................again............and again................................and.......... .................

[Nitro Express]

A Rod of Ham?

[jacksmar]

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http://gulfnews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1346520!/image/2737274333.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_475/2737274333.jpg

http://gulfnews.com/news/world/usa/anti-islam-bus-ad-angers-muslims-christians-and-jewish-leaders-1.1346266

game on.................

[Nitro Express]

Um, I have no family. I'm the last of my tribe.

We can be your adopted family. A dysfunctional one.

[DONNIEP]

A Rod of Ham?

A Beef Stick?

[Nitro Express]

A Beef Stick?



Slip into a Slim Jim!

[jacksmar]

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Any more and I'd have to kill your F A T ugly ass.


so you killed jfk..............

[Satan]

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http://gulfnews.com/news/world/usa/anti-islam-bus-ad-angers-muslims-christians-and-jewish-leaders-1.1346266

game on.................

What game involves propaganda from a genocidal zionfascist batshit crazy murderous cunt?

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[DONNIEP]

What game involves propaganda from a genocidal zionfascist batshit crazy murderous cunt?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ux-pp2TnPP8/TcgdBqImqtI/AAAAAAAAAT0/3jAZQ9SOBpc/s1600/Batshit+-+Pam+Geller.jpg

I don't even want to know who that ugly bitch is.

[Von Halen]

Um, I have no family. I'm the last of my tribe.

Her family committed suicide, and she's responsible.

They didn't like being related to a drug addicted sociopath.

[Satan]

I don't even want to know who that ugly bitch is.

She's the genocidal zionfascist cunt who "paid" for that Islamophobic bus ad (with NuttyYahoo's checkbook)

[Nitro Express]

What game involves propaganda from a genocidal zionfascist batshit crazy murderous cunt?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ux-pp2TnPP8/TcgdBqImqtI/AAAAAAAAAT0/3jAZQ9SOBpc/s1600/Batshit+-+Pam+Geller.jpg

She's living on Chinese cock.

[DONNIEP]

She's the genocidal zionfascist cunt who "paid" for that Islamophobic bus ad (with NuttyYahoo's checkbook)

Gee, that's almost as bad as shooting and/or raping and then beheading people because they can't prove they're Muslims.

[jacksmar]

What game involves propaganda from a genocidal zionfascist batshit crazy murderous cunt?



FORD, pam geller? ...............really.............heh............. ..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141279/Rochdale-child-sex-trial-Police-hunt-40-suspects-promise-arrests.html

Asian grooming gang detectives hunt for FORTY more men who may have had sex with underage girls

Judge says gang preyed on five girls, aged between 13 and 15, partly because they were from different 'community and religion'

Former Labour MP Ann Cryer says gang were left to it because police feared being branded racist

Muslim leader warns that some British Pakistani men 'think that white teenage girls are worthless and can be abused without a second thought'

excerpt: However, the gang's ringleader yesterday branded the judge a 'racist b******' after he and eight other men were jailed.

The extraordinary outburst came after Judge Gerald Clinton accused the gang of targeting white girls because they were not part of their ‘community or religion’.

Yesterday senior politicians clashed over the case – with one former Labour MP claiming police and social workers ignored complaints because they were ‘petrified of being called racist’.

With experts on paedophilia insisting street grooming by Muslim men was a real problem, the judge made it clear he believed religion was a factor.

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pull your head out FORD, there's real shit happening that has real political and prejudiced outcomes.................................not political games.................