Happy Birthday America.

[cadaverdog]

Today is the birthday of the greatest nation in the world. I hope everyone here, including faggots, dykes, liberals, pot heads, conspiracy theorists and escaped mental patients has a wonderful day. Try not to blow off any body parts playing with explosives today. I'm going to get nice and baked and enjoy the fireworks display in my neighborhood and try to keep my dog from having a heart attack.

[Kristy]

Fuck off.

[vandeleur]

All the best colonies we miss you , but like the naughty child you have gone to fuck .
Think what you could have been :D

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[vandeleur]

:winkglasses:

[Kristy]

Limeys are still upset about that?

[vandeleur]

No not really , speaking for the whole nation we got over it.
:)

[DONNIEP]

All the best colonies we miss you , but like the naughty child you have gone to fuck .
Think what you could have been :D

11918

I will see your flag and raise you another!

http://s22.postimg.org/ymbw18fr5/nc_battle_flag.jpg

[vandeleur]

Toon Union flag

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[Anonymous]

God dammit, America should be British.

Or at least the South should've won the war.

ANYTHING would be better than the joke you guys are living in today. Damn Yanks fucked it all up.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

You gotta make it bigger!! Toon! Toon! Black and White!!!


http://s7.postimg.org/v8muftwl7/image.jpg

[Kristy]

God dammit, America should be British.

WHY!?

Who wants a life of bad teeth, annoying accents, shit food and crap weather?


(Unless you're Donnie)

[Kristy]

England does have those giant puffy clouds from time to time.


I do miss those.

Oh, and awesome candy that will kick your ass.

[Nickdfresh]

I will see your flag and raise you another!

http://s22.postimg.org/ymbw18fr5/nc_battle_flag.jpg

What does that stand for? National Sister-fucking Council?

[Anonymous]

WHY!?

Who wants a life of bad teeth, annoying accents, shit food and crap weather?


(Unless you're Donnie)

Well, if America was Brit, that wouldn't cause it to have bad weather. maybe. I guess they could install a rain machine, or some shit, but I doubt it.

I actually like British food. It's not gourmet or anything, but it's good for what it is. Decent meals.

The annoying accents... yeah. I have said many times, they don't speak English,. But you kinda get used to it after a while.

At any rate, it would have to be better than the shithole you're living in now. When I start complaining about my cuntry, I think about the US & say "Well, I guess it could be worse".

Cheers! :beers:

[Angel]

Today is the birthday of the greatest nation in the world.

Your 3 days late...Canada day was July 1st. ;)

Happy Independence Day 'Murica

[Nickdfresh]

Well, if America was Brit, that wouldn't cause it to have bad weather. maybe. I guess they could install a rain machine, or some shit, but I doubt it.

I actually like British food. It's not gourmet or anything, but it's good for what it is. Decent meals.

The annoying accents... yeah. I have said many times, they don't speak English,. But you kinda get used to it after a while.

At any rate, it would have to be better than the shithole you're living in now. When I start complaining about my cuntry, I think about the US & say "Well, I guess it could be worse".

Cheers! :beers:


If America was still Brit we wouldn't be the giant motherfucking superpower we are with 314 million people...

And dude, you're living in the third world asshole of Europe established by fascist asshats. If America was independent of Britain, WWII might have turned out very differently or the Soviets would control Western Europe. You're welcome, you ungrateful little bitter cunt. I want my fucking Marshall Plan back from Portuagirls!!!..

[Kristy]

Your 3 days late...Canada day was July 1st. ;)

Happy Independence Day 'Murica

No one gives a fuck about Canada.

[Angel]

No one gives a fuck about Canada.
But you sure give a fuck about our oil, uranium and hockey players.

Fuck off Krusty Kunt!

[Anonymous]

If America was still Brit we wouldn't be the giant motherfucking superpower we are with 314 million people...

And dude, you're living in the third world asshole of Europe established by fascist asshats. If America was independent of Britain, WWII might have turned out very differently or the Soviets would control Western Europe. You're welcome, you ungrateful little bitter cunt. I want my fucking Marshall Plan back from Portuagirls!!!..

Hahahahaha, what the fuck? Are you completely delusional? YOU haven't done shit. You spend your days arguing with people on the internet.

Dude, get over yourself. So, half a dozen other losers like you find your opinions important. Sorry to break it to you, but noone else gives a shit what you think.

What, you actually believe that people read your posts & then they change their ways?

Nicky boy, making the world a better place one post at a time. Things aren't that easy. There's this thing called "real world", where billions of people go about their lives completely unaware of you & yet, amazingly, they manage to survive.

"MY Marshall Plan"... :lol: Yes, you were instrumental on that shit. Shall *I* give YOU all the money back? Check's in the mail, I posted it Wednesday. Might take a little time to arrive all the way from Earth at your particular galaxy.

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

But you sure give a fuck about our oil, uranium and hockey players.

Fuck off Krusty Kunt!

No, not really.

Go back to butchering the French language, frozen hillbilly.

[Angel]

No, not really.

Go back to butchering the French language, frozen hillbilly.
I don't speak French, so yes
..I do butcher it. I wish I was frozen...it's too fucking hot. Hillbilly? Naw...I come from mountains, not fucking hills...http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/05/bu9ejasa.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Hahahahaha, what the fuck? Are you completely delusional? YOU haven't done shit. You spend your days arguing with people on the internet.

Um, no I don't dipshit. I haven't even been here hardly in like weeks. And I don't argue anywhere else.


Dude, get over yourself. So, half a dozen other losers like you find your opinions important. Sorry to break it to you, but noone else gives a shit what you think.

LOL Look in the mirror, cockbag. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of my opinions. No one has to read them...


What, you actually believe that people read your posts & then they change their ways?

No, nor do I give a fuck...


Nicky boy, making the world a better place one post at a time. Things aren't that easy. There's this thing called "real world", where billions of people go about their lives completely unaware of you & yet, amazingly, they manage to survive.

I don't know how they do it, though!


"MY Marshall Plan"... :lol: Yes, you were instrumental on that shit. Shall *I* give YOU all the money back? Check's in the mail, I posted it Wednesday. Might take a little time to arrive all the way from Earth at your particular galaxy.

Cheers! :beers:

Go suck a dick, you fucking hypocritical crybaby!

[cadaverdog]

The multi quote attack has made a comeback. Is it still as potent as it once was? Only time will tell. Stay tuned.

[Anonymous]

The multi quote attack has made a comeback. Is it still as potent as it once was? Only time will tell. Stay tuned.

Hahahahaha, he's really an angry lil' manchild, isn't he? :lol:

Look at all the venom in that post! One is astounded at the tolerance displayed within!

I openly question the need to have as a Super Moderator someone who only drops in once every fortnight & that to insult members.

Was Sesh drunk at the time? Don't answer that. Did he blow Von to get the job? Probably.

But anyone with two brain cells would be smart enough to realize he doesn't contribute anything other than violent diatribes against anyone whose opinion differs from his.

We all make mistakes, but some of us are Man enough to acknowledge & correct them. :)

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Go suck a dick, you fucking hypocritical crybaby!

I really shouldn't, but I have to highlight the brilliance of this comeback & how it perfectly pertains to the sarcastic sentence it purports to refute.

Such wit, such brilliance. A true wordsmith, a master in his own element!

Cheers! :beers:

[Nickdfresh]

I really shouldn't, but I have to highlight the brilliance of this comeback & how it perfectly pertains to the sarcastic sentence it purports to refute.

Such wit, such brilliance. A true wordsmith, a master in his own element!

Cheers! :beers:

Sorry, I just didn't feel like wasting my time on a pudgy little uneducated Portuguese fuckwit that roles around a mat with sweaty men...

[ashstralia]

Wow! Is that where you live, Angel?

That's astounding. Our place is hilly like that, but more of a caldera. So there's a central 500 million year old volcanic plug, then central waves of hills radiating out to the sea east, and north south west for hundreds of kms.

The trees are ancient red cedar, strangling figs, and gums though. Not the birches and pines you have..
Down south in the highland snow fields we have them also. You'd love Tasmania, or should I more correctly say Van Diemen's land. :yo:

[Anonymous]

Sorry, I just didn't feel like wasting my time on a pudgy little uneducated Portuguese fuckwit that roles around a mat with sweaty men...

You don't feel like it, but you do. Come clean, you LOVE it when I acknowledge you.

I turn you on, don't I? And that makes you all angry & confused. It's ok, those feelings are natural, you don't have to be ashamed.

But now I must bid you adieu, I really have better things to do than arguing with a frustrated, angry man suffering from middle age crisis on the internet. Like staring at the walls, that's a whole lot better than talking to you.

I do expect a multi-quote attack dissecting this post & instructing me to do the things you WANT to do, but can't seem to muster the courage to do it. :love0023:

TTFN, Ta Ta For Now!

Cheers! :beers:

[Angel]

Wow! Is that where you live, Angel?
:yo:

It's where I grew up. Now, I live on the prairies. Miss my mountains. That pic was taken from the top of Sulphur mountain in Banff. You'd love it...there's more Australians than Canadians living there now, lol.

It is a beautiful place though. Here's the town in the valley:.http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/05/ga4a7y9u.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/05/a3ypanyp.jpg

[vandeleur]

The place does look gorgeous angel

[ashstralia]

I know! It's like we swap every 6 months. You get Aussie surfers keen on snowboarding, and we get the Canadian snowboarders keen on surfing.

But there's always sushi chefs.......

:D

[Kristy]

Wow! Is that where you live, Angel?

A Canadian shithole. Apart from Lake Moraine (which is quite breathtaking and I will return there again) the Canadian Rockies pretty much suck.

[Angel]

A Canadian shithole. Apart from Lake Moraine (which is quite breathtaking and I will return there again) the Canadian Rockies pretty much suck.
It's called Moraine Lake, you dumb hillbilly. I suggest Peyto Lake. Better yet, go on a rafting trip...I suggest Athabasca. Make sure to hit the falls..

[Kristy]

Same diffy, you frozen hillbilly.

[ashstralia]

Nah, you just got owned k. ;)

[Kristy]

Afraid not, you marsupial molester.

[ashstralia]

Hehe... I would've gone the monotreme angle... :)

[Kristy]

This might help - it even applies to kangaroo porn:
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[Kristy]

This might help - it even applies to kangaroo porn:

How To Stop Masturbating from Ritchie720 on Vimeo.

[ashstralia]

Really, your insult is like saying 'you're a tree!' Because trees are unique to my neighbourhood. Geezus. :08S:

[Nitro Express]

It's where I grew up. Now, I live on the prairies. Miss my mountains. That pic was taken from the top of Sulphur mountain in Banff. You'd love it...there's more Australians than Canadians living there now, lol.

It is a beautiful place though. Here's the town in the valley:.http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/05/ga4a7y9u.jpg

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/05/a3ypanyp.jpg

It doesn't look too different than my neck of the woods. How are the mosquitos in June?

[Nitro Express]

But you sure give a fuck about our oil, uranium and hockey players.

Fuck off Krusty Kunt!

We want to oil Canadian hockey players and fuck them with uranium? Sounds kinky. Where do I sign up?

[Angel]

It doesn't look too different than my neck of the woods. How are the mosquitos in June?
Depends how much rain there is...but pretty bad. Worse here on the prairies though. At least, when it rains all fucking month!

[Nitro Express]

God dammit, America should be British.

Or at least the South should've won the war.

ANYTHING would be better than the joke you guys are living in today. Damn Yanks fucked it all up.

Cheers! :beers:

No. The damn jewish bankers fucked it up. We blew it after WWII. We should have went after the Rothschilds and their crony chums. That would have fixed things. No instead we let the hypocrites set up Israel and now we all are being fucked by dual citizens. Just ask the Ukraine. Isn't that right Victoria Nuland?

[Nitro Express]

Depends how much rain there is...but pretty bad. Worse here on the prairies though. At least, when it rains all fucking month!

I can't complain about the weather here. It's pretty normal.

[DONNIEP]

What does that stand for? National Sister-fucking Council?

It depends. What's your sister look like?

[Nitro Express]

It depends. What's your sister look like?

It also depends if you are man enough to get it up.

[cadaverdog]

It depends. What's your sister look like?
Let it go Donnie. There's just some people that like being pissed off all the time. Fuck that asshole. Not literally though. You might get a splinter from the stick he has jammed in there.

[cadaverdog]

We want to oil Canadian hockey players and fuck them with uranium? Sounds kinky. Where do I sign up?
You don't oil the hockey players. You oil the uranium then stick it up their poop chutes. That's why the were those bulky padded pants all the time when they're playing whack the frozen black thing with a stick game. They all have sore butts.

[Nickdfresh]

You don't feel like it, but you do. Come clean, you LOVE it when I acknowledge you.

I turn you on, don't I? And that makes you all angry & confused. It's ok, those feelings are natural, you don't have to be ashamed.

But now I must bid you adieu, I really have better things to do than arguing with a frustrated, angry man suffering from middle age crisis on the internet. Like staring at the walls, that's a whole lot better than talking to you.

I do expect a multi-quote attack dissecting this post & instructing me to do the things you WANT to do, but can't seem to muster the courage to do it. :love0023:

TTFN, Ta Ta For Now!

Cheers! :beers:

Thanks Dr. Freud! You really nailed it there!
http://imgs.littlewhitelies.co.uk/uploads/2012/10/rocky-horror-picture-show.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

No. The damn jewish bankers fucked it up. We blew it after WWII. We should have went after the Rothschilds and their crony chums. That would have fixed things. No instead we let the hypocrites set up Israel and now we all are being fucked by dual citizens. Just ask the Ukraine. Isn't that right Victoria Nuland?

ZEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

It depends. What's your sister look like?

Both are a tad long in the tooth...

[DONNIEP]

Both are a tad long in the tooth...

Well hell man, I ain't getting any younger either!