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jacksmar
07-14-2014, 10:04 AM
http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/how-redneck-are-you/1zi7g1/

29% --- i thought i would be MUCH higher............;)

Nitro Express
07-14-2014, 12:47 PM
I'm 80% Wooooooooo! What hurt my score is I don't dip Skoal.

Anonymous
07-14-2014, 01:16 PM
Ha! 83%, Praise the motherfuckin' South.

Of course, I had to give a bit of leeway, such as counting my Claymore display as a gun rack, or passing my one pair of camo cargo shorts as a collection of camo clothes, but hey... it's what's in the heart that counts.

If I had a shotgun, I'd be in my backyard right now, shootin' & a-hollerin' to celebrate. If I had a backyard.

And Jackie, according to your link, you're 68%. Don't tell me you're ashamed!?

Cheers! :beers:

jacksmar
07-14-2014, 02:09 PM
I saw that too. I think the guy that referred me to this link had his score cached.
I don't wear cammo, don't have a gun rack, don't dip, i live on the beach, i don't have a backyard, no rinds, NASCAR isn't a sport, and my two girl friends wear silver and tan nude.

I really thought I'd be much higher. I drink wine, i like brie, i like beef bourguignon, homemade Italian pasta, and F1.

hmmmmmmmm.............

ELVIS
07-14-2014, 02:16 PM
I guess I'm too redneck because I'm not about to answer stupid internet questions...

jacksmar
07-14-2014, 02:17 PM
pretty funny e.....

ELVIS
07-14-2014, 02:29 PM
My goal in life is to jump through the least amount of hoops as possible...;)

Nitro Express
07-14-2014, 04:27 PM
Ha! 83%, Praise the motherfuckin' South.

Of course, I had to give a bit of leeway, such as counting my Claymore display as a gun rack, or passing my one pair of camo cargo shorts as a collection of camo clothes, but hey... it's what's in the heart that counts.

If I had a shotgun, I'd be in my backyard right now, shootin' & a-hollerin' to celebrate. If I had a backyard.

And Jackie, according to your link, you're 68%. Don't tell me you're ashamed!?

Cheers! :beers:



I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!

DONNIEP
07-14-2014, 04:37 PM
I beat all you sumbitches - I'm 85% Redneck! And hell yes NASCAR is a sport and Dale Jr is gonna win this sumbitch this year and Jimmie Johnson is a F A G!

Kristy
07-14-2014, 07:24 PM
I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!

She shoots like a girl.

Nitro Express
07-14-2014, 07:33 PM
She is a girl. Women by the way shoot better than men.

Nitro Express
07-14-2014, 07:35 PM
I beat all you sumbitches - I'm 85% Redneck! And hell yes NASCAR is a sport and Dale Jr is gonna win this sumbitch this year and Jimmie Johnson is a F A G!

Dipping Skoal are you? Shit. I didn't touch the stuff when I played baseball. Beechnut plug was where it was at. Better than Redman and boy could you spit!

Kristy
07-14-2014, 07:42 PM
She is a girl. Women by the way shoot better than men.

She's a dumbass. She shoots like an amateur.

Nitro Express
07-14-2014, 08:47 PM
She does ok. She kept the muzzle down pretty good.

DONNIEP
07-14-2014, 08:53 PM
Dipping Skoal are you? Shit. I didn't touch the stuff when I played baseball. Beechnut plug was where it was at. Better than Redman and boy could you spit!

I don't dip. But just about everybody around here does. Now, I did dip Skoal Bandits when they came out - I think I was in 6th grade. Our teacher used to let us dip during recess, lol. Times sure have changed...

Anonymous
07-15-2014, 07:00 AM
She shoots like a girl.

You're just mad because you scored over 90%.

Awww,our lil' Kristy is a redneck... I'm so proud!

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
07-15-2014, 07:02 AM
I wish this was in my backyard. Wooooooooo!

The frustrated, utterly unbonkanble lesbians that pass themselves as women's rights activists may take offence at you referring to that woman as a "this".

Cheers! :beers:

Anonymous
07-15-2014, 07:03 AM
I guess I'm too redneck because I'm not about to answer stupid internet questions...

Why not?

Cheers! :beers:

ZahZoo
07-17-2014, 11:15 AM
72%... we use a gun safe not a rack...

I hate dip... both my sons used to sneak that shit when they were teens and then spill dip cups and stain our carpet!!