Sesh and Von

[WARF]

I got an announcement to make....

Nothing has been written in stone....

I've been working the past few days to reunite the original webmasters, mods and key players of the the original Roth Army.

I will keep you all updated, I think it's important to remember those who served us all...

I'm not gonna drop names, but I have been talking to many key players who have established this site....

My goal is to reunite the original mods and staff (including you to celebrate this awesome site Sarge created)

Whatever happened over the past couple years is water under the bridge....

I have been working day and night to try and reunite the people who made this place....

EVERYONE.... it want us all to celebrate and remember the vision sarge set many years ago......

I know... you've worked hard sesh... things have changed.... but i know you have tried your best to keep the original style of this intact and i commend you....

I'm not gonna drop names but I will have a "set date"....

I think you will be surprised who shows up.....

I'd like us all to really have one day where all of us show up and chat and salute those who made this place special... and put all differences aside for one day....

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi WARF Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!

[WARF]

To show my sincerity, I will give flappo all of my pictures to popgear.... if this is a troll of anything I have stated above to be inaccurate... I hereby give sesh permission to allow disgusting, vile amd full creative control to disgrace and insult me..... I will give flappo pics of my dead relatives and let him put pics of myself in sexual situations with dead members of my family......

Who knows i may even enjoy this uh uh uh uh uh uh u uuhhu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu

Let's make this right or make me cringe forevermore...... we can even put jhale's songs about me on the front page with the vintage eminem hairdo.... lol

If I am insincere, i will pay to go to lounge's bar and let the locals throw tomatoes at me lol

I will even let you wait for me to catch "cato's" high score in frogger in the roth army arcade and erase it lol

whaddya say?!?!!?!?!?!?

[Nitro Express]

I don't want to see your cut up private parts WARF.

[Angel]

No water under that bridge....burned it.

[Von Halen]

WARF,

Is there any way you could set this up on Skype, so we can have a virtual circle jerk?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:405:

[DONNIEP]

WARF,

Is there any way you could set this up on Skype, so we can have a virtual circle jerk?

I'm in!!

[Anonymous]

:405:

I just realized I kinda miss her!

Shocking, I know. But I do!

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

I just realized I kinda miss her!

Shocking, I know. But I do!

Cheers! :beers:

I'm sure that will wear off after 7 posts of "everybody be nice to each other"..

[Anonymous]

I'm sure that will wear off after 7 posts of "everybody be nice to each other"..

You're probably right.

But we HAVE been nice to each other, haven't we?

This site's so friendly now, why it almost makes me want to cry manly tears.

Well, except when a certain orange guy pops up & immediately starts calling everyone a retard over the most retarded subjects.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Eh .... I love this revionist version of the army ....
You all LOVED her .


:D

[vandeleur]

Think i spelt revisionist wrong,

Doesn't matter I will deny it later in a different thread


ha ha

[Anonymous]

Eh .... I love this revionist version of the army ....
You all LOVED her .


:D

Shhhhh, don't let the pussy, I mean, cat out of the bag.

Woah, I just came up with a new pick-up line. "Hey baby, you're cuter than a bag of pussies."

I'm gonna try it on Kristy, maybe I'll get some cleavage.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Shhhhh, don't let the pussy, I mean, cat out of the bag.

Woah, I just came up with a new pick-up line. "Hey baby, you're cuter than a bag of pussies."

I'm gonna try it on Kristy, maybe I'll get some cleavage.

Cheers! :beers:


Chloroform mate , try that on kristy :)

[DONNIEP]

This thread sucks!

[Anonymous]

Chloroform mate , try that on kristy :)

Nah, that would probably take some of the fight out of her.

What fun would that be?

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

http://s14.postimg.org/shoxkjx8x/02849e8d478b2ca03e5cddba225a22e8.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Now it's better.

[vandeleur]

Ooooh now am listening

[Anonymous]

http://s14.postimg.org/shoxkjx8x/02849e8d478b2ca03e5cddba225a22e8.jpg

I think my face might fit in there.

I'm willing to try. And if at first, I don't succeed, I'll try & try again.

Imagine going to Walmart, doing the 5150, with that on your face.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Ooooh now am listening

http://s3.postimg.org/nrawg92gz/4663698_hot_naked_blonde_chicks.jpg

[Nitro Express]

Cruves and big nips! This thread is getting better.

[Anonymous]

http://s3.postimg.org/nrawg92gz/4663698_hot_naked_blonde_chicks.jpg

One pepperoni pizza... TO GO!

Extra milk, please.

Cheers ! :beers:

[Nitro Express]

I would stick my face in those.

[Nitro Express]

Hell I would wear her panties on my head.

[vandeleur]

Yowza

[DONNIEP]

Hell I would wear her panties on my head.

I'd suck em dry!

[vandeleur]

Why oh why can't we live in peace and just post pics of naked poon :)

[Anonymous]

http://s3.postimg.org/nrawg92gz/4663698_hot_naked_blonde_chicks.jpg

You know, if more women were this well endowed, there'd be less wars.

She's just perfect. Enough meat to keep a man entertained & comfortable, but no so much you have to build a barn for her.

And if you pay attention, you can see a neatly trimmed bush.

That's all I ask from life... not too much of one thing & not too much of another. Straight down the middle, that's the way to go.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Why oh why can't we live in peace and just post pics of naked poon :)

Peace sucks! Let's fight!!

http://s28.postimg.org/ek6xph9q5/tumblr_mgxs7w6gs_C1rif2suo1_250.jpg

[vandeleur]

Ok Eddie hitler but can we fight and have nudey pics :D

[DONNIEP]

Ok Eddie hitler but can we fight and have nudey pics :D

Yes! So go to hell and post up some poontang!! :lmao:

[Nitro Express]

http://s3.postimg.org/nrawg92gz/4663698_hot_naked_blonde_chicks.jpg

What is she sitting on? A bean bag. Hey honey. Over here. I have a bag you can sit on!

[Nitro Express]

Op is obviously drunk , how terrible , what a slight on humanity . Personally I abhor alcohol. Unless it's mixed with tonic.

Show your titties or go bake some cookies.

[vandeleur]

What is she sitting on? A bean bag. Hey honey. Over here. I have a bag you can sit on!

Jeez there is a background :)

[DONNIEP]

http://s28.postimg.org/po234xb0d/03_zpsbca749e4.jpg

[Nitro Express]

http://s28.postimg.org/po234xb0d/03_zpsbca749e4.jpg

I would lick her up the middle. What a wonderful visual to leave on. I'm off! Off into the sunset I go!

[vandeleur]

She is very nice but am checking the background for nudger shadow , your a fox dp I know your tricks

[DONNIEP]

She is very nice but am checking the background for nudger shadow , your a fox dp I know your tricks

I do believe you're implying something...I can't quite put my finger on it but I know you are.

[vandeleur]

I don't know what you mean , but if she can make a sun dial I don't wanna know :)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i love the nudger shadow comment..

[DONNIEP]

I don't know what you mean , but if she can make a sun dial I don't wanna know :)

Nice legs on that chick too.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://i.imgur.com/pKc1j3q.gif

[DONNIEP]

http://i.imgur.com/pKc1j3q.gif

Mmmm...Asian goodness...

[Anonymous]

I would lick her up the middle. What a wonderful visual to leave on. I'm off! Off into the sunset I go!

You may not have noticed, but check out her panties.

Notice they extend a little? Yep, she's packing.

Well, you said you would, now you gotta do it. You have to lick her balls.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

You may not have noticed, but check out her panties.

Notice they extend a little? Yep, she's packing.

Well, you said you would, now you gotta do it. You have to lick her balls.

Cheers! :beers:

Can't sneak one past the Trannie Master!

[vandeleur]

I knew it , your both in cahoots to trick clean living gentle folk to the dark side :)

[Anonymous]

Can't sneak one past the Trannie Master!

I have trained thoroughly with an Ancient Master, in a Himalayan Temple for 7 years & nights.

He has taught me the falsehood of the "things are not always what they seem".

Things ARE always what they seem. You just have to look at 'em right.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Was it yogi hiddennudger ??

[vandeleur]

Hold on 7 years and 7 nights :biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

Hold on 7 years and 7 nights :biggrin:

Izzy can neither read nor write. But he can spot a Trannie. Maybe it's time to bring back everyone's favorite interwebz game - Spot The Trannie!

[Anonymous]

I knew it , your both in cahoots to trick clean living gentle folk to the dark side :)

Well, I haven't tried it, but those who did claim it's like being reborn. You should try it & let us know if that's true.

Look, we all know that curiosity will get the better of you eventually. What do you prefer, use a gloryhole at a truck stop, or try one of Donnie's Dolls™©®?

Remember, trannies don't count, so you won't be gay afterwards.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Get ye behind me , trannie finder general .




Actual that's probably not the best idea :D

[Anonymous]

Izzy can neither read nor write. But he can spot a Trannie. Maybe it's time to bring back everyone's favorite interwebz game - Spot The Trannie!

Here it is...

SPOT THE TRANNY!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxbDqnxubDc

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

What do you prefer, use a gloryhole at a truck stop, or try one of Donnie's Dolls™©®?

If they made one that looked like Miley I would wear it out in one evening.

[DONNIEP]

Here it is...

SPOT THE TRANNY!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxbDqnxubDc

Cheers! :beers:

If this is what I think it is you might as well put up the link to the entire video, lol

[DONNIEP]

Yep, it's the one, hahahahahah

[vandeleur]

Ok these dolls are they ones he owns or of Donnie , cos one is gross and one is to fucking weird :D

[DONNIEP]

Ok these dolls are they ones he owns or of Donnie , cos one is gross and one is to fucking weird :D

Just wait until you watch the whole video.

[Anonymous]

Get ye behind me , trannie finder general .




Actual that's probably not the best idea :D

If there's anybody that's safe to have behind you, it's me.

I have absolutely no interest in the male body whatsoever. Or are you trying to tell me you have a girlie ass?

Now, SPOT THE TRANNY!

http://s17.postimg.org/z4zaqlf27/Vanity_Adult_Video_News_Awards_Show_7_TLlh_Ce_Mof7 l.jpg

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

I can't spot the tranny, but I will take the slightly frumping looking blonde in the yellow dress.

[Anonymous]

If they made one that looked like Miley I would wear it out in one evening.

How about one with Miley's harecuttt?

http://s8.postimg.org/51807hmt1/Bpi_PSWi_CEAE_k_Lj.jpg

http://s8.postimg.org/fckd05eid/Bpi_Vb_XAIYAANjll.jpg

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Well duh, like it's even a question.

[vandeleur]

Nope nope na nada , only frontal shots please ... Tricky barstardos

[Anonymous]

Ok these dolls are they ones he owns or of Donnie , cos one is gross and one is to fucking weird :D

Dude, you gotta be fucking me. Kate Frost is a GODDESS.

http://s4.postimg.org/qm7fg9hzx/image.jpg

Hell, she's $1,000 for one hour (http://bookkatefrost.com/meet.htm). You can't even afford this fine example of womanhood.

As for the other lady in the video?

http://s4.postimg.org/kzb2isfh9/image.jpg

You've had worse. Much, much worse. Admit it.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Just wait until you watch the whole video.

Click here (http://www.xvideos.com/video995875/shemale_barbie_and_kate_frost), Vandy.

You will never be the same again... :lol:

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Mate you would be shocked at what I can afford , it's the internet I can say I can afford anything :)

And as for much worse , yeah you got me there . Big time :D

[vandeleur]

Click here (http://www.xvideos.com/video995875/shemale_barbie_and_kate_frost), Vandy.

You will never be the same again... :lol:




Cheers! :beers:


I watched ,your right I will never be the same again , so these penis enlarge pills along the bottom work Then ??

[Anonymous]

I watched ,your right I will never be the same again , so these penis enlarge pills along the bottom work Then ??

What penis enlarge pills? Did you run into an ad? I thought xvideos was clean.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Something along the bottom , just below her nudger was an add you may have missed it :)

[Anonymous]

Mate you would be shocked at what I can afford , it's the internet I can say I can afford anything :)

Yeah, but I'll call you a liar. :D


And as for much worse , yeah you got me there . Big time :D

:biggrin:

You WILL cross over to the Dark Side, Vandy. It's time you explore yourself... or you can let Kalena here do the exploring for you. :lol:

http://s18.postimg.org/69w91h489/Bc_Ml_ETCCMAAl9f_E.jpg

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Something along the bottom , just below her nudger was an add you may have missed it :)

Oh, I see what you're saying. Sorry, I didn't watch the video.

I'm not into this kind of stuff. :)

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

http://s30.postimg.org/b78e70d8h/12_zps018fd120.jpg

[Anonymous]

http://s30.postimg.org/b78e70d8h/12_zps018fd120.jpg

Well, that's... that's quite a big bed.

I bet you could roll around in it & not fall off.

Cheers! :beers:

[Nitro Express]

You may not have noticed, but check out her panties.

Notice they extend a little? Yep, she's packing.

Well, you said you would, now you gotta do it. You have to lick her balls.

Cheers! :beers:

Damn! I thought it was camel toe. Nothing worse than expecting oysters and you end up getting wieners and nuts.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

roll roll roll in the hay

[Nitro Express]

Well, that's... that's quite a big bed.

I bet you could roll around in it & not fall off.

Cheers! :beers:

The wall is also padded so when you drive her hard she ain't banging her head into the wall.

[DONNIEP]

The wall is also padded so when you drive her hard she ain't banging her head into the wall.

Or vice versa. Seein as how that's a dude... :biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Or vice versa. Seein as how that's a dude... :biggrin:

A tranny is NOT a dude.

You should know that by now, Donnie.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Damn! I thought it was camel toe. Nothing worse than expecting oysters and you end up getting wieners and nuts.

That's ok, Nitro. Just watch the video & everything will be alright.

Cheers: :beers:

[Nitro Express]

Or vice versa. Seein as how that's a dude... :biggrin:

Them moose must drive hard. The fucking bed is as big as a 747 hangar and it's padded like a cell at Bellevue.

[Nitro Express]

That's ok, Nitro. Just watch the video & everything will be alright.

Cheers: :beers:

No it's not alright. I was the boyfriend. I thought she was using a strap-on.

[Anonymous]

S******? S******ing is banned!!

I'll s****** all I want, goddammit! Let them TRY to ban me. I'll suicide bomb this website & I'll s****** my arse off amongst its ashes.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Is kike, spic, retard or chink banned yet ??

They better ban every cracka & honkey in this place.

Or at least every single American cracka & honkey. Those "people" have absolutely no rights at all 'coz their great-great-great-great-great grandfathers enslaved blacks some 300 years ago.

Cheers! :beers:

[Sum Ting Wong]

Is kike, spic, retard or chink banned yet ??

I offendred! Fukk yoo! Razy rambaraya eater!

[Anonymous]

AN ILL EAGLE! IN THIS THREAD!

Quick, smoke 'im out. Get the shotguns ready. We have to take this varmint out 'afore he ree-produces.

Cheers! :beers:

[Sum Ting Wong]

It okey dokey. I irregar, but no brown. AZN smat, get to stay! Brown peeple razy!

[Anonymous]

It okey dokey. I irregar, but no brown. AZN smat, get to stay! Brown peeple razy!

I don't care what colour you are. My prejudice is colour blind.

You have 15 minutes to trim that hedge, pressure wash the house, clean the pool, mow the lawn & wash the car.

If you do it right, we'll let you live.

Now, GIT!

Cheers! :beers:

[Sum Ting Wong]

I no rike yu.

[Von Halen]

You have 15 minutes to trim that hedge, pressure wash the house, clean the pool, mow the lawn & wash the car.



Is that from "Gran Torino"?

[Sum Ting Wong]

Dat all brown peeple work. No do dat. Yu want stlay cat turn into din din, I yur guy!

[Anonymous]

Is that from "Gran Torino"?

Nope. It's just how I, as an outsider, perceive American treatment of illegal immigrants. :D

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Nope. It's just how I, as an outsider, perceive American treatment of illegal immigrants. :D

Cheers! :beers:

Oh no, that's now how it is at all. Now we're sheltering them by the gazillions, giving them free food, free medical care and some idiots want them to have legal representation. I don't know why we don't just give em their own state, say some place like....Washington.

[ZahZoo]

I do not approve of this thread... it's a troll.

[DONNIEP]

Who even knows what it was supposed to be about anymore?

[ZahZoo]

I don't think any of the old staff are really all that interested in giving Warf a reach around for old time's sake...

Y'all should keep the Trannie talk in the proper forum... Show some decorum and class!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

. Show some decorum and class!!

:wtf:

[Anonymous]

Oh no, that's now how it is at all. Now we're sheltering them by the gazillions, giving them free food, free medical care and some idiots want them to have legal representation. I don't know why we don't just give em their own state, say some place like....Washington.

You mean that, when I go visit you, if for some misfortune I, say, get lost, I'll get food, medical care AND a lawyer so I can sue the fuck out of every major corporation in that shithole of a cuntry & all for FREE?

Dude. We gotta have a talk about where it's more convenient for me to somehow get lost & end up staying there.

Does all that work in Hawaii? 'Coz I could get me a sweet bachelor pad there. Then I'd be able to go to The South whenever I wanted & you could go to Hawaii whenever you wanted. And we could both go visit Zahzoo in the mountains whenever we wanted, too.

We gotta come up with a plan.

Cheers! :beers:

[ZahZoo]

Hawaii is a tough one... if you arrive by air they make you fill out forms and present ID for citizenship... plus you have to swear you ain't bringing in any fruit or live plants. They are hard-asses over contraband bananas and shit...

20 years ago today I was in Wailea on Maui marrying the most wonderful woman in the world...

http://cache.marriott.com/propertyimages/h/hnmmc/phototour/hnmmc_phototour02.jpg?Log=1

[Nitro Express]

Paperwork? Questions? I can remember going to Hawaii when I was a little pip squeak. 1971 probably. They still had the Hawaiian girls on the tarmac hanging leis and kisses on you. The leis were real flowers too. Man. I ran around them because I didn't want to get kissed.

[ZahZoo]

It's an innovative culture that found a proper usage of coconut shells...

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs15/i/2007/109/6/a/hawaiian_hula_dancers_2_by_thetomatohead.jpg

[WARF]

WARF,

Is there any way you could set this up on Skype, so we can have a virtual circle jerk?

HA! HA!

Stay tuned guys.... there is gonna be some surprise visitors in the upcoming days.....

Only the legends.... and when I say legends I am talking about people who registered before 2004......

[WARF]

Why is flappo already banned again? How are we supposed to bring back the original lineup if we ban the original lineup???

[WARF]

I find it rather ironic all the people who were the diehard DEFENDERS of the Roth Army have all left the Roth Army for another message board....

But original mods such as flappo are BANNED.... for wanting to contribute......

BRING BACK FLAPPO!!! And I will bring back the rest of the traffic.....

[Seshmeister]

Why is flappo already banned again? How are we supposed to bring back the original lineup if we ban the original lineup???

I know you were drinking a lot last year but I unbanned him and then he forced me to temp ban him I unbanned him again and then had to ban him that same day.

To be honest anyone else would have banned you again too. :D

[ELVIS]

You should ban everybody...

[WARF]

I know you were drinking a lot last year but I unbanned him and then he forced me to temp ban him I unbanned him again and then had to ban him that same day.

To be honest anyone else would have banned you again too. :D

No, George Dawes.... why was flappo banned a couple days ago?

[Seshmeister]

No, George Dawes.... why was flappo banned a couple days ago?

I don't understand the question.

[WARF]

George Dawes is flappo, and George Dawes was banned.... why?

[twonabomber]

...........

[WARF]

Sesh, your lap dog retracted his post what did he say?

All the good posters of this place left ten years ago lol

It's like the owners of Burger King who rebelled against mcdonalds have come back to claim it....

But you still have no idea how to make a Big Mac...

Sarge was the ONLY person to lead this place...

Might as well close it... Lol

[WARF]

Bring back DDLR.com since this is embarrassing to sarge's legacy....

[WARF]

You didn't support the fags who ruined this place...

And they all QUIT for TCR... Except FORD and nickdfresh super modded because of their post count...

The same fags who cried about being popgear'd were popgearing Steve Savicki everyday... When it happened to them they didn't like it lol

When the tides turned and sarge shitcanned them as they deserved they went to TCR!! LOL

The diehards of this site all cried and pissed their panties and left....

Sesh, bring back flappo and let's have fun again....

The people you didn't support quit and the people who still wanna post like flappo have been banned...

Bring back flappo, freedom of speech and most importantly traffic...

I have faith u will restore it.... But so far it's a DEAD site....

Bring back flappo and I will bring back the originals...

Let's restore this place and give it life!!!

Lets do it Sesh!!!!

[ELVIS]

I have no faith in that...

I'm out of here anyway, for good...

My broadband contract is up in less than 30 days and that's it for me...

My wife and I are selling our property, relocating and basically staying offline for good...


:killer:

[WARF]

Anyways, don't take me too seriously...

I honestly still care about this place....

[ELVIS]

I do to an extent...

It's nice to have a place to post...

But it's just mainly turned into a bunch, err, a few people just stroking each other and sucking off the corrupt system...

With blinders on...

[WARF]

Harcuttt, this place is like an ex girlfriend you used to love...

Except she's dying from AIDS from all the dick she collected while on disability...

I digress....

Being back flappo and classic hitch1969....

Let's bring back attitude and the days of members were kewl...

People will show up at your house and kick your ass...

Trust me fellas ... I am the truth... The liars have all left...

The truth will prevail... Donnie, izzy , ZahZoo all know the truth...

And I have been vilified because of jealousy...

With the exception of a casket being rolled out where is THE CLIQUE???

Show me the diehards!!!

Where do they mod?!?!

Where does their loyalty lie?!?!

Lol

[ELVIS]

It's not the same place, dude...

[I8OU812]

I've only been back a week or so after being gone for a decade - is that the "pink elephant" in the room, that this site feels like a mausoleum? Why ban people if filling the ranks seems to be a pressing need? To have chiefs, one must have indians.

[ashstralia]

I have no faith in that...

I'm out of here anyway, for good...

My broadband contract is up in less than 30 days and that's it for me...

My wife and I are selling our property, relocating and basically staying offline for good...


:killer:

Translation: The parents of my big fat arranged wedding are getting the shits with me being online 24/7. The fundy Xtian stuff they're ok with. But they're pulling the plug, because I'm so awesome at my job all the carwashes work flawlessly and I've made myself redundant.

;)

[twonabomber]

I honestly still care about this place....


... a site nobody gives a fuck about lol


Which one is it?

[twonabomber]

Sesh, your lap dog retracted his post what did he say?


Probably another post that made reference to your success in running a web site.

[twonabomber]

No, I remember what it was.

If you don't like it here, then start your own site, or shut the fuck up. And that's not speaking for anyone but myself.

You're starting to sound like a loser who is still pining after the girl who left him 10 years ago. Except you're a bigger loser, because you're crying over a website and not a piece of ass.

[vandeleur]

This will get me shit but here goes ,

You have as much chance of this site returning to its glory days as you have of returning van halen back to its 1981 version .
It's a basic law of life things move on .
The site is what is because it's a site to a band who are in their death throws .
Who wants to be the person they were 20 year ago , If you don't like where you are with what you have then you have a problem bigger than getting the "gang back together " .

Am sure sesh didn't have any intention of bringing back the good old times , he just wanted it to keep going in some shape or form .

And any way this site saves me looking for quality tranny porn , cheers Donnie :)

[Seshmeister]

George Dawes is flappo, and George Dawes was banned.... why?

Are you mental? :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

It was flappo...

You tried to scrub every post and image like you had scabies...

[Anonymous]

This will get me shit but here goes ,

You have as much chance of this site returning to its glory days as you have of returning van halen back to its 1981 version .
It's a basic law of life things move on .
The site is what is because it's a site to a band who are in their death throws .
Who wants to be the person they were 20 year ago , If you don't like where you are with what you have then you have a problem bigger than getting the "gang back together " .

Am sure sesh didn't have any intention of bringing back the good old times , he just wanted it to keep going in some shape or form .

And any way this site saves me looking for quality tranny porn , cheers Donnie :)

Throes. Death throes.

*sigh*

Don't anyone speak English anymore? Or write, for that matter?

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

It was a heart felt rant filled with insight and emotion so spelling ,grammar and the like were not high on the agenda .......
Damn did I just auto correct fuck off again :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

Ima if wasn't for you and Elvis correcting my spelling the post count would be even less :D

[ELVIS]

Drink drugs, don't do milk...

[DONNIEP]

Are you mental? :biggrin:

I thought that was one of the boxes we had to check off when we registered here:

Are you emotionally disturbed? Yes

Congratulations! Welcome to the Roth Army!

[Seshmeister]

It was flappo...

You tried to scrub every post and image like you had scabies...

I flicked my phone four times with my thumb while lying beside a pool with a cold beer.

It was no great hardship.

29 days until you leave now?

[vandeleur]

Damn I was gonna do an Elvis countdown thread .

One the first day of Elvis my true love sent to me Alex jones hanging from a tree :D

[DONNIEP]

I flicked my phone four times with my thumb while lying beside a pool with a cold beer.

It was no great hardship.

29 days until you leave now?

Yep, four clicks and just like magic all evidence is gone...I know that path by heart.

[Seshmeister]

I'm sure he'll love the attention but he won't leave because he's addicted.
It's a personality trait be it conspiracy theories or religions.
One of the last time he got himself banned deliberately as the only way to get it out his system cold turkey. Savikki did the same thing which is pretty dodgy company to be in psychologically. :)
I suspect he's been trying to role me to do it for a while now.
There is a degree of traffic accident gazing to all if this, most places would have banned him (again) months ago.

[DONNIEP]

Damn I was gonna do an Elvis countdown thread .

One the first day of Elvis my true love sent to me Alex jones hanging from a tree :D

As much as I like E, I gotta say he's slightly full of it, lol. I'll give him three days before he's sitting outside a McDonalds, yelling at people for eating their unhealthy food, all the while logged on to their free wifi.

[ELVIS]

29 days until you leave now?

Hopefully less...

Way to manage a website...


:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

You need a vacation...;)

[ELVIS]

As much as I like E, I gotta say he's slightly full of it, lol. I'll give him three days before he's sitting outside a McDonalds, yelling at people for eating their unhealthy food, all the while logged on to their free wifi.

No, you're full of it with your Miley lust...

Now, stop bearing false witness...

[ZahZoo]

As much as I like E, I gotta say he's slightly full of it, lol. I'll give him three days before he's sitting outside a McDonalds, yelling at people for eating their unhealthy food, all the while logged on to their free wifi.

I don't know that sounds like a Gar move...

As much of a pain in the ass Elvis can be... I've always considered him a far better human being than that piece of shit, Gar!!!

[ELVIS]

That put a tear in my eye...:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

No, you're full of it with your Miley lust...

Now, stop bearing false witness...

I always tell him that.

Not about the false witness, about Skanky Cyrus.

It's very sad.

Cheers! :beers:

[ELVIS]

She looks like a teenage boy...

A filthy teenage boy...

[Anonymous]

I don't know that sounds like a Gar move...

As much of a pain in the ass Elvis can be... I've always considered him a far better human being than that piece of shit, Gar!!!

That pile of shit would be pissing in the kids alleged hamburgers.

I dunno what it is, but any sick shit involving kids or kid-like stuff just pisses me off.

Maybe it's because you don't get enough time to be innocent, even if everything goes naturally... the last thing kids need is fucked up people traumatizing them for life. I say get a steel pipe & introduce it to the back of the head of anyone who messes with kids.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

She looks like a teenage boy...

A filthy teenage boy...

Like I said, it's very sad.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

No, you're full of it with your Miley lust...

Now, stop bearing false witness...

Ok, but just this one time.

[ZahZoo]

Anyways, don't take me too seriously...

I honestly still care about this place....

I don't think there's an interest in hosting the big reunion party here you envision, WARF...

Bring the boys over to my place... we can whoop it up without pissin anyone off. I'll even pick up a case a 40's to get things rolling...

[Angel]

Are you mental? :biggrin:
Do you really need to ask? :biggrin;

[Angel]

Sesh, your lap dog retracted his post what did he say?

All the good posters of this place left ten years ago lol

It's like the owners of Burger King who rebelled against mcdonalds have come back to claim it....

But you still have no idea how to make a Big Mac...

Sarge was the ONLY person to lead this place...

Might as well close it... Lol
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/23/a4uta8en.jpg

[ashstralia]

Yeah, I still reckon shitting here after being given front row v.i.p. to the cafe wha show is pretty low. But what the fuck would I know?

My values and yours may vary. ;)

[Seshmeister]

When the tides turned and sarge shitcanned them as they deserved they went to TCR!! LOL

The diehards of this site all cried and pissed their panties and left....

Sesh, bring back flappo and let's have fun again....

The people you didn't support quit and the people who still wanna post like flappo have been banned...



Just in case any casual reader believes any of the crap that a drunk WARF posts any more after his deluge of bullshit caused some ex mods here to move on, when he says the people who still wanna post like flappo have been banned, he actually means each of the aliases used by the one person who is banned.

That's kind of mental.

Anyhoo let the WARF old timers reunion commence... :D

[Anonymous]

Just in case any casual reader believes any of the crap that a drunk WARF posts any more after his deluge of bullshit caused some ex mods here to move on, when he says the people who still wanna post like flappo have been banned, he actually means each of the aliases used by the one person who is banned.

That's kind of mental.

Anyhoo let the WARF old timers reunion commence... :D

Actually, it was you not modding them again that caused them to move on, not Warf.

They weren't here to contribute to the site. They were here because power trip & ego. It's sad when one's life achievement is being a mod in a site, but at least one of them confirmed you that much. And I saw by your posts that you realised it.

Cheers! :beers:

[Seshmeister]

They all strongly deny that and they did hang around for months but drifted off when the site just turned into weeks of infighting. There were lots of posts then but 16 people shouting abuse at each other all day isn't that much fun especially when people start posting photoshops of their enemy's family taken from FB.

If it were true they all left because they weren't mods any more then WARF is saying I can't run a site because I did what he wanted me to?

So basically it's either WARFs fault for driving them off or my fault for doing what WARF wished?

Not that it makes any sense to try and rationalize his rants. :)

[Anonymous]

They all strongly deny that and they did hang around for months but drifted off when the site just turned into weeks of infighting. There were lots of posts then but 16 people shouting abuse at each other all day isn't that much fun especially when people start posting photoshops of their enemy's family taken from FB.

If it were true they all left because they weren't mods any more then WARF is saying I can't run a site because I did what he wanted me to?

So basically it's either WARFs fault for driving them off or my fault for doing what WARF wished?

Not that it makes any sense to try and rationalize his rants. :)

Well, I wouldn't come right out & admit that, either. But at least one pretty much admitted that was only here because of the mod room & talking shit about posters in there.

I don't think it was anybody's fault. Warf's rants wouldn't've run them off if they were still modding. It was certainly not your fault. What else could you do? Mod them all again & pay the bills just so they could have a private playground?

I'll bet it was a hard decision, but one that will probably pay off in the end. It's been years since more than a dozen people have posted here regularly. This is nothing new. You haven't lost that many posters, but since there were so few to begin with, one "casualty" is very noticeable, let alone 5 or 6.

Still, hang on. In my opinion, you're steering the ship right. It's just that the Van Halen waters are pretty much deserted, these days. David Lee who? Oh, the old guy from the weird YouTube videos.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

And for those - yes, I know you shuldn't start a sentence with "and" but this informal writing, so bite me - saying that Warf's living in the past... aren't we all?

The glory days of this place are long gone. Most of the decent people left quite a while ago. Way before this prank we pulled over a year ago. Van Halen has had its closure, or the nearest to it that you can hope for. People move on, find new interests, new places, it's just basic life.

We're the ones who stayed behind in what was once a very promising small town, but these days it's mostly boarded up & whitewashed windows.

Let's just make the best of it. I can't speak for everybody & I certainly will not even try in this case, but the reason *I* stay in this one horse town is that I've grown attached to it. I know most of the people here & it's nice to come back to a place where everyone knows your name. I can act like a complete retard or a hateful jackass, no one will mind 'coz they know me. If I act like this somewhere else, I'll be crucified in no time.

Most of the problem here is that a lot of people, not just Warf, still make this site as some sort of a big deal & it's not. And that's ok. Not everything has to be a big deal. If we all just accept this for what it has become, we'll all be much better off at the end of the day.

End of heartfelt speech & I'll rip the spleen of anyone who points out a wrong word in this wall of text. That's MY joke. Git yer own!

Cheers! :beers:

[ZahZoo]

That was such a nice story... and he told it so well...

[vandeleur]

And solitaires the only game in town .......... You mock heartfelt , you poo poo on those that feel the need to vent .


Ima every day you fall from grace a little more , and not in a good way .
Can we have more , psychotic rants , more funny one liners and back to the slightly surreal responses where I have to re read the original post to grasp what you may or may not be alluding to .

Back in a mo am off to check your spelling :)

[DONNIEP]

So basically it's either WARFs fault for driving them off or my fault for doing what WARF wished?

I blame Sesh! Now, what am I blaming you for this time? Because there's like way too many words in this thread to read and I get bored easily but somehow I know it's all your fault. Unless it's global warming, because that was a hoax invented by Ubama to take away my cars and guns.

[Anonymous]

And solitaires the only game in town .......... You mock heartfelt , you poo poo on those that feel the need to vent .


Ima every day you fall from grace a little more , and not in a good way .
Can we have more , psycho:boink:tic rants , more funny one liners and back to the slightly surreal responses where I have to re read the original post to grasp what you may or may not be alluding to .

Back in a mo am off to check your spelling :)

Look, a man needs to vent his feelings & emotions every now & then. Otherwise, he turns into a bitter loser arguing over every little thing on the internet & insulting other people's families in the process.

There is also the strong possibility of bottled up emotional charge increasing your gay cell count, causing all sorts of side effects like having a manstruation & ending upon your knees on a piss soaked truck stop restroom, sucking on strangers through a gloryhole, tears of rage & shame streaming down your face.

Now, I don't know about you, but I don't want THAT happening to me.

Is this surreal enough for you? Or too close to home? :boink:

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

To close to homo :D

[Seshmeister]

Well, I wouldn't come right out & admit that, either. But at least one pretty much admitted that was only here because of the mod room & talking shit about posters in there.


It's true that there was a point here under the old regime when there were more posts in the mod room than out of it.

There are very few now.

[vandeleur]

And Donniep is slipping , this has to be the most words with out a boob pic in army history .

You think you can rely on a fellow . Surely he had to hand back his title of boob finder general :)

[Anonymous]

To close to homo :D

Four words, Vandy. Four very small, nearly monosyllabic words.

I'm not even gonna touch this one.

I'll just put on my smug hat & ride off into the sunset.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

It's true that there was a point here under the old regime when there were more posts in the mod room than out of it.

There are very few now.

They better not be about me. Even if they are about how incredibly smart, intelligent & beautiful I am.

I don't like people talking behind my back, shut up about buttsex, Donnie.

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

And for those - yes, I know you shuldn't start a sentence with "and" but this informal writing, so bite me - saying that Warf's living in the past... aren't we all?

The glory days of this place are long gone. Most of the decent people left quite a while ago. Way before this prank we pulled over a year ago. Van Halen has had its closure, or the nearest to it that you can hope for. People move on, find new interests, new places, it's just basic life.

We're the ones who stayed behind in what was once a very promising small town, but these days it's mostly boarded up & whitewashed windows.

Let's just make the best of it. I can't speak for everybody & I certainly will not even try in this case, but the reason *I* stay in this one horse town is that I've grown attached to it. I know most of the people here & it's nice to come back to a place where everyone knows your name. I can act like a complete retard or a hateful jackass, no one will mind 'coz they know me. If I act like this somewhere else, I'll be crucified in no time.

Most of the problem here is that a lot of people, not just Warf, still make this site as some sort of a big deal & it's not. And that's ok. Not everything has to be a big deal. If we all just accept this for what it has become, we'll all be much better off at the end of the day.

End of heartfelt speech & I'll rip the spleen of anyone who points out a wrong word in this wall of text. That's MY joke. Git yer own!

Cheers! :beers:

git...

my spleen anxiously awaits your attempted ripping...

[DONNIEP]

And Donniep is slipping , this has to be the most words with out a boob pic in army history .

You think you can rely on a fellow . Surely he had to hand back his title of boob finder general :)

Ssshhh...I'm running for office - I can't be posting titties and Trannies and butthole pics all day. At least not until I'm elected. Once Sesh welcomes me to the team, teaches me the Secret Admin Ball Touch and turns me loose then I will forget all the promises I made on the campaign trail and pretty much do whatever I want to. Just like Ubama did when he got re-elected for the third time.

[vandeleur]

Sorry Donniep I can't vote for you if you are not running on the tittie/pussy ticket :)

[vandeleur]

Fuck these fucked up threads are merging into one lol , think I've voted for Donniep in the Von/sesh thread .

[Anonymous]

git...

Yes, you are. :D

Cheers! :beers:

[Dr. Love]

It's true that there was a point here under the old regime when there were more posts in the mod room than out of it.

There are very few now.

That's only because WARF, Lounge and Jhale can't post in the mod room anymore :)

[LoungeMachine]

You didn't support the fags who ruined this place...

And they all QUIT for TCR... Except FORD and nickdfresh super modded because of their post count...

The same fags who cried about being popgear'd were popgearing Steve Savicki everyday... When it happened to them they didn't like it lol

When the tides turned and sarge shitcanned them as they deserved they went to TCR!! LOL

The diehards of this site all cried and pissed their panties and left....

Sesh, bring back flappo and let's have fun again....

The people you didn't support quit and the people who still wanna post like flappo have been banned...

Bring back flappo, freedom of speech and most importantly traffic...

I have faith u will restore it.... But so far it's a DEAD site....

Bring back flappo and I will bring back the originals...

Let's restore this place and give it life!!!

Lets do it Sesh!!!!



wow.

Talk about living in the [internet] past

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

I have no faith in that...

I'm out of here anyway, for good...

My broadband contract is up in less than 30 days and that's it for me...

My wife and I are selling our property, relocating and basically staying offline for good...


:killer:

Anyone giving odds?

:gulp:

Let's start the wagering.

[LoungeMachine]

That's only because WARF, Lounge and Jhale can't post in the mod room anymore :)

Unless you give me your keys. ;)

[Nickdfresh]

I'm not a light drinker nor am I holier than now. But I've known serious, alcoholics and drug addicts in my time, and the recurring theme with all of them is that they tell the same bullshit stories over, and over, and over, and... :D

Good luck Warf, I hope you get well, I really do. But you hang with enabling douchebags, you really do.

Do I need to point out the obvious regarding Flappo and traffic? Really? :D I like Flappo, actually. But FFS... :D

[ZahZoo]

wow.

Talk about living in the [internet] past

:gulp:

Some people refer to that as therapy... and actually pay good money for some poor soul to listen their crap for an hour on a regular basis!!

Imagine the money pit one could create if they hosted a therapy service on-line to assist the troubled with their sorted internet past nightmares... Hmmm...

PS... I give Big E a 10 day window max once his broadband expires to return via the Gar-Net...

[DONNIEP]

Imagine the money pit one could create if they hosted a therapy service on-line to assist the troubled with their sorted internet past nightmares... Hmmm...


You'd have to have a server farm the size of China to keep up with the number of people crying all day and nite about some idiot typing mean words at them....

[vandeleur]

At some future point like when governments have to disclose documents .I wanna see all the emails to mods demanding such and such be banned or this post be removed .
Bet it's a great read :D

[Nitro Express]

You'd have to have a server farm the size of China to keep up with the number of people crying all day and nite about some idiot typing mean words at them....

If they can't handle some razzing on the internet they must all be pure basket cases in the non-digital world.

[twonabomber]

At some future point like when governments have to disclose documents .I wanna see all the emails to mods demanding such and such be banned or this post be removed .
Bet it's a great read :D

There's a comment spot when reporting a post, and a lot of times it simply says "spam" or "personal info." No one writes a book in there...there is no "hey, that cocksucker put my pic up again!"


If they can't handle some razzing on the internet they must all be pure basket cases in the non-digital world.

I've said that on other forums..."the world is a rough place, why should the Internet be any different?"

[Nitro Express]

Some people refer to that as therapy... and actually pay good money for some poor soul to listen their crap for an hour on a regular basis!!

Imagine the money pit one could create if they hosted a therapy service on-line to assist the troubled with their sorted internet past nightmares... Hmmm...

PS... I give Big E a 10 day window max once his broadband expires to return via the Gar-Net...

Alex Jones ended up with all the money. None left for the psychic therapy network. People have to believe in something. Even if it's a political party or a sports team. People still haven't figured it out. The internet was invented so people could communicate and get tips on where to secure good sausage.

[DONNIEP]

At some future point like when governments have to disclose documents .I wanna see all the emails to mods demanding such and such be banned or this post be removed .
Bet it's a great read :D

Well they better release them now, cause it's gonna take the rest of your life to read through them all...

[vandeleur]

There's a comment spot when reporting a post, and a lot of times it simply says "spam" or "personal info." No one writes a book in there...there is no "hey, that cocksucker put my pic up again!"

Damn am gutted , surely you get begging letters

[DONNIEP]

Damn am gutted , surely you get begging letters

Let's all start reporting each other's posts. It'll drive Sesh insane.

[vandeleur]

Sorry mate I always report yours any hoo :)

[twonabomber]

Damn am gutted , surely you get begging letters

I don't. Maybe Sesh and Von do. Most butthurt people post those in the open forums.

[vandeleur]

I give in then , I thought the whole point of doing the mod job was so you could read the crybaby messages :D

[DONNIEP]

Sorry mate I always report yours any hoo :)

You fag! I knew you were out to get me!! I'm gonna post a picture of you with a large cock coming out of the top of your head!

[DONNIEP]

I give in then , I thought the whole point of doing the mod job was so you could read the crybaby messages :D

I hear Von loves getting those PMs. It's like his second favorite thing about being an admin.

[vandeleur]

Large is relative mate , I have a small head :biggrin:

[vandeleur]

I hear Von loves getting those PMs. It's like his second favorite thing about being an admin.

That and reading mine and your emails calling everyone hahaha

[DONNIEP]

That and reading mine and your emails calling everyone hahaha

Von doesn't have to read my PMs - he hates everybody too.

[ZahZoo]

You'd have to have a server farm the size of China to keep up with the number of people crying all day and nite about some idiot typing mean words at them....

We'd put it in the cloud... it's all just vaporware anyways... it'll float around with all the other pollutants just fine!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

We'd put it in the cloud... it's all just vaporware anyways... it'll float around with all the other pollutants just fine!!

and help make rain...

[ZahZoo]

I don't. Maybe Sesh and Von do. Most butthurt people post those in the open forums.

Of course... the sympathy card plays much further if there's a full deck to play it against. All the well versed Attention Whores™ follow the same script... go public... go often... go deep...

[ZahZoo]

and help make rain...

Damn right!! Rain money into my paypal account!!

[vandeleur]

Of course... the sympathy card plays much further if there's a full deck to play it against. All the well versed Attention Whores™ follow the same script... go public... go often... go deep...

Once in a while it's entertaining , but all the time and when they play top trumps it gets old .

[Angel]

What we've said and seen is minor. I've seen some of the shit on a teen who was being bullied computer. Holy fuck...relentless.

[vandeleur]

What we've said and seen is minor. I've seen some of the shit on a teen who was being bullied computer. Holy fuck...relentless.

I totally understand , but like I insist my children Understand . If something like that happens log off and do something else . I know that's not the answer to everything for children .
But for adults it would cure a lot .

Or I may be being naive .

[DONNIEP]

If something like that happens log off and do something else

Who even knew that was an option?

And no, I'm not talking about kids being bullied. I'm talking about the grown ups.

[vandeleur]

Who even knew that was an option?

And no, I'm not talking about kids being bullied. I'm talking about the grown ups.

Grown ups ........ Where :biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

Grown ups ........ Where :biggrin:

Ok, the old people that post here. Who knew you could just log off to avoid them? I thought it was like mandatory or something that you had to log in here and subject yourself to abuse...

[vandeleur]

Ok, the old people that post here. Who knew you could just log off to avoid them? I thought it was like mandatory or something that you had to log in here and subject yourself to abuse...

Yeah it's like that monty python sketch , I came here for an argument , no you didn't , yes I did :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yeah it's like that monty python sketch , I came here for an argument , no you didn't , yes I did :D

calling all guitar sharks

[vandeleur]

calling all guitar sharks

Yeah , I forgot it's his pic lol

[VetteLS5]

I give in then , I thought the whole point of doing the mod job was so you could read the crybaby messages :D

:nono: It's the different color for your name. And cred... lots and lots of cred.

[Seshmeister]

At some future point like when governments have to disclose documents .I wanna see all the emails to mods demanding such and such be banned or this post be removed .
Bet it's a great read :D

The first thing anyone does when they become a mod is search that forum for any mentions.

There's 10 years of whining in there. :D

[Nitro Express]

Ok, the old people that post here. Who knew you could just log off to avoid them? I thought it was like mandatory or something that you had to log in here and subject yourself to abuse...

If you can't take the heat get out of the fucking kitchen! Holy hell what a tragedy! Someone typed some offensive shit about me on the internet. Boo hoo! It could be worse. They could be in your face slapping corn out of your hands.

[vandeleur]

The first thing anyone does when they become a mod is search that forum for any mentions.

There's 10 years of whining in there. :D


Open the vaults :)

[ZahZoo]

What we've said and seen is minor. I've seen some of the shit on a teen who was being bullied computer. Holy fuck...relentless.

Without a doubt... we're minor league novices compared to pre-teens and teens.

My kids have shown me some crap that's gone on locally here. I was amazed at how brutal and relentless those little shits were... It wasn't even anonymous!!

Of course, I let them know that if I ever found out they even participated in anything close to that... their social network would consist of the cat and the dog until they left home!!

[DONNIEP]

If you can't take the heat get out of the fucking kitchen! Holy hell what a tragedy! Someone typed some offensive shit about me on the internet. Boo hoo! It could be worse.

No, it couldn't be worse. We're all being forced to sit here and everybody should be nice because this is reality!

[DONNIEP]

Open the vaults :)

Trust me, you don't wanna see it...

[ZahZoo]

The first thing anyone does when they become a mod is search that forum for any mentions.

There's 10 years of whining in there. :D

No kidding... I recall when y'all modded me at DDLR I wasted about an hour and fell asleep due to boredom!! Nothin worth the time to read it...

[ZahZoo]

No, it couldn't be worse. We're all being forced to sit here and everybody should be nice because this is reality!

No it's not... This is a live psychology lab project. Didn't you read the fine print..?

[Nitro Express]

No, it couldn't be worse. We're all being forced to sit here and everybody should be nice because this is reality!

Nobody is holding a gun to your head. You have the power! I don't think anyone has landed in the ER due to an internet fight yet.

[DONNIEP]

Without a doubt... we're minor league novices compared to pre-teens and teens.

My kids have shown me some crap that's gone on locally here. I was amazed at how brutal and relentless those little shits were... It wasn't even anonymous!!


Same thing here. But if some kid pulls that shit on my kid, I ain't going to the cops until after I beat the mom and dad both senseless and break the little fucker's arms and then shove his iphone down his throat.

[vandeleur]

Think if flappo's address came out it might have come close :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

No it's not... This is a live psychology lab project. Didn't you read the fine print..?

I knew it! The Stanford Research Institute and the Rand Corporation are involved with this website. Yeah man. We are being studied like mice.

[Nitro Express]

They will never figure me out man. I'm too random and shifty.

[DONNIEP]

I knew it! The Stanford Research Institute and the Rand Corporation are involved with this website. Yeah man. We are being studied like mice.

The study ended a long time ago when the researches realized all the mice were mildly retarded and emotionally unstable...

[vandeleur]

They will never figure me out man. I'm too random and shifty.

Your f key is stuck again :D

[Nitro Express]

Think if flappo's address came out it might have come close :biggrin:

He showed me a picture of his town house in London. He said one of the Rothschilds lived next door. Of course it being Fappo I believed it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

They will never figure me out man. I'm too random and shifty.

zah is the resident shiftiest ;)

[Nitro Express]

zah is the resident shiftiest ;)

ZZ is the indian chief. He brings the stick out when us immature dolts get too carried away.

[DONNIEP]

zah is the resident shiftiest ;)

And, according to some, you are the fence sittiest. And yes that is a real word.

[Nitro Express]

The study ended a long time ago when the researches realized all the mice were mildly retarded and emotionally unstable...

Then Hollywierd came calling. They wanted new ideas on drama to install in their fake reality shows.

[vandeleur]

And, according to some, you are the fence sittiest. And yes that is a real word.

Pete's bro is the funniest bloke on here , closely followed by you Donniep but for different reasons :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Really. You could take a lot of the elements in here and make a pretty good sitcom out of it.

[vandeleur]

Really. You could take a lot of the elements in here and make a pretty good sitcom out of it.

Sitcom or soap opera ?

[DONNIEP]

Pete's bro is the funniest bloke on here , closely followed by you Donniep but for different reasons :biggrin:

And he's rather attractive too. Me Yow.

[DONNIEP]

Sitcom or soap opera ?

Depends who's online...

[LoungeMachine]

Some people refer to that as therapy... and actually pay good money for some poor soul to listen their crap for an hour on a regular basis!!

Imagine the money pit one could create if they hosted a therapy service on-line to assist the troubled with their sorted internet past nightmares... Hmmm...

PS... I give Big E a 10 day window max once his broadband expires to return via the Gar-Net...

You forget I tend bar all night....

I hear the same stories from the same people all the time...

:gulp:

I used to stop them, and remind them they told it to me already. Now I just nod and smile.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

And, according to some, you are the fence sittiest. And yes that is a real word.

the fenciest? :love0066:

[DONNIEP]

the fenciest? :love0066:

Perhaps. But since I don't know what that word means I'll just say sure.

[LoungeMachine]

He showed me a picture of his town house in London. He said one of the Rothschilds lived next door. Of course it being Fappo I believed it.

I'm sure your uncle built it. You probably stayed there on your last trip to The Middle East.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Depends who's online...

The same 12 people 24/7

:gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

The same 12 people 24/7

:gulp:

13 is unlucky, duh

[PETE'S BROTHER]

p.s. tcr is infested with robots, why?

[DONNIEP]

p.s. tcr is infested with robots, why?

Are these real robots? Like killer terminator robots?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Are these real robots? Like killer terminator robots?

could be, this is why i'm asking

[vandeleur]

Is tcr ... Terminator crazy robots ?

[DONNIEP]

Ah, Bob switched over to xenforo. Good for him. Wayyyy better than vbulletin.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is tcr ... Terminator crazy robots ?

i didn't think so, but, that would make sense...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ah, Bob switched over to xenforo. Good for him. Wayyyy better than vbulletin.

for the entire nation of fools, or maybe just me, why do they have robots?

[DONNIEP]

for the entire nation of fools, or maybe just me, why do they have robots?

I'm assuming you're talking about robots that tell search engine crawlers where they can and can't go, right? If that's it, you can try and direct the crawlers so they don't go to stuff like Izzy's House Of Trannies but instead go to your Global Warming thread.

[twonabomber]

for the entire nation of fools, or maybe just me, why do they have robots?

We get bots too. Most of the spambots we ban come back but they can't post. There's at least one that shows up in the "who's online" list every day.

[DONNIEP]

Ah, PB is talking about spambots, got it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i donno what kind, just members, guests and robots...

[DONNIEP]

i donno what kind, just members, guests and robots...

Those are either spambots or crawlers. Crawlers do just that - they crawl all over the site gathering info for search engines.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Those are either spambots or crawlers. Crawlers do just that - they crawl all over the site gathering info for search engines.

sounds creepy