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ELVIS
08-11-2014, 08:48 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/08/article-2720212-205E772500000578-573_634x490.jpg


:biggrin:

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 08:50 AM
Who is Slick texting ??

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/08/article-2720212-205E75B300000578-592_634x660.jpg


:biggrin:

jacksmar
08-11-2014, 09:27 AM
Who is Slick texting ??

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/08/article-2720212-205E75B300000578-592_634x660.jpg


:biggrin:


Three bull dykes, two mutts, one used blue cum stained dress; topped with a head injury.


HillBilly is channeling for Rod; she can't get any reception now that she’s in not in the White House.

Seshmeister
08-11-2014, 09:34 AM
Who is Slick texting ??


:biggrin:

Someone just told him he has the highest approval rating of any living president?

jacksmar
08-11-2014, 10:01 AM
Someone just told him he has the highest approval rating of any living president?

Let’s see: Carter, Bush, Slick, Bush, The Kenyan Houseboy….

maybe try something other than breathing as a standard for something to quote. ….

Sesh, see if you can become a gynecologist if you can find an opening…..

Seshmeister
08-11-2014, 10:15 AM
I'm not saying he was good, what do I care?

Just mentioning that Americans seemed to... :)

Nitro Express
08-11-2014, 10:26 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/08/article-2720212-205E772500000578-573_634x490.jpg


:biggrin:

"Secret Service man. I'm ready. I want you to fuck me up the ass! I'm an ex-president with powerful friends. Do it! Do it now!"

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 10:26 AM
Seemed to what ??

Fall in love with bullshit and corruption ??

Nitro Express
08-11-2014, 10:28 AM
Bill looks like walking death. Hillary looks like the Michelin Man in a dress.

jacksmar
08-11-2014, 10:29 AM
I'm not saying he was good, what do I care?

Just mentioning that Americans seemed to... :)

Can’t argue with that……..:)

Nitro Express
08-11-2014, 10:31 AM
Someone just told him he has the highest approval rating of any living president?

Not saying much. Most the living presidents should be in jail. Including Bill for lying under oath. Barry just saw nothing happens to presidents who break the law so he doubled down and is going for broke.

Seshmeister
08-11-2014, 10:34 AM
Bill looks like walking death. Hillary looks like the Michelin Man in a dress.

Yeah he does look more like 77 than 67.

Nitro Express
08-11-2014, 12:24 PM
Yeah he does look more like 77 than 67.



In a galaxy far far away and a long time ago. At one time, certain dolts actually thought Bill Clinton was cool.

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 12:33 PM
Like FROD ??

Kristy
08-11-2014, 12:37 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/08/article-2720212-205E772500000578-573_634x490.jpg
"I've had my share of bitches in heat before but you're the real deal."

Seshmeister
08-11-2014, 12:37 PM
Like FROD ??

Umm you voted for W..twice.

vandeleur
08-11-2014, 12:45 PM
If he moves his head will the wood fall over ?

Guitar Shark
08-11-2014, 02:48 PM
Umm you voted for W..twice.

Cue Higgins post about how it doesn't matter because the banks and corporations own everyone... in 5.. 4.. 3..

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 03:12 PM
Umm you voted for W..twice.

Ummm...

I was admittedly drunk and wasted most of the time, as you still are a decade later...

Now wake up !!!

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 03:13 PM
And speed this website up while you're at it...

DONNIEP
08-11-2014, 03:15 PM
Works pretty fast for me...

vandeleur
08-11-2014, 03:21 PM
Works pretty fast for me...

It's a conspiracy :)

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 03:22 PM
Probaby is...

Seshticle likes to control people...

Seshmeister
08-11-2014, 03:45 PM
Shouldn't you be in your bunker by now?

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 04:01 PM
God didn't tell me to get a bunker...

DONNIEP
08-11-2014, 04:05 PM
I'd rather have a missile silo.

Satan
08-11-2014, 05:56 PM
God didn't tell me to get a bunker...

He also didn't tell you that his kid was a white gentile, but you believe that to be true.

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 06:17 PM
No I don't...

I don't particularly believe that the Children of Israel were white at all...

That's why the current occupants of Israel are not true Israelites...

Now get behind me, Satan wannabe, and either repent or prepare for your nasty ride to Hell...

Satan
08-11-2014, 06:37 PM
No I don't...

I don't particularly believe that the Children of Israel were white at all...

That's why the current occupants of Israel are not true Israelites...

Yeah, some of them are white Russians. They need to sit the fuck down and let the actual Jews run the place.


Now get behind me, Satan wannabe, and either repent or prepare for your nasty ride to Hell...

That train left Heaven station thousands of years ago. And knock it off with all that "get behind me" stuff. The gates of Hell don't swing that way!

ELVIS
08-11-2014, 06:40 PM
What actual jews ??

ELVIS
08-14-2014, 11:56 AM
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:confused10

VetteLS5
08-14-2014, 11:57 AM
"Billy, you haven't put that thing there in ages"

ELVIS
08-14-2014, 12:00 PM
How 'bout this one ??

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu_0PciIQAAtCbw.jpg


:biggrin:

Nickdfresh
08-14-2014, 08:47 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/08/article-2720212-205E772500000578-573_634x490.jpg


:biggrin:

Hey Elvis, I'm going to fuck your wife tonight!

ELVIS
08-15-2014, 12:31 PM
Trying to reach Seshticle levels of stench ??

ELVIS
08-15-2014, 12:31 PM
Here's a good one...

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/7VxctL5kg6Lm03UP.EYhLg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTQyMTtweG9mZj01MDtweW 9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz03NDk-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/7f72812c93ae231dd73b20337cbab5d233733dd5.jpg

ELVIS
08-15-2014, 12:35 PM
That looks just like Seshticle...

Evil, bloodshot eyes...

Stringy hair...

Bewildered look...

Rotten yellow teeth...

Wrinkled flesh...

Frightened affect...

Empty soul...


:biggrin:

ELVIS
08-17-2014, 08:56 AM
Here's another new one...

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/hX6mp9VJgU6VdSxHEcPt8A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTMwMDtweW9mZj0wO3E9Nz U7dz00NTA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2014-08-15T185115Z_1_LYNXMPEA7E0TG_RTROPTP_2_USA.JPG

Nickdfresh
08-17-2014, 09:44 AM
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/hX6mp9VJgU6VdSxHEcPt8A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTMwMDtweW9mZj0wO3E9Nz U7dz00NTA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2014-08-15T185115Z_1_LYNXMPEA7E0TG_RTROPTP_2_USA.JPG
How many more days 'til that fuckwit, 'Elvis', leaves the Army for his bunker?