Krusty's Led Zep Fangurl Thread

[Hardrock69]

Krusty, my darling.....get your dildo out.....shove it up your ass as you read this...you will kum harder than you ever did in your life. :hee:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/spotify/20-things-that-affirm-led-zeppelin-is-the-greatest-band-to-e

20 Things That Affirm Led Zeppelin Is The Greatest Band To Ever Exist

Thinking of starting a band and making your own rock ‘n’ roll dreams come true? Don’t even try. There’s hardly anything in history that can touch the epic accomplishments of this fearsome foursome.

1. Zeppelin was intended to be a supergroup from the start.
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When Jimmy Page was trying to refill The Yardbirds after some of his iconic bandmates departed, he was also toying with the idea of setting up another project that included Jeff Beck, Steve Winwood, plus Keith Moon and John Entwistle from The Who. When those are your starting “B” players, that’s a bar already set insanely high.

2. Their groundbreaking recording contract, its amazing stipulations, and the fact they were signed without anyone seeing them play live.
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Based on each member’s reputation as session musicians alone, Atlantic Records offered them more money than any other act previously offered a contract at that time. Their deal also mandated that they would control their physical releases, the scheduling of their releases, their promotional materials, and retain all publishing rights.

3. 3. They refused to release singles, thus ESTABLISHING “Album-Oriented Rock.”
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It’s estimated they’ve sold upwards of 300 million records worldwide to date.

4. Their first album (you know, the one that STARTS with “Good Times Bad Times”) was recorded in nine days after the band’s lineup had been together for one month.
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Jimmy Page foot the bill for the all of the sessions. It cost a whopping $2,800 – estimated for today’s inflation.


5. Jimmy Page produced every Zeppelin record himself, and made sure he had a new engineer on every new album so no one else could possibly take credit for their sound.
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6. The Reverse Echo.
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In the recording process, Page had a major sonic breakthrough that would change recorded music forever: the reverse echo. It’s a psychedelic effect of an echo literally playing backwards, achieved by Page’s wizardry with layering tape in the studio. It can be heard most prominently in “Whole Lotta Love.”

7. They only did ONE television appearance in their history as a band.
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Following a performance on a French program in 1969, they never played a promotional TV gig again because they had no trust in their sound being manipulated for audiences by outside audio engineers.

8. The Legend of ZOSO.
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The band was loved by fans and hated by critics who were convinced they had ascended to fame based solely on hype. The quartet released IV in 1971 with only symbols to represent themselves in protest, and the determination that the music would speak for itself once and for all. They didn’t even have to put their name on their fourth album and it became an all-time bestseller, going 23x Platinum in the U.S. without EVER hitting #1 on the charts.

9. The subsequent legend of “Stairway to Heaven.”
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Because Zeppelin was contracted to release albums only, “Stairway” was hand-plucked by DJs and became legendary on its own epic merit. It went on to become the most-requested and the most-played song on the radio without ever having been released as a single.

10. Creating and breaking arena rock records.
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Zeppelin shattered The Beatles’ iconic Shea Stadium show attendance on their 1973 stadium tour in Tampa, Florida when they played to a crowd of 56,800 fans. They broke THAT record a mere two years later when they played to a crowd of 76,229 in Pontiac, Michigan and established the standards of the entire arena rock movement in the process.

11. The Riot House.
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They didn’t just get a few hotel rooms on tour. They went ahead and took residency. Zeppelin established Los Angeles’ Continental Hyatt House (now the Andaz West Hollywood) as The Riot House, taking up to six floors at a time for their infamous debauchery, rumored to have included John Bonham blazing down a hallway on his motorcycle.

12. They had a custom private plane by 1973.
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The Starship was purchased by their tour manager and renovated to include limited seating, a full bar, living room, an organ, multiple bedrooms, and their name emblazoned on the exterior. Other acts including Deep Purple, The Rolling Stones, The Allman Brothers, and Alice Cooper all eventually chartered The Starship in the ’70s as well.

13. When Physical Graffiti was released in 1975, all of their previous records re-entered the Billboard Hot 200 chart.
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They’re the only band in history to have SIX RECORDS ON THE CHARTS AT THE SAME TIME.

14. Jimmy Page shreds THIS like it’s no big deal.
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15. John Paul Jones is SO much more than a bass player.
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The secret weapon of the group, JPJ is actually an incredibly dynamic multi-instrumentalist, contributing “organ, guitar, koto, lap steel guitars, mandolin, autoharp, violin, ukulele, sitar, cello, continuum, melllotron” and most importantly, the triple-layered recorder melody from “Stairway To Heaven” to the band’s discography.

16. John Bonham is a beast. Period.
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He started drumming at age 5, never took a lesson, and didn’t get a proper kit until 15. His “basic” drum kit included a timpani and a gong; and his standard sticks were the variety known as “trees” – the heaviest weighted ones available. How the hell else do you think “When The Levee Breaks” could have possibly been made?

17. Beneath his total godliness and perfection, Robert Plant is a Tolkien-loving nerd.
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Inspired by his own immersion in the Welsh countryside, Plant included Lord of the Rings and Hobbit references throughout tracks like “The Battle of Evermore,” “Misty Mountain Hop,” and “Over the Hills and Far Away” among others.

[Hardrock69]

18. They never won a single Grammy, but got the Lifetime Achievement Award in 2005.
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19. They’re not just rock royalty. Page and Plant are actual royalty now.
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In 2005, Jimmy Page was appointed an Officer of the Order of the British Empire for his charity efforts. Robert Plant followed in 2009, deemed a Commander of the Order of the British Empire for his musical contributions.

20. All of these achievements are based on a body of work that started and ended in only 12 YEARS.

Thank you and goodnight.
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[Kristy]

Ghey.

[dazzlindino]

there can only be 2 responses from Kristy...
Ghey
or
GO.FUCK.YOURSELF.

damn you girl...for posting seconds before I did....

[Kristy]

SoftCock99 is incapable of fucking himself. You see, his holes are all plugged up from all those late night visits by his "Daddy."

[Mr. Vengeance]

Wish Kristy would shove a dildo in her ass and post the pics.

It would either be epic or hideous.

[Jimmy Page]

Ah, those were the days.

All my best,

JPP

[cadaverdog]

Ah, those were the days.

All my best,

JPP
Now I get it. Kristy was the jailbait girl you held against her will and repeated violated.

[Hardrock69]

Shhhhhhh.....Krusty does not want anyone to know about that....

[Mushroom]

Ah, those were the days.

All my best,

JPP

Thank you Jimmy, you're an inspiration!

[78/84 guy]

Best band ever ? Probably. Best singer ever ? No. Bon Scott. Best guitar player ever ? No. Close, Hendrix get's my vote. Best bass player/keys ? Maybe. Best drummer ? YES !

[Kristy]

Thank you Jimmy, you're an inspiration!

Apparently, he has not inspired you enough to politely go fuck yourself.

[Mushroom]

Apparently, he has not inspired you enough to politely go fuck yourself.

That's correct. He inspires me to romance the ladies. Hellooo!

[Nitro Express]

What in the fuck does Zoso mean? Probably the name of the archon that appeared to Jimmy Page when he performed his OTO rituals in Aleister Crowley's haunted house he lived in.

[cadaverdog]

zoso
Zoso is not a word but rather, a symbol. The original symbol was used by Cardano in 1557, which he used as the magickal sigil for saturn, the planet that rules capricorn, Jimmy Page's Sign. Jimmy took this sybol and changed parts of it. The true meaning is one only known to him. In short it is an adapted occult symbol..

[Satan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNE75XznfIE

[cadaverdog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNE75XznfIE
I couldn't find it yet but I've seen another video on Youtube where a guy records himself singing a few verses of Stairway then plays it in reverse and you hear the same noises. If you want to accuse Zep of being devil worshippers look at the lyrics of Houses Of The Holy.
"Houses Of The Holy"

Let me take you to the movies. Can I take you to the show
Let me be yours ever truly. Can I make your garden grow

From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go
From the door comes Satan's daughter, and it only goes to show. You know.

There's an angel on my shoulder, In my hand a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden. And the seeds of love I'll sow. You know.

So the world is spinning faster. Are you dizzy when you're stoned
Let the music be your master. Will you heed the master's call
Oh... Satan and man.

[Jimmy Page]

That's correct. He inspires me to romance the ladies. Hellooo!

Just checking in. Taking a break from remastering the Death Wish soundtracks.

Kristy, love, send me your address. I would love to send you complimentary copies of the finished product.

Best,

JPP

[cadaverdog]

Hail Satan Jimmy. Any plans to remaster your version of Lucifer Rising?

[Satan]

When did C-dog become a fan of my servant (and Barbara Bush's father) Aleister Crowley?? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRLXNVqvNTM

[cadaverdog]

When did C-dog become a fan of my servant (and Barbara Bush's father) Aleister Crowley??
I'm not. I put that there for Krusty to admire. Since she's such a Jimmy Page fan I figured she'd like that.

[Mushroom]

Just checking in. Taking a break from remastering the Death Wish soundtracks.

Kristy, love, send me your address. I would love to send you complimentary copies of the finished product.

Best,

JPP

That's exciting news Jimmy! You always give fans the best! I hope you include some surprises like demos and alternative takes.

[wolfsbane]

1. Zeppelin was intended to be a supergroup from the start.

So what. The record labels were looking for these after Cream hit the scene in 1966. The real first supergroup was Cream. Led Zep was a COPY of this idea. Also, how is Zep a supergroup when only one member of the band was someone before the group started.

2. Their groundbreaking recording contract, its amazing stipulations, and the fact they were signed without anyone seeing them play live.

Kudos to the record company trying to copy the Beatles attitude since 1966.

3. They refused to release singles, thus ESTABLISHING “Album-Oriented Rock.”

This concept was originally started by The Beach Boys Pet Sounds and copied by the Beatles. It is the idea that every song on the album were to be strong songs. No filler.

4. Their first album (you know, the one that STARTS with “Good Times Bad Times”) was recorded in nine days after the band’s lineup had been together for one month.

Not true. The band had toured in the fall as the New Yardbirds and had every night to rehearse and play together.
How difficult is it to record an album of covers and songs stolen from others?

5. Jimmy Page produced every Zeppelin record himself, and made sure he had a new engineer on every new album so no one else could possibly take credit for their sound.

An egomaniac to the Nth degree.

6. The Reverse Echo.

This was a mistake. Music is recorded on tapes on reels. The reels are supposed to be stored on the take-up reel, not on the source reel. If you store it on the source reel, you get this "reverse echo". It is an undesirable effect.

7. They only did ONE television appearance in their history as a band.

Everyone hated this band because they sucked.

8. The Legend of ZOSO.

Of these ingenious symbols, John Bonham's represents the bottom of 3 beer cans.


9. The subsequent legend of “Stairway to Heaven.”

No argument. A legendary song in the anals of Rock.
Possible written by Spirit.

10. Creating and breaking arena rock records.

Records are meant to be broken. These attendance records are 10 years after the Beatles.
The Who was the loudest band. Who cares?

11. The Riot House.

All their nights of debauchery combined was not even close to one night of Keith Moon. Period. Don't even try to argue this point.

12. They had a custom private plane by 1973.

So what. The Rolling Stones had a mobile studio. The Beatles owned record companies.
While other bands were making music with their profits, Zeppelin profited from decadent troop transport.

13. When Physical Graffiti was released in 1975, all of their previous records re-entered the Billboard Hot 200 chart.

Nice little figure. A feather in their cap. Who cares.


14. Jimmy Page shreds THIS like it’s no big deal.

He should. He had been playing rock music for 15 years at that point.
BTW, it has been said many times that Zeppelin live was one of the thinnest and most empty sounds of any band. All the live albums have tons of overdubs to create a full sound. Contrast this with The Who, Rush, ZZ TOP, Hendrix, Cream. All who have a wall of sound with only guitar, bass, and drums.



15. John Paul Jones is SO much more than a bass player.

No argument. Simply the best player in the band. Period.


16. John Bonham is a beast. Period.

Period.


17. Beneath his total godliness and perfection, Robert Plant is a Tolkien-loving nerd.

His whole look is stolen from Daltrey's Tommy look.


18. They never won a single Grammy, but got the Lifetime Achievement Award in 2005.


An interesting little fact that will help you get a slice of pie in Trivial Pursuit.


19. They’re not just rock royalty. Page and Plant are actual royalty now.

???? What the hell?

20. All of these achievements are based on a body of work that started and ended in only 12 YEARS.

Really, Only 8 years. The band was dead by 1976. But fools like you have worshiped Zeppelin with irrational fervor.
Cream was around for 3 years and achieved much more musically.

[Nitro Express]

Led Zeppelin was the first super group. The only entertainer that did it big before them was Elvis and frankly I think Led Zep borrowed from Elvis a bit as well as far as having the plane and the big image. Led Zep were master borrowers kind of like the Japanese. They would take something someone else had invented and then did something different with it.

At least the Japanese gave some credit. They always acknowledged W. Edward Deming for being a basis of what helped make their manufacturing world class and still give a Deming award for excellence. Led Zep just took without giving anyone any credit.

[Satan]

Led Zeppelin was the first super group. The only entertainer that did it big before them was Elvis and frankly I think Led Zep borrowed from Elvis a bit as well as far as having the plane and the big image. .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex9fJ5RzvU8

[Kristy]

Really, Only 8 years. The band was dead by 1976. But fools like you have worshiped Zeppelin with irrational fervor.
Cream was around for 3 years and achieved much more musically.

By the height of their "career" Schepply were nothing more than being ANOTHER drug-fucked, burnt-out, bloated dog & pony rock act. Apart from their first recording which was a plagiarist study of American "blooz" culture their studio outputs became abysmal and dull. Even Jimmy Page knew how limited they were in original scope and talent and relied more on his business knowledge to keep the myth of Schepply alive. No doubt that fuckface Page saw the band as a business and ran it as such. That, if anything was the true motivation of keeping their myth alive.

As I said so many times, Schepply music was poorly recorded, mixed, produced and played. The aesthetics of Schepply don't hold up to the limey counterpart offerings of say, Bowie, The Faces, or T.Rex were doing in terms of production value and thought. Their music just innervates and bores me to tears.

I will never, and thank fuck for it, NEVER see the appeal of this band.

[Kristy]

Shit stained topic to begin with. Just another in a series of Kirsten Dunst/Softcock99's abject retardation.

[Kristy]

Shhhhhhh.....Krusty does not want anyone to know about that....

Do something constructive with your life - like become a moving target for Isis for example.

[wolfsbane]

I don't know what your made-up definition of supergroup is; but, the normal use of the word is a group consisting of well-known, well-respected musicians. Examples are Cream, Blind Faith, Traveling Wilburys, Asia, California Breed, and such.

[Satan]

Technically, Cream was considered a "supergroup" at the time, but had anybody really heard of Ginger Baker or Jack Bruce before then? Or after they broke up, for that matter.

[twonabomber]

WTF is California Breed?

[Satan]

WTF is California Breed?

I never heard of them either, so I looked it up......


California Breed is an English-American hard rock band based in Los Angeles, California. Formed in 2013, the band is a supergroup composed of bassist and vocalist Glenn Hughes, guitarist and vocalist Andrew Watt, and drummer Jason Bonham.

OK, so you have a drummer who is famous for being a legendary drummer's kid. A bass player who is famous for being a third string member of a band that shouldn't have been called "Deep Purple" by the time he joined, and an even more pathetic version of "Black Sabbath" by the time he joined them. And a guitarist I never fucking heard of at all.

That's not a supergroup. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

[cadaverdog]

Led Zeppelin was the first super group. The only entertainer that did it big before them was Elvis and frankly I think Led Zep borrowed from Elvis a bit as well as far as having the plane and the big image.

Understandable considering Elvis was / is Plant's idol.

[Satan]

Understandable considering Elvis was / is Plant's idol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBI_l7-m2XU

[cadaverdog]

1. The real first supergroup was Cream. Led Zep was a COPY of this idea. Also, how is Zep a supergroup when only one member of the band was someone before the group started.
2. How difficult is it to record an album of covers and songs stolen from othersect.
3. They only did ONE television appearance in their history as a band.
4.Everyone hated this band because they sucked.

1. If Cream is a supergroup, so is Zep.
2. If it's that easy where's your album?
3. Who cares? I know I don't.
4. Sure they did. That's why they sold so many albums and concert tickets. You know what they say about opinions.
BTW: When did you become the spokesman for everyone?

[twonabomber]

I never heard of them either, so I looked it up......



OK, so you have a drummer who is famous for being a legendary drummer's kid. A bass player who is famous for being a third string member of a band that shouldn't have been called "Deep Purple" by the time he joined, and an even more pathetic version of "Black Sabbath" by the time he joined them. And a guitarist I never fucking heard of at all.

That's not a supergroup. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

Maybe wolfsbane is their guitar player, trying to drum up business! :D

[cadaverdog]

OK, so you have a drummer who is famous for being a legendary drummer's kid.
He's most famous for that but he's qualify as a member of a supergroup based on his own body of work too.

[cadaverdog]

Maybe wolfsbane is their guitar player, trying to drum up business!
Drum up or strum up?:metalbang:

[FORD]

He's most famous for that but he's qualify as a member of a supergroup based on his own body of work too.

His own body of work?

You mean that godawful hair band in the 80s that tried to sound like his daddy's band (and failed miserably, just like all the other hair bands that tried to do the same)

Or do you mean his more recent experience with that fraudulent act that tours state fairs calling itself "Foreigner"? (Maybe that's how he and Glen Hughes met.... at a convention for musicians who were members of fake bands using the name of actual bands that are long gone)

[cadaverdog]

Or do you mean his more recent experience with that fraudulent act that tours state fairs calling itself "Foreigner"? (Maybe that's how he and Glen Hughes met.... at a convention for musicians who were members of fake bands using the name of actual bands that are long gone)
Foriegner is and has always been Mick Jones band. Who died and made you judge of which bands are real and which ones are fake?

[FORD]

You can't have a band with one guy in it, and everybody else a bunch of scabs. Call it something else.... "Mick Jones & the Scabs" maybe? Hell, call it "Spooky Tooth", for all I care. It's as much that band as it is Foreigner, only nobody would care, because who the fuck remembers Spooky Tooth??

[lesfunk]

... because who the fuck remembers Spooky Tooth??

Better by You better than me.
Also "Burn" is a top 3 Deep Purple album

[Nitro Express]

Technically, Cream was considered a "supergroup" at the time, but had anybody really heard of Ginger Baker or Jack Bruce before then? Or after they broke up, for that matter.

Cream was called a "supergroup" because it had three hot shot musicians. It was more of a power trio. Led Zeppelin was composed of good musicians but they also lived life big and promoted an image of themselves. They pioneered what rock stars were supposed to be.

[Kristy]

I have become bored with you all.

[lesfunk]

I hear ya sister...

[Nitro Express]

Sorry Kristy. I'm sorry I don't have a video of ISIS beheading Jimmy Page to share with you.

[cadaverdog]

You can't have a band with one guy in it, and everybody else a bunch of scabs. Call it something else.... "Mick Jones & the Scabs" maybe? Hell, call it "Spooky Tooth", for all I care. It's as much that band as it is Foreigner, only nobody would care, because who the fuck remembers Spooky Tooth??
Sorry dude. Didn't realize what a big Lou Gramm fan you were. Foreigner sucks no matter who's in the group.They have a couple decents songs but the rest of their crap might as well be elevator music. The point was Jason Bonham would be considered a possible candidate for a supergroup based on fact he played with Led Zeppelin even if he wasn't John Bonham's son. He played in Steel Dragon too dude.

[cadaverdog]

I had to get rid of that Aleister Crowly picture. That evil bastard was trying to steal my soul. I'm sorry I had that fucker on there.

[Satan]

I had to get rid of that Aleister Crowly picture. That evil bastard was trying to steal my soul. I'm sorry I had that fucker on there.

Too late for that. Your future accomodations in our warm and toasty eternal climate have been reserved for a long time now..... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

[cadaverdog]

Too late for that. Your future accomodations in our warm and toasty eternal climate have been reserved for a long time now.....
Looking at that picture of Aleister creeped me out. I smoked some of the good stuff from the dispensary earlier. It looked like he was giving me the evil eye so I deleted that image from my computer and my avatar. I believe some people are truly evil and I suspect Aleister was one of them. Jimmy's my favorite guitar player but he was into some strange shit and might still be. Aleister's old house that Jimmy used to own looks like an evil place too.

[Satan]

Yep, Aleister is evil, He literaly called himself "The Beast 666" while up therre on Earth, which people didn't really do a lot before heavy metal was invented.

And he passed his evil down to his descendants as well.......

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ziA3dVwPw74/TWfSZNZyPfI/AAAAAAAAATw/SRCBbLbGhcg/s1600/Aleister_and_Barbara.jpg

[Kristy]

How is Crowley related to Barbara Bush? I can see some similarities in the sense she is evil by possessing such a polluted womb but apart from that.

[Kristy]

Sorry Kristy. I'm sorry I don't have a video of ISIS beheading Jimmy Page to share with you.

Who gives a shit about some bloated millionaire rock star? And what in the fuck would that have anything to do with a militant Islamic terrorist organization that is the creation of Saudi Arabian and U.S. Government? Like I said Kirsten Dunst original post was insipid and juvenile to begin much like all of his post. Classic rock is dead. Get yourself in some form of fucking therapy to learn how to let it go.

[Satan]

How is Crowley related to Barbara Bush? I can see some similarities in the sense she is evil by possessing such a polluted womb but apart from that.

He's her father.

And yes, a Devil is completely serious. Pauline Pierce (Babsie's mama) was married to a guy named Marvin Pierce, but at the time the future wife of a smack dealing terrorist training Kennedy killer and mother of a Chimp was conceived, Pauline was running around Europe with Mr. Crowley, and old Marvin was back home in the states.

So poor dumb Chimpy had one HELL of a bloodline - on both sides of his family tree.

[Kristy]

He's her father.

I call shenanigans on that. A myth. Much like how Robert Johnson actually sold his "soul" at some lonely crossroads so Eric Clapton could become a millionaire. People like unfounded stories - why else would the Bible exist?

[Satan]

It's absolutely true that Robert Johnson is a client. He just had the unfortunate luck of selling me his soul at a time when the record industry treated artists like shit, let alone black artists. So while his actual recordings are hard to find (and usually horribly mastered if you do), his songs certainly live on. Even if it is mostly due to white English guys covering them......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryRDcE2sB2A

[Kristy]

Where is the proof? It's all myth. There is no known documented evidence of Johnson ever doing much in life other than contracting syphilis. Crossroads has always been a myth and today stands as nothing more than being a really shitty tourist destination.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/19/6f/0d/at-the-crossroads-clarksdale.jpg

[cadaverdog]

He's her father.

Quite the accusation with zero proof to back it up. Sounds like you've been listening to your pal Mike Malloy again. AKA the liberal Alex Jones.

[Satan]

Quite the accusation with zero proof to back it up. Sounds like you've been listening to your pal Mike Malloy again. AKA the liberal Alex Jones.

You forget that Aleister and I go back a long way. Long before he became a resident of Hell. He told me this himself. And he's very proud of the levels of evil achieved by his grandsons, despite Chimpy's stupidity.

[cadaverdog]

You forget that Aleister and I go back a long way. Long before he became a resident of Hell. He told me this himself. And he's very proud of the levels of evil achieved by his grandsons, despite Chimpy's stupidity.
What I forget is that you have a loose screw in your head. The liberal Alex Jones loosened it with his propaganda.

[Hardrock69]

5. Jimmy Page produced every Zeppelin record himself, and made sure he had a new engineer on every new album so no one else could possibly take credit for their sound.

An egomaniac to the Nth degree.


Only if true. I doubt the person who wrote the article was personal friends with the band during their recording career.




6. The Reverse Echo.

This was a mistake. Music is recorded on tapes on reels. The reels are supposed to be stored on the take-up reel, not on the source reel. If you store it on the source reel, you get this "reverse echo". It is an undesirable effect.



:lmao: :lol: :hee: Music CAN be recorded on tape, but most is not these days. How can you store a reel on a reel? Oh, my bad. I guess you just stack one on top of the other. So if you stack one of them on the source reel, it gives it a reverse echo?

So I can have a source reel and a take-up reel laying flat on a table. If you stack a reel on the source reel, and it gives you a reverse echo, if you instead decide to stack the reel on the take-up reel instead, do you get a normal, forward echo? Or no echo at all? Or if it is a mistake, I guess you just have to stack the reel on top of the source reel and just hope that it adds the reverse echo somewhere on the tape at random?

Ok and one or two more questions: How long are you supposed to stack the reel on the source tape for the reverse echo to appear on it? Is there any way to know in advance how strong of an echo it will be? Or what the decay rate will be? Is there some way to make it so that you get a reverse echo on just one hit of the hi-hat on bar 458 of the song? Does it require that you adjust exactly where the reel sits on top of the source tape in order to determine where you can make the echo occur?

What if you have several reels of tape?
http://i57.tinypic.com/2s8pv87.jpg

Are these reels stacked properly on top of the source reel so that they can have reverse echo? And is there a particular brand of tape like Sony, Maxell, MCI, etc. that is better for reverse echo than Ampex? What model number of Ampex tape should be used? 560? 456? 499?

Haff yooo bin smoke-eeeeng KKKRRRRAAAAKKKKK??????

Backwards echo or reverb can be used to seriously enhance things.

Hardly an "undesirable" effect.

No it is not an effect people bother with on a majority of tunes (like standard plate reverb or something), but ANY effect is useful as another tool that any self-respecting engineer or producer should have in their arsenal.

I have used backwards echoes and reverbs on numerous tunes, and it really sounded cool.

It would not surprise me if it's discovery was a mistake. Much like flanging. Those happy accidents are what have improved recording techniques over the years.

Back in the olden days this is how they did it.
http://i62.tinypic.com/29zc77s.jpg

That guy is an engineer. He went to college for 23 years to learn how to what he is doing here. Pushing some buttons. See, that is the very first 32-track recorder, made in 1954. It had a modulated die-electric source reel. That is the big reel on the left up top. The guy is adjusting the magneto-dynamic variance by turning that dial below to parity. Once it gets to parity, the source reel automatically generates a magnetic pulse. You can synchronize the die-electric source reel with the smaller reels just below it. They can use punch cards to tell the vacuum tube interface what settings to use to determine whether the pulse creates a forward, or a backward echo.
http://i61.tinypic.com/2s1t3b5.gif

I found all the above info at a top-secret website I belong to with nothing but multi-platinum engineers and producers.

This is the current state of the art way of doing things:

http://i57.tinypic.com/ka31gz.jpg

In the above photo, the guy (who is a good friend of mine) has gone on ebay on bought TWO source reels. He put them both on that SONY deck below, and is going to make a reverse echo on both the reels on that TEAC deck. See, that way he can get twice as much reverse echo in half the time.

He did say it is getting harder to find good tape these days though. He says the Scotch company might be going out of business. I don't know what we will do if that happens.

I guess we will all just have one of these:
http://i62.tinypic.com/qs44co.jpg




7.
They only did ONE television appearance in their history as a band.

Everyone hated this band because they sucked.
:lol:

Firstly, the guy who wrote the article IS wrong.....there is a most famous black and white video of a TV broadcast they did in Denmark when they did their first tour as the "New Yardbirds".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNVRIPgfRNE

Secondly, you will probably never in your lifetime play in a band who even could approach them when they were a young shit hot band. Like Van Halen was.

Hater.

:hee:




14. Jimmy Page shreds THIS like it’s no big deal.

He should. He had been playing rock music for 15 years at that point.
BTW, it has been said many times that Zeppelin live was one of the thinnest and most empty sounds of any band. All the live albums have tons of overdubs to create a full sound. Contrast this with The Who, Rush, ZZ TOP, Hendrix, Cream. All who have a wall of sound with only guitar, bass, and drums.

It has? By whom? What armies of armchair pundits who vomit such inept baby-gurgles ever even heard them live?

I have a lot of incredible sounding bootlegs that would easily prove such foolishness to be false, and and that was the beauty of the band...they only had 4 people. They did not need 3 keyboard players, 4 guitarists 8 hot female African American background singers and a fucking grand piano, with a speshul fucking appearance by the Moron Tabbur-nackul Kwire.

That left them lotsa space to fill sonically, and they did so very efficiently and with great power.

Without any help from any other motherfuckers.

Page/Plant in the mid-to-late 90s was a reasonable fascimile. Stripped down sonic ass-kicking on a major scale. I did witness that in person.

They were not some superhuman guys who played everything perfect all the time. Even Hendrix had many an off-night. Babe Ruth may have been the home run king, but he also lead the leagues in strikeouts.

And so it was with Led Zep. Especially when James got into the smack.





20. All of these achievements are based on a body of work that started and ended in only 12 YEARS.

Really, Only 8 years. The band was dead by 1976. But fools like you have worshiped Zeppelin with irrational fervor.
Cream was around for 3 years and achieved much more musically.

So what if the band became lame by 1976. The definition of a "body of work" includes all the lame stuff. Live stuff too. Yes, it was 12 years. September, 1968 to September, 1980.

That statement about Cream is irrelevant. Hendrix was around for only 3 years in the public eye (as an A-list solo artist) but he achieved more musically than Cream, The Beatles, The Who, Jeff Beck, The Stones, and just about everyone who existed in the public eye from 1967 to 1970 COMBINED by a longshot.

Pretty much agree with everything else you posted.

But then, it does not matter what you or I think.

Krusty has been begging me for weeks to send her some of my Zep bootlegs.

So I told her I would give her a cheap substitute: This thread.

The purpose of this thread is NOT for a serious discussion on Led Zeppelin.

But thread derailment is encouraged around here.

Carry on.

[Kristy]

Another ghey Kirsten Dunst post.
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2008/12/09/x-20081209112456250.jpg

Thanks, Kirsten. Your knowledge on nothing helps nobody.

[Hardrock69]

Krusty, my darling.

My eternal love for you knows no bounds.

I thank you, My Mistress, for your kind and benevolent whispers in my ear as I.....uh....worship at your holey temple......

[Hardrock69]

The thought of you yelling at me gets me all hot 'n' stuff.

[Guitar Shark]

Another ghey Kirsten Dunst post.
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2008/12/09/x-20081209112456250.jpg

Thanks, Kirsten. Your knowledge on nothing helps nobody.

OK, I got a chuckle out of that.

[Hardrock69]

See? She even has a pet name for me.

I am so honored.

[Kristy]

I am so honored.

Whatever, cocksucker. Your interpolation tactic of some shitty classic rock dog and pony act went nowhere, did it not? Just like your life is going now.

[Mushroom]

Another ghey Kirsten Dunst post.
http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2008/12/09/x-20081209112456250.jpg

Thanks, Kirsten. Your knowledge on nothing helps nobody.

Damn what happened to her. She was cute in Interview with the Vampire.

[Kristy]

She's been posting here under the pseudonym 'SoftCock99' for years.


~Geesh~

[cadaverdog]

He's her father.

And yes, a Devil is completely serious. Pauline Pierce (Babsie's mama) was married to a guy named Marvin Pierce, but at the time the future wife of a smack dealing terrorist training Kennedy killer and mother of a Chimp was conceived, Pauline was running around Europe with Mr. Crowley, and old Marvin was back home in the states.

So poor dumb Chimpy had one HELL of a bloodline - on both sides of his family tree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeZ3ovtF510

[ashstralia]

Failed the snopes test also.

But snopes is funded by a super secret illuminati lizard lounge.

Did you know the collective noun for lizards was lounge? Me neither. We all learned summat today. :)

[Hardrock69]

Funny, there is no such username as "softcock99" around here.

Krusty is delusional

But I expected nothing less.

The Krusty robot becomes quite disfunctional when it is confronted with Led Zeppelin.

[Hardrock69]

KRUSTY!

EXECUTE YOUR PRIME FUNCTION!

http://i59.tinypic.com/9u3gh5.jpg

[Kristy]

Funny, there is no such username as "softcock99" around here.

Krusty is delusional

But I expected nothing less.

The Krusty robot becomes quite disfunctional when it is confronted with Led Zeppelin.

Spelled "dysfunctional" you G.E.D. dropout.

[Hardrock69]

Note how irritated the Krustybot gets when you intentionally spell something the way you mean it.

DIS-FUNCTION: A piece of software that is an insult to all other chatterbots due to it's functionality being flawed and imperfect.