Where has Von been?

[Kristy]

Is he in jail, dead or joined the Cult Of Homoreoticism?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d9jCj835ATY/TNIKnTk0HxI/AAAAAAAAATc/4UTYpDwYU1A/s1600/curious_dog.gif

[VAiN]

http://www.out-and-about-with-your-dog.com/images/golden-retriever-puppy-at-the-window-pane-21567451.jpg
It's cute that you miss him.

[Hardrock69]

She does not miss "him" exactly.

She misses tasting her own ass on his coch after he has buttraped her for a couple of hours then shoved it down her throat.

[DONNIEP]

I'll text him and let him know you're looking for him.

[Kristy]

That'll be a waste of time. Everyone knows Von can't read.

[Von Halen]

I already belong to the cult of homoeroticism.

Next time you're missing me, look me up on Skype. We can watch each other play with our peckers.

[DONNIEP]

I already belong to the cult of homoeroticism.

Next time you're missing me, look me up on Skype. We can watch each other play with our peckers.

Hey, I want in on this action! I got my Ballz™ out right now!

[ZahZoo]

You sure you want to be batting clean-up after those two miserable skanks..?

[DONNIEP]

You sure you want to be batting clean-up after those two miserable skanks..?

Pull down your pants and get in on the fun!

[cadaverdog]

Pull down your pants and get in on the fun!
I knew you were a homo. You sweet talk the ladies here but it's really the fellas you want to get busy with. You're on the down low. Luckily southerners have become more accepting of people with your life style. Next thing you know you'll be talking about getting a Dixie instead of a General Lee and wearing Daisy Dukes.

[cadaverdog]

You sure you want to be batting clean-up after those two miserable skanks..?
Why not? He's a switch hitter.

[DONNIEP]

I knew you were a homo. You sweet talk the ladies here but it's really the fellas you want to get busy with. You're on the down low. Luckily southerners have become more accepting of people with your life style. Next thing you know you'll be talking about getting a Dixie instead of a General Lee and wearing Daisy Dukes.

Are you coming on to me?

[vandeleur]

Cdog just outed Donniep Hahaha

[Nitro Express]

I already belong to the cult of homoeroticism.

Next time you're missing me, look me up on Skype. We can watch each other play with our peckers.

You've been riding around with Richard Simmons in the buggy too long.

[Nitro Express]

That's all we need. A Brokeback version of the Dukes of Hazzard. Who's going to screw Boss Hogg? Damn. It would be like fucking Deliverance. Squeal like a pig! Fuck da Hogg! Horrifying!

[Nitro Express]

Did you know Catherine Bach (Daisy Duke) was a dancer at Gazzaris? I wonder if she was doing the wet T shirt thing when Van Halen was playing there? I wonder if she did old man Gazzari?


The nightclub also "moonlighted" variously over the years a stage-dance venue, and Gazzarri's would often combine the strip-club-like dancing of attractive, young girls in between live band performances. The "Miss Gazzarri's Dancers" over the years included future Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner girlfriend Barbi Benton, and future television star Catherine "Daisy Duke" Bach. The club became a favorite hangout for teen dancers who loved live music, which was not lost on the neighboring television studios. Gazzarri's was acknowledged by TV executives as the real-life inspiration for music-based TV shows such as Don Kirshner's Rock Concert, The Monkees, and The Partridge Family.

[Kristy]

I already belong to the cult of homoeroticism.

Next time you're missing me, look me up on Skype. We can watch each other play with our peckers.

You have a woody, Von?
http://www.picgifs.com/clip-art/cartoons/woody-woodpecker/clip-art-woody-woodpecker-563779.jpg

[Kristy]

You sure you want to be batting clean-up after those two miserable skanks..?

Go fuck a box of Cheerios. Better yet, try getting a drink from one of your Californian reservoirs.

[ZahZoo]

Why would I want to get a drink from reservoirs over 1900 miles away from me..?

I've got a beautiful view of a 40,000 acre lake I can sit and stare at all day from my deck...

http://www.arkansas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Sugarloaf_Mountain_Greers_Ferry_Lake_Aerial_6627.j pg

[Hardrock69]

Yeah....he built a hi-rise, then decided to have a lake built in front of it.