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FORD
09-22-2014, 01:50 PM
http://9news.static9.net.au/~/media/images/2014/septembe4r/22/2209_tridevil_sp.ashx?w=603
(http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast)
A US massage therapist has gone to extreme lengths to become a reality TV star, undergoing surgery to add a third breast to her chest.

The Florida woman, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, said she spent $20,000 on the procedure a few months ago after finally finding a doctor willing to perform the operation.

“I called 50 doctors,” Tridevil told Real Radio 104.1.

“It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics.”

Tridevil’s third breast was constructed in the middle of her chest with a silicone implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen.

The surgeon was not able to make an artificial areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on.

Tridevil, whose dream is to have her own MTV reality show, said her parents did not take the news of her third breast well.

“My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad…he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it,” she said.

As well as hoping for fame and fortune, Tridevil said there was another major reason she had the surgery.

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

“Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty because if I wore makeup and cute clothes, I can still, you know... feel pretty.”

twonabomber
09-22-2014, 01:54 PM
Jumping off a building woulda been cheaper than $20k.

FORD
09-22-2014, 01:54 PM
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Eccentrica_Gallumbits

WACF
09-22-2014, 04:05 PM
Wasn't it Al Bundy that figured women needed a third breast...one on the back for dancing...

cadaverdog
09-22-2014, 05:31 PM
Wasn't it Al Bundy that figured women needed a third breast...one on the back for dancing... It sure was. I posted the same thing at another site earlier today.

cadaverdog
09-22-2014, 05:39 PM
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Eccentrica_Gallumbits I knew you were a conspiracy theorists and a liberal extremist but I didn't know you were an inbred alien geek too.

Ford Prefect was born on Betelgeuse Five. His father, who was also his uncle, was from Betelgeuse Seven, which was decimated during the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal./Sid./Year 03758. After this his father moved to Betelgeuse Five where he died of shame, due to his son's inability to pronounce name, in the language Praxibetel.

I got that from the link you posted.

vandeleur
09-22-2014, 05:52 PM
Cdog .. i suggest you read the books , your sense of humour will thank you for it :)

Seshmeister
09-22-2014, 07:18 PM
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Eccentrica_Gallumbits

And of course the one in Total Recall...

http://cbsmancave.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/triple1.jpg?w=642

VAiN
09-22-2014, 09:06 PM
Once again Florida delivers... This chick is bat-shit crazy.

FORD
09-22-2014, 09:40 PM
Once again Florida delivers... This chick is bat-shit crazy.

eh.... I've been with worse. Only with the usual number of tits though.

cadaverdog
09-22-2014, 10:46 PM
Cdog .. i suggest you read the books , your sense of humour will thank you for it :)
I didn't think that was Ford from here but I thought it was a strange coincidence there was a Ford character mentioned on the same page the link he posted lead to. For all I know that might be why he chose that name.

FORD
09-22-2014, 11:22 PM
Nope. I am a big fan of the Hitchhikers books, but that had nothing to do with my name. Nor did the temporary President from the mid 70s, or any model of car.

Nitro Express
09-23-2014, 12:21 AM
And of course the one in Total Recall...

http://cbsmancave.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/triple1.jpg?w=642

You would need two dicks to titty fuck her.

twonabomber
09-23-2014, 07:41 PM
This bitch is as fake as Brenna Lee Roth.

Seshmeister
09-28-2014, 08:38 AM
Busted!

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/weird/2014/09/23/tampa-three-breasted-woman-hoax/16103527/

Nickdfresh
09-28-2014, 09:47 AM
Ha! She really needs plastic surgery on the face, though...

Kristy
09-28-2014, 10:12 AM
The surgeon was not able to make an artificial areola, so Tridevil had one tattooed on.

That's just fucking gross.

Jérôme Frenchise
09-28-2014, 10:37 AM
And of course the one in Total Recall...

http://cbsmancave.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/triple1.jpg?w=642

Of course, how not to think about her?

That said, what about an uncensored pic? :)

http://mondocine.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Lycia-naff.png

Seshmeister
09-28-2014, 02:37 PM
I couldn't find one which is crazy when you consider the amount of utter filth on the internet. :)

Jérôme Frenchise
09-29-2014, 10:07 AM
:) Crazy indeed. I bet you took those blurred boobs from an American site. ;)

Now I predict some dude will announce a 3rd bollock transplant.

Nitro Express
09-29-2014, 10:29 AM
I want to play them boobs like a harmonica.

Jérôme Frenchise
09-29-2014, 10:59 AM
Wanna play boobie woogie?