IKEA Can Fuck Me

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16337

    IKEA Can Fuck Me

    Who comes up with this shit?
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58759

    #2
    The "executive desk" is the only piece of furniture pictured there that looks remotely solid enough for two people to be fucking on it.

    MAYBE the "hanging chair", presuming it is hanging from a steel cable that is securely mounted to a hard wood or steel beam in the ceiling, but that's the only other possibility I'm seeing.

    And it seems like an odd advertising choice in either case. Unless it was a print ad in Playboy or whatever.
    Eat Us And Smile

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    • smorgdonkey
      Roadie
      • Jul 2004
      • 119

      #3
      Hi. Nicer to meet you - my name is IKEA.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32797

        #4
        Who's going to fuck in a hammock? Get a damn futon and fuck on the floor.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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