IKEA Can Fuck Me

[Kristy]

Who comes up with this shit?
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[FORD]

The "executive desk" is the only piece of furniture pictured there that looks remotely solid enough for two people to be fucking on it.

MAYBE the "hanging chair", presuming it is hanging from a steel cable that is securely mounted to a hard wood or steel beam in the ceiling, but that's the only other possibility I'm seeing.

And it seems like an odd advertising choice in either case. Unless it was a print ad in Playboy or whatever.

[smorgdonkey]

Hi. Nicer to meet you - my name is IKEA.

[Nitro Express]

Who's going to fuck in a hammock? Get a damn futon and fuck on the floor.