Countdown to the DONNIEP's annual Hagar Beach Rum Birthday Bash!

[WARF]

Just like Samuel Roy Hagar, I say we shall honor his birthday all month long. We've got 5 days til the big party! (I bet DONNIE didn't think I would remember his birthday.) HA! Come on man, before I got my ass out of bed and started my own business... I could barely afford a half pint of RUBLE© vodka. I think RUBLE is French for rubbing alcohol...

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uh huh

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!

You are my WOLFGANG VAN HALEN, brutha!!!!

You got me out of bed from drinking 24 hours a day, relocated back to sunny Florida and inspired me to start my own BIZNESS!!!

If it wasn't for all the cocaine money© and hookers™ you sent via the DONNIEP PIGGY BANK™ and ATMS and stuff I would have been found dead in my room from starvation™, dehydration™ or even excessive MASTURBATION™....

And just like the mindless masses who groupthink about WEIGHTGAIN VAN HALEN, you truly are my SAVIOR!

Happy Birthday Donniep, and have a Sammy Hagar Beach Rum™ on me you little devil!

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30 days of Donniep begin now....

Sorta like that arc, my nigga Noah built for all his cows n' horses n' shit.....

You da man DONNIEP, I don't care how often to you talk to yaself in the shoutbox you rule duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!

1-800-see-ya

(P.S. - Find Kim Kardashians ass)

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[TFM_Dale]

Funny post! Happy early birthday Donnie!

[DONNIEP]

Hahahahah!! How'd you know I'm going to Cabo to hang with Sammy for my birthday?? That's right - me, Sammy and Mikey are gonna rock the fuck out and make that gay pussy symbol with our hands while we do the 5150 Walk straight thru the middle of town!

Thanks for the birthday wish, my insane brother! Now, I got a great idea for a message board...you're gonna love this one...

[DONNIEP]

Funny post! Happy early birthday Donnie!

Thanks pal!

[WARF]

I make that gay symbol too when I jerk off....

http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/news/4338041_anthonyhagar_200.jpg

But my dick is too fuckin' small to fit in between the Illuminati triangle uh huh...

But I digress....

Nah man... no more message boards!

Me and you to making message boards is the equivalent to William Shatner making funny television sitcoms....

I'm done with the interwebz, but I shall check in from time to time to salute you or read Kristy trash a Led Zeppelin album....

Well... I may come back part time.... but Von Hagar gotta give me privileges to his 5150 buggy....

[DONNIEP]

That pic of Mikey and Sammy is even gayer than that picture of you and me in that bath house in Boston!

[WARF]

Fuck MASSHOLEchusetts, I got a pad right now right next to beach in South Florida.

Everyone on my newsfeed is cryin' about the weather and I post pictures of beaches and palm trees just to be a cunt....

[DONNIEP]

I got a pad right now right next to beach in South Florida

What? Next you're gonna tell me you're getting married hahahaha!!

[WARF]

In order to get married I need to be able to keep a woman in the same room with me for over 5 mins without splashing a drink in my face... ;)

[DONNIEP]

In order to get married I need to be able to keep a woman in the same room with me for over 5 mins without splashing a drink in my face... ;)

I keep telling you: Don't pay until AFTER you bang the hooker!

[Nickdfresh]

Hahahahah!! How'd you know I'm going to Cabo to hang with Sammy for my birthday?? That's right - me, Sammy and Mikey are gonna rock the fuck out and make that gay pussy symbol with our hands while we do the 5150 Walk straight thru the middle of town!

Thanks for the birthday wish, my insane brother! Now, I got a great idea for a message board...you're gonna love this one...


It's all worth it if you bring a taser. :)

Happy birthday...

[DONNIEP]

Thanks man! I'm gonna bring you back a Sammy signed bottle of Cabo Wabo! It'll probably be empty but it's the thought that counts!

[FORD]

Happy beerday!

Drink something good for a change.....

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This one comes from your own (red)neck of the woods...... :gulp:

http://brew.oskarblues.com/ob-beers/seasonals/ten-fidy/

[DONNIEP]

I'll have to check it out! Straight from Brevard - should be good.

[FORD]

Had some of their "Old Chub" Scotch Ale this past summer. It was surprisingly good for a canned beer. Haven't seen the stout up here yet, but if I do, I'm definitely trying some. :gulp:

[vandeleur]

All the best ya big girl :D

[Nickdfresh]

Thanks man! I'm gonna bring you back a Sammy signed bottle of Cabo Wabo! It'll probably be empty but it's the thought that counts!

I don't mind Cabo actually, but there is so much far better tequila for that price. I don't think Sam even owns much of it anymore...

[DONNIEP]

I've never had it. Don't drink tequila really. But I have seen it at the party likker store - it was like 60 bucks when it first came out. Seems like an insane price to me.

[Sensible Shoes]

In order to get married I need to be able to keep a woman in the same room with me for over 5 mins without splashing a drink in my face... ;)

You had me, and you threw me away. I shall never forgive you. I splash a virtual drink in your face.

[Kristy]

Walmart patrons deserve no "happy birthdays."


EVER!

[ZahZoo]

Oh good... another birthday!! One step closer to old guy status and an AARP membership!!

[Kristy]

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv219/Metaltim/April%202012/hAGARRUM.jpg

Proof that F A T boy literally shits out that swill.

[WARF]

Oh good... another birthday!! One step closer to old guy status and an AARP membership!!

There's a rumor circulating that your Member No. here is also your age.... ;)

[ZahZoo]

LOL nah... check back in about 5 years then we'll be getting close!!

[WARF]

Who the hell is the oldest member here anyways? I doubt there is anyone here older than grandpa ZahZoo!

Von Hagar just turned eligible for the Denny's senior breakfast menu.....

[ZahZoo]

There's a few older than me... Sweet Irony is a little older. Don't recall the others...

[Hardrock69]

Happy Bufday D.

Sorry you will get within 500 miles of the klown.

Have fun though.

[Kristy]

Let's all pitch in and buy Donnie a $3 gift certificate at Walmart for his pigshitlins or whatever they are called.

[Angel]

I think Shoes is a little older. I'm not far behind...

[Nitro Express]

Fuck MASSHOLEchusetts, I got a pad right now right next to beach in South Florida.

Everyone on my newsfeed is cryin' about the weather and I post pictures of beaches and palm trees just to be a cunt....

Right on! If you can't stand the weather MOVE! I love the whole winter holidays thing that get rolling forth after Thanksgiving. I'm not the snowbound I used to be so after New Years I have the hankering to jet off to a warm local. As soon as we are empty nesters that will be for longer durations.

[Nitro Express]

In order to get married I need to be able to keep a woman in the same room with me for over 5 mins without splashing a drink in my face... ;)

It helps if you remember their name and no, she wasn't the same girl you slept with two nights before.

[Nitro Express]

Just like Samuel Roy Hagar, I say we shall honor his birthday all month long. We've got 5 days til the big party! (I bet DONNIE didn't think I would remember his birthday.) HA! Come on man, before I got my ass out of bed and started my own business... I could barely afford a half pint of RUBLE© vodka. I think RUBLE is French for rubbing alcohol...

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2052/2197160834_1ff0bf57ab.jpg

uh huh

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!

You are my WOLFGANG VAN HALEN, brutha!!!!

You got me out of bed from drinking 24 hours a day, relocated back to sunny Florida and inspired me to start my own BIZNESS!!!

If it wasn't for all the cocaine money© and hookers™ you sent via the DONNIEP PIGGY BANK™ and ATMS and stuff I would have been found dead in my room from starvation™, dehydration™ or even excessive MASTURBATION™....

And just like the mindless masses who groupthink about WEIGHTGAIN VAN HALEN, you truly are my SAVIOR!

Happy Birthday Donniep, and have a Sammy Hagar Beach Rum™ on me you little devil!

http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv219/Metaltim/April%202012/hAGARRUM.jpg

30 days of Donniep begin now....

Sorta like that arc, my nigga Noah built for all his cows n' horses n' shit.....

You da man DONNIEP, I don't care how often to you talk to yaself in the shoutbox you rule duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!

1-800-see-ya

(P.S. - Find Kim Kardashians ass)

http://krazyinsidekenya.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wpid-screenshot_2014-11-15-07-20-25.png



Don't give Donnie too much credit man. It was those Tom Vu jedi master tricks you learned at the seminar. Now let's take that Cigarette boat of yours out to The Bahamas and lay siege to Nassau and sail away with someone's daughters.

[WARF]

Tom Vu is my fucking idol.... fuck David Lee Roth!

come to muh sem-me-nah!

[Nitro Express]

Tom Vu is the man. He's going to teach us how to bring 80's decadence back! Have some guts! Make a decision! I'm going to make you rich Bud Fox! Winning!

[Sensible Shoes]

I think Shoes is a little older. I'm not far behind...

Older than Zah? Wow, I didn't realize that.

[Angel]

Older than Zah? Wow, I didn't realize that.
Of course...I could.be wrong. I actually have no idea, lol

[ZahZoo]

Older than Zah? Wow, I didn't realize that.

I don't think so... y'all definitely don't look older!!

No matter who's the elder... all these young punks and malcontents need to show some respect and honor!!

We started the party for them when they were still dry humping their Barney & Big Bird toys... they should be thankful to have such good hosts with the stamina to carry it a generation plus!!

[Von Halen]

Happy Birthday Donnie!

If you were here, I'd let you take the FrankenBuggy out for a cruise!

[Kristy]

Happy Birthday Donnie!

If you were here, I'd let you take the FrankenBuggy out for a cruise!

He would only drive it to a Walmart.

[DONNIEP]

He would only drive it to a Walmart.

Not only to the Walmart, but through the Walmart! Hell, I could blast some Best Of Both Worlds on that killer stereo right there in the beer section, get out and do the 5150 walk and then do a big ass burn out straight out the store! They'd make me like mayor or something!