Donnie's Walmart Adventures!

[DONNIEP]

I had to swing by the Walmart today. Kristy said she picked up a fresh bag of Purple People Eater and, well, she gets grumpy if we run out of munchies while she's tokin' up and rockin' out to some classic Billy Joel. So off to the Walmart I go for Tostitos, salsa, and chocolate puddings. And luckily for you all, I snapped the pic below in the parking lot - one of the local hillbillies laid out in the front seat, snoring like a motherfucker.

Don't worry Kristy - I didn't forget the pickled eggs!

http://s27.postimg.org/lk5o8f3xv/4144_E072_8957_4659_8_E60_84_FA3114_DA1_C_zpscndha gbm.jpg

[Hardrock69]

What do you mean?

That IS Krusty! :hee:

[Nitro Express]

Did you spray NASCAR SUCKS! on the side of his car?

[Hardrock69]

:hee:

[Nitro Express]

You don't go to Walmart to buy their shitty junk. You go for the entertainment value.

[DONNIEP]

Did you spray NASCAR SUCKS! on the side of his car?

That'll get you shot down here!!

[Kristy]

Well, I'll be! 9mm ammo is fucking cheap at FATmart

[Kristy]

What in the fuck is wrong with people who shop at WalSnot? When was this...two or so days ago (before the snowstorm so... three days ago..?) Anyhoo, it's 8:30-ish and my roommate wants to go to WhiteWalTrash for "cheap diary." Keep in mind it's @ 8:30 at night and I swear to fuck there are people there shopping in their pajamas. "Hey, not quite bed time but seeing as I'm already dressed for it why not go to WalHack?"

I just don't "get" you, Donnie.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

I lov Walmart

[ashstralia]

I would hope it's a cheap diary, March is nearly here! :)

[Kristy]

You, fuck off.

[ZahZoo]

Still doing the roommate thing at your age..?

[Nickdfresh]

One of the dumbest things I've done recently, among many dumb things, was shop at Wal-Mart for produce. Ugh, it was awful there.

I do go there for auto stuff like synthetic oil which is decently priced and a good selection. Also refined in the USA, but even that's like twice a year maybe...

[Von Halen]

One of the dumbest things I've done recently, among many dumb things, was shop at Wal-Mart for produce. Ugh, it was awful there.



I hate to tell you, but they are getting their produce from the same places everybody else is, including the supposed "organic" stuff at Whole Foods. I am friends with the owner of one of the largest produce farmers in Michigan, and they are supplying all the different stores, with the same fruit.

[Von Halen]

Still doing the roommate thing at your age..?

(S)he's the American version of Angel.

[Kristy]

(S)he's the American version of Angel.

And you're the wannabe versh of Trollvis.

[Nickdfresh]

I hate to tell you, but they are getting their produce from the same places everybody else is, including the supposed "organic" stuff at Whole Foods. I am friends with the owner of one of the largest produce farmers in Michigan, and they are supplying all the different stores, with the same fruit.


They may be, but had absolutely no selection and I think I couldn't even find fucking green beans. And shop at a Wegmans next time your here and tell me how Walfarts produce is like theirs...

[Phil theStalker]

I dOOn't aLwAYs goo t2o WaLLMarrt. Butt wen I doo I'mm ReeMinDed I HIT da GENEtIC LoTTeRY POWERRBALL!

[Von Halen]

They may be, but had absolutely no selection and I think I couldn't even find fucking green beans. And shop at a Wegmans next time your here and tell me how Walfarts produce is like theirs...

I will never come to that shithole again!

[Kristy]

Good for you. You go, girl.

[Nickdfresh]

I will never come to that shithole again!

:D Don't be bitter over sexual harassment charges from college girls ;)

[ZahZoo]

Good things happen at Walmart...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4QICvwEmWY#t=97

[philouze]

Makes me wanna pick my gee-tah

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[WARF]

WIPPIE = Walmart Hippie