Three Easy Ways To Avoid Obamacare

[ELVIS]

:cool8:

[ELVIS]

:amen:

[ELVIS]

To Hell with Obombacare...

[dazzlindino]

what healthcare was mentioned in the bible.....

[ELVIS]

Taking care of your brother in Christ...

[dazzlindino]

I know of a young man who just became crippled...will he be able to walk...he has been devoted his whole life.....his family too...
I know of a young women who spent her 18th birthday in the Dell children's center for cancer....she has been devoted her whole life...her family too...

can you explain to us...how your explanation fits in....would like to tell these folks your response....I will see them in a couple of days....

[ELVIS]

Tell them I will pray for them...

You should do the same...

[dazzlindino]

I will let them know...that elvis is praying for them....
I will be sure to remind them...also when he can walk and when she is cured....she is also in line to have to get a heart transplant as the kemo has wrecked her body...

[ELVIS]

That sucks...

I prayed, and I continue to pray prayers of intercession for both of them as brothers and sisters, as well as their families in the Name of Jesus Christ...

Amen!

[FORD]

what healthcare was mentioned in the bible.....

JC never asked about "pre-existing condidtions" or made anybody pay a premium or high deductible before He healed them.

Jesuscare was the ultimate single payer plan.

[ELVIS]

To Hell with the corrupt government system and it's health tax and penalties...

Men and women of God have alternatives, as I have pointed out...

And these alternatives are growing rapidly...

[FORD]

Well, I would suggest that you and Dr. Ben Carson start your own hospital then.... but you wouldn't work with him, would you? ;)

[ELVIS]

Medi-share is another one...

[Nickdfresh]

Taking care of your brother in Christ...

Unless he's a different color, nationality, or religion than you are....

[ELVIS]

Color or nationality doesn't matter...

Religion ??

You must profess faith in Jesus Christ, have a real testimony and contribute to a local body of Christ to take part in any of these programs...

[Hardrock69]

Why?

Because the programs are run by bigoted assholes who refuse to help someone who does not mumble the same fairy tale bullshit as they do?

Fucking healthcare through those programs can only make someone worse off......fuck that fucking shit.

[ELVIS]

I hope you enjoy your government Obamatax...

[FORD]

Color or nationality doesn't matter...

Religion ??

You must profess faith in Jesus Christ, have a real testimony and contribute to a local body of Christ to take part in any of these programs...

So now RELIGION (and probably a Republican party registration card) is a pre-existing condition.... and this is supposed to be an IMPROVEMENT??

I seem to remember Jesus healing Samaritans, prostitutes, homeless people, Roman centurions (and their boyfriends) among others. So this would mean THE LORD would not be eligible for this ridiculous idea of a health plan/death panel being done in His name.

[Seshmeister]

To Hell with the corrupt government system and it's health tax and penalties...

Men and women of God have alternatives, as I have pointed out...

And these alternatives are growing rapidly...

Well their bank accounts are anyway, fleecing their sheep.

[Seshmeister]

A healthcare system whereby if you get sick you pay someone and they get ELVIS to pray for you.

That's almost exactly how the monasteries in the middle ages worked.

[Hardrock69]

But Elbow WANTS to live in the Middle Ages.

He wants everyone to be superstitious, ignorant, gullible saps just like himself. :hee:

[ELVIS]

That's almost exactly how the monasteries in the middle ages worked.

You said it yourself, it worked...

The Obombamericatax will never work...

[ELVIS]

Well their bank accounts are anyway, fleecing their sheep.

Yes, many are and believers are realizing it and voting with their feet and leaving the corrupt pastors behind...

[Seshmeister]

And going to new shepherds.

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Sheep always need a shepherd...don't ewe?

[ELVIS]

I am the shepherd...

Now, go and sin no more...


:killer:

[Jesus Christ]

I am the shepherd...

Now, go and sin no more...


:killer:

Thou shalt not steal, Gregory. Stop using My catchphrases. :jesuslol:

[Seshmeister]

I am the shepherd...



The only person following you is your social worker but fortunately you don't get out much. :D

[ELVIS]

Ok, Krusty...

I don't participate in the system, therefore I do not, nor would I ever have a social worker...

I'd rather die first...

Now, get the door, it's the nanny, and have your immunization records ready...

[Seshmeister]

Parole officer then. :)

[ELVIS]

Nope, no felonies...

I can and do own firearms...

[Hardrock69]

Yes, you got them by blowing guys who wanted to go gator hunting and wound up lost at your tarpaper shack out in the swamp.

[ELVIS]

Has everyone here gone Krusty ??

[Nickdfresh]

Ok, Krusty...

I don't participate in the system, therefore I do not, nor would I ever have a social worker...

I'd rather die first...

Now, get the door, it's the nanny, and have your immunization records ready...


You don't "participate in the system" because you sponge off of other people...