Sing Along With Fat Axl Rose - presented by WARF

[WARF]

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"Sweet Pile O' Pies" by WARF

She's got a pile makin me hungry
Reminds me of mounds of blueberries
Where every bakery
Was as fresh as pumpkin pie

Now and then when I see my waist
They take me away to Jenny Craigs
And if I stare at food
I'd probably break down and beg

oh oh oh Sweet pile o' pies
oh oh oh sweet lard of mine

I've got hair that's thinning fast
And my bandana covers my pain
I'd hate to take my bandana off
And see I need rogaine

My ass reminds me of a warm fat place
Where all the lard resides
And i'd pray for the thunderin' farts
To quietly pass me by

[3x]
Sweet pile o' piles
Sweet lard of mine
[4x]
When do we eat?
Where do we eat now?
Where do we eat?
sweet pile o' pies

[WARF]

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"fat boy city" by WARF

[Chorus: x2]

Take me down
To the fat boy city
Where everything is covered
in cheese and chili

Take meeeeeeeee home

Just a' fat boy
eatin' a burrito of meat
I'm a lard ass
that's tough to beat
I'll take a donut case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
gotta move my fat behind

burgers and fries or so they say
Ya gotta-keep eatin'
for the weight to gain
It's all a gamble
When I step on my scale
Ya treated like an obesity crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down
To the fat boy city
Where everything is covered
in cheese and chili

Take meeeeeeeee home

trapped in the ball pit
of McDonalds play land
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The general manager says
it's for kids not me
I'd have another big mac
but first i gotta peeeeeeeee

Tell me how your gonna help me

Take me down
To the fat boy city
Where everything is covered
in cheese and chili
Take meeeeeee home

So Hungry
So Hungraaaaaaaaaaay
So Hungraaaaaaaaaaay
So Hun Hun Hungraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

My blue jeans been torn apart
Now here's the police
And I gotta fart
He said
get out of the ball pit
or you'll be arrested when I start.... (Axl cuts him off)
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
The sign says it's only a fine!

[Chorus]

[WARF]

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[WARF]

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[WARF]

ghey.

(to save kristy the trouble)

[WARF]

Come on Elvis ,add a song!

[ELVIS]

Ok, I'll bite (pun intended)...:biggrin:

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Mr. Stack Cake


I get up around seven
And I eat two cakes before nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
Cause I got ten more cakes in line

lunch usually starts around eleven
And I go to the cake shop at two
Get on the bus about three or four
And I'm eatin' cakes for me and you

I've been eatin'
Angel's Food Cake
And a Stack Cake
Cakes won't leave me alone

No no no-owah!

I used ta eat a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and mo-ohwa
I just kept eatin'
ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than befo-ohwa

I used ta eat a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and mo-ohwa
I just keep eatin'
ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than befo-ohwa

Now I get up around whenever
And Molten Chocolate Cake's on my mind
But that old mouth
is a real muthafucker
I can only fit one at a time

I've been eatin'
Devil's Food Cake
With my Stack Cakes
Cakes won't leave me alone

No no no-owah!

I used ta eat a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and mo-ohwa
I just kept eatin'
ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than befo-ohwa!


:killer:

[Seshmeister]

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Shocking spelling! :)

[ELVIS]

Do they have humor in Scotland ??

[ELVIS]

I mean, it might be terribly offensive for people who have never heard, read or witnessed humor to actually witness something funny...

I can only imagine how tragic it could be...

Please accept my most heart felt apology, Sesh...

And to the poor humorless people of Scotland...

[TFM_Dale]

Wouldn't Anne Frank be the Diary Queen?

[Seshmeister]

Do they have humor in Scotland ??

Even I find it hard to believe you are that stupid.

[twonabomber]

Ok, I'll bite (pun intended)...:biggrin:

Mr. Stack Cake



Could be a Malmsteen track as well!

[TFM_Dale]

Could be a Malmsteen track as well!

Axl could find a better guitarist than that ;)

[Seshmeister]

Could be a Malmsteen track as well!

Noone's above suspision. :biggrin:

[WARF]

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"Chicken Chow Mein" in the tune of November Rain. - created by WARF

When I'm eating all your fries
I can feel a fart restrained
But hot dog when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the shame

Heart burn it lasts forever
And Chinese food is strange
And it's hard to tip an Asian
when it's cold chicken chow mein

I've washed this shirt such a long long time
Just tryin' to clean the stain

leftovers always come and leftovers always go
An no one's really sure where's the closest buffet
miles away...

If I could find some thyme
or a Spanish kind of lime
I could cook my food
With a little bit of swine
or red wine
So if you want to love me
then don't order beef lo mein

Or I'll just end up starvin'
with this cold chicken chow mein

Do you eat some ribs...on the bone
Do you eat wontons...all alone
Everybody needs fried rice... on their own
Don't you know you need fried rice ...all alone

I know it's hard to conceal a smelly fart
MSG is out to harm you
But if you could conceal this smelly fart
I could finish this platter of pu pu

Sometimes I eat dumplings...on my own
Sometimes I need dumplings...all alone
Everybody needs fried rice... on their own
Don't you know you need fried rice...all alone

And when your farts subside
And the smell still remains
I know that you Wang Chung
When there's no more egg foo young
So never mind the noodles
or the shrimp lo mein
'Cause no one tips the waiter
for even cold chicken chow mein

Don't ya think that you need wontons
Don't ya think that you need wontons
Everybody eats wontons
You're not the only one
You're not the only one

[DONNIEP]

Huh, Axl is an Audemars Piguet fan. Who knew.

[Seshmeister]

Not a great fucking advert for them is it? :)

Mickey Mouse wears an Axl watch.

[DONNIEP]

Not a great fucking advert for them is it? :)

Mickey Mouse wears an Axl watch.

Those watches are so ridiculously priced. Hard to believe Axl has that kinda cash layin around.

[WARF]

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"Knocking On Wendy's Door" by WARF

Mama take this whopper from me
I can't eat BK anymore
The staff's too dark and rude to me
Feels like I'm knockin' on Wendy's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door

Mama put my sub in the ground
I can't eat subway anymore
That black forrest ham is lookin' brown
I Feel like knockin' on Wendy's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on Wendy's door

[WARF]

Those watches are so ridiculously priced. Hard to believe Axl has that kinda cash layin around.

He must have bought that watch from you! ;)

[Seshmeister]

Those watches are so ridiculously priced. Hard to believe Axl has that kinda cash layin around.

I think he's probably fine for cash. I think GNR had a bit of a bidding war going on when they got signed and they had a much better contract than say Van Halen.

They brought out 4 albums at once and toured them for ages, that's a lot of cash.

Plus the one problem Axl didn't have was a drugs problem, his money didn't go up his nose.

I think it's pretty inaccurate but according to the celeb net worth site he has $150 million.

[DONNIEP]

I think he's probably fine for cash. I think GNR had a bit of a bidding war going on when they got signed and they had a much better contract than say Van Halen.

They brought out 4 albums at once and toured them for ages, that's a lot of cash.

Plus the one problem Axl didn't have was a drugs problem, his money didn't go up his nose.

I think it's pretty inaccurate but according to the celeb net worth site he has $150 million.

Well, I had no idea. Never was a GNR fan.

[WARF]

Wouldn't Anne Frank be the Diary Queen?

I was focusing too hard to say "your" instead of "you're" i fucked it up!

[WARF]

I'm actually making a new comic series....

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[Nickdfresh]

Noone's above suspision. :biggrin:

Rediculous.

[Seshmeister]

I was focusing too hard to say "your" instead of "you're" i fucked it up!

Baby steps... :D

On the bright side ELVIS saw it twice and me pointing it out and was still focusing too hard... :)

[WARF]

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[WARF]

The AXL Rose and Tommy Hilfiger fight footage


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[ELVIS]

One more try...:biggrin:


Chinese Restaurant

It don't really matter
Gonna go and stuff myself
No, it don't really matter
If I get Yaw Gaw Mein or yesterday's Chef Special

If they have Chicken Dumplings
Pork Chow Fun with Mei Fun
Sitting in a Chinese stew
Vegetable Chow Mein with Chop Suey

I know that I'm a tragic case
Look my inflated face
Blame it on the Moo Shu Beef
Seen it on the menu and I can't resist, now

Cause it would take a lot more food than this
To end this fascination
Even with a plate of fish
All that you got no constipation
And all I got is precious time

It don't really matter
Yes I like to eat myself
Said it don't really matter
Guess I will stick around for lunch with myself

Cause it would take a lot more food than this
To stop my masturbation
Even with the Shrimp Lo Mein
Served from the mouth of a Chinese lesbian
And all I got is precious time

Now give me a box for my Moo Shu Chicken
Cuz all I got is eating time

It don't really matter
I guess you'll find out for yourself
No, it don't really matter
So you can hear it now from somebody else

You think you got it all locked up inside
And your craving for eating shit will die
It's like a walk in the buffet from Hell
And now you're stuffing the food in yourself
Till your liver rots like yourself
Like if your ass were your head you'd eat it!
And you're out of time



:killer:

[WARF]

Goddamn it, ELVIS we found something you're actually good at!

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You are no longer a maggot!!

[ELVIS]

I'm good at everything I do...

[TFM_Dale]

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[ODShowtime]

Huh, Axl is an Audemars Piguet fan. Who knew.

I was going to comment on his watch because it's ironic that he'd wear one considering the absolute holy war he's waged on timeliness. I'm so glad I've never paid hundreds of dollars to wait for hours to hear that stupid piece of shit sing his old ass songs.

[Seshmeister]

There is absolutely no point now in seeing him.

If you want live GNR then you can go and see it done well and on time by Slash.

[WARF]

Reunite Velvet Revolver with Miles Kennedy as their lead singer!

[Von Halen]

Reunite Velvet Revolver with Miles Kennedy as their lead singer!

The Velvet Revolver band isn't as good as their band now.

[Seshmeister]

.....

[ODShowtime]

There is absolutely no point now in seeing him.

If you want live GNR then you can go and see it done well and on time by Slash.


I'm just glad their live album is pretty good. I listened to it at work today. It's fun as hell to play along with too.

[Seshmeister]

I'd seriously rather go and see a Slash/Myles show than a reformed GNR with Willy Bailey at this point.

No way am I going to pay good money to stand in an arena for hours waiting for that little shitbag to show up.

[Kristy]

Cannot stand Slash but will say the dude did put back some of the soul and spirit of the Les Paul Jimmy Page took away. Good for him.

[Seshmeister]

I get niggled when kids go on about how he is the best guitarist that ever lived but he has been involved with a hell of a lot of good song writing which is all that really matters.

[TFM_Dale]

I get niggled.
I'm calling Al Sharpton.

[kwame k]

If you called collect would that make you niggardly, Dale :headlights:

[TFM_Dale]

If you called collect would that make you niggardly, Dale :headlights:

Mr. Sharpton is going to be REALLY pissed at you!

[kwame k]

Wonder how much coin that fraud makes in a year!

[TFM_Dale]

No matter what it is it is too much.

[kwame k]

Looks like Rev Al had a little money trouble with "The Man"

Alleged Financial Problems:
In November 2014, a New York Times exposé reported that Al Sharpton was allegedly facing serious financial problems. The Times report claimed that Sharpton and his businesses owe $4.5 million in state and federal back taxes. Of that amount, roughly $3.7 million is supposedly Al's personal tax debt. Sharpton refuted the reports and stated that the liens had been paid down. He did not say how much he had paid the debt down by and the Times could not confirm his claims.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-politicians/al-sharpton-net-worth/

[TFM_Dale]

Toss him in federal Pound him in the ass prison!

[ODShowtime]

I'd seriously rather go and see a Slash/Myles show than a reformed GNR with Willy Bailey at this point.

No way am I going to pay good money to stand in an arena for hours waiting for that little shitbag to show up.

Slash was awesome live with VR he does totally bring it. I have no desire to see axl or guns. I would need the whole band, but the most important member is Slash. Also I simply don't have the time and patience to see GnR. I try to maximize my buzz for when the curtain goes up and that would be impossible with GnR.

Slash deserves respect, but he's not in the top 10 or anything. The fact that he was able to craft something timeless in the mid 80s is a real triumph. They picked up the flag from the Mighty ones.

[WARF]

The Velvet Revolver band isn't as good as their band now.

I haven't heard much from Slash's new band but my best friend is always tellin' me it's awesome, and SLASH is playing the best guitar of his life.

[binnie]

I'd seriously rather go and see a Slash/Myles show than a reformed GNR with Willy Bailey at this point.

No way am I going to pay good money to stand in an arena for hours waiting for that little shitbag to show up.

Lots of people say stuff like that, but if they did reform we'd all be there.

[binnie]

I haven't heard much from Slash's new band but my best friend is always tellin' me it's awesome, and SLASH is playing the best guitar of his life.

Read my review(s). :D

The Slash albums are worth your time, but there's nothing there that'll change your life.

[WARF]

Read my review(s). :D

The Slash albums are worth your time, but there's nothing there that'll change your life.

I think SLASH like most bands are searching for a time and a place that no longer exists....

It's actually very depressing, being a fan of music that I cannot find any album of any genre worth listening to.... and If I did like it, nobody else would care for it.

Music is so fucking bad now that even the really bad 90's stuff sounds brilliant.....

It sucks getting old.... it sucks being stuck in a time period of rock n' roll (80's) and having to listen to the same shit over and over again.

I want good new rock music, but it all sucks.

[Nitro Express]

Warf. Do what you like. Listen to what you want. Fuck everyone else.

[Seshmeister]

I think SLASH like most bands are searching for a time and a place that no longer exists....

It's actually very depressing, being a fan of music that I cannot find any album of any genre worth listening to.... and If I did like it, nobody else would care for it.

Music is so fucking bad now that even the really bad 90's stuff sounds brilliant.....

It sucks getting old.... it sucks being stuck in a time period of rock n' roll (80's) and having to listen to the same shit over and over again.

I want good new rock music, but it all sucks.

Welcome to the world most of the rest of us have been living in for the last decade. :)

[WARF]

Warf. Do what you like. Listen to what you want. Fuck everyone else.

I listen to what I want. I really don't give a shit.

Some people say my music is too old.

I'm sorry I didn't know music had an expiration date.

[TFM_Dale]

I listen to more older music than new music. I do have some bands I like and support but alot of today's music is garbage. Sift out the good stuff, enjoy it, and add it to the great music you already love.