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Kristy
12-22-2014, 10:27 AM
Poor guy. Hasn't "violated his tongue like that in a while."



"in your face"
"thick tar"
"causes gagging"

VAiN
12-22-2014, 01:29 PM
very ghey.

Kristy
12-22-2014, 01:31 PM
No, it's GAY. As in gay.

Kristy
01-16-2015, 05:34 PM
I'm in the same boat:

FORD
01-16-2015, 07:52 PM
Ironic that she thinks "Dunkin Donuts" coffee is "safe", considering the company is owned by Mitt Romney & the BCE. Shit's probably laced with the ebola virus.

Kristy
01-16-2015, 08:04 PM
Who knows? She is a stand up "comedian."

ashstralia
01-17-2015, 01:54 AM
I really like garfunkel & oats. I hope they make a very comfortable living from their witty humor. :)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fraSdN-PG8

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 02:11 AM
No, it's GAY. As in gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIbdL1gq78I

Dis is verrry GAY! AMCee is shoWINg HELLoWEEN tonite at 3;33AMish. DAT'S FAKKING GAY!!! aAnd I'm gonna WATCH it! Dat's REEELY fakking GAYE!

Andd I'm gonna hav a cup-o- COFFEEE wen I waatch it.. Dat's evun MMMORE gaY! I'm having a cup aff COFFEE rite NOW. AnD tit's onnly 1;45AMski. Dat';s soo fakking GAY I donn't know WOT t2o fakking saye!

aANs I'm gonna waTchiT f4or ALL aff thiese 484 MMMISSTAKES (giv-r-tak)! WOT'S evun MMORE GAYE DAN DAT? HUH?!

Dat is soo gay...as in GAAAY!:love0023::love0023::love0023:

ashstralia
01-17-2015, 02:17 AM
Dude, some mental illness is very disturbing. Yet strangely entertaining.
Yours is neither. ;)

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 02:35 AM
Dude, some mental illness is very disturbing. Yet strangely entertaining.
Yours is neither.:turninggay::turninggay::turninggay::pooft ers:
:handjob:

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 03:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns9lTPoq9Zc



A DEBRA HILL PRODUCTION

I'm watchin' HELLoWEEn rite now...in da WINTERTIMEHOLLA!

daT'S GAY!

Wot doEs dis picxture meen? Aff u smoke pot anD hav PRE-MMARITAL, cUNtPRoTecTited, teenyaged SeX, And smoke potty, u git mmmurdereded by a psychopathicetically boy-mman wit a HARD-ONN f4or da pot smoKING LADIES and sum POT?

Yup!

Dis is soo gay...donn't unda estimate wot wee're deeling wit heer...

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 04:03 AM
aANs I'm gonna waTchiT f4or ALL aff thiese 484 MMMISSTAKES (giv-r-tak)!
HOLLA FAK! Theer's soo mmmany mmisstakes in dis. I want mmy mommy...

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 04:16 AM
Allrite, dis thred has ben HIJACKED OFF!!:flypig:

I am now hosting da PHIL THE STALKER whorror mmmovie AT NITE!:bong2:

Whoo want's t2o bee mmy co-HOST(s), orr HOSTESSESSES? hUH?:devils:

Everythinge will bee fine...I prommisse.:cowgirl::doggystyle::bananasex::shagshe ep::sheepshagger::anal::splooge::turninggay:

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 04:35 AM
DAt's RITE! At niTE!:bong2::bong2:

From DAVE in da MMMORINGS t2o wHORROR at NITE!

TIT'S clobberin' time!

DAVE is AFF-DA-AIR, butt I AMM STILLS HEER!!

AnD dis is da FIR1ST onLIne, REEltime, intercourseactive, t2wo-way, Mmmessage Bored wHORROR mMMMovie Show LIVE @ NITE!!

How doo u lik it soo far?


LOCK YOUR DOORS AND BOLT YOUR WINDOWS IT'S GOING TO BE A FRIGHTFULLY GOOD NITE!:xmastree::osama:

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 04:55 AM
T2onite WEE R all viewing HELLOwEEn.

dIS mmmovie wuz made in 1978. Tit's starrs JAMIE PEE CUNTIS! wHO shows Us her PUSSY!

Naw, nott reely. I just wantited t2o get ur attention.

Anyhoo...'78, pussyslasher films...debasing wommen inna mmmanner as potent as HARDcORE PoRNo!

U betcha!

Tit's aLLL heer in dis O1NE mmovie. Da fir1st aff tit's kind. Butt mmany have cuntpared tit t2o HitchCOCK's PSYCHO. A burrito, aff u will, aff VIoLence and SeX rolled int2o O1ne...or t2wo!

DA girl daT is da VIRGIN, Jamie Pee, endz upp stabbing da killer MMMULLTLIPLE TIMEs. Da SLUTS git MMURDERED.:chainsaw:

gET DA POINT?

dIS IS A good, butt gaye, mmovieview...

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 05:06 AM
wELL, how doo u lik dat?

Tit's LATET @ NITE, butt EARLIE inda MMORINGS at da SAME daMN time!

Soo i guess tit's time f4or eitha mmy lLATE NITE SHIT, or mmy EARLIE MMOARNING Late NITE SHIT...at da SAME-TIME!

BRB!

pHIL tHE sTALKER hAS Left DA STUDIO t2o TAKE a MMeean SHIT...

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 05:19 AM
Yuoo know it wuz a goode SHIT when u cum bak aNd ur SCREEN-SAVER is ON!

daT SHIT just went int2o da SHITTING HALL AFF FAME! LocaTITed in CKLEVELAND, OHOH.

Theer wuz soo mmmuch SHIT I shoulda took a SHIT in da shOWER!

Butt tit's ALLL goode...

I wuz having a pretty BIG SHIT. At da hiGHEST point aff da noble STRUGGLE t2o droP it OUt, I aaccidentlaly hit da lite switch whilst flailing mmy arms WILDLY.

Everything inda rOOM went DARK and I thoughtit I BLEW MMMY EYES OUT!

Tit wuz dat GOODE!

OK, NOW back t2o da mmmovie, folks!

Phil theStalker
01-17-2015, 05:36 AM
DAT WUZ

:popc1::popc1::popc1::popc1:
HALLOWEENIE

mMMOVIE ohva...

Mmicheal is GONE...

Bee bak f4or da SEQUELS...

titll wee mmeetes agin!

DIS IS PHIL THE STALKER...LIVE ON DA INTWATNET SIGNING AFF.