Gay Coffee Review

[Kristy]

Poor guy. Hasn't "violated his tongue like that in a while."



"in your face"
"thick tar"
"causes gagging"

[VAiN]

very ghey.

[Kristy]

No, it's GAY. As in gay.

[Kristy]

I'm in the same boat:

[FORD]

Ironic that she thinks "Dunkin Donuts" coffee is "safe", considering the company is owned by Mitt Romney & the BCE. Shit's probably laced with the ebola virus.

[Kristy]

Who knows? She is a stand up "comedian."

[ashstralia]

I really like garfunkel & oats. I hope they make a very comfortable living from their witty humor.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fraSdN-PG8

[Phil theStalker]

No, it's GAY. As in gay.

Dis is verrry GAY! AMCee is shoWINg HELLoWEEN tonite at 3;33AMish. DAT'S FAKKING GAY!!! aAnd I'm gonna WATCH it! Dat's REEELY fakking GAYE!

Andd I'm gonna hav a cup-o- COFFEEE wen I waatch it.. Dat's evun MMMORE gaY! I'm having a cup aff COFFEE rite NOW. AnD tit's onnly 1;45AMski. Dat';s soo fakking GAY I donn't know WOT t2o fakking saye!

aANs I'm gonna waTchiT f4or ALL aff thiese 484 MMMISSTAKES (giv-r-tak)! WOT'S evun MMORE GAYE DAN DAT? HUH?!

Dat is soo gay...as in GAAAY!

[ashstralia]

Dude, some mental illness is very disturbing. Yet strangely entertaining.
Yours is neither.

[Phil theStalker]

Dude, some mental illness is very disturbing. Yet strangely entertaining.
Yours is neither.

[Phil theStalker]

A DEBRA HILL PRODUCTION

I'm watchin' HELLoWEEn rite now...in da WINTERTIMEHOLLA!

daT'S GAY!

Wot doEs dis picxture meen? Aff u smoke pot anD hav PRE-MMARITAL, cUNtPRoTecTited, teenyaged SeX, And smoke potty, u git mmmurdereded by a psychopathicetically boy-mman wit a HARD-ONN f4or da pot smoKING LADIES and sum POT?

Yup!

Dis is soo gay...donn't unda estimate wot wee're deeling wit heer...

[Phil theStalker]

aANs I'm gonna waTchiT f4or ALL aff thiese 484 MMMISSTAKES (giv-r-tak)!

HOLLA FAK! Theer's soo mmmany mmisstakes in dis. I want mmy mommy...

[Phil theStalker]

hitch, boys, gangbang, halloween, pot

Allrite, dis thred has ben HIJACKED OFF!!

I am now hosting da PHIL THE STALKER whorror mmmovie AT NITE!

Whoo want's t2o bee mmy co-HOST(s), orr HOSTESSESSES? hUH?

Everythinge will bee fine...I prommisse.

[Phil theStalker]

DAt's RITE! At niTE!

From DAVE in da MMMORINGS t2o wHORROR at NITE!

TIT'S clobberin' time!

DAVE is AFF-DA-AIR, butt I AMM STILLS HEER!!

AnD dis is da FIR1ST onLIne, REEltime, intercourseactive, t2wo-way, Mmmessage Bored wHORROR mMMMovie Show LIVE @ NITE!!

How doo u lik it soo far?


LOCK YOUR DOORS AND BOLT YOUR WINDOWS IT'S GOING TO BE A FRIGHTFULLY GOOD NITE!

[Phil theStalker]

hitch, boys, gangbang, halloween, pot, LIVE SEXSHOWS

T2onite WEE R all viewing HELLOwEEn.

dIS mmmovie wuz made in 1978. Tit's starrs JAMIE PEE CUNTIS! wHO shows Us her PUSSY!

Naw, nott reely. I just wantited t2o get ur attention.

Anyhoo...'78, pussyslasher films...debasing wommen inna mmmanner as potent as HARDcORE PoRNo!

U betcha!

Tit's aLLL heer in dis O1NE mmovie. Da fir1st aff tit's kind. Butt mmany have cuntpared tit t2o HitchCOCK's PSYCHO. A burrito, aff u will, aff VIoLence and SeX rolled int2o O1ne...or t2wo!

DA girl daT is da VIRGIN, Jamie Pee, endz upp stabbing da killer MMMULLTLIPLE TIMEs. Da SLUTS git MMURDERED.

gET DA POINT?

dIS IS A good, butt gaye, mmovieview...