View Full Version : Who's Got Da Worst Disease?

Phil theStalker
01-04-2015, 03:03 PM
It seems terrorizism:fighting10: is da leest aff our problums. Health isshoes are mmach mmmor SCARY!

I'll START.... I thought I had borrowed mmy mmmother's spirit t2o show mme around HELL!:peep:
AnD i HAD ben cuntvinced dat I had ben taken t2o HELL (whitch wuz cuntfirmed by da HEET:flame:) aND had died aff MenTAL SEPTICcaMIA I cuntracted at da Rogaine Bored wit one a mmy mmmany sexxxy aliasses. Orr mmaybee tit wuz AIDS. Orr frum an OVAHdoze aff YELLOWY FEEVER. i DUNNO. U git da idea dough.

Annye ways... i WEnt t2o a DOCTor and he says I hav COTARD (nott RE-TARD) SYNDROME.

Da person who has dis usually DENIES their EXIStence (""I'm not heer""). AnD dat's why I wuzzn't heer. Orr there. And/orr wuz AWOL at da rothARMY.

I WUZ A MMiddle-Aged ZOMBIE in da mmiddle aff mmmy age! aND sufferring wit DELUSIONS AFF MMIS-IDENTIFICATION. YIKES!

Butt dat is OVAH! ANd now I am on MOODy STABLIZING DRUGS. aND mmmy mmoody is stabullized.

Although I hav had o1ne advers DRUG reaction t2o da Urine Analiysis chemicals and da No-Doz when I accidentally drank them t2ogetha (looong boring story*). Deh other DRUGS were gud.

I will bee fine now. ANd poosting heer mmuch mmoore and mmuch longer agin.:cussing::amen:

*aff u want dis story recipe jus axe mme...ok?

Phil theStalker
01-04-2015, 03:38 PM
Wen da DOCtor told mme dat, I thought a COTARD was the assistant aff a RETARD. Butt dat wuzn't tit.

01-05-2015, 06:08 AM

Phil theStalker
01-05-2015, 12:55 PM
That's pretty good. The potato guy was special. ;)

01-05-2015, 01:19 PM
That's pretty good. The potato guy was special. ;)
forgot to stutter?

Phil theStalker
01-07-2015, 08:03 PM
Sumtimes i thINK i'm at da Rogaine Bored. SSSorry!:bigwink: