Paris is burning!

[jero]

At least 12 killed in shooting at office of French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6633567/3f5ecccd/moslimterroristen_schieten_agent_dood.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/07/europe/france-satire-magazine-gunfire/index.html

[ELVIS]

Yay CIASIS...

[jacksmar]

Nice of you to report this but the leftists at the Roth Army stand behind Ubama and multiculturalism.

Watched the vid of an unarmed policeman get shot to death. Probably wouldn't happen to us savages who cling to our guns and religion.

“We are not now, nor will we ever be at war with Islam”. - President Barack Obama

words of an unlettered, neophyte...................

[Seshmeister]

Yay CIASIS...

Yay religious fundamentalists - your lot.

[jacksmar]

save it sesh.......

“The Future Must Not Belong To Those Who Slander The Prophet Of Islam” - the Kenyan houseboy................

[Seshmeister]

Nice of you to report this but the leftists at the Roth Army stand behind Ubama and multiculturalism.

Watched the vid of an unarmed policeman get shot to death.

Don't worry I'm sure by tomorrow Alex Jones will have told ELVIS to tell us he was an actor and it was clearly just another false flag operation...

[DONNIEP]

Does this mean it's time for the Holy War? 'Cause I'm kinda busy for the next two days...

[vandeleur]

Donniep isn't CIASIS another name for Viagra ?
Weird I can't think of anything more likely to give E a hard on than this sort of thing :D

[Seshmeister]

save it sesh.......

“The Future Must Not Belong To Those Who Slander The Prophet Of Islam” - the Kenyan houseboy................

I don't approve of that quote either as I don't support the notion that you can't criticize religious beliefs.

Religion has to hide behind special protections because it can't stand up to satire or ridicule because it is clearly ridiculous superstition.

[Seshmeister]

Does this mean it's time for the Holy War? 'Cause I'm kinda busy for the next two days...

If it's a Holy War put me down as a conscientious objector. :)

Actually the sad state of affairs is that most of us are too old to be drafted now anyway...

[DONNIEP]

Donniep isn't CIASIS another name for Viagra ?

My bootleg Viagra goes under the name Donagra. Great stuff too. You'll either have a boner the size of a telephone pole or you'll die. It's kind of a toss up but what the hell.

[vandeleur]

My bootleg Viagra goes under the name Donagra. Great stuff too. You'll either have a boner the size of a telephone pole or you'll die. It's kind of a toss up but what the hell.


A toss up .... He he

[Kristy]

Watched the vid of an unarmed policeman get shot to death. Probably wouldn't happen to us savages who cling to our guns and religion.

Tell me again, fuckface what sort of weapon did this terrorist use? A gun or a water balloon? All violence does is begat more violence. And cocksuckers like you are the ones who truly instigate this shit.

[vandeleur]

I hate to throw a fact in , I prefer donnieps dick and fart approach to this but French police are armed .

I will throw this out there . Having a gun may not make you bullet proof . Just a thought .

[Kristy]

Don't worry I'm sure by tomorrow Alex Jones will have told ELVIS to tell us he was an actor and it was clearly just another false flag operation...

Of course, once Alex has programmed Trollvis what to say - with infantile clarity. I mean, look at all these "crisis actors:"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Rows_of_bodies_of_dead_inmates_fill_the_yard_of_La ger_Nordhausen,_a_Gestapo_concentration_camp.jpg

[vandeleur]

The one on the left was in that Pakistan school picture . Just saying :)

[Kristy]

Watched the vid of an unarmed policeman get shot to death. Probably wouldn't happen to us savages who cling to our guns and religion.

Oh, I'm sorry, you only mean F A T white people who love guns and 'merica because I've seen that sequel to that video:

[DONNIEP]

I'll be glad when there aren't any white people left.

[Seshmeister]

I hate to throw a fact in , I prefer donnieps dick and fart approach to this but French police are armed .

I will throw this out there . Having a gun may not make you bullet proof . Just a thought .


Indeed. :(

[jacksmar]

Tell me again, fuckface what sort of weapon did this terrorist use? A gun or a water balloon? All violence does is begat more violence. And cocksuckers like you are the ones who truly instigate this shit.

Begat......why aren't you taking residence in that utopian free state Europe?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/07/247BBC0000000578-2900259-image-m-101_1420644642387.jpg

kristy, you really should stay away from adult conversations............

[Jérôme Frenchise]

My fave mag since the 1990s. The only unrepentent, no-bullshit national paper over here.
This is disgustingly revolting. Two GODDAMN morons shooting ballsy journalists to death, surely on a mission for muslim extremists with no other "argument" than crime in answer to clever, articulate speech shwoing how stupid and retrograde they are.

Wolinski and Cabu were revered cartoonists, both around 80 years old. Charb was the chief editor, a damn funny and ferocious cartoonist. Bernard Maris was a college teacher of economics who had radical and uncommon views on how economy should be reorganized in Europe, a brilliant popularizer of economics in Charlie Hebdo and on the radio. Tignous was younger (like Charb), a very successful cartoonist.

Charlie's headquarters had already been bombed a couple of years ago, by islmaists who reacted totheir persisting in publishing Muhammad caricatures, which muslims think is blasphemy.

Charb had said publicly that violence wouldn't make them back down an inch, adding that extremists wouldn't dictate anybody's behaviour in a democratic Republic.
Charb was personally sentenced to death by islamists, but he never changed his editorial line, as "blasphemy" continued to appear here and there in the magazine, through cartoons and even last year's (hilarious) special about Muhammad's life. Other religions were never spared, as in last December's "Jesus' life" special.
Religion criticism is only a part of the contents of the magazine, that is about society, politics, science, the media, etc. I'm afraid it died today with the leaders who were shot down, despite police protection - they had been under protection since the 2011 or 12 attack -, but what protection, really? They had been bombed, and a two practically unarmed policemen weighed nothing compared to those shitheads with their war weapons.

I hope the remaining team will be strong enough to carry on. I think they will, in memory of Charb, Cabu, Wolinski, Maris and Tignous who died for their ideas. It won't be easy for them, either way.

It's a sad, sad day for the press, and a new case of war against islamists who think their fucked-up beliefs can overrule state laws.

:(

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Cartoons that were published at the time when muslims protested against the shooting of a movie about their prophet's life - any representation of him is considered as the worst blasphemy.



"And my buns, do you like my buns?" (referring Brigitte Bardot's clue in "Et Dieu créa la femme")

[Kristy]

kristy, you really should stay away from adult conversations............

Adult, you say..............................


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Here, let me use more of this "adult" conversational grammar to make up for my obvious shortcomings:


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And you should stay away from procreating yourself in the human gene pool.

[jacksmar]

Indeed. :(



Looks like workplace violence................maybe 'going postal'.............................

Truly the answer is more open borders and unrestricted immigration.......................

[katina]

The attack coincided with the release of the book "Soumission" by french novelist Michel Houellebecq, and was featured on this week's Charlie Hebdo cover.

http://cdn01.am.infobae.com/adjuntos/163/imagenes/012/055/0012055220.jpg

[Jérôme Frenchise]

The attack coincided with the release of the book "Soumission" by french novelist Michel Houellebecq, and was featured on this week's Charlie Hebdo cover.


Yes, and they pushed muslim bashing pretty far. As usual, but... :(

[katina]

:(:(:(:(:(

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6wZOY8CMAA_b6v.jpg

[FORD]

Religious fundaMENTALism at it's finest.

[kentuckyklira]

I don't approve of that quote either as I don't support the notion that you can't criticize religious beliefs.

Religion has to hide behind special protections because it can't stand up to satire or ridicule because it is clearly ridiculous superstition.

Religion is for idiots who don´t have enough common sense in them to know what´s right and wrong without the help of a fucking book full of fairy tales!

The whole "my religion is better than yours" bullshit has ultimately led to this kind of shit. Just because, for example Israel kills by high tech doesn´t mean that innocent victims aren´t innocent victims.

Plus, just because Christians currently aren´t making the headlines doesn´t mean a shit! 70 years ago, not hundreds:

12240

[Kristy]

Appears the slogan profundity has taken shape:
https://images.scribblelive.com/2015/1/7/fc8c8652-3aeb-4da7-8296-5088190696e2_800.jpg
https://images.scribblelive.com/2015/1/7/ac458e2b-fbfe-45d3-a9f1-7b304c5bfbb4_800.jpg

Now Frogville has its own little version of Columbine.

[BITEYOASS]

Religions are just fanatical book clubs. The whole lot of them.

[Seshmeister]

Now Frogville has its own little version of Columbine.

I don't think that's a good comparison.

[VAiN]

I don't think that's a good comparison.

Are you surprised?

[Nickdfresh]

Nice of you to report this but the leftists at the Roth Army stand behind Ubama and multiculturalism.

Watched the vid of an unarmed policeman get shot to death. Probably wouldn't happen to us savages who cling to our guns and religion.

“We are not now, nor will we ever be at war with Islam”. - President Barack Obama

words of an unlettered, neophyte...................

Have another beer, you fucking idiot drunk!

[Nickdfresh]

Begat......why aren't you taking residence in that utopian free state Europe?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/07/247BBC0000000578-2900259-image-m-101_1420644642387.jpg

kristy, you really should stay away from adult conversations............

Because we're afraid of all of the mass shootings over there!

[Nickdfresh]

Religion is for idiots who don´t have enough common sense in them to know what´s right and wrong without the help of a fucking book full of fairy tales!

The whole "my religion is better than yours" bullshit has ultimately led to this kind of shit. Just because, for example Israel kills by high tech doesn´t mean that innocent victims aren´t innocent victims.

Plus, just because Christians currently aren´t making the headlines doesn´t mean a shit! 70 years ago, not hundreds:

12240

Religion can be idiotic, but Stalinists and other atheists have also murdered for a better future...

[Nickdfresh]

BREAKING: they think they got 'em according to NBC News: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/paris-magazine-attack/paris-attack-suspect-dead-two-custody-u-s-officials-say-n281761

[DLR Bridge]

They're running "1 dead, 2 captured" on the news channel tickers, but no one is mentioning it. Wtf?

[ELVIS]

Don't worry I'm sure by tomorrow Alex Jones will have told ELVIS to tell us he was an actor and it was clearly just another false flag operation...

And I'm sure you're a piece of shit...

[jacksmar]

Have another beer, you fucking idiot drunk!

Don't get a case of hurt feelings nick. You and every other leftist that nursed on Obama's cock should sleep well knowing that your leader regards ISIS as a jv team...........

[Kristy]

I don't think that's a good comparison.

Right, because nowadays we call nutjobs with guns who kill innocents "terrorists" and Columbine had 13 dead, not 12.

My bad.

[Kristy]

You and every other leftist that nursed on Obama's cock should sleep well...

http://i756.photobucket.com/albums/xx210/theman9560/gay-called-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Seshmeister]

This was clearly a terrorist act where for once the word is being used properly.

It's a direct attempt to control freedom of speech in across Europe by scaring the shit out of the media.

[DONNIEP]

This was clearly a terrorist act where for once the word is being used properly.

It's a direct attempt to control freedom of speech in across Europe by scaring the shit out of the media.

Won't be the last time either...

[Kristy]

This was clearly a terrorist act...

Was it? Or was it because the ones doing the shooting were Muslim? I'm not in any way, shape or form condoning this act which is "barbaric" but if this was white, Christian French nationals I highly doubt the media machine which be so quick to label this as a "terrorist attack."


It's a direct attempt to control freedom of speech in across Europe by scaring the shit out of the media.

Huh? What freedom of speech? Ask yourself who runs the media and who filters what before saying that. Why fuck me, I sounded a bit Jone$ there, didn't I? Point is, this has zero to do with scare tactics and media no matter how independent as this is a backwards religion bullying itself upon the populace simply because it tolerates no criticism. Under that guise you could say The Crusades were a terrorist attack across most of Europe during the Middle Ages. Then again, the Catholic Church has been a major world terrorist since its inception.

[FORD]

The "Christian" terrorists don't act directly like this, when it comes to the press. They just buy up the media companies and demand that their puppets in congress pass "decency" censorship laws to get the content they don't like disappeared.

It's more subtle of course. Unlike the "Christian" terrorist attacks on gays & gay bars, abortion clinics, other religion's public displays, etc.

[Kristy]

It's more subtle of course. Unlike the "Christian" terrorist attacks on gays & gay bars, abortion clinics, other religion's public displays, etc.

Subtle, my F A T ass. My, how you limit your scope when it comes to "Christian terrorist" and the horror(s) they commit:
http://crab.rutgers.edu/~goertzel/McVeighTime.jpeg

[DONNIEP]

Anarchy. That's the answer.

[Kristy]

Yeah! Anarchy...and pussy.

[DONNIEP]

Yeah! Anarchy...and pussy.

I do so love it when you talk dirty.

[Phil theStalker]

Hoo's had intercourse in da past 24 hrs?

[DLR Bridge]

Younger of the 3 turned himself in. Older two still at large.

[Seshmeister]

Was it? Or was it because the ones doing the shooting were Muslim? I'm not in any way, shape or form condoning this act which is "barbaric" but if this was white, Christian French nationals I highly doubt the media machine which be so quick to label this as a "terrorist attack."



Huh? What freedom of speech? Ask yourself who runs the media and who filters what before saying that. Why fuck me, I sounded a bit Jone$ there, didn't I? Point is, this has zero to do with scare tactics and media no matter how independent as this is a backwards religion bullying itself upon the populace simply because it tolerates no criticism. Under that guise you could say The Crusades were a terrorist attack across most of Europe during the Middle Ages. Then again, the Catholic Church has been a major world terrorist since its inception.

This magazine was outside the mainstream and so more edgy. In Britain we have something similar called Private Eye which sits outside the mainstream and calls the rest to account. So the crusaders were evil terrorists 700 years ago, what's does that have to do with anything?

[Seshmeister]

Hoo's had intercourse in da past 24 hrs?

Who's on first?

[Kristy]

I've never read or ironically seen "Private Eye" and thus, it sounds rather ghey.

What has the Crusades have to do with anything? Religious terrorism has always been a part of humankind. So easy how quick you are to ignore history.

[FORD]

Subtle, my F A T ass. My, how you limit your scope when it comes to "Christian terrorist" and the horror(s) they commit:


I said their attacks on MEDIA are more subtle than what happened in Paris today.

Then immediately AFTER that, I mentioned their other, not at all subtle attacks, of which McVeigh's insanity would be a great example.

[Kristy]

Well played.

[FORD]

Anarchy. That's the answer.

It usually is.......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_pgkWL3Xo

usually I wouldn't post this version, but it is a thread about France, right?

[Seshmeister]

I've never read or ironically seen "Private Eye" and thus, it sounds rather ghey.

What has the Crusades have to do with anything? Religious terrorism has always been a part of humankind. So easy how quick you are to ignore history.

It's an entirely different situation for a start because of technology.

If a few Crusaders had murdered 12 people who would have known or cared?

Not 10s of millions within an hour.

[jacksmar]

Well played.

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608049734667733680&pid=15.1&P=0

Kristy logic..............

[FORD]

"Christianity" - at least as currently practiced by right wing neanderthals who are clueless about the teachings of Christ - is every bit as useless as fundaMENTAList Islam. Same for the so-called "Jews" who believe in the "Nile to the Euphrates" insanity, and build houses on stolen land in the West Bank, while not having single fucking strand of Abraham's DNA in their genes. FundaMENTALism is the problem, and all fundaMENTALists are equally fucked in the head.

[Seshmeister]

Just like with ISIS people fall for the shit every time.

These murdering cunts want you to attack muslims to then build their pushback power.

How many times will people fall for this?

[jacksmar]

The "Christian" terrorists don't act directly like this, when it comes to the press. They just buy up the media companies and demand that their puppets in congress pass "decency" censorship laws to get the content they don't like disappeared.

It's more subtle of course. Unlike the "Christian" terrorist attacks on gays & gay bars, abortion clinics, other religion's public displays, etc.

The BCE is really up your ass all the time FORD...................

Those glasses you wear must have some kind of special vision where only you can see it..................

[jacksmar]

Just like with ISIS people fall for the shit every time.

These murdering cunts want you to attack muslims to then build their pushback power.

How many times will people fall for this?

sesh, Great point because a war never thwarted a ideological................oh shit....................Nazis..................... .......nevermind.....................

[Kristy]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608049734667733680&pid=15.1&P=0

Kristy logic..............

Fuck you. Unless you were raised in that cult known as Catholicism you can go fuck yourself. Idiot.

[FORD]

The BCE is really up your ass all the time FORD...................

Those glasses you wear must have some kind of special vision where only you can see it..................

How about the glasses you and Nurse Presley wear, that cause you to have constant fantasies about what goes up somebody's ass 24/7?

Now Barbie Bush Jr or Lauren Bush... maybe even Jenna if I was really drunk. Sure I'd do them in the ass for a grudge fuck. :ky::doggystyle:

[Kristy]

It's an entirely different situation for a start because of technology.

Oh BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!

Technology is not concerned with religious oppression - unless, it's way to better control them.

[Kristy]

How about the glasses you and Nurse Presley wear, that cause you to have constant fantasies about what goes up somebody's ass 24/7?

Yeah, it's like a paranoid, small penis gun nut obsession with all things anal.

[jacksmar]

Fuck you. Unless you were raised in that cult known as Catholicism you can go fuck yourself. Idiot.

Kristy logic....

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/21/ef/cb21ef172289c0c08da351be964d55df.jpg


Oh yeah...................Bald Ugly fat lesbian handicapped black Nazis Bikers for Christ.........

[Phil theStalker]

Da "ReLiGioN aff PeeAcE." Everyo1ne wwatch'a Louis Farakhanich YouToob viddo t2onight.

[Kristy]

Learn some fucking grammar, you public educated miscreant dropout.

[jacksmar]

How about the glasses you and Nurse Presley wear, that cause you to have constant fantasies about what goes up somebody's ass 24/7?

Now Barbie Bush Jr or Lauren Bush... maybe even Jenna if I was really drunk. Sure I'd do them in the ass for a grudge fuck. :ky::doggystyle:

I'd do the the Bush girls also, but the point you missed was the BCE and your head up your ass...........

[SunisinuS]

Paris has always been a point of Attack.



Now in respect* (I lived there during the 80's Jewelry Bombings)....this is how Paris Really Burns....do not let those assholes take away the number 1 tourist destination in the world:

[jacksmar]

We really should be grateful this type of shooting thing has never taken place in a mall or that a group of girls were not taken.........................

[FORD]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

[DONNIEP]

We really should be grateful this type of shooting thing has never taken place in a mall or that a group of girls were not taken.........................

Only a matter of time...

[SunisinuS]

Kristy logic....

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/21/ef/cb21ef172289c0c08da351be964d55df.jpg


Oh yeah...................Bald Ugly fat lesbian handicapped black Nazis Bikers for Christ.........

Are you saying one can't run you over? As you sound pretty afraid of them Jacksmear.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Culprits have been identified, two brothers, dumbfucks who were known as such... One of them had been arrested and jailed in 2005 just before leaving for some islamic war. The ID of one of them was found in one of the car they used (authentic!...).
A (supposedly) third one surrendered by himself yesterday night at a police station near Paris.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/charlie-hebdo-attack-hunt-continues-for-three-gunmen-who-massacred-12-journalists-and-police-9963499.html


Several people have been arrested in the hunt for two gunmen connected to the massacre of 12 journalists and policemen at the offices of French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo, the French Prime Minister said today.

Manuel Valls says there were "several arrests" overnight in the hunt for the three suspects, telling RTL radio that preventing another attack “is our main priority”.

French police have identified three suspects. Two have been named as brothers Said Kouachi and Cherif Kouachi and are believed to be French nationals of Algerian descent aged in their early 30s. Their accomplice was named as 18-year-old Hamyd Mourad. French media reported in the early hours of Thursday that he had surrendered to police.


Chérif, 32, was known to the French counter-terrorism authorities and was jailed for three years in 2008 for seeking to join extremists in Iraq as part of a jihadist group which had appeared to offer instruction in how to fire the Kalashnikov rifle - the weapon used in the Charlie Hebdo attack.

A special police assault team surrounded a building in a council estate in Reims in northern France tonight, where at least two of the suspects were believed to be hiding.

“We are going in soon. Either there is going to be a shoot out or they have got away, tipped off by social media,” an officer told the French news agency AFP.

READ MORE: THE VIGILS: WORLD UNITES TO HONOUR VICTIMS OF ATTACK
THE VICTIMS: TRIBUTES PAID TO 10 JOURNALISTS KILLED BY GUNMEN
CARTOONISTS' TRIBUTES TO THE VICTIMS OF THE CHARLIE HEBDO SHOOTING
PROFILE: WHAT IS CHARLIE HEBDO?
ANALYSIS: KILLERS CARRIED OUT DEADLY MISSION WITH MILITARY PRECISION
COMMENT: MY COUNTRY’S WORST NIGHTMARE HAS COME TRUE

Scores of officers from the Raid assault squad had surrounded the building in Reims – the home town of the youngest of the three suspects Police were ordering journalists and members of the public to clear the area.

A member of the unit told journalists at the scene of the operation to remain “vigilant” as there was going to be “a showdown” and the suspects might escape the building, the AFP news agency reported.

Security forces had been searching for the attackers, who fled in a Citroen hatchback that is being examined by forensics teams after being dumped. A police source told Reuters that one of the three suspects had been identified because his identity card was left in the getaway car.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Here's the wanted notice:

http://s2.lemde.fr/image/2015/01/08/534x267/4551180_3_5b00_appel-a-temoins-lance-par-la-prefecture-de_ddbf6cc544f7c29833b1dedb55cb399b.jpg

The problem is, there is nothing left in French law that would be fair enough for what they've done... Life imprisonment sounds way too soft.

[Seshmeister]

Culprits have been identified, two brothers, dumbfucks who were known as such... One of them had been arrested and jailed in 2005 just before leaving for some islamic war. The ID of one of them was found in one of the car they used (authentic!...).
A (supposedly) third one surrendered by himself yesterday night at a police station near Paris.



But yesterday the TV news was telling us they were ultra professional highly trained super terminator terrorists?

[Phil theStalker]

Sentence thems t2o life imprisonedment at Joey Rogian's palatial Californicaion scar face mansion t2o hear him talk aboot CArloS MencIA beeing a week-mminded joke thief. Dat'll scare ANYbody aff from doin' dis agin. Period. Paragraph.
Popcorn.:popcorn:


:elvis::animated-playboy::give-the-finger:

[Phil theStalker]

But yesterday the TV news was telling us they were ultra professional highly trained super terminator terrorists?

Da "news" is beecuming a parody aff titself.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

But yesterday the TV news was telling us they were ultra professional highly trained super terminator terrorists?

They have probably been trained to use those kalashnikov guns they shot with, but they first asked neighbours where "Charlie Hebdo" was as they had entered a wrong building. Then one of them forgot his ID in the car... Plus they didn't put any gloves on, so it was very easy for the scientific police to get to know who they are.
Maybe they had that "terminator" thing in the relentless way they committed the crimes. Highly determined amateur nutheads.

Seven of their close friends and relatives were arrested. I hope it'll help get them quicker.

[Kristy]

We really should be grateful this type of shooting thing has never taken place in a mall or that a group of girls were not taken.........................

Exactly. You idiot:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/

Here too, dumbass:
http://www.today.com/news/cleveland-kidnap-victim-michelle-knight-ariel-castro-was-obsessed-prostitutes-8C11533218

[Kristy]

Seven of their close friends and relatives were arrested. I hope it'll help get them quicker.

I really have to hand it to the frogs here in that they search for terrorist suspects without the use of MRAP's and other bullshit small penis macho military-style equipment.
http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2013-11/photo_verybig_155706.jpg

[Kristy]

But yesterday the TV news was telling us they were ultra professional highly trained super terminator terrorists?

I wonder who could have perpetrated that rumor...
http://delivernothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Screen-shot-2013-01-07-at-10.22.51-PM.png

[kwame k]

Kristy logic....

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cb/21/ef/cb21ef172289c0c08da351be964d55df.jpg


Oh yeah...................Bald Ugly fat lesbian handicapped black Nazis Bikers for Christ.........

Anyone else find it ironic that if you turned that meme around...........it's Jack's entire philopsy on gun control!

Banning guns doesn't stop anyone from getting them :lmao:

I bet your ancestors we're opposed to fire when we discovered how to harness it!

[DONNIEP]

I really have to hand it to the frogs here in that they search for terrorist suspects without the use of MRAP's and other bullshit small penis macho military-style equipment.
http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2013-11/photo_verybig_155706.jpg

Yeah, but they've got guns. And guns are Devilly.

Then again, they speak French and it's kinda hard to sound pissed off when you're speaking French so maybe the guns help get the message across.

[DONNIEP]

I bet your ancestors we're opposed to fire when we discovered how to harness it!

Fire is Devilly and if you harness its powers you will go straight to Hell. Death to Whitey!

[Kristy]

Anyone else find it ironic that if you turned that meme around...........it's Jack's entire philosophy on gun control! Banning guns doesn't stop anyone from getting them.

Asscracksmar is an idiot. I'm not anti-gun. I'm anti-idiots with guns. Despite all the myths asscracksmar believe owning a gun does not

1. Make your penis bigger

2. Make you more patriotic

3. Make the rest of society feel safe


I'm a gun owner. I have been since the age of 14.

[kwame k]

Fire is Devilly and if you harness its powers you will go straight to Hell. Death to Whitey!


Yep! Because white Christians are the minority in both the House and the Senate :headlights:

[Satan]

Fire is Devilly and if you harness its powers you will go straight to Hell.

You say that like it's a bad thing..... http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

[kwame k]

Asscracksmar is an idiot. I'm not anti-gun. I'm anti-idiots with guns. Despite all the myths asscracksmar believe owning a gun does not

1. Make your penis bigger

2. Make you more patriotic

3. Make the rest of society feel safe


I'm a gun owner. I have been since the age of 14.

No you're not!

In Jack's bubble you can not own guns because youre a commie lib and you can't absorb opposing viewpoints or realize that it might take a nuanced view to solve complex problems! If you can't invade them or nuke them you have no solution!

Remember..........fire bad, me right!

You must only seek out news and information that supports your narrow views and label everyone else a liberal commie, (BTW, Jacks 1950 called and they want their catchphrase back :blah: )

[kentuckyklira]

But yesterday the TV news was telling us they were ultra professional highly trained super terminator terrorists?

Look at all the numbskulls that serve in the US armed forces and other armed forces that become complete losers as civilians. You can teach a moron to handle a Kalashnikov, that doesn´t raise his IQ!

[VetteLS5]

Hoo's had intercourse in da past 24 hrs?

Horton? Did anyone hear it?

[jacksmar]

Exactly. You idiot:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/11/us/oregon-mall-shooting/

Here too, dumbass:
http://www.today.com/news/cleveland-kidnap-victim-michelle-knight-ariel-castro-was-obsessed-prostitutes-8C11533218

Kristy, I really apologize that you’re too terribly inept to have understood the subtleties on the mall in Kenya comment or unable to catch the reference to the Boco Harem girls. You really need to spend more time with your nails and work on your kitchen cleaning skills.

Just fyi, The latest issue of Cosmopolitan has an article on hot tub etiquette you may find entertaining.

[jacksmar]

No you're not!

In Jack's bubble you can not own guns because youre a commie lib and you can't absorb opposing viewpoints or realize that it might take a nuanced view to solve complex problems! If you can't invade them or nuke them you have no solution!

Remember..........fire bad, me right!

You must only seek out news and information that supports your narrow views and label everyone else a liberal commie, (BTW, Jacks 1950 called and they want their catchphrase back :blah: )

KK, hate to over simplify but in 1950 Detroit was a thriving, progressive city where people wanted to raise a family and run a business. Do you want discuss this in another thread or just throw a couple of more insults in my direction?

btw,nuanced is not complex, it's precisely why i shuttered my business ................

:(

[jacksmar]

Asscracksmar is an idiot. I'm not anti-gun. I'm anti-idiots with guns. Despite all the myths asscracksmar believe owning a gun does not

1. Make your penis bigger

2. Make you more patriotic

3. Make the rest of society feel safe


I'm a gun owner. I have been since the age of 14.

a pot smoker with a gun................

just keep moving on ...........................

[kwame k]

KK, hate to over simplify but in 1950 Detroit was a thriving, progressive city where people wanted to raise a family and run a business. Do you want discuss this in another thread or just throw a couple of more insults in my direction?

btw,nuanced is not complex, it's precisely why i shuttered my business ................

:(

So you want to return to a top tax bracket marginal tax rate of 91%.

Corporate tax rates of 50%.

Sounds like commie lib redistribution of wealth :yo:

[Satan]

So you want to return to a top tax bracket marginal tax rate of 91%.

Corporate tax rates of 50%.

Sounds like commie lib redistribution of wealth :yo:

Yeah, that Ike Eisenhower... what a Commie lefitist radical he was! I heard that motherfucker helped Stalin win a war! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[kwame k]

Yeah, that Ike Eisenhower... what a Commie lefitist radical he was! I heard that motherfucker helped Stalin win a war! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

Remember the commie lib also wanted to reduce spending for the military industrial complex!

The commie also had the balls to say the military industrial complex was throwing this country into perpetual war...........hippie, peace loving commie bastard! http://coursesa.matrix.msu.edu/~hst306/documents/indust.html

The pinko even chose the poor over guns!!!!!!!



“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.”

So in the end..........Jacks is for less war, more help to the poor, higher corporate tax rates and a redistribution of wealth!

Glad you finally woke up and agree with what I've been saying all along, comrade :yo:

[Nickdfresh]

12252
BTW, the French Gendarme Police Officer these cunts murdered summarily, as he laid wounded on the ground, was also a Muslim...

[Nickdfresh]

Paris Terror Attack: Massacre Suspects in Hostage Standoff
Jan 9, 2015, 7:01 AM ET
By ABC NEWS via Good Morning America
PHOTO: French gendarmes secure the roundabout near the scene of a hostage-taking at an industrial zone in Dammartin-en-Goele, northeast of Paris, Jan. 9, 2015.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/rt_france_manhunt_4_wy_150109_4x3_992.jpg
French Gendarme Counterterrorists move in on suspects

The suspects in Wednesday's massacre at a French satirical newspaper office are holed up in a printing company northeast of Paris, holding an employee hostage, the French interior ministry said.

A major operation to detain the suspects, identified as French citizens Said Kouachi and Cherif Kouachi, is under way in the village of Dammartin-en-Goele, authorities said. Helicopters and hundreds of security forces backed by ambulances streamed to the town, which is near Charles de Gaulle airport. French special forces could be seen on a nearby rooftop..

MORE at ABC NEWS (http://abcnews.go.com/International/operation-detain-paris-massacre-suspects-underway-interior-minister/story?id=28105639)

[Seshmeister]

Don't worry I'm sure by tomorrow Alex Jones will have told ELVIS to tell us he was an actor and it was clearly just another false flag operation...

Surprise surprise.

http://www.infowars.com/charlie-hebdo-paris-attack-was-inside-job-false-flag-conspiracy-theories-go-viral-online/

Alex Jones people are odious clowns.

[Nickdfresh]

Possibly a second terror cell in Paris is holed up in a Kosher grocery...

[Seshmeister]

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/AlQ.jpg

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Appallingly coincidental, Charb had published this cartoon in this week's edition of Charlie Hebdo:

https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/RuC7Ua4CR6PeeeKvHOadpg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news/2015-01-07/56efb730-9678-11e4-ae58-b98378de8908_dessin-de-charb.jpg

STILL NO ATTACKS IN FRANCE YET

"Wait! We can wish you a happy new year till the end of January!"

[Jérôme Frenchise]

GIGN elite gendarmes have just attacked the warehouse where the 2 fuckheads had taken refuge in Seine-et-Marne (north-west), and it's over. There was a hostage with them. Details coming...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

The kosher supermarket has just been attacked too, by RAID gendarmes at Porte de Vincennes (Paris) where many hostages are kept by another fuckhead who knows the other two, as secret services discovered. Gunshots...

People yelled "they got him! They got him!"

Some RAID men were hit.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

It seems the terrorists were killed in the warehouse, while the hostage is safe and sound.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

40th anniversary of Armstrong's first steps on the Moon:

http://p2.storage.canalblog.com/25/46/177230/42150776.jpg

"40 years ago, I planted my flag in your moon...
-- Shut your mouth and come to bed!"

[jero]

It seems the terrorists were killed in the warehouse, while the hostage is safe and sound.

Great news, let them burn in hell

[jero]

Police shouted we've got him at Paris kosher store siege (cnn)

[Seshmeister]

Maybe the two things were related since it seems like the cops timed the raids at both places at the same time.

All 3 dead apparently.

[jero]

Not sure the third is dead

[Seshmeister]

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10929146_10204366937467754_3353078085225599_n.jpg? oh=da29042d0d8ca4910e99137823fe95d3&oe=55395462

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Maybe the two things were related since it seems like the cops timed the raids at both places at the same time.

All 3 dead apparently.

As I posted, secret services discovered that the fuckhead at Portes de Vincennes and the brothers knew each others.

[Satan]

Great news, let them burn in hell

Guess I better get down to immigration and meet these miserable fucks......

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Not sure the third is dead

Yes, he was. All three of them shitty pigs were shot down.

[Satan]

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/KeefeM/2015/KeefeM20150109_low.jpg

[Satan]

http://media.cagle.com/73/2015/01/08/158420_600.jpg

[Seshmeister]

BTW for what it's worth the whole thing about no images of Muhammad isn't even in the Koran and only came about in supplemental texts to stop idolatry and who worships a cartoon?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

BTW for what it's worth the whole thing about no images of Muhammad isn't even in the Koran and only came about in supplemental texts to stop idolatry and who worships a cartoon?

I do. In a way, I worship cartoons, those you found in Charlie.

http://rue89.nouvelobs.com/sites/news/files/assets/image/2009/03/2009_03_14_charb_abricot.jpg

"Darling, let me eat your apricot!
-- We said: only fruit in season."

The paper is not dead BTW, 15 surviving members worked together today to start preparing next week's edition. They're brave and do justice to their late fellow journalists.

[Nickdfresh]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-vive-la-france-17.png

[jero]

72 virgins

[ZahZoo]

I'm impressed with the French police... they didn't fuck around just went in and ended things quick and to the point. Good job!!

[ELVIS]

Like you did to me at your crappy website after inviting me to join ??

[Nickdfresh]

I'm impressed with the French police... they didn't fuck around just went in and ended things quick and to the point. Good job!!

The French GIGN are amongst the best counterterrorist forces...

In action storming an airliner taken by Algerian terrorists in the 1990's:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7a5D3sMJKM

[Satan]

I'm impressed with the French police... they didn't fuck around just went in and ended things quick and to the point. Good job!!

Yeah... the police solved a crime. They didn't bomb anybody, declare war on countries that had nothing to do with it, or destroy any of their own laws.

Or as Rod would say....

French police wouldn't give me no peace
They claimed I was a nasty person


Go figure...... Vive Le France indeed. Maybe now the congressional cafeteria can change the menu item back to FRENCH Fries again?

[ELVIS]

Shut the hell up...:rolleyes:

[Satan]

I am the Hell, and no I will not shut up. :devildance:

[Seshmeister]

Like you did to me at your crappy website after inviting me to join ??

Get over yourself, it's like having a badly behaved toddler screaming for attention all the time.

[ELVIS]

Get over yourself, it's like having a badly behaved toddler screaming for attention all the time.

You get over yourself...

It's like having Piers Morgan bothering people all the time...

[VetteLS5]

You get over yourself...

It's like having Piers Morgan bothering people all the time...

This may be, by far, the weakest retort you have ever posted.

[VetteLS5]

Get over yourself, it's like having a badly behaved toddler declaring they are going to quit the site, but then screaming for attention all the time.

Fixed for yee

[BITEYOASS]

Here's another religious fucknut in the USA wanting to start a god damn holy war over this tragedy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKrzijSOrUI&index=1&list=FLrBZ2cqD8lrZ42yyIJOy_4Q

[Satan]

Miss Lindsey is desperate to cover her ass for getting the ISHOLES funded in the first place (along with her boyfriend John McCain)

[vandeleur]

This may be, by far, the weakest retort you have ever posted.

Once again commiting the cardinal roth army sin of having shit craic :D

[Seshmeister]

I just heard that Charlie Hebdo only had a circulation of about 30 000.

The only good thing about this tragedy is that those cuntwit terrorists will have died while spectacularly managing to increase the sales of the magazine they hated by 3000%

[BITEYOASS]

The dominionist fundies here in the US think this will help start another crusade. Their having Geddon-gasms just thinking about it.

[Satan]

Hell forbid! I have a lot of infrastructure work that needs to be done down here before I have room for Armegeddon related immigration! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

[BITEYOASS]

Hell forbid! I have a lot of infrastructure work that needs to be done down here before I have room for Armegeddon related immigration! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

Then get those dead slave masters to do the work.

[BITEYOASS]

Oh! The asshole who was all giddy about freedom fries has some suggestions for France. Luckily his audience is dying out, literally! FAUX News average demographic age is 70+.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijhR4MuAcgM#t=18

[DONNIEP]

Death to Whitey!! This world will be so much better when all the white people are gone.

[SunisinuS]

You don't need protection unless you are offensive:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/justice/2015/01/09/larry-flynt-free-speech-orig.cnn

[ashstralia]

Dude, did ya see them machine gun that place up?

That'd be so much fun.

[binnie]

Another typically well-informed and reasonable discussion in The Front Line, then......

My thoughts are with the families of all those killed and wounded in this series of horrifying events. Given the unrest in Europe - Islamophobia marches in Germany, the rise of far-right movements in Holland, the UK, France, Sweden, and Greece - the last couple of days will only add more strain where what is desperately needed is calm. These are highly worrying times.

[ashstralia]

The poor downtrodden adherents of the religion of peace just keep demonstrating that peacefulness, huh?

[Angel]

Charlie Hebdo: Paris attack brothers' campaign of terror can be traced back to Algeria in 1954

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/charlie-hebdo-paris-attack-brothers-campaign-of-terror-can-be-traced-back-to-algeria-in-1954-9969184.html

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

[ashstralia]

yeah, I know. It's France's fault that they should feel aggrieved and disenfranchised. Murdering some cartoonists and police would be slightly overreacting though, no?

[DONNIEP]

yeah, I know. It's France's fault that they should feel aggrieved and disenfranchised. Murdering some cartoonists and police would be slightly overreacting though, no?

Not as long as the victims are non Muslims.

[ZahZoo]

Like you did to me at your crappy website after inviting me to join ??

I suppose so... options offered, choices made... consequences... dealt with, done.

[DLR Bridge]

Not as long as the victims are non Muslims.

Killing a Muslim cop surely must have made their martyrdom null and void.

No virgins for you!!

[DONNIEP]

Killing a Muslim cop surely must have made their martyrdom null and void.

No virgins for you!!

Nah, they got a loophole for that kind of thing.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

I just heard that Charlie Hebdo only had a circulation of about 30 000.

The only good thing about this tragedy is that those cuntwit terrorists will have died while spectacularly managing to increase the sales of the magazine they hated by 3000%


30,000 readers, that's 1 out of 2167 persons. It feels very strange that the whole world is talking about Charlie now. If Heaven existed, Charb, Cabu and the others would be having an awesome ball up there. What happened to them and their families is overwhelmingly sad, but they deserve the homage that's being paid to them.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B622yRRIYAIRzD6.jpg:large

I like this cartoon a lot. It was published on Tuesday or Friday. The cartoonist imagines her colleagues have arrived in heaven, and St Peter is complaining about the fact they've taken their bad habits with them: "They've already drawn dicks everywhere."

[kwame k]

yeah, I know. It's France's fault that they should feel aggrieved and disenfranchised. Murdering some cartoonists and police would be slightly overreacting though, no?

A tad bit more but the ultimate goal is to create headlines and terror!

Whenever you put a God in the equation, people will do unspeakable acts that they normally wouldn't do because they demonizes nonbelievers (Indians are savages, for America, Jews are subhuman for the Nazis and the Infidels for the Muslims) it's an age old practice and people keep falling for it again and again.........it'd be real easy to get an E-Jesus worked up enough to go kill some blacks, Jews, Mexicans, Muslims, Foreigners, Catholics, gays, atheists, pagans, liberals and justify it in the name of God!

They're going to hell anyways, let's send them there earlier!

It's the classic, when good people stand by and do nothing, most sane Muslims dont want to put their neck or their families necks on the line and become the spokesmen for their religion and against terrorism. The average Muslim is just as afraid of the terrorist as the average German was afraid of the Nazis. To speak out against them would be a death sentence......which is exactly what the terrorists want.

Apathy is far more responsible for the continuing terrorist movement...........maybe not as much as America's moronic approach to it in the last 15 years but close.

The extremists on both sides want more war because as with guns...........the only way to stop mass killings is with more guns :doh:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Apathy is far more responsible for the continuing terrorist movement...........

Exactly. And as far as France, secret services do a great job, though. They keep an eye on them. If some suddenly get out of their holes and take action for good and are able to hit their targets, the fault is that of the Ministry of the Interior. Charlie's journalists' protection was way insufficient (two poor underarmed policemen), the threat wasn't taken seriously enough.
Stronger measures should have been more adequately taken as soon as Charlie's headquarters were destroyed 4 years ago. The national craze and sympathy for them is a good thing, but it's too late now... They needed that support right after the destruction of their working place.
That said, the whole French people's and international concern is really soothing for their remaining colleagues who will keep carrying the torch.

[BITEYOASS]

Here's a song about the fucknut fundies from both religions. This includes the assholes bombed Charlie and the assholes here in the USA who want to start a world war over this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMGXp4Mt-Ec

[ELVIS]

The poor downtrodden adherents of the religion of peace just keep demonstrating that peacefulness, huh?

But you want to "machine gun a place up" ??

[ELVIS]

ashfailia in drag...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7BT_wnIQAASiPL.jpg:small

[ashstralia]

I see you find the concept of sarcasm baffling...

[ELVIS]

You mean that's really you ??

[Seshmeister]

I see you find the concept of sarcasm baffling...

He finds most things baffling, dumb but unusually loud.

[BITEYOASS]

So now Elbow is relying on that Murdoch-run shitrag "The Daily Fail" for his news?

[WARF]

Can we get back to the original topic?

Is philouze still alive?

[Seshmeister]

http://www.filmsforaction.org/f/site-images/imagine_colors.jpg

....

[lesfunk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJEvlKKm6oghttp://stormcloudsgathering.com/charlie-hebdo-shootings-censored-video

[lesfunk]

....

ghey...

[vandeleur]

The Fox News stuff about Birmingham is as funny as it is scary .

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/jan/12/fox-news-expert-ridiculed-over-birmingham-is-totally-muslim-city-claims

The Mecca bingo pics on Twitter are priceless :)

[Seshmeister]

As you say it is a bit scary that this clueless cuntwit has influence on TV and he claims with the US government.

I go to Birmingham quite a lot, it's surprising that a muslim city has the biggest Xmas market in the UK... :)

http://www.placestoseeinyourlifetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Top-Christmas-Markets-Birmingham.jpg

[Seshmeister]

He's issued an apology...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297

[Phil theStalker]

Cuntwit...Sexshmeister, yoo speek STALKER!:yourock:

[Phil theStalker]

BTW for what it's worth the whole thing about no images of Muhammad isn't even in the Koran and only came about in supplemental texts to stop idolatry and who worships a cartoon?
:mad0233:12271:mad0233:

Kneed I say mmmore?

wELL...hee'rs summor!
12272:amen:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

There's some Charlie spirit here at Roth Army, that no concessions, no bull, won't-get-fooled-again approach. Of course there isn't one single editorial line - I mean, there is one, but not everybody agrees with everyone-, but so many threads are but satire.

Now even Schwarzie has subscribed, the printing will reach awesome proportions. I hope the contents won't change too much as compared to when it was more confidential (till last week). In addition to the tremendous support, a 1000% rise in sales makes the homage even more incredible. And desserved.

[FORD]

And here's the cover of the new issue....

http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y403/StrangeLuck14/B7LgcHxIYAAforh_zps7c3c8c43.png

Well at least we now what old Mo has to say about it.....

[Kristy]

The French GIGN are amongst the best counterterrorist forces...

Thanks once again, Wikidikipedia of Dick Knowledge.

Here's your $3.

[Kristy]

There's some Charlie spirit here at Roth Army...

I'm not sure that I'm on board. You frogs have one strange way of deeming what is "satirical."

[ELVIS]

Obomba is satirical...

[Kristy]

And you're a unemployable asshole.

[ELVIS]

Project much ??

[ELVIS]

Krustopia:

Employment ,weed, Obamacare and a social worker...

[Kristy]

Trollelvipolis:

Trailer park, welfare checks, stealing neighbors internet and a real social worker.

[Nickdfresh]

Thanks once again, Wikidikipedia of Dick Knowledge.

Here's your $3.

Your welcome! Here's an entry for you! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus)

[kwame k]

Now that we've had some time to put these "terror" attacks into perspective, lets see what the prophet and the spiritual leader of E-Christianity has to say about all this!

Can anyone guess who committed these attack?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nEWdyGMzDk

:lmao: This guy is the greatest comedic talent since Batshit Bachmann :lmao:

[kwame k]

Wow! No crisis actors or false flag operation.........say it isn't so Alex Jone$!

Phew, it was an inside CIA, MI5 government job............I was scared there for a second :headlights:

Oh, and........French citizens are taxed at over a 100% :wtf:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pntX7r3sYd8

[Seshmeister]

Pair of morons.

[Kristy]

They're all right. I needed some comic relief.

[Kristy]

Your welcome! Here's an entry for you! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_papillomavirus)

And here is one for you!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Originality

[FORD]

Well, one argument for it being a Mossad hit.... they obviously knew where the Kosher grocery stores were. :confused13:

[Kristy]

That makes zero sense for an argument. The whole Kosher store/hostage was more or less a brilliant propaganda ploy if anything.

[DONNIEP]

Now that we've had some time to put these "terror" attacks into perspective, lets see what the prophet and the spiritual leader of E-Christianity has to say about all this!

Can anyone guess who committed these attack?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nEWdyGMzDk

:lmao: This guy is the greatest comedic talent since Batshit Bachmann :lmao:

I so wanna see this guy start break dancing. I mean, you can tell he wants to. I wonder if he could spin around on that funny hat...

[Kristy]

And now for something completely different:

[FORD]

That makes zero sense for an argument. The whole Kosher store/hostage was more or less a brilliant propaganda ploy if anything.

I was being sarcastic, hence the crazy eyes thing. :biggrin:

[Kristy]

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3698-well-played.jpg

[Jérôme Frenchise]

I'm not sure that I'm on board. You frogs have one strange way of deeming what is "satirical."

If you could read the articles inside Charlie, which isn't only made of cartoons, I'm sure you would enjoy them. Maybe you should take a look at this week's edition, it's been translated into English, among other languages.
Maybe Frog satire looks weird across the Atlantic. But until last week Charlie sold under 40,000 copies every week, a spirit that wasn't exactly shared by most people.

Today's Charlie Hebdo was censored in some countries, including Muslim nations (no surprize) and... the USA.
Maybe for certain people abroad we're a bunch of bumpkins over here in Frogland, but at least we were wise enough to part State from Church 110 years ago. No fucking retrograde religious zealot can dictate what's publishable...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Pakistani extremists recently paid homage to last week's killers, proclaiming they are "martyrs"... What a complete lack of judgment... How fucked up is that...
I 've searched for footage of that but didn't find any. Better, anyway.

Now, last week was serious, but what happened in Nigeria goes beyond comprehension.

[ELVIS]

Where did you find this pic of Seshticle ??

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/customavatars/avatar9783_8.gif

[ashstralia]

Where?

The Satanic Internet. :)

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Where did you find this pic ??

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/customavatars/avatar9783_8.gif

In a paper from a country where no fucking retrograde censors will dictate what's publishable. :)

[Jérôme Frenchise]

http://www.lanouvellerepublique.fr/var/nrv2/storage/images/media/images/dessin-charb-jesus2/40363089-1-fre-FR/DESSIN-CHARB-jesus2.jpg

CAN YOU SCORN JESUS?

"As a Jew or as a Christian?"

http://p1.storage.canalblog.com/16/92/177230/71445940.jpg

THEY WANT TO FORBID CULTURE

"They keep me from clapping!"

Religious zealots think their divine "law" prevails over human rights (which freedom of speech is part of) and applies to every human being whatever their denomination or unbelief, and that's a real shame.

[Seshmeister]

.....

[vandeleur]

bright is dangerous

[Jérôme Frenchise]

.....

...... indeed. I hope this fucking louse will soon come up against somebody damn hefty who'll brightly punch him hard enough in his fucking pig's nose.

[DONNIEP]

.....

If we had a guest speaker show up at our church and he said something like that - I'd be up out of the pew and stomping up the row towards him so fast he'd shit his pants.

[FORD]

.....

Dumb jocks were never meant to be ministers.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYV7KWQ-fY4

[kwame k]

Wow! That proves religious fanatics are the exact same!

So E is really a gay jihadists :ohmy:

[DONNIEP]

What?? A homo wearing a hat with Old Glory on it?? I'm going on a rampage!!!!!!!

[kwame k]

The war of Nothern aggression shall be revenged:thumb:

[DONNIEP]

The war of Nothern aggression shall be revenged:thumb:

Damn right! And all the yankees will either convert to Southernism or they'll be shipped off to Canada!

[kwame k]

:thumb: the South shall rise again!

[FORD]

Damn right! And all the yankees will either convert to Southernism or they'll be shipped off to Canada!

Sure... as soon as they ditch Little Stevie Wonderbush and elect a Prime Minister from the NDP.

[Kristy]

18 or so minutes long but worth the watch on where corporate news is headed.

[FORD]

I can't watch 18 minutes of FAUX Noize bullshit, even if Glenn Greenwald is involved.

[Kristy]

What?? A homo wearing a hat with Old Glory on it?? I'm going on a rampage!!!!!!!

You prefer this?:
http://swallowdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/confederate-flag.jpg

Or this?:
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh141/doramu13/lynyrdskynyrd.jpg

Or this?:
http://i2.wp.com/www.helloloser.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/MURICA-redneck-confederate-flag.jpg

Maybe this?:
http://cdnph.upi.com/sv/b/upi/UPI-4461365506403/2013/1/dfc0cf0cfd2fbddb3b7007824dade98b/Outrage-over-Accidental-Racist-song-by-Brad-Paisley-and-LL-Cool-J.jpg

[Kristy]

I can't watch 18 minutes of FAUX Noize bullshit, even if Glenn Greenwald is involved.

Um, that's not FOX JEWZ.

[DONNIEP]

No, I'm not a Skynyrd fan, don't like Paula Dean, and I don't like modern country music. I do like guns though. and I love .38 Special.

I can just picture it now, you and me, drivin the General Lee down to the Walmart, Rockin Into The Nite playin on the stereo, 95 degrees outside and 95% humidity. Come on Kristy - you'd have the time of your life.

[FORD]

http://i62.tinypic.com/24l359x.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Ford - you meathead. Can't you see I'm wooing Kristy?

Now, where was I...oh yeah, I know the guy that owns this here in town...and that's the gun store it's parked in front of...the town likker store is in the same parking lot. Come to the South, Kristy. We'll drive around in the General and tear ass all over town. Then we'll get in your - I can't remember what you drive - car and we'll go to Charlotte and protest in front of the banks. Maybe say mean things to the street preachers harassing people in front of the arena.

http://s10.postimg.org/9k3w1tid5/image.jpg

[Kristy]

No, I'm not a Skynyrd fan...

BULSHIT!

Everyone from the South is a Skynyrd fan. It's in the stereotype contract or something.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo southern rock!

Only obscure mid-to-late 80's shit for me is what really gets me off.

Like:

What you`ve gotta do in this day and age. You gotta agitate, educate, organize.
Take the time to live, take the time to give you gotta agitate, educate, organize.



Other would include:

Anything off of Talking Heads Speaking In Tongues
Love Of The Common People by Stiff Little Fingers
The Body Of An American by The Pogues
Southern Mark Smith By The Jazz Butcher
Flash On You by The Fuzztones
Wild Blue Younder by The Screaming Blue Messiahs

Let's give that a listen now - it's gets me wet.
Guitar dancing was so 80's.
Others:
Cabaret Voltaire - anything off of Arm Of The Lord (their so-called heroin album)
Big Bone Lick by Scratch Acid
Anything off of Floodland by Sisters Of Mercy
Like Emily by All About Eve
Worlds Apart by The SubHumAnZ
Flowers By The Door - TSOL


That's just for starters.


Oh, and I'll need some weed. What's that? Not legal in the south? Too bad.

[VetteLS5]

http://i62.tinypic.com/24l359x.jpg

I'd fuck the one on the left?

Seriously, aren't you getting a little over the top in your comparison? One's an ignorant redneck, posed with props that she probably knows nothing about. The other has pledged to kill people who don't believe in her perspective on the world.

Do you really believe the one on the left would do anything more heinous than letting the air out of Von's dunebuggy tires?

[DONNIEP]

Honey it's the South - we grow weed bigger than Redwoods here. Don't you worry - we'll get you more weed than you've ever seen in your life.

[Kristy]

I'd fuck the one on the left?

Good?

I'll take the one on the right. Looks like she likes it rough.

[DONNIEP]

I'd fuck the one on the left?

Seriously, aren't you getting a little over the top in your comparison? One's an ignorant redneck, posed with props that she probably knows nothing about. The other has pledged to kill people who don't believe in her perspective on the world.

Do you really believe the one on the left would do anything more heinous than letting the air out of Von's dunebuggy tires?

Come on, vet! This is the Army! Americans are the worst people on the earth! Especially white ones! Besides, Jihad Jane over there just wants you to go to her heaven!

[Kristy]

Speaking of rough: DEFFO THIS


Allegedly produced by Steve Albini. This is high-octane guitar assault to the senses. This tune fucks me silly and twice Thursday. Why in the fuck can't these pussy emo and hipster shitnozzles do music like this?

There is only one thing that could make me smile and that is to see you ripped from limb to limb"

Fucking briliant

[kwame k]

Come on, vet! This is the Army! Americans are the worst people on the earth! Especially white ones! Besides, Jihad Jane over there just wants you to go to her heaven!

E-Jesus disapproves, Donnie!

Blacks, Mexicans, liberal, cats, goldfish, Muslims, the French, gays, college graduates, Mulattoes, women, Jews, Catholics`, the poor, post fetus babies, flowers and happiness are the worst things on earth!

Oh, and God........not E's God but everyone else's :yo::405:

[Kristy]

Honey it's the South - we grow weed bigger than Redwoods here. Don't you worry - we'll get you more weed than you've ever seen in your life.

You do know I'm not talking about trailer park weed, right?
http://travelwithlarryandbetty.com/Sailing/SailingTrips/NassValley/5NassCamp%20(7).JPG

[DONNIEP]

The only trailer park you'd see is the one we'd ride through to laugh at the people living there. With the windows rolled up, naturally.

By the way, that song you posted was scary. I think we'll have to make out to something more mainstream. Like The Bee Gees, or maybe some New Wave.

[Kristy]

Oh, and God........not E's God but everyone else's :yo::405:

I have a feeling E's God would look something like this:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vk0xwX2em6o/THDo_pu9uoI/AAAAAAAAAQc/5YEr1oR1zck/s1600/mlk-kkk.jpg

Damn Skynyrd fans.

[Kristy]

The only trailer park you'd see is the one we'd ride through to laugh at the people living there. With the windows rolled up, naturally.

By the way, that song you posted was scary. I think we'll have to make out to something more mainstream. Like The Bee Gees, or maybe some New Wave.


SomaFM on TUNEIN plays some of the lamest 80's new wave possible. Crap bands I've never heard of.

[kwame k]

It's official!!!!!! It's a false flag op :clap::first::high5::devildance:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhakAe-tPtw

[kwame k]

I have a feeling E's God would look something like this:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vk0xwX2em6o/THDo_pu9uoI/AAAAAAAAAQc/5YEr1oR1zck/s1600/mlk-kkk.jpg

Damn Skynyrd fans.

That's E-porn right there!

[Kristy]

That, and his dreamhouse
http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/10-trailer-park-christmas-decoration-e1323449396652.jpg

[kwame k]

E-Terrorist/criminal E-thug

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/blackpanther_zps95558b04.png (http://s286.photobucket.com/user/realtodd/media/blackpanther_zps95558b04.png.html)

E-Patriot/brave E-Merican

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/ChipotleGuns_zps87f29c6d.jpg (http://s286.photobucket.com/user/realtodd/media/ChipotleGuns_zps87f29c6d.jpg.html)

[DONNIEP]

That, and his dreamhouse
http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/10-trailer-park-christmas-decoration-e1323449396652.jpg

Now, you have to admit that IF that was a zip line and if it was a lot longer...it would be a hell of a lot of fun.

[Kristy]

Yeah, and Trollvis could hang his welfare check stubs from it - to make his neighbors jealous, of course.

[kwame k]

I'm just impressed that they;

A: Took the time and effort to add-on a front porch.

B: Took the time to decorate for Christmas :yo:

[DONNIEP]

I'm just impressed that they;

A: Took the time and effort to add-on a front porch.

B: Took the time to decorate fro Christmas :yo:

He may be a redneck, but he loves JBC!!

[Kristy]

Who in the fuck is "JBC"?

[DONNIEP]

Sexy black men with big black rifles...Me Yow!

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/blackpanther_zps95558b04.png (http://s286.photobucket.com/user/realtodd/media/blackpanther_zps95558b04.png.html)

There - that's more like it!

[kwame k]

http://i62.tinypic.com/24l359x.jpg

One will be pregnant at 16, a grandmother at 32 and a great grandmother at 48 with 5 ex-husbands.........and 7 kids from 7 different fathers.

Plus her youngest child will be younger than some of her nieces and nephews!

One won't :405:

[DONNIEP]

Who in the fuck is "JBC"?

Hello - the Savior - Jewish Barry Christ. See, if you'd answer my phone calls you'd know these things.

[DONNIEP]

One will be pregnant at 16, a grandmother at 32 and a great grandmother at 48 with 5 ex-husbands.........and 7 kids from 7 different fathers.

One won't :405:

And you'd be one of the fathers. Don't even try to tell me you wouldn't...

The other one does have some cool grenades. I can't even buy those!

[kwame k]

And you'd be one of the fathers. Don't even try to tell me you wouldn't...

The other one does have some cool grenades. I can't even buy those!

Oh.....I totally have the hots for the one on the right:sockfucker:

[Kristy]

.The other one does have some cool grenades. I can't even buy those!

Appears you don't know Walmart as you thought you did.

[kwame k]

Hello - the Savior - Jewish Barry Christ. See, if you'd answer my phone calls you'd know these things.

The one true Messiah......well, two because there's your JBC not to be confused with my JBC :nono:

[FORD]

SomaFM on TUNEIN plays some of the lamest 80's new wave possible. Crap bands I've never heard of.

Ah, you have discovered the so-called "Soma FM 80s Underground Channel".... which ain't really all that underground. Granted, I liked some of the darker synth pop bands of the era myself, back in the day (early Ministry comes to mind) But even I don't remember most of the shit they play on that channel. I listened to it, hoping they played more 80s punk rock than the synth stuff. Guess not.

I'll take the channel over RAM FM 80s channel anytime though. Way too much Top 40 crap on that one.

[DONNIEP]

I've got just two words for you, Ford: Human League. Now that's some good New Wave! Quit listening to that depressing shit - that's what's fucked your brain up so bad. Go put in some Human League, or some Men At Work if you're not in the mood for New Wave.

[Kristy]

Ah, you have discovered the so-called "Soma FM 80s Underground Channel".... which ain't really all that underground. Granted, I liked some of the darker synth pop bands of the era myself, back in the day (early Ministry comes to mind) But even I don't remember most of the shit they play on that channel. I listened to it, hoping they played more 80s punk rock than the synth stuff. Guess not.

The SOMAFM channels on TUNEIN are multifaceted. Suburbs of Goa? Mission Control where they play that weird spacy shit with NASA communication transmissions. Interesting but you can't get high to it. All I'm saying.

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