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WARF
01-24-2015, 04:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1LRY-AbAPI

twonabomber
01-24-2015, 04:15 PM
If he's gonna drink 'em that fast he should have opened a few more!

FORD
01-24-2015, 04:23 PM
Looks like a stunt that could have gone horribly wrong, especially depending on how many beers they drank between takes.

Kristy
01-24-2015, 06:22 PM
Ghey.

Ed Roth
01-24-2015, 06:46 PM
You probably open bottles with your snatch.

Kristy
01-24-2015, 06:58 PM
Whereas you probably shove them up your ass and pray to Jesus.

Ed Roth
01-24-2015, 07:04 PM
Sounds fun, what are you doing later?

Romeo Delight
01-24-2015, 08:05 PM
Looks like a stunt that could have gone horribly wrong, especially depending on how many beers they drank between takes.

"its a bad idea"..as he grips the beer bottle to hold it steady lol

ashstralia
01-25-2015, 03:25 AM
Bloody crazy Aussies. From the Northern Territory, I'd reckon. :biggrin:

Kristy
01-25-2015, 10:39 AM
In other words, Bogans (like yourself).

ashstralia
01-25-2015, 11:27 AM
Well, yes. ;)

vandeleur
01-25-2015, 11:42 AM
Drinking corona fucking tarts :)

Kristy
01-25-2015, 05:59 PM
Drinking corona fucking tarts :)

Yes, south of the border pisswater. A beer that taste fouler than Roseanne Barr's pussy after it's been sitting in the hot sun at Dodger Stadium for over 4 hours. No wonder you need a lemon (or fourteen) to cover up the stench of that NAFTA swill. Corona is like saying "yeah, I'm slightly above white trash as the bank repossess my car."

Phil theStalker
01-25-2015, 06:03 PM
Yes, south of the border pisswater. A beer that taste fouler than Roseanne Barr's pussy after it's been sitting in the hot sun at Dodger Stadium for over 4 hours. No wonder you need a lemon (or fourteen) to cover up the stench of that NAFTA swill. Corona is like saying "yeah, I'm slightly above white trash as the bank repossess my car."

MmMY mmy...wot a POTTY mouthe.. Butt TRUoE I supposz.. sumtime's i can smell Rosanne wehn she's on TV.. naFTa..Coronia.. yuoo get 'em!@!

Whitetrash da car, t2oo...!..

Kristy
01-25-2015, 06:05 PM
Get out of this thread, retard.

Phil theStalker
01-25-2015, 06:11 PM
Get out of this thread, retard.

:mad0233:Since wehn RU da HouSing aNd BUILidng InSpector heer, cutie??:mad0233::fighting0030::fighting0043:

ELVIS
01-25-2015, 10:09 PM
He's just an asshole...

Don't let him bother you...

Nickdfresh
01-25-2015, 10:54 PM
Drinking corona fucking tarts :)

Kristy is right - actually Pacifico beer is similar to Corona, but it actually has flavor...
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Phil theStalker
01-26-2015, 02:34 AM
He's just an asshole...

Don't let him bother you...
Yoo mmmean I caLLEd a GuY "cutie?".:turninggay:

Why doon't u "guys" WARN mmme aboot dis heterohomo erotic FakKING stuFF on dis BORED?? ?:poofters:

I blame DAVE!

Wot does DAVE dOo aboot his "softer" male fanz?

Write them an email??

Share spandeX pants notes? ?

Choose t2o be DARing wit sequins?>?


NOTT FREEE ENUFF! new battle cry!:fourthofjuly2: