TMZ Post Of The Day: Is Slash "Fucking" Supermodel Alexandra Ford?

[Kristy]

If so, she has really lowered her standards:
http://s4d2.turboimagehost.com/sp/2c4799caf70635bf36c94535df0777c1/BMS4187-610x342.jpg

Shame, really. Girl has some looks for being a kangaroo humper:
http://s19.postimg.org/aqcrn9xeb/Amelle_2012_0707_A_jpg_h450.jpg

[FORD]

Damn.... if she's a FORD, I need to go to more family reunions. :headlights:

[Kristy]

She's not a "elite model" by industry standards. Probably see her doing ads for Norstrom than wearing Yves Saint Laurent down a runway in Milan.

[Seshmeister]

Elite models are not sexy.

http://cdn2.blisstree.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/c494f439eba7ae28_Thin_Model.preview.jpg

[Seshmeister]

If so, she has really lowered her standards:

Shame, really. Girl has some looks for being a kangaroo humper:


What's your source for this? If I Google it the only thing that comes up(at #1) is your post here!

[ELVIS]

Studying up on your global warming, I see...

[Kristy]

Elite models are not sexy.

http://cdn2.blisstree.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/c494f439eba7ae28_Thin_Model.preview.jpg

Nice try but leave the assholeness to Trollvis. Her I would not call "elite" One that is would be is a model like Karlie Kloss
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c72537ebaae8a9c17be6bd11ea0086f8/tumblr_mi6hr0NVwj1qe6vsbo1_500.jpg

She is the face of Lagerfeld, Revlon, and Victoria Secret as well as countless other labels. Girl makes way over $100 mil a year and she's barely 22.

[ELVIS]

Wooo...

That's sooo impressive...

[Mushroom]

Nice try but leave the assholeness to Trollvis. Her I would not call "elite" One that is would be is a model like Karlie Kloss
http://40.media.tumblr.com/c72537ebaae8a9c17be6bd11ea0086f8/tumblr_mi6hr0NVwj1qe6vsbo1_500.jpg

She is the face of Lagerfeld, Revlon, and Victoria Secret as well as countless other labels. Girl makes way over $100 mil a year and she's barely 22.

Ugg Looks too much like Taylor Swift. :puke:

[Mushroom]

If so, she has really lowered her standards:
Shame, really. Girl has some looks for being a kangaroo humper:
http://s19.postimg.org/aqcrn9xeb/Amelle_2012_0707_A_jpg_h450.jpg

I am her kangaroo. She's hot.

[Kristy]

Well, I will admit she is quite a few steps up from the skank that fucking misogynistic retard "The Doctor" post.

[Von Halen]

Well, I will admit she is quite a few steps up from the skank that fucking misogynistic retard "The Doctor" post.

The only thing bad about the pictures the Doctor posts is, they're too fucking small!

[Kristy]

Just like his penis.

[Von Halen]

I bet its never failed to satisfy him!

[Seshmeister]

I think THE DOCTOR used to work in the 'adult' industry or at least his girlfriend did, were there not some candid posts at DDLR?

[Von Halen]

I think THE DOCTOR used to work in the 'adult' industry or at least his girlfriend did, were there not some candid posts at DDLR?

Miss Kitty!

[Seshmeister]

Nice try but leave the assholeness to Trollvis. Her I would not call "elite" One that is would be is a model like Karlie Kloss

She is the face of Lagerfeld, Revlon, and Victoria Secret as well as countless other labels. Girl makes way over $100 mil a year and she's barely 22.

Meh.

Fashion models are girls chosen for their appeal to women and gay not heterosexual men.

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/karlie-kloss/photoshoot-in-nyc/Karlie-Kloss:-Photoshoot-in-NY--05-560x746.jpg

[Von Halen]

Meh.

Fashion models are girls chosen for their appeal to women and gay not heterosexual men.

http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/karlie-kloss/photoshoot-in-nyc/Karlie-Kloss:-Photoshoot-in-NY--05-560x746.jpg

So, you wouldn't fuck her?

[Kristy]

Meh.

Fashion models are girls chosen for their appeal to women and gay not heterosexual men.

Wait..what? Little sexist coming from a "moderator" who claims to despise all social derogatory comments posted here.


Fuck you, hippie.

[Kristy]

So let me get this straight A model such as Mona Johannesson (who I think is the most beautiful women on earth) only appeals to women AND gay men?

http://www.bellazon.com/main/uploads/monthly_01_2015/post-89871-0-46142800-1422638977.jpeg
Really?

Maybe Trollvis is right about you.

[DONNIEP]

I think THE DOCTOR used to work in the 'adult' industry or at least his girlfriend did, were there not some candid posts at DDLR?

Yes, yes there were.

[DONNIEP]

Well if we're gonna go all gay and start posting pics of cosmetic models, I guess this makes me a superfag!

http://s27.postimg.org/z27plfts3/Barbara_Palvin_2013_Miss_Manga_Mascara_1.jpg

http://s17.postimg.org/9egpdq4jj/041814barbarapalvinnaked.jpg

[Kristy]

Sesh is an sexist idiot. And – as usual – I’m not surprised. Were The Pixies his favorite band? You know, there was a time when I played some Pixies music. And I’m thinking – Hmm, yes, overblown, empty, generic indie-pomp. Grandiose in its pretensions but strangely lacking in melody. Or wit. Or balls. Or indeed anything that would suggest this is music made by musicians. Rather than faceless technicians paid to churn out non-copyright-infringing generic “alternative” rock music so that multinationals can use it to sell Rebelz’R’uz cred-shit to skateboarding morons. Like Sesh himself.


Meanwhile, I wold not mind going through life looking like this:
http://img175.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-25206/loc582/012066156_201316_profile_122_582lo.jpg

Fuck Sesh and his sexist comment.

[DONNIEP]

I can't see your picture!

[Kristy]

I can't see your picture!

Just do what I do and blame Obama.

[DONNIEP]

Just do what I do and blame Obama.

Just when I was gettin all sexed up...

[Kristy]

When you say "Yankee" it gets me all sexed up.

[Von Halen]

When you say "Yankee" it gets me all sexed up.

Oh my...

[Von Halen]

I didn't know Kristy was such a baseball fan.

[DONNIEP]

When you say "Yankee" it gets me all sexed up.

Yankees are Devilly and should be avoided at all cost. Plus they smell bad.

[Seshmeister]

Wait..what? Little sexist coming from a "moderator" who claims to despise all social derogatory comments posted here.



What a dumb post. :)

Since when did I claim to despise 'all social derogatory comments'?

Also I'm not a moderator here I'm a webmaster. :)

It's not sexist to judge models don't get the protection from being judged on their looks at work because that is their work.

Fashion models are chosen for a body type which is more androgynous and suited to hanging clothes on than appealing to heterosexual men. You arguing so strongly about how hot you think these overpaid clothes horses doesn't change that at all.

Unless you are actually a heterosexual man in which case you just become one of those people who are at the fringes.

Which is fine.

[Kristy]

Yeah, that's what I meant. Excuse me, I going to masturbate to this:

[Seshmeister]

So, you wouldn't fuck her?

No too young she fails 1/2 + 7 plus how uninteresting must she be to talk to?

[Kristy]

It's not sexist to judge models don't get the protection from being judged on their looks at work because that is their work.

Bullshit. Models (male and female) are eye candy to sell (materialistic) products to the masses. Nothing more. They are not hired and paid to for a certain (sub)culture you think they appeal to.


Fashion models are chosen for a body type which is more androgynous and suited to hanging clothes on than appealing to heterosexual men. You arguing so strongly about how hot you think these overpaid clothes horses doesn't change that at all.

Huh? Are they? See above. They are chosen to sell materialistic goods and make people feel bad about themselves who can't afford them. Go listen to your Pixies and drink your Sunny D and just shut up.

[BITEYOASS]

Earth to Krusty! Rock Stars are always banging models. It's a fact of life. Deal with it! :hitch:

[Kristy]

No too young she fails 1/2 + 7 plus how uninteresting must she be to talk to?

Christy "God Damn" Turlington is 47
http://www.hola.com/imagenes/biografias/christy-turlington/88762-christy-turlington.jpg
So what's the betting you would bore her to tears?

[Kristy]

Am I the only one here who has seen 'American Beauty'?

[Seshmeister]

Christy "God Damn" Turlington is 47
http://www.hola.com/imagenes/biografias/christy-turlington/88762-christy-turlington.jpg
So what's the betting you would bore her to tears?

A very very long shot, maybe 1-100.

Back when I was still a 20 year old undergraduate possibly a bit if I came out with lines like "Models (male and female) are eye candy to sell (materialistic) products to the masses." :)

[Kristy]

Quit backpedaling Sesh and admit you're sexist.

[ELVIS]

Also I'm not a moderator here I'm a webmaster. :)






:biggrin:

[Von Halen]

No too young she fails 1/2 + 7 plus how uninteresting must she be to talk to?

Sesh, you have your wife to "talk" to. Another point for the one you don't want to talk to!

[Seshmeister]

Quit backpedaling Sesh and admit you're sexist.

It's spelt with a 'y' - sexy. :)

[Von Halen]

Quit backpedaling Sesh and admit you're sexist.

Sexistmeister

[Seshmeister]

Sesh, you have your wife to "talk" to. Another point for the one you don't want to talk to!

I used to date girls like that back when I was young and the band thing was going well.

It was exhausting because you have to be drunk all the time just to get down to that level of conversation.

It maybe doesn't matter so much now when you can just pull out your smartphone and talk to the people here... :)

[ELVIS]

I used to date girls... :)

Don't lie...

[Kristy]

It was exhausting because you have to be drunk all the time just to get down to that level of conversation.

Oh lookie! More sexism from a failed musician. Need a shovel to dig deeper or would you rather bury yourself now?

[Seshmeister]

Don't lie...


True 'date' isn't really the correct word... :)

[Seshmeister]

Oh lookie! More sexism from a failed musician. Need a shovel to dig deeper or would you rather bury yourself now?

I don't think you understand what the word sexism means.

I did hear that Women Studies classes in the US had gone a bit out there...

[ELVIS]

Need a shovel to dig deeper or would you rather bury yourself now?

Do you dig graves ??

[Kristy]

I don't think you understand what the word sexism means.

I did hear that Women Studies classes in the US had gone a bit out there...

Don't try to justify your "sexist" comment(s) with lame attempts at sarcasm. Nice try.

[Von Halen]

It was exhausting because you have to be drunk all the time just to get down to that level of conversation.



Well, I don't get drunk Sesh, and I have no problem dumbing down to the inferior level of the female.

[Kristy]

See, Sesh? At least Von knows he's a sexist creep.

[ELVIS]

How's that sexist ??

[Seshmeister]

See, Sesh? At least Von knows he's a sexist creep.

He's the Yin to my Yang, that's why it works. :)

[Kristy]

Bet he likes your yang all right.

[ELVIS]

Too bad he doesn't like yours, eh shitforface ??

[Seshmeister]

Bet he likes your yang all right.

Take your homophobic hate speech elsewhere sister.

[DONNIEP]

No too young she fails 1/2 + 7 plus how uninteresting must she be to talk to?

A. She's over 18

3. Who said anything about talking?

[Seshmeister]

There is always talking.

So much fucking talking... :)