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philouze
03-05-2015, 01:21 PM
What's the difference between an 8 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag fall off the window.
What are 100 black men falling off a ravine doing?
They're doing good.
Why do crows steal?
Because they're black.
VetteLS5
03-06-2015, 09:17 AM
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:03 AM
Why do ******s cry during sex ??
The pepper spray burns their eyes...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:08 AM
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie ??
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS, an Obama phone and a welfare check...
philouze
03-06-2015, 10:08 AM
FUCK YEAH!!!
Keep 'em comin!!!!
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:09 AM
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rapist-search-news.jpg
:biggrin:
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:15 AM
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for ??
******s Are Always Causing Problems...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:17 AM
Why can't Mexicans be firefighters ??
They can't tell Jose from hose B...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:22 AM
What do you do with a Jew with ADHD ??
Put him in a concentration camp...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:29 AM
An Israeli arrives at Heathrow airport. The customs official says to him, "Occupation?"
"No," replies the Israeli. "Just visiting."
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:37 AM
What's better than celebrating your first Hanukkah ??
Not being a Jew...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:41 AM
What's 10 foot long and covers a pussy ??
A Turban...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:45 AM
What's the difference between a Scotsman and an Englishman ??
One is drunk, the other has an Pakistani accent...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 10:55 AM
What goes click click click click click click...
Sesh deleting all the funny and interesting content from this website...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 01:35 PM
A Horse named Sesh walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "why the long face" ??
The Horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my family."
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 01:39 PM
What did the blind man say to the married man ??
I'm sorry you can't see your friends...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 01:51 PM
Optimist- The glass is half full.
Pessimist- The glass is half empty.
Feminist- The glass is being raped.
Socialist- The glass is property of the state.
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:06 PM
Why did the white guy take the TV ??
Because he bought it...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:10 PM
What do you call a white woman with vaginitis ??
Cracker with cheese...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:13 PM
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake ??
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan...
The other is a snake...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:17 PM
What's faster than a ****** with a TV ??
His crackwhore mom with the DVR...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:19 PM
Who was the most famous Jewish cook of all time ??
Hitler...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:21 PM
What do tornadoes and ******s have in common ??
They both destroy entire communities virtually overnight...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:25 PM
Why did the ****** cross the road ??
To flee the crime scene...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:27 PM
Why did the white guy cross the road...
To flee from the ******s...
VetteLS5
03-06-2015, 02:31 PM
What do a Mississippi divorce and tornadoes have in common?
In either case, somebody's losing a trailer.
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:33 PM
What is black, purple, orange, turquoise, gold, red, yellow, blue, pink and green ??
A black woman going to church...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:38 PM
What did the redneck say after losing her virginity ??
Daddy, you crushed my cigarettes...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:39 PM
Why do drunken Scots wear kilts ??
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:41 PM
What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a river ??
Sinko...
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 02:42 PM
What did the little Mexican get for Christmas ??
Your bike...
VetteLS5
03-06-2015, 04:14 PM
Why were women made with their vagina and asshole so close together?
So when they pass out you can carry them like a 6-pack.
Kristy
03-06-2015, 04:35 PM
What in the fuck is wrong with you? None of this shit is funny.
ELVIS
03-06-2015, 05:11 PM
Smoke some hydro and read 'em again...
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