Some Popular 70's Bands I Find To Either Ghey, Stupid Or Both

[Kristy]

1. Supertramp: Well produced band. Had great lyrics about social intolerances, sexual frustration, anxiety, and a weird pathological regression. Shame they had Tweedy Bird as a vocalist. Check out the tune "Dreamer" (no, I'm not going to YouTube post it for you cretins).

2. Paul McCartney & Wings: Or, The Beatles Mark II. McCartney did have some creative spark and a sublimatory capacity to write some of the most ridiculous love songs ever (and what's wrong with that because I need to go because here we go, again). Too bad so much of his primary process thinking was so fucked seeing how Linda never blew him like your average Abby Road groupie did back in the day.

3. Queen Probably the most pretentious dog and pony act of the 70's. Fucked Frontman Freddy could never really process his formal thoughts into a decent tune. The rest of the band seriously lacked any integrative or creative function apart from the proggy rehash. Most of their "hits" circled the drain of misogyny and violence. Shit band.

4. Steely Dan: Jesus fucking Christ.

5. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Wet liberal folk-rock. Seems to me not one of them ever had a discussion that was relevant to the music they recorded. Most of what they did record was ego-centric on drug use, hippie pussy and the failure to get themselves neutered.

[Phil theStalker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ow1yz0P84E

I usedd t2o thINK dis mmmusik was GHEY, butt (no punn) nNow I LUVv it:metalbang::bong2::lala:/!

:stoned-smiley:frEEdoM RidDa!

[twonabomber]

I hate Supertramp.

[Kristy]

I hate Supertramp.

Hate is kwel
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Emperor_RotJ.png
Welcome.

[vandeleur]

I hate queen, they are abba without the cock duster.

:biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

I hate queen, they are abba without the cock duster.

:biggrin:

Queen was bad ass and if you could pull off a 'stache like that you would.

[vandeleur]

Queen was bad ass and if you could pull off a 'stache like that you would.

My wife would go mental , it would take the focus from her's.

[Kristy]

Bread. Now there was a 70's band!


And...


you can fuck to this.

[DONNIEP]

Bread. Now there was a 70's band!


And...


you can fuck to this.

One of my favorite songs from the 70s...and I can verify the fuckworthiness of this song.

[Kristy]

Yeah, the knock-offs just don't "do" it for me:

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, the knock-offs just don't "do" it for me:


Sacrilege!

[lesfunk]

I'm glad joe strummer is dead

[Kristy]

I'm glad joe strummer is dead

Well to be fair, Joe Strummer was never obese, wore mandals, and played shitty white trad jazz.

[ELVIS]

Is mandals your latest word discovery, you dumb fuck ??

[Kristy]

Get the fuck out of my thread you annoying little troll.

[binnie]

I don't really care for Queen, but I'm not sure how you can justify saying they weren't creative. Who else sounded like them?

The Steeley Dan comment made me laugh though :D

[ELVIS]

What size mandals do you wear, pussy faggot ??

[binnie]

'Pussy Faggot' would be a great name for a band.

[ELVIS]

These days, maybe so...

[binnie]

'Anal Gape' would also be a good name.

[Kristy]

I don't really care for Queen, but I'm not sure how you can justify saying they weren't creative. Who else sounded like them?

Good point. But I see that as a blessing.


The Steely Dan comment made me laugh though :D

I have tried to listen to Steely Dan with an open mind trying to figure out what made them so damn popular. To me, it's muzak so white, compartmentalized and achingly dull I wouldn't be surprised if universities are playing their tunes for sleep studies.

[Kristy]

'Pussy Faggot' would be a great name for a band.

Piranha Death Ray.

[DONNIEP]

I still say Homocaust would make a great band name.

[DONNIEP]

I have tried to listen to Steely Dan with an open mind trying to figure out what made them so damn popular. To me, it's muzak so white, compartmentalized and achingly dull I wouldn't be surprised if universities are playing their tunes for sleep studies.

Hey - just keep in mind that they hate Hippies.

[Angel]

I hate Supertramp.
One of the tightest bands I ever saw live...plus I won a few medals skating to one of their songs. ;)

[guwapo_rocker]

4. Steely Dan: Jesus fucking Christ.



:lol:

[ELVIS]

I still say Homocaust would make a great band name.

Homocunt would be good for Krusty...

[FORD]

Good to see plenty of Steely Dan hate in this thread. Most useless "band" ever (two guys can NOT be a band!)

But Queen?? If this were an 80s thread I could understand, as their 80s albums had way too much filler on them.

70s Queen though, you would have to be Stone Cold Crazy to hate that......



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Rfb1Jtmic

[ELVIS]

Queen had a handful of good songs...

That's about it...

[Mushroom]

Glad you did not mention the Doobie Bros. pre-Michael McDonald!

And Fuck You bashing Supertramp!

[Kristy]

And Fuck You bashing Supertramp!

Already there, you moron.
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Waterproof-ROTATING-PURPLE-Jack-Rabbit-Vibrator-Throbbing-Thrusting-Dildo-/00/s/NTAwWDUwMA==/z/XtMAAMXQMmJRSnsN/$T2eC16NHJHgE9n0yEiheBRSnsNCVfg~~60_35.JPG

And The Doobies are way too soft of a target - like Boston and Electric Light Orchestra.

[DONNIEP]

Good to see plenty of Steely Dan hate in this thread. Most useless "band" ever (two guys can NOT be a band!)

Tell that to their bankers. Now go back to listening to Cock Glitter and those other gay bands you like so much.

:biggrin:

[Kristy]

Anyone ever notice how white Donnie is?

[DONNIEP]

Anyone ever notice how white Donnie is?

You wouldn't want me any other way... :08S:

[Dave's Bitch]

Anyone ever notice how white Donnie is?

Worse than that, he is a white male

[Kristy]

Yeah, a white male who listens to Steely Dan.


Scary.

[DONNIEP]

Worse than that, he is a white male

Dammit that's right! I almost forgot. Well break out the tar and feathers - Honkie Men are the single most Devilly species on the planet!

[Kristy]

You wouldn't want me any other way... :08S:

Maybe. Maybe not.
http://images3.static-bluray.com/reviews/5834_1.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Maybe. Maybe not.

Please, get the picture right.

http://s24.postimg.org/h6vx71eg5/Stewart.jpg

[Kristy]

Please, get the picture right.

Okay:
http://metalsucks.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/metaldouchebag.jpg

[binnie]

You know one '70s band I've never understood the appeal of: Abba.

I worked in a record shop for years and they sold bucketloads of 'Greatest Hits'. Don't get it.

[Kristy]

ABBA were fucking great.


Why you don't understand their genius is because you are a hippie.

[DONNIEP]

You know one '70s band I've never understood the appeal of: Abba.

I worked in a record shop for years and they sold bucketloads of 'Greatest Hits'. Don't get it.

I blame the Honkies of the world.

[binnie]

I blame the Honkies of the world.

Swedish honkies? All or honkies? :D

[Kristy]

White people should stick playing their own music. Imagine they are no honkies, Donnie:


Of course he plays guitar better than most of you.

[DONNIEP]

Swedish honkies? All or honkies? :D

OMG - Swedish Honkies are the worst Honkies ever! They're all milky white...chalk man skiin' on his white snow, in his tighty whites, just like a white winged dove, sang a song about what they singin'!

[DONNIEP]

Imagine they are no honkies, Donnie:

I'd rather imagine there was no John Lennon. Ever. Dirty Hippie. I bet he stunk all to hells too!

[Kristy]

Lennon was more white than hippie:

http://i500.listal.com/image/3797904/500full.jpg
"As much as he liked to pretend to be a misunderstood artist following his own uncompromising vision, the truth is that Lennon pursued fame and fortune from the beginning. Even in the early days when the Beatles were a struggling bar band, he used to extol them by saying they would go “to the topper most of the popper most.” He happily went along with the Beatles’ haircuts, suits, and calculated image; as well as the band’s innumerable media appearances; only denouncing it all as shallow and empty later in life, when he was cultivating an avant-garde reputation. His relentless antics with Yoko Ono in the early ‘70s now seem to be such a blatant plea for attention that one wonders how anyone took them seriously back then. And of course, he never turned down any of the fat paychecks that came his way as a result of his fame and success."


More here:
http://www.listal.com/list/10-unflattering-things-about-john

[DONNIEP]

White people should stick playing their own music.

I couldn't agree more! And I present the Whitest Woman that ever lived as...oh Hell who cares...I gots to go!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5vagsGC38

[binnie]

I would still hit Olivia Newton John.

[DONNIEP]

I would still hit Olivia Newton John.

I'd let her give me AIDS. Twice.

[Kristy]

Wow. That tune was produced by Jeff Lynne. Better than what he did with own own band.

[binnie]

Wow. That tune was produced by Jeff Lynne. Better than what he did with own own band.

What? I had you down as an ELO fan :D

[Kristy]

Donnie, as usual, is wrong. The whitest woman in rock was Wendy O Williams:


She could have had a decent career as a tree surgeon.

[Kristy]

What? I had you down as an ELO fan :D

Proggy droggy rock played with classical instruments? No way.

[DONNIEP]

Wow. That tune was produced by Jeff Lynne. Better than what he did with own own band.

He wrote Xanadu as well. And this is just for you, Kristy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWeJ9p42ufg

[binnie]

Proggy droggy rock played with classical instruments? No way.

I know, I was being sarcastic.

I sense you're more of a Chicago girl. :D

[DONNIEP]

I know, I was being sarcastic.

I sense you're more of a Chicago girl. :D

No, no. She's more into Billy Joel. And she hates Dennis DeYoung with a passion. Although she does like the Desert Moon video.

[Kristy]

Just a certain man who comes from there:

Albini is a total asshole. But a wizened asshole.

[DONNIEP]

Time for more Milk Chalk Goodness!! Try not to hurt yourselves, boys!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2hawbp5XT4

[binnie]

Just a certain man who comes from there:

Albini is a total asshole. But a wizened asshole.

You don't rate him as a producer?

[DONNIEP]

No more ugly people in this thread! This is Honkies Only babayyy!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac24COCKTVM

[Kristy]

You don't rate him as a producer?

Nope. He's an asshole.

[binnie]

Man that woman made some crap.............

[DONNIEP]

And somewhat back on topic and one of Kristy's favorite Supergroups - ABBA!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s


"Young and sweet...only seventeen...." It's ok - Sweden is on the metric system so 17 is like 23 here in America.

[binnie]

Nope. He's an asshole.

I'm sure plenty of great producers are assholes. Are you just not a fan of the lo-fi approach?

[Kristy]

"Lo-fi"? Why look at you. Aren't you posh?

[DONNIEP]

Man that woman made some crap.............

Who cares? Did you make it to 1:36? Holy hell, I'd betray every friend I've ever had to hit that.

[binnie]

"Lo-fi"? Why look at you. Aren't you posh?

My butler tells me that I'm a regular guy.

[Kristy]

And somewhat back on topic and one of Kristy's favorite Supergroups - ABBA!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s


"Young and sweet...only seventeen...." It's ok - Sweden is on the metric system so 17 is like 23 here in America.


What proof does one need to know that white people can't dance? Best tune ever written, though.

[DONNIEP]

Fine. If you two insist on having an intelligent conversation then I'm gonna post another of Kristy's favorites!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYchgX1fMw

[Kristy]

My butler tells me that I'm a regular guy.

Just making time for us little people?

[binnie]

Who cares? Did you make it to 1:36? Holy hell, I'd betray every friend I've ever had to hit that.

I'd actually sit through one of her albums to hit that.

[binnie]

Just making time for us little people?

My wife tells me that I'm due some free time.

[DONNIEP]

I'd actually sit through one of her albums to hit that.

I'd sit through one of Ford's never ending BCE rants AND read every word of one of Elvis's super long global warming is a lie posts to hit that!

[Kristy]

My wife tells me that I'm due some free time.

I start my prison rotation next week.


Not like it's relevant to the conversation. But what is?

[FORD]

I know, I was being sarcastic.

I sense you're more of a Chicago girl. :D

Chicago was great when they were as God intended - a power trio as good as Cream or the Jimi Hendrix Experience, who also happened to have a horn section. It's when fate (and poor gun handling) forced them away from that configuration that they went to total shit in such short order.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btq4MnwvQgM

[DONNIEP]

And now it's time to slow things down a bit. Blonde hair, blue eye shadow a broken heart AND Swedish White Skin? This is enough to convert even the most strident Honkie Hater!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c

[DONNIEP]

I start my prison rotation next week.


Not like it's relevant to the conversation. But what is?

You'd better stock up on Abba and weed before then. I have a feeling you're gonna need both.

[binnie]

I start my prison rotation next week.


Not like it's relevant to the conversation. But what is?

We're having conversations at the Roth Army now?

I thought we just sat around in our pants hurling insults at each other - I didn't realize we were getting all fancy......

[DONNIEP]

We're having conversations at the Roth Army now?

I thought we just sat around in our pants hurling insults at each other - I didn't realize we were getting all fancy......

I usually do it with my shorts down around my ankles. Are you hitting on me?

[FORD]

You know one '70s band I've never understood the appeal of: Abba.

I worked in a record shop for years and they sold bucketloads of 'Greatest Hits'. Don't get it.

Shit.... Erasure dressed in drag doing ABBA covers was more entertaining than ABBA themselves.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnLGdpjWf4

[binnie]

I usually do it with my shorts down around my ankles. Are you hitting on me?

No, I don't find honkies attractive.

[DONNIEP]

I start my prison rotation next week.


Not like it's relevant to the conversation. But what is?

Are you gonna be like Clarice in Silence Of The Lambs?? Please tell me you're gonna show up and do a bad Kentucky or Arkansas accent the whole time!

[binnie]

Shit.... Erasure dressed in drag doing ABBA covers was more entertaining than ABBA themselves.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSnLGdpjWf4

Jesus Fucking Christ, Ford! I'm gonna have nightmares after watching that.

[DONNIEP]

Shit.... Erasure dressed in drag doing ABBA covers was more entertaining than ABBA themselves

I'm sensing a pattern developing here. I can't quite put my finger on it....

[DONNIEP]

No, I don't find honkies attractive.

That's RACIST!!! And foolish. Honkies are awesome! And we dance really well too. Not that I'm asking you to dance. But ford might.

[binnie]

That's RACIST!!! And foolish. Honkies are awesome! And we dance really well too. Not that I'm asking you to dance. But ford might.

FORD's the honkiest of all honkies. He doesn't dance on the dance floor; the dancefloor dances around him (whilst Erasure plays in the background).

[Kristy]

I didn't realize we were getting all fancy......

Oh yeah. I'll be sitting in on hearing boards on both State and Federal institutions. The first one I'm going to is Federal where Rod Blagojevich is doing time; a 12 year sentence without parole. So there's the Chicago connection.

Sucks for us little people. A whole laundry list of restrictions. Like I cannot wear a dress, skirt or blue jeans; no make up; no eye contact with prisoners (not even trustees); no unsupervised conversation; any questions I have must be written down; no cell phones, cameras or computers (unless under supervision); no pens, jewelery, hair pins, and can only wear my glasses under supervision.

[FORD]

Jesus Fucking Christ, Ford! I'm gonna have nightmares after watching that.

Well, you were warned that they were in drag. Not like the actual chicks in ABBA didn't dress like drag queens themselves. :biggrin:

Most ironic thing about this, is that Vince Clarke is apparently a happily married heterosexual. Last thing you would expect from a guy who was a founding member of Depeche Mode, Yaz, and Erasure.

[Kristy]

Best ABBA cover was done by the Wondermints. So good it totally sucked.

[DONNIEP]

FORD's the honkiest of all honkies. He doesn't dance on the dance floor; the dancefloor dances around him (whilst Erasure plays in the background).

I actually had Warf hack into ford's phone and found his ring tone!!


http://youtu.be/F-mjl63e0ms

Of course since I'm a Winger fan I might as well download it as my ring tone too.

[DONNIEP]

Oh yeah. I'll be sitting in on hearing boards on both State and Federal institutions. The first one I'm going to is Federal where Rod Blagojevich is doing time; a 12 year sentence without parole. So there's the Chicago connection.

Sucks for us little people. A whole laundry list of restrictions. Like I cannot wear a dress, skirt or blue jeans; no make up; no eye contact with prisoners (not even trustees); no unsupervised conversation; any questions I have must be written down; no cell phones, cameras or computers (unless under supervision); no pens, jewelery, hair pins, and can only wear my glasses under supervision.

What?? How in the hell does the FBI expect you to figure out who the killer is??

[FORD]

FORD's the honkiest of all honkies. He doesn't dance on the dance floor; the dancefloor dances around him (whilst Erasure plays in the background).

I'm honkier than that. I can't dance at all.

[binnie]

Well, you were warned that they were in drag. Not like the actual chicks in ABBA didn't dress like drag queens themselves. :biggrin:

Most ironic thing about this, is that Vince Clarke is apparently a happily married heterosexual. Last thing you would expect from a guy who was a founding member of Depeche Mode, Yaz, and Erasure.

Oh good Lord, I'd forgotten about Yaz.....

[Kristy]

What?? How in the hell does the FBI expect you to figure out who the killer is??

Um, with this guy:

http://images3.cliqueclack.com/food/files/2011/01/nathan-fillion-castle.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Um, with this guy:

http://images3.cliqueclack.com/food/files/2011/01/nathan-fillion-castle.jpg

I don't know who that is. But stay away from him anyway.

[FORD]

Castle hasn't even solved his OWN kidnapping yet :biggrin:

[Kristy]

He will. When the writers of that dismal show feel like putting more plot holes into the script.

[ELVIS]

Dismal is fucking watching LAME-ASS AGENDA DRIVEN BULLSHIT "shows" on TV...


GET


A


FUCKING


LIFE !!

[Kristy]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/91/55/c7/9155c7cdfe46d26fc1713af83257231b.jpg

[Seshmeister]

Dismal is fucking watching LAME-ASS AGENDA DRIVEN BULLSHIT "shows" on TV...


GET


A


FUCKING


LIFE !!

Physician, heal thyself Luke 4:23 :D

[ELVIS]

Resorting to scripture, are we ??

[FORD]

Dismal is fucking watching LAME-ASS AGENDA DRIVEN BULLSHIT "shows" on TV...


GET


A


FUCKING


LIFE !!

There are a lot of "lame ass agenda driven bullshit shows" on TV, but I don't think "Castle" really fits that one. Other than him being a writer and not an actual cop, it's the standard TV cop show formula.

[Kristy]

Most murder mystery shows these days have this formula of the tough, alpha female cop who happens to be in a haphazard relationship with a male savant with some sort of unique insight into the specifics of a crime: Elementary; Sleepy Hollow, Forever. Could be what's "in" when it comes to TV these days. Not that I mind such shows.

[ELVIS]

Most murder mystery shows these days have this formula of the tough, alpha female cop who happens to be in a haphazard relationship with a male savant with some sort of unique insight into the specifics of a crime...

How fucking creative...:rolleyes:

Enjoy your sleep...

[Kristy]

http://img2.imagesbn.com/p/9783525569405_p0_v2_s600.JPG

[ELVIS]

it's the standard TV cop show formula.

And some people don't drink formula anymore...

There's a real world out there...

[ELVIS]

Science IS the new religion, retard...

[ELVIS]

https://diaryofanalevelstudent.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/sciencereligion21.png

[FORD]

And some people don't drink formula anymore...

There's a real world out there...

Maybe Alex Jones should star in his own cop show?

Of course it would get old really fast, with Obama being the suspect every week.......

[Kristy]

No, there would be other "plots": Bilderbergers, Rothchilds, and of course, George Soros.

[ELVIS]

That would include too much truth for you to handle...

[DONNIEP]

Another perfectly good ABBA thread down the drain...

[FORD]

Alex could bring on the anti-semitic Rabbi as his guest detective.

[binnie]

Another perfectly good ABBA thread down the drain...

You don't understand, Donnie. You don't understand. You're blind to the Truth. The Truth!

Abba was a conspiracy perpetrated by the New World Order to numb the masses into a state of senseless pliability.

They want to RAPE YOUR GRANDMOTHER Donnie. You Grandmother!

[binnie]

Alex could bring on the anti-semitic Rabbi as his guest detective.

The anti-semitic Rabbi could play the role of the 'weird neighbour' in the Alex Jones sit-com.

[FORD]

"You're a rabid anti-dentite, Alex!!!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ythrdCsOFJU

[Kristy]

ABBA wrote some great tunes in their day but the sad part is they somehow became the Scandinavian version of the Eagles.

[Phil theStalker]

:poofters::turninggay::wanker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH5R2EoN6m8

GEHYest aff da GEHY//!!//

[ELVIS]

:afro2:

[ELVIS]

Garfield was a good 70's band...

[Phil theStalker]

:599::08S::flypig::love0023::poofters::omG::bong2: :turninggay::sex::doggystyle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

GEHY-ER than da GEHYest..//!..

[Phil theStalker]

:shagsheep::sheepshagger::doggystyle::anal::dickhe ad::wanker::poofters::bong2::love0023::flypig::08S ::tool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13XVTPsHPf8

I'ts ALL GEHYYY///!!!..

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxa2Crw05eQ

[Seshmeister]

Science IS the new religion, retard...

Clueless. Absolutely clueless.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njwGpdXUFV8

[Seshmeister]

http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/028.jpg

[Phil theStalker]

:08S::flypig::bong2::love0023::poofters::turningga y::doggystyle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3BAU6mtkLI

GEHY bef4ore it wuz GHEY t2o bee GEHY./!!/.

dIS videeo wuz mmade afta da "UninSPIRED DAVE ClarK 6" disBANDedd. Thay weer soo cuntinsPIRed dat o1ne aff dem always failed t2o showe upp f4or da gigs. Soo thay changed theer name t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5, NoT 6". Butt dat wuz GHEY. So thay just changged it t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5". True stORy!
Dats's GHEY, t2oo.

[Phil theStalker]

dIS videeo wuz mmade afta da "UninSPIRED DAVE ClarK 6" disBANDedd. Thay weer soo cuntinsPIRed dat o1ne aff dem always failed t2o showe upp f4or da gigs. Soo thay changed theer name t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5, NoT 6". Butt dat wuz GHEY. So thay just changged it t2o da "DAVE ClarK 5". True stORy!
Dats's GHEY, t2oo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov2bfiyZRy8

DAMNN/!/! Dis 60s STEREOh is lik puTTINg a KNiFe int2o mmmy EARRS!/! oUCHHHY WA WA!!/!! NOo WUNda thay HEaEVILY smmoKED POTT!/!/!:bong2::stoned-smiley::popc1::lala::love0075::afro2:


Dere's mmore t2o da stoRIE. Afta thay changged theer name t2o da, "DAVE ClarK 5, NoT 6", thay changeed it agin, b/cause it hadd a commma in it. ANd DAT wuz CHeRRY GHEY!/! Duee t2o dat da drummer grew cuntINSPIRed aNd staRTITED mmisssing gigs. Soo sumtimes theer wood bee less than 5 membas. Orr aff thay aLL showedd up it wood bee 6 mmmembas. So thay chhanged da name t2o da "DAVE CLaRK 5 More or Less". Butt dat sounDED GHAY, t2oo.
Da drummmer, BAngles, finnally quit citing da irreCUNTcilable GHEYNESS clause in his cuntract. Thay needded a kNEW memba bef4oore da Ed Sellophane Show. Andd thay foound oN1e whoo said hee'd bee at ALL aff dA giGS. AaNd his naME wuz, DAVE CLaRK. Thay said, "wee gotta hire dis guy, be/c his name is DAVE CLaRK, aND wee alreedy hav da name, DAVE CLaRK in our name. So thay seTITled on da name, "DAVE CLaRK 5". BangGLes came bak afta wrAPPINg coils at a facTORy,, aNd thay changged theer name agin t2o da, "BEAttLeS+1". HaPPy ENdDING aff TruE StoRy!
DOON't sUUE Mmme.

[Kristy]

A lot of you are simply asspicking songs that were shitty to begin with. So pull the snot out of your lungs. I was on about "bands" that were pretty much household names in the 70's who ended up selling bookoos of records in the orange and brown furniture decade. It could be generational but crap like Supertramp were just fucking awful as was Steely White Suburban Dan. I had always thought the 80's was by far the worst decade for music but it seems for every Crusaders album there was a Jefferson Starship ready to shit all over it.

[ODShowtime]

I have tried to listen to Steely Dan with an open mind trying to figure out what made them so damn popular. To me, it's muzak so white, compartmentalized and achingly dull I wouldn't be surprised if universities are playing their tunes for sleep studies.

Yeah but they did heroin so they're cool. Aja is an amazing album and song. Home At Last is spellbinding. But I'm a sucker for the Purdie Shuffle.

Some of their album tracks are pretty shitty though I'll give you that.

[lesfunk]

What about Peter Frampton?
"I'm in you"....