Official July 20 Morrison, CO, Red Rocks Amphitheatre Meetup/Review Thread

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Welcome to the Official July 20 Morrison, CO, Red Rocks Amphitheatre Meetup/Review Thread. This thread is to discuss anything leading up to the show, as well as all reviews.

Let's hear it !!

[VAiN]

I'm really giving this one some thought.. What's a semi-decent hotel that's both cheap and close to the venue? I'd be coming up from Florida... Any ideas?

[ELVIS]

The Red Light Krusty Inn...

[Never was]

Ill be at this one, if for no other reason to annoy Kristy.

It is an amazing venue to catch a show

[ELVIS]

He won't be there...

[rwc]

Amex presale - showed up in the "Waiting Room" 15 minutes early. Best available, row 49.
They must be holding back a bunch for "VIP".
Oh well, I've always wanted to see a show at Red Rocks. Has anyone been to this venue before?
Is row 49 (I'm pretty much dead center) a decent spot?

[ELVIS]

Not if you're next to Krusty...

[rwc]

Not if you're next to Krusty...

Can I borrow the Krusty repellent?

[ELVIS]

Sure...

Here ya go...;)

http://catholicexchange.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Bible-Tower.jpg

[rwc]

[QUOTE=ELVIS;1878726]Sure...

Here ya go...;)

If that's Krusty repellent, then there's a chance that she and I will get along just fine. :rolleyes:

[ELVIS]

Don't say I didn't warn ya...;)

[Von Halen]

Kristy invited me out to this show, because (s)he wants to have sex with me.

[Kristy]

Welcome to the Official July 20 Morrison, CO, Red Rocks Amphitheatre Meetup/Review Thread. This thread is to discuss anything leading up to the show, as well as all reviews.

Let's hear it !!

Tickets go on sale tomorrow. I'm having doubts seeing what a shit singer Roth is.

Never was and his rich lillywhite Cherry Creek wine and cheese tasters won't be there. Instead, they push for shit like this:

http://www.thecannabist.co/2014/07/24/sale-colorado-symphonys-high-note-show-red-rocks/16888/


Nice try, Von.

[Kristy]

I'm really giving this one some thought.. What's a semi-decent hotel that's both cheap and close to the venue? I'd be coming up from Florida... Any ideas?

Yeah, stay in your shithole state.

[Von Halen]

What's a semi-decent hotel that's both cheap and close to the venue?

I'm staying with Kristy. You're not invited.

[Kristy]

I'm really giving this one some thought.. What's a semi-decent hotel that's both cheap and close to the venue? I'd be coming up from Florida... Any ideas?

Right here, douchenozzle:
http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/dentp-towneplace-suites-denver-southwest-littleton/

About 8 to 9 minutes away from Red Rocks by car.

[ELVIS]

So, about an hour for you on your bike...

http://www.bikehugger.com/images/1235524_10202161071605584_1489498509_n.jpg

[VAiN]

Right here, douchenozzle:
http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/dentp-towneplace-suites-denver-southwest-littleton/

About 8 to 9 minutes away from Red Rocks by car.

Awwww, you really do care.

[Kristy]

No, not really.

[Romeo Delight]

I think I am making this show.

[Kristy]

Please don't.

[Von Halen]

Please don't.

You will pick us both up at the airport, and you'll be happy to do it.

Do not be afraid...

[Romeo Delight]

Von and I have already reserved the party rooms for both Red Lobster, Applebee's and Olive Garden just to be sure for the pre-party

[Kristy]

Never mind the ticket price, where are you cretins getting the money for airfare?

[Romeo Delight]

Denver is a hub...pretty cheap

[Kristy]

Denver is a shithole. Full of F A T Texans.

[twonabomber]

You will pick us both up at the airport, and you'll be happy to do it.

Do not be afraid...

She's already got the rental car.

[Kristy]

Now I'm looking for a place to move. Can no longer tolerate living with these fucking "born again" Christian miscreants.
http://imageshack.com/a/img537/5945/SMh4Pv.jpg
shithole for lease

Apartment hunting is so depressing.

[Kristy]

She's already got the rental car.

For the last time, it's a lease you Midwestern redneck.

[Von Halen]

Never mind the ticket price, where are you cretins getting the money for airfare?

I can get the flight to Denver, and a better seat at Red Rocks, for less than a ticket for comparable seats, at the venue here.

You will pick us up at the airport. You will go to the show with us.

[Romeo Delight]

Now I'm looking for a place to move. Can no longer tolerate living with these fucking "born again" Christian miscreants.
http://imageshack.com/a/img537/5945/SMh4Pv.jpg
shithole for lease

Apartment hunting is so depressing.

Look Von, Kristy is getting a place for us to crash...I want the top bunk

[Von Halen]

Look Von, Kristy is getting a place for us to crash...I want the top bunk

I want Kristy's bunk! (S)he wants to spoon with me!

[Romeo Delight]

If only there was a furry convention the same week...we can dream

[TFM_Dale]

Von and I have already reserved the party rooms for both Red Lobster, Applebee's and Olive Garden just to be sure for the pre-party

Applebee's? You homos.

[Romeo Delight]

Applebee's? You homos.

Chilies and TGI Fridays were all full up. What's a guy to do? Karaoke after the show...then A game of twister back at Kristy's

[twonabomber]

For the last time, it's a lease you Midwestern redneck.

Why are you mad at me? You're the dumb shit leasing a car. A GM car, at that.

I guess the crazy bitches have moved from green Saturns to Malibus.

[VAiN]

Why are you mad at me? You're the dumb shit leasing a car. A GM car, at that.

I guess the crazy bitches have moved from green Saturns to Malibus.

At least she gets to give the POS back to GM.

[Kristy]

That's it. No more making fun of my car.

[Romeo Delight]

I don't want to start making sense or anything, but done right a lease is actually the smarter play.

The math is exactly the same if negotiated properly and maybe to your advantage versus purchasing and you can walk away if you hate the car

[VAiN]

If all things are the same I'd rather have something with value that I can roll into the next one if I want to unload it after 2-3 years.

[DONNIEP]

I guess the crazy bitches have moved from green Saturns to Malibus.

You dated Charity too??

[Romeo Delight]

If all things are the same I'd rather have something with value that I can roll into the next one if I want to unload it after 2-3 years.

But that is all smoke and mirrors. I would LOVE to sell you a car, lol.

After 3 or 4 years in a lease the car is worth pretty much exactly whatever the residual is on the car if you negotiated the deal properly.

Not sure how anything can be better than that...you can pay what the asset is worth or walk away by handing over the keys

If you buy it, and you hate it you are in exactly the same boat but have to get 75 cents on the dollar at the dealer if you are lucky and likely get hosed in the process. All you have done is taken ownership of the massive depreciation in value in the first two years....all because somehow people think they "own" it and that is better

Its all math.

[Romeo Delight]

The way they trick you is you think the new truck is worth 40k...when in actual fact if you just took the time to negotiate properly could get it for 32....when you trade in your last vehicle they do you a "solid" by giving you 15k for your old truck when its probably worth 19, but ask the manager for a special discount just for you, so you get the new truck for Dealer cost at 37k...you just lost 9k but you feel like you got one over on them.

[DONNIEP]

Too many words and too much math.

[Kristy]

If all things are the same I'd rather have something with value that I can roll into the next one if I want to unload it after 2-3 years.

Oh what do you know? You drive some middle-aged man penismobile.

[Kristy]

If you buy it, and you hate it you are in exactly the same boat but have to get 75 cents on the dollar at the dealer if you are lucky and likely get hosed in the process. All you have done is taken ownership of the massive depreciation in value in the first two years....all because somehow people think they "own" it and that is better

Why I would never, ever buy a car new. Does not matter who makes it. Leasing does have it drawbacks like staying under certain mileage and "mandatory maintenance" but seeing how most cars being made today are more disposable than a Katy Perry tampon, I found leasing to be more affordable than buying.

[vandeleur]

Why I would never, ever buy a car new. Does not matter who makes it. Leasing does have it drawbacks like staying under certain mileage and "mandatory maintenance" but seeing how most cars being made today are more disposable than a Katy Perry tampon, I found leasing to be more affordable than buying.

OK Jeremy Clarkson :D

[Kristy]

You limeys. Have to make EVERYTHING limey (eventually).

[78/84 guy]

Tickets go on sale tomorrow. I'm having doubts seeing what a shit singer Roth is.

Never was and his rich lillywhite Cherry Creek wine and cheese tasters won't be there. Instead, they push for shit like this:

http://www.thecannabist.co/2014/07/24/sale-colorado-symphonys-high-note-show-red-rocks/16888/


Nice try, Von.

Yeah but go see Ed play. He has been killing it lately. Dave might have a few good jokes. He was always better at that than singing anyways.

[Kristy]

No, no, no.

Ed needs to cut the umbilical cord of guilt with Dave.

That's numero 1

Ed needs to hire KATY PERRY as the new singer of Van Halen which is no biggie since Van Halen has not been Van Halen since yes, you guessed it 1985

Number 3 is a new album with Katy doing songs about anything from F A T Wolf Boy to kissing girls and pussy. Who really cares? Not like Dave lyrically wrote anything worth a shit so no issue there.

THEN A TOUR! A god damn proper tour with dancing sharks and lions and Illuminati symbols

Van Katy plays the next NFL/domestic violence/wife beaters Superbowl.

Ed calls it a day.

I could live with that.

So why can't you cretins?

[vandeleur]

No, no, no.

Ed needs to cut the umbilical cord of guilt with Dave.

That's numero 1

Ed needs to hire KATY PERRY as the new singer of Van Halen which is no biggie since Van Halen has not been Van Halen since yes, you guessed it 1985

Number 3 is a new album with Katy doing songs about anything from F A T Wolf Boy to kissing girls and pussy. Who really cares? Not like Dave lyrically wrote anything worth a shit so no issue there.

THEN A TOUR! A god damn proper tour with dancing sharks and lions and Illuminati symbols

Van Katy plays the next NFL/domestic violence/wife beaters Superbowl.

Ed calls it a day.

I could live with that.

So why can't you cretins?

Whose playing bass ?

[Kristy]

Oh, and Ed gets to beat the shit out of John Mayer.

[Kristy]

Whose playing bass ?

Um, one of the sharks.
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/82649-katy-perry-left-shark-super-bowl-halftime-show-revealed/1422975363_katy-perry-lg.jpg

Does mater which one. Bet they play better than that F A T Wolf boy - with fins!

[vandeleur]

Um, one of the sharks.
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/82649-katy-perry-left-shark-super-bowl-halftime-show-revealed/1422975363_katy-perry-lg.jpg

Does mater which one. Bet they play better than that F A T Wolf boy - with fins!

Isnt the left one a bit crap ?

[Romeo Delight]

Too many words and too much math.

Ok...let's dumb it down...if the dealer isn't saying no to your price, then you are being had.

Always walk away, leave the lot and don't sit down for the hours long "I have to ask my manager".

The last car I bought the only time I was at the dealer was to grab my vehicle...basically put out an RFP of sorts to all of the dealerships within an hour of me and let the sharks come to me...

[Fairwrning]

Fuck it..my 2 cents..leasing is ok if you always want a payment and a different car..I had ( and still do have ) my last car for 13 years..its been paid off for 8..runs great..no payments gave me time to save up a down payment for a new car..which will be paid off in 6 years..no more payments..

[Kristy]

Isnt the left one a bit crap ?

For a seccy there, I thought you said "carp."

[Kristy]

Fuck it..my 2 cents..leasing is ok if you always want a payment and a different car..I had ( and still do have ) my last car for 13 years..its been paid off for 8..runs great..no payments gave me time to save up a down payment for a new car..which will be paid off in 6 years..no more payments..

Which is also great if you are on a budget. I would not say a 2014 Malibu is great car but it does function as means to get from point A to point B and back again. That's all I need it for. Usually on warmer weather days, I bike and/or take Light Rail where I need to go. Owning a car anymore is a royal pain in the ass.

[twonabomber]

That's it. No more making fun of my car.

No. Not even if you asked nice.

Nice try, Malibu Kristy.

[Von Halen]

Kristy, should I bring my remote?

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq173/wally-eye/Mans%20Ultimate%20Remote%20Control%20for%20Women_z psggzuwrqu.jpg (http://s445.photobucket.com/user/wally-eye/media/Mans%20Ultimate%20Remote%20Control%20for%20Women_z psggzuwrqu.jpg.html)

[twonabomber]

It might be missing the "high maintenance," "all talk," and "cold fish" buttons.

[Seshmeister]

Looks cool!

http://www.bizjournals.com/denver/news/2013/06/20/rolling-stone-decrees-red-rocks-is-best.html

Rolling Stone magazine likes Red Rocks.

L. Wayne Hicks
Associate Editor-
Denver Business Journal

http://www.youredm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/red-rocks-concert-759x500.jpg?30d9e0

Rolling Stone magazine has ruled the best amphitheater in the United States is Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison.

The list will be released Friday, but Washington, D.C., radio station WTOP got an advance copy and reported which venues made the cut. Red Rocks was judged to be better than even New York's Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl, which were Nos. 2 and 3, respectively.

Rolling Stone has an ongoing "Venues That Rock" series and so far has determined which are the best clubs in America, and which are the best big rooms. Belly Up in Aspen, the Bluebird Theatre in Denver and the Fox Theater in Boulder are included in the list of the best clubs.

[Seshmeister]

This dramatic natural venue just outside Denver – named after the two huge boulders that frame its borders – can elevate a good show into a totally unforgettable night. With the exception of Madison Square Garden, no U.S. venue of this size has such an amazing pedigree: The Beatles in 1964, Jimi Hendrix in 1968, Bruce Springsteen in 1978, and so many more. Pearl Jam played Red Rocks exactly once, in 1995, and they still haven't stopped talking about it. "It was just stunning," says guitarist Mike McCready. "We were never able to get there [again]. I don't know why. I want to go back."

Capacity: 9,450

Website: http://www.redrocksonline.com

Fun Fact: The amphitheatre has been officially open since 1941, but the first Red Rocks concerts were actually staged here much earlier – on a temporary platform in 1906.



Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/the-best-amphitheaters-in-america-20130620/red-rocks-amphitheatre-morrison-colorado-19691231#ixzz3XTiDuNBy
Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook

[Von Halen]

I'm telling you Sesh, if there is one venue to go see a show at, this is it.

[VAiN]

The way they trick you is you think the new truck is worth 40k...when in actual fact if you just took the time to negotiate properly could get it for 32....when you trade in your last vehicle they do you a "solid" by giving you 15k for your old truck when its probably worth 19, but ask the manager for a special discount just for you, so you get the new truck for Dealer cost at 37k...you just lost 9k but you feel like you got one over on them.

I see your point, and I guess that's true of you dot pay attention and let them get one on you. I also suppose it's different with different cars.. holding their value, etc.. But as you said - all things being equal I'd rather not be paying into something that I have to give back. Essentially a long rental. Math isn't my thing, and maybe I'm wrong.

[vandeleur]

the venue looks fantastic

[Seshmeister]

I'm telling you Sesh, if there is one venue to go see a show at, this is it.

Yeah I'm jealous, plus you are going to meet Kristy!


There is a direct flight from London but at $1650 for the round trip I may need to sit this one out...

[Seshmeister]

"Wildlife in the area includes black bears, coyotes and the occasional bobcat or cougar." :D

[Von Halen]

Yeah I'm jealous, plus you are going to meet Kristy!

(S)he won't show up.



There is a direct flight from London but at $1650 for the round trip I may need to sit this one out...

Do it Sesh!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Do it Sesh!

new donation tab? don't mention pelvis' name or clara will freak out and not spare a dime :biggrin:

[Romeo Delight]

I see your point, and I guess that's true of you dot pay attention and let them get one on you. I also suppose it's different with different cars.. holding their value, etc.. But as you said - all things being equal I'd rather not be paying into something that I have to give back. Essentially a long rental. Math isn't my thing, and maybe I'm wrong.

This conversation is boring and not funny...but, worth pursuing.

Think of it this way...a lease gives you an option to leave if the car sucks...better to cut your losses than keep paying.

if it is a great car, the residual payment is exactly what the car is worth at that time anyway if you negotiated properly...then you can get a loan to take care of the rest or perhaps you saved that amount up whatever...better than committing to the 500 or 600 a month for 4-5 years...you hedged your best with a 350 payment for 3 years and pay exactly what it is worth after the lease is up.

Zero risk

[Romeo Delight]

I'm telling you Sesh, if there is one venue to go see a show at, this is it.

I'll buy you dinner Sesh if you come...and drinks

[Romeo Delight]

They should film the performance at this show for the truly definitive live Van Halen DVD/BlueRay

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Man, that picture really tempts ya, doesn't it ??

[Romeo Delight]

VA why don't you come?

[Von Halen]

Man, that picture really tempts ya, doesn't it ??

I'm doing what I can to make this show Va. It might be the one and only time they ever play there. Flamma is in, and I'm pretty sure a couple guys here in DTown are in too.

[Romeo Delight]

They should film the performance at this show for the truly definitive live Van Halen DVD/BlueRay

They could interview us for some of the crowd and fan site feedback...VA tell Shelley we are all going and we expect a full production team in place

[Va Beach VH Fan]

VA why don't you come?

Then I have to see your Canuck ass again?

[Romeo Delight]

Just so long as I don't drive, what harm can come to you?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I'm doing what I can to make this show Va. It might be the one and only time they ever play there. Flamma is in, and I'm pretty sure a couple guys here in DTown are in too.


It's very tempting....

Actually, the week prior I'm going to be in Vegas babysitting the grandkids with the wifey, and was looking at the 200 mile drive to the US Festival site in San Bernardino on the 11th as well....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Just so long as I don't drive, what harm can come to you?


OH MY GOD, you almost got us killed by a brand new Camaro that night at the Forum....

Must've thought Inglewood was Alberta....

[Romeo Delight]

In fairness, he must have been going 120mph...and we were in the homermobile....solid but not a performance machine

[Romeo Delight]

It's very tempting....

Actually, the week prior I'm going to be in Vegas babysitting the grandkids with the wifey, and was looking at the 200 mile drive to the US Festival site in San Bernardino on the 11th as well....

You are basically there then.

It would just be rude NOT to come at this point.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

You are basically there then.

It would just be rude NOT to come at this point.


No, we leave back to VA on the 15th....

[Romeo Delight]

I will be creating the Definitive Van Halen Red Rocks GoPro HD production at this show

[Kristy]

I will be creating the Definitive Van Halen Red Rocks GoPro HD production at this show

Don't think they are allowed in the amphitheater.


Keep your (white) trash out of my town.

[Kristy]

the venue looks fantastic

It's a shithole.

[Romeo Delight]

Don't think they are allowed in the amphitheater.


Keep your (white) trash out of my town.

Afraid they do...cameras up to the artist according to their site...

They do allow coolers though...now that's white trash

[Kristy]

Nope, no cameras:

Prohibited Items

Non factory-sealed beverage/liquid filled containers (including thermoses, bota bags or wine skins)
Alcoholic beverages, marijuana or illegal drugs
Glass bottles or aluminum/steel cans
Laser pointers (will be confiscated & patron subject to ejection)
Hard sided coolers
Soft sided coolers larger than 10" x 7" x 7"
Audio or video recording devices, professional cameras or cameras with removable lenses, selfie poles
Weapons or items construed as weapons (e.g., guns, knives, sticks, fireworks)
Totems of any type, make/model
Bullhorns or noisemakers
Framed backpacks
Confetti
Tarps
Animals (except service dogs)
Skateboards or inline skates
Personal property that is a potential hazard to others (e.g., chains, wallet chains or jewelry with spiked edges)
Glass objects
Remote controlled flying devices or UAVs (unmanned aerial vehicles)

For your safety and the safety of others, guests and their possessions are subject to inspection as condition of admittance. Please have your bags open and available for inspection. Smoking is only permitted in designated areas along the outside rail of the outside stairs. Smoking is strictly prohibited in the seating area of the amphitheatre, including E cigarettes. Red Rocks Management reserves final decision on items brought into the venue.

[Kristy]

First, the Wu-Tang Clan desecrates Red Rocks and now your white trash AARP membership qualified dog & pony act.

"Running with the orthopedic shoes on..."

Think they'll play that one?

[Kristy]

"Wildlife in the area includes black bears, coyotes and the occasional bobcat or cougar." :D

More likely you'll run into mountain lions and/or rattlesnakes. Coyotes are everywhere but at this show you'd be safe. You see, coyotes hate the year 1985

[Kristy]

(S)he won't show up.

Neither will you. Isn't that right, Mr. Skier?

But if you do show up feel free to introduce so I can punch you in that festering gob you call a face.

[Romeo Delight]

Nope, no cameras:

Prohibited Items

Non factory-sealed beverage/liquid filled containers (including thermoses, bota bags or wine skins)
Alcoholic beverages, marijuana or illegal drugs
Glass bottles or aluminum/steel cans
Laser pointers (will be confiscated & patron subject to ejection)
Hard sided coolers
Soft sided coolers larger than 10" x 7" x 7"
Audio or video recording devices, professional cameras or cameras with removable lenses, selfie poles
Weapons or items construed as weapons (e.g., guns, knives, sticks, fireworks)
Totems of any type, make/model
Bullhorns or noisemakers
Framed backpacks
Confetti
Tarps
Animals (except service dogs)
Skateboards or inline skates
Personal property that is a potential hazard to others (e.g., chains, wallet chains or jewelry with spiked edges)
Glass objects
Remote controlled flying devices or UAVs (unmanned aerial vehicles)

For your safety and the safety of others, guests and their possessions are subject to inspection as condition of admittance. Please have your bags open and available for inspection. Smoking is only permitted in designated areas along the outside rail of the outside stairs. Smoking is strictly prohibited in the seating area of the amphitheatre, including E cigarettes. Red Rocks Management reserves final decision on items brought into the venue.

Uh...you went to the site but forgot to mention what is allowed...small personal cameras are in fact allowed...

Concerts & Events - Permitted Items
•Non-alcoholic beverages in factory sealed plastic containers, not to exceed 32 oz. (one quart) (some shows may require the removal of lids upon entering the amphitheatre.)
•Empty plastic water bottles
•Empty aluminum water bottles
•Soft sided coolers, six-pack size (10" long x 7" wide x 7" high)
•Cloth bags, soft packs 12” x 17” x 12” (must fit under designated seat)
•Food for personal consumption only. Food must be in a clear plastic bag. Maximum bag size one gallon (11" x 11") Fruit, vegetables must be sliced.
•Binoculars
•Blankets (max size 40" x 60") Blankets must not extend beyond your ticketed seating area
•Seat cushions/soft side seat backs under 18” wide (no items with legs permitted)
•Small, compact umbrellas (24" maximum length) Ponchos preferred
•Small, personal cameras (unless prohibited by show)
•Small strollers (folding umbrella style only)
•All personal possessions must fit under the patron’s designated seat (18" x 12")

http://redrocksonline.com/concerts-events/attending-a-show/permitted-prohibited-items

[Romeo Delight]

I suppose they could say its a personal recording device but so is every smartphone...my phone records in 1080p...

[Kristy]

"small personal cameras" are not GoPro's

They will mot allow them. Feel free to try.

[Romeo Delight]

it really makes no difference...there isn't a smaller personal camera out there...It should be fine

[Kristy]

I think they're talking cell phones. GoPros and DSLR's I've never seen at a Red Rocks show. At least not by patrons.



I miss getting high. The big 4/20 Stoner Fest came and went. And I missed it.
http://data.en.yibada.com/data/images/full/29217/420-day-marijuana-celebration-in-denver-colorado.jpg
*sigh*

[LoungeMachine]

It's a shithole.

Of course it is....

:gulp:

You "live" there......

[LoungeMachine]

"small personal cameras" are not GoPro's

They will mot allow them. Feel free to try.

:gulp:

Okay....... :lmao:

[LoungeMachine]

I think



I miss getting high.

:gulp:

That's a shame.....really.

[LoungeMachine]

Neither will you. Isn't that right, Mr. Skier?

But if you do show up feel free to introduce so I can punch you in that festering gob you call a face.

:lmao:

Classic.........

:gulp:

Yeah, I wont be there either.....but damn if I was I would totally punch you.....

:lmao:

[LoungeMachine]

And I missed it.

*sigh*

Along with all manner of things.......

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

I think they're talking cell phones. GoPros and DSLR's I've never seen at a Red Rocks show. At least not by patrons.




Right.....

Because you've worked so many Venue Events in your career...... :lmao:

:gulp:

FACT is.......it is up to the ARTIST and MANAGEMENT not the VENUE......so each show has different rules.

You'd know this if you took the time to you know.....hit the web site for 5 seconds.

gunt.

[LoungeMachine]

From the Red Rocks Web Site.....

Some artists do allow fans to bring in cameras and/or recording equipment. Most do not. This decision is made by each individual performer, not by Red Rocks.

:gulp:

If you ever actually purchase a ticket, or have one purchased for you......read the restrictions as outlined on it.

K?

[Nitro Express]

It's a shithole.
Went to a few shows there when I lived in Denver. Never saw what was so great. Wow, there's sandstone up there. I just remember getting there is a pain in the ass and then you sit on shitty wood benches that give you splinters. Madison Square Garden is just a bigger dirty shit hole. Never saw what was great about it either. But then rock and roll belongs in shit holes because people puke, piss, and spray their precious bodily fluids all over. Nothing you want in a nice concert hall.

[Kristy]

:lmao:

Classic.........

:gulp:

Yeah, I wont be there either.....but damn if I was I would totally punch you.....

:lmao:

I would LOVE to see you try it, you F A T trolling fuck. I'd drop your F A T chinless ass in heartbeat.

[Kristy]

Went to a few shows there when I lived in Denver. Never saw what was so great. Wow, there's sandstone up there. I just remember getting there is a pain in the ass and then you sit on shitty wood benches that give you splinters. Madison Square Garden is just a bigger dirty shit hole. Never saw what was great about it either. But then rock and roll belongs in shit holes because people puke, piss, and spray their precious bodily fluids all over. Nothing you want in a nice concert hall.

You are so full of shit. You have obviously never been to a Red Rocks show. Produce a ticket stub or just shut the fuck up.

[Kristy]

Right.....

Because you've worked so many Venue Events in your career...... :lmao:

:gulp:

FACT is.......it is up to the ARTIST and MANAGEMENT not the VENUE......so each show has different rules.

You'd know this if you took the time to you know.....hit the web site for 5 seconds.

gunt.

Heh, this coming from a troll who looks like he hits the all you can eat buffet for 5 hours

"Some artists do allow fans to bring in cameras and/or recording equipment. Most do not. This decision is made by each individual performer, not by Red Rocks.

I've never seen a GoPro at a Red Rocks show which was my point you chinless wonder troll.

[Kristy]

Right.....gunt.

Troll.

Just PM sometime if you ever want to meet me to punch me. Again, I would love to see you try. Maybe Von will film it with a GoPro and post it here.

[Kristy]

Of course it is....

:gulp:

You "live" there......

Where do you live again?

Oh, and that band of yours? Guns of White Trailer Trash or something. Whatever happened to your "tour" and "making it big" with lame cliche lyrics and recycled riffs? American Idol and The Voice not calling back? And your CD? How many did you sell to those who are not your second cousin?

You should seriously look into killing yourself, troll if not to save the American tax payer from paying your medical bills for your upcoming stroke.

[Kristy]

:gulp:

That's a shame.....really.

Not as much as Denny's and the Waffle House cutting your F A T ass off on pancake platters.

Personally, I'm looking forward to your stroke and or/heart attack. Whichever comes first.

[Kristy]

Yeah, I wont be there either.....but damn if I was I would totally punch you.....

:lmao:

Again, PM me.

And I'm not surprised. Just like you haven't been anywhere for the past 50 years or so of your miserable life.*


*excluding fast food places, trailer parks and country jails.

[Nitro Express]

You are so full of shit. You have obviously never been to a Red Rocks show. Produce a ticket stub or just shut the fuck up.

Oh yeah like I'm going to have ticket stubs from from over 20 years ago.

[Nitro Express]

The Pop Queer inspiration in here is through the roof.

[Von Halen]

Oh yeah like I'm going to have ticket stubs from from over 20 years ago.

I do!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I do!

You know I do, look at my avatar !!

[VetteLS5]

Troll.

Just PM sometime if you ever want to meet me to punch me. Again, I would love to see you try. Maybe Von will film it with a GoPro and post it here.

Pics or it didn't happen!

[twonabomber]

Malibu Kristy with the Kung Fu Grip. This just keeps getting better.

[SunisinuS]

Nope, no cameras:

Prohibited Items


Weapons or items construed as weapons (e.g., guns, knives, sticks, fireworks)



But I don't go anywhere without my Lucky Sticks!

12829

Sigh, no Red Stones fer me then.

[Kristy]

Pics or it didn't happen!

Um, video or it didn't happen. Moron.

[Kristy]

Oh yeah like I'm going to have ticket stubs from from over 20 years ago.

Whatever. You're a vast debt of contradictory bullshit.

[Anonymous]

Whatever. You're a vast debt of contradictory bullshit.

Nitro is a story-teller - one of the best! As such, it can look like he's contradicting himself sometimes, but that's just because the time, place, situation & point of the story differs from one another.

Now, stop attacking my friends or our relationship will never work. And you don't want that.

Cheers! :beers:

[mdk1967]

...Looking for just ONE ticket to the show between $70 - $100. Thanks, fellas.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

...Looking for just ONE ticket to the show between $70 - $100. Thanks, fellas.


Stubhub, TIQIQ, Craigslist, or just wait until you get to the parking lot right before showtime...

Always tix available....

[rwc]

...Looking for just ONE ticket to the show between $70 - $100. Thanks, fellas.

Just so you know... VH just released more tickets in reserved 1 and 2. At 4:30PM 7/16, you can get a single ticket in the 5th row for $211.25.
I know you said $70-$100, but damn, that's a good price for row 5. Or you could get row 19 for $184.
Just chase the links from van-halen.com

Back to the point. I upgraded my tickets this morning (moved to row 14).
I'm trying to sell the original 2 as a pair (row 49 pretty much dead center).
If I can't sell them as a pair, I'll get one of them to you in your price range. IM if still interested.

[Romeo Delight]

Just so you know... VH just released more tickets in reserved 1 and 2. At 4:30PM 7/16, you can get a single ticket in the 5th row for $211.25.
I know you said $70-$100, but damn, that's a good price for row 5. Or you could get row 19 for $184.
Just chase the links from van-halen.com

Back to the point. I upgraded my tickets this morning (moved to row 14).
I'm trying to sell the original 2 as a pair (row 49 pretty much dead center).
If I can't sell them as a pair, I'll get one of them to you in your price range. IM if still interested.

Cool. I have one ticket in the 6th row eddies side. I will sell for a good price. Have to travel for work so I had to cancel my plans. PM me if interested

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Cool. I have one ticket in the 6th row eddies side. I will sell for a good price. Have to travel for work so I had to cancel my plans. PM me if interested

I'll post it to our FB/Twitter as well....

One of our longtime Army members has a ticket for the July 20th show at Red Rocks. 6TH ROW, EDDIE'S SIDE! Will... http://t.co/escgzdm1TD— Roth Army (@Roth_Army) July 19, 2015

[Kristy]

Be sure to bring plenty of oxygen
http://s15.postimg.org/4o4zy6ul7/2256873_R1_047_22.jpg

[Romeo Delight]

Be sure to bring plenty of oxygen
http://s15.postimg.org/4o4zy6ul7/2256873_R1_047_22.jpg

Isn't this more for those FAT Texans you are talking about?

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Hey! I'm a fat Texan.

[Fairwrning]

More likely you'll run into mountain lions and/or rattlesnakes. Coyotes are everywhere but at this show you'd be safe. You see, coyotes hate the year 1985

Im sorry but thats some funny shit right there..

[Kristy]

Okie-dokie, I'm off to the show. I brought earplugs in case Roth starts singing.


Better get a coat dear, it looks like raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin. If it starts with this lightning shit I'm leaving.



Big time.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Okie-dokie, I'm off to the show. I brought earplugs in case Roth starts singing.


Better get a coat dear, it looks like raaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin. If it starts with this lightning shit I'm leaving.



Big time.

have fun :thumb:

[WARF]

I'm heading to the show.

Full Review later!

[Seshmeister]

Cool!

That's a long flight...

[Seshmeister]

Are you on one of those new planes with WiFi? :)

[Romeo Delight]

I'm heading to the show.

Full Review later!

Oh man...Now I wish I would have gone...too busy though...damn

[katina]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKZ8dSdUEAAJx6v.jpg

[katina]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKaBVwLVEAE_T54.jpg

[Romeo Delight]

I hope they are filming this show...

[katina]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKaa3J7VEAAe-dz.jpg

[Silexxx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc1FChVufKE

Little Guitars

[Silexxx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNFyjWUdBI

Hot For Teacher

[Silexxx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OlKH1lndYw

Light up the Sky

[negative]

These youtube videos are fucking great!

[perrin29]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OlKH1lndYw

Light up the Sky

Great to see some high quality video from the show. Looks like an amazing venue.

[vandeleur]

No dance floor ???

[vandeleur]

Looking forward to warf review , looks like lots of kicks ;)

[ZahZoo]

No dance floor ???

Looks like they covered the floor with some sort of black carpets. Can't afford to have one of the old farts slip and break a hip... plus in the rain and all that power on stage, rubber backed mats will keep them grounded and ensure Dave doesn't really hit the high registers...

[Von Halen]

Man, these guys are really getting in a groove now. Dave seems to be taking his performance very seriously. He looks like he is genuinely enjoying performing these songs. I can't believe all the kicks he did in LUTS. Shit, he'll probably be doing jumps off the drum riser pretty soon!

[katina]

Thanks Silexxx for uploading the vids :thumb:, they are great!!!

[vandeleur]

Man van are so good am throwing thanks at any fucker :)

[twonabomber]

Man, these guys are really getting in a groove now. Dave seems to be taking his performance very seriously. He looks like he is genuinely enjoying performing these songs. I can't believe all the kicks he did in LUTS. Shit, he'll probably be doing jumps off the drum riser pretty soon!

See you in Cleveland!

[WARF]

My head is fucking spinning...

I just saw Van Halen's best live performance...

Even better than my first show in Jacksonville 1984....

Cafe Wha? Was of course surreal having legends within your finger tips...

I'll be back later to tell you more... But Roth was on fire with an arsenal of kicks that would make Jean Claude Van Damme jealous....

[twonabomber]

My head is fucking spinning...

I just saw Van Halen's best live performance...


Via Periscope?

[Von Halen]

See you in Cleveland!

When is Cleveland?

Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm going to hit the London show.

[twonabomber]

August 3rd, Blossom Music Center.

[Angel]

My head is fucking spinning...

I just saw Van Halen's best live performance...

Even better than my first show in Jacksonville 1984....

Cafe Wha? Was of course surreal having legends within your finger tips...

I'll be back later to tell you more... But Roth was on fire with an arsenal of kicks that would make Jean Claude Van Damme jealous....
What happened to "I will not see them without Mike"?

More BS....

[katina]

RWTD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Occby_IZm3w

[private parts]

Be sure to bring plenty of oxygen
http://s15.postimg.org/4o4zy6ul7/2256873_R1_047_22.jpg

I hiked up from the stage to the top of the seating area a few years back and it just about killed me. Holy shit that theater is steep!

[Von Halen]

What happened to "I will not see them without Mike"?

More BS....

Angel, if you believe he really went to that show, I have some swamp land I'll sell you.

[private parts]

No dance floor ???

State law.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No dance floor ???

uncle twitchy's slip and slide would be too slippy and slidy in the rain

13223

[katina]

0:04 rwtd

[perrin29]

Looks like they're having fun which is making some great moments. I'll be there next week!



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dyjEmL2nP8Y

[Fairwrning]

https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10735014_1445597812414586_2001653650_n.jpg

[katina]

Great footage in Little Guitars and Dance The Night Away


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dlkvY5Iys

Dave speaking spanish is hilarious...muchacha amiga !!! Just for the International Day of Friendship :), LOL.

[WARF]

Before we get to SIR WARF'S ( star of cafe wha? ) EPIC review....

I'd like to give a big FUCK YOU to turdabummer.... mediocre mod who arrived here several years late to the game....

Does it bother you turd, that I contribute much more to this site than you ever had or ever will?

Look at the front page and scroll down, it's all MY POSTS AND MATERIAL?!

Just remember long before you registered here you were sitting at a KRISPY KREME donuts with your F A T ass eating all the inventory....

Remember that I was here first as an ORIGINAL webmaster building this place with sarge... yes i built it... not in my own words... but in sarge's own words...

So shut the fuck up F A T ass.... ( we all have seen the popgears ) and enjoy the review.....

live in front of your naked steaming eyes from that shithole you call cleveland...... lol :D

[vandeleur]

Wow good way to kill the chill vibes ;)

[WARF]

oh and F A T boy hasn't even donated either.....

he's really worthless to this place

anyways... review coming up soon :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh and F A T boy hasn't even donated either.....

he's really worthless to this place

anyways... review coming up soon :D

save it...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

better yet, pm it to kristy.

[twonabomber]

Before we get to SIR WARF'S ( star of cafe wha? ) EPIC review....

I'd like to give a big FUCK YOU to turdabummer.... mediocre mod who arrived here several years late to the game....

Does it bother you turd, that I contribute much more to this site than you ever had or ever will?

Look at the front page and scroll down, it's all MY POSTS AND MATERIAL?!

Just remember long before you registered here you were sitting at a KRISPY KREME donuts with your F A T ass eating all the inventory....

Remember that I was here first as an ORIGINAL webmaster building this place with sarge... yes i built it... not in my own words... but in sarge's own words...

So shut the fuck up F A T ass.... ( we all have seen the popgears ) and enjoy the review.....

live in front of your naked steaming eyes from that shithole you call cleveland...... lol :D

Von and Sesh called you out as well. Go give them a "fuck you," you big pussy!


oh and F A T boy hasn't even donated either.....

he's really worthless to this place

anyways... review coming up soon :D

You've done FAR more damage to this place than good over the years, but hey, you donated, so you were entitled.

And I'm not fat because I eat sweets, it's because light beer in mass quantities isn't really that light! :D

I should replace your user tag with "replaced by mediocrity!" lol

[katina]

Awesome Ice Cream Man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OhU5O5w0bU

[Seshmeister]

Angel, if you believe he really went to that show, I have some swamp land I'll sell you.

Only if she promises not to move ELVIS off it... :)

[vandeleur]

Dave's voice is leaps and bounds better than the live cd .. Even his banter seems better :)

[Jetstream]

Dave's voice is leaps and bounds better than the live cd .. Even his banter seems better :)

Other than not going off into WTF range, his voice is the same if not raspier but it seems to be working great because he is able to stay in the range and it fits his natural Blues style... and the dude might not be able to scream like a banshee anymore, but he has a mean rough scream during this show which he started using on this tour every so often which I have not heard since "A Lil' Ain't Enough" :)

[Romeo Delight]

Before we get to SIR WARF'S ( star of cafe wha? ) EPIC review....

I'd like to give a big FUCK YOU to turdabummer.... mediocre mod who arrived here several years late to the game....

Does it bother you turd, that I contribute much more to this site than you ever had or ever will?

Look at the front page and scroll down, it's all MY POSTS AND MATERIAL?!

Just remember long before you registered here you were sitting at a KRISPY KREME donuts with your F A T ass eating all the inventory....

Remember that I was here first as an ORIGINAL webmaster building this place with sarge... yes i built it... not in my own words... but in sarge's own words...

So shut the fuck up F A T ass.... ( we all have seen the popgears ) and enjoy the review.....

live in front of your naked steaming eyes from that shithole you call cleveland...... lol :D

who cares who is a mod and who isn't?

Get on with the review!!

[twonabomber]

who cares who is a mod and who isn't?

Get on with the review!!

Gotta wait for the rest of the YouTubes to come in!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Dave's voice is leaps and bounds better than the live cd .. Even his banter seems better :)

cause it's in english...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://www.heyreverb.com/blog/2015/07/21/van-halen-at-red-rocks-amphitheatre-photos-review/106005/

i don't think kristy liked the show... :(

[twonabomber]

What an idiot.


With his fresh Japanese tattoos peeking from beneath his sleeveless vest

Last I checked, a vest doesn't have sleeves. If it did, it would be a jacket or shirt, no?

[clarathecarrot]

What an idiot.



Last I checked, a vest doesn't have sleeves. If it did, it would be a jacket or shirt, no?

Same kind of assmuncher who didn't realize that, assless chaps, was perhaps one of the goddamned stupidest grouping of words in history. The first person who wrote that should be dug up hung then shot...and it has continued for decades.

I saw the word ,vapid, ( I ran as fast as I could away from the page) in the second paragraph very pathetic word only used by cunts...no I'm wrong wannabe cunts too ultra superior in their writing skills.

Roth On!

[Angel]

Angel, if you believe he really went to that show, I have some swamp land I'll sell you.
Hell no....not unless someone paid all expenses, lol.

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Audio is up at Dime, coupled with a pretty shitty review.
http://www.dimeadozen.org/torrents-details.php?id=534768



Notes: We'd previously seen the mighty Van Halen in 2007 in Chicago, then again in early 2008 in Denver and figured that was all we needed to see with the Dave-led lineup; we skipped their 2012 Denver area performance. But, when they announced the 2015 tour with a stop at Red Rocks, both my wife and I agreed that the venue choice made one more Van Halen performance a necessity for us.

But, the truth is: at $185+ per ticket, I'm not sure that it was worth it. We got rained on the entire trip up to Morrison, and the rain fell all through the opener, Kenny Wayne Shepherd (due to the rain, we didn't try to record him). Fortunately, it stopped just before VH took the stage. But, while they have a lot of great songs, virtually all of them were ruined with mid-song breakdowns where Dave just TALKED. I've read other comments from earlier performances on this tour criticizing him
for this, but, I didn't realize how seriously this messes up the flow of the show until I saw it for myself. I mean, I will tell you that the band had the crowd eating out of their hands - until the first breakdown during Everybody Wants Some. At first, I thought, 'this is cool, kind of like The Doors, where he's just freestylin',' but, by the time he did it again during Feel Your Love Tonight, the crowd was definitely getting restless. By the time he got to the story about him and Ozzy during
the 1978 tour, people were starting to leave - the show was REALLY running long with Dave's constant rapping, and it was killing the momentum.

When they broke down AGAIN during Unchained - one of my fave VH songs - I decided I'd had enough and went to the bathroom (clipping the mike to my wife's shirt and handing her the recorder - this occurred at the start of Somebody Get Me a Doctor as well). When they broke down YET AGAIN during You Really Got Me, Dave even says 'have you ever wondered why there are all
these slow spots in these songs?' I heard someone behind me yell 'NOOOO!'

Eddie launched into his extended solo, and at that point, my wife was ready to call it quits, but, I convinced her that we were near the end - I'm a guitar player, but, 10 minutes of public masterbation on the guitar does not impress me nearly as much at 44 as it did when I was 17; especially when EVERY. SINGLE. SONG. has already been spread out past the breaking point.
I know that there are a lot of guitar players that wait breathlessly for Eddie to break into his solo, but, the screaming banshees around us notwithstanding, there were many more people streaming to the restrooms or for the exits. At this late point in his career, I think Eddie would do well to understand that "less is more."

Some good things - Alex is an amazing drummer; having seen mostly over 50 acts of late, I was very impressed that he does not seem to have lost anything, and he kept the tempos up. Wolf is a stud on bass and backing vocals - my wife also plays bass guitar and she was totally blown away by his playing. I'd rather have Michael Anthony but...blah blah blah. Also: Ed looks good and sounds good - his playing was top notch, and he had quite a bit of energy. I truly like Dave in Van Halen, and his "singing" does not bother me as much as some - my wife was totally annoyed that he doesn't seem to sing his own lyrics! But, seriously, Dave - lose 90% of the during-song chit-chat.

My take is that Van Halen has a super strong set of 90 or so minutes of Roth-era material that they ballooned out past 2 hours, which left our group ready for the end when it arrived - and, from what I saw, quite a few people around us had left by the end as well. That's my 2 cents - your mileage may vary. I have at least two copies of every Van Halen album and know them all pretty well. I've seen them (and taped) now 3 times and collect all of their shows up through the Hagar-led 2004 reunion - but, this show left me feeling like I've seen them for the last time. Little Guitars is my favorite VH song, and I was delighted to see it back in the set, and the rarities were OK, too - though, placing more obscure songs like In A Simple Rhyme and Dirty Movies before Dave's LOOOONG story probably isn't ideal. Lots and lots of bathroom breaks were observed during that stretch.

It was nice that the rain stopped, but, the wind and breeze continued throughout, which was throwing the mix around the whole time - this is reflected in the recording. Also, there was one super annoying woman behind me to my right who insisted on screaming - off key - pretty much the entire time; by the end, I had a pounding headache from her screeching, which might have
also had an impact on mine and my wife's enjoyment of the concert. By and large, I kept quiet, though, you do hear my wife and I talk a little; generally, all things considered, the recording is not bad and a pretty accurate capture of the show we saw.

One last question, that my wife asked me about: so, what does all this mean for the Van Hagar material? Does VH just continue to pretend that those songs don't exist and never play them again? That's what I think happens, but, my wife made the great point that 'there's at least 10-15 songs from that period that get played on the radio that people remember and want to hear - doesn't Eddie, at some point, have to bring those back???'

[twonabomber]

Same kind of assmuncher who didn't realize that, assless chaps, was perhaps one of the goddamned stupidest grouping of words in history. The first person who wrote that should be dug up hung then shot...and it has continued for decades.


I've said that before...if chaps had an ass, they'd be PANTS.

[Kristy]

http://www.heyreverb.com/blog/2015/07/21/van-halen-at-red-rocks-amphitheatre-photos-review/106005/

i don't think kristy liked the show... :(

It was a decent show despite the lackluster perforce that is/was Roth. Could have been that fucking night that made for a dreary night.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

you mean rain?

[78/84 guy]

It was a decent show despite the lackluster perforce that is/was Roth. Could have been that fucking night that made for a dreary night.

Did you stand there staring at the stage pissed off before they started ?? Dave hasn't sung great since 2008. What did you expect ? He did bullshit way too much for me at this one though from what I've seen so far.

[Kristy]

you mean rain?

Yes, I did.

A bit of a tradition. Never have gone to a show at Red Rocks in July where it hasn't rained.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yes, I did.

A bit of a tradition. Never have gone to a show at Red Rocks in July where it hasn't rained.

did you at least smile...some? did you sing out loud?

[DLR Bridge]

Yes, I did.

A bit of a tradition. Never have gone to a show at Red Rocks in July where it hasn't rained.

I simply admire the fact that you went in the first place! That places you smack dab in the middle of 1985 with the rest of us. :yo:

[Fairwrning]

I simply admire the fact that you went in the first place! That places you smack dab in the middle of 1985 with the rest of us. :yo:

Ticket stub or it didnt happen..

[Kristy]

did you at least smile...some? did you sing out loud?

Only to the Katy Perry cover songs.

[Kristy]

Ticket stub or it didnt happen..

http://s1.postimg.org/clbsg7bxb/DSC_0005.jpg

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Only to the Katy Perry cover songs.

kws did a nice "this is how we do"

[Kristy]

And that reviewer is fucked. The mix wasn't off due-to wind. What fucking wind? It had to have been @8:45-9:00PM when the storms cleared out and it was more humid than usual but what fucking wind? A light breeze after a thunderstorm is a "wind?" I've heard better sound at other shows (and better lights, too) but I though Eddie sounded clear even if he looked like he was winging at times. Roth was just deplorable. Most of the time he looked lost like an old man who walked away from a nursing home. If there was anything off-setting about the mix it was more likely the sound guy fighting with Roth's voice all night. It did hurt my ears at times but yeah, I'll take that over any Schleppy tune. Al was on top form and I never thought of him as being much of a drummer. But you could tell it was Al and Ed who were carrying the weight and doing their best to make up for Roth's fuckiness.

Still I enjoyed that show even if I didn't not care much for Roth and his annoying antics. 'She's The Woman' was the highlight. As least for me. Would not go to see them again - at least with Roth at the helm.

[Kristy]

https://igcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/10735014_1445597812414586_2001653650_n.jpg

Upper right, 56 rows up. Which would be stage left right? No, left? This had to have been taken well after 9:00PM because it pretty much stopped raining by then. No lightning, though, Just a slow, steady light rain.

There you have it. Colorado white trash.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

There you have it. Colorado white trash.

glad you made your appearance

[twonabomber]

http://s1.postimg.org/clbsg7bxb/DSC_0005.jpg

WARF's rental car?

[Jetstream]

Audio is up at Dime, coupled with a pretty shitty review.
http://www.dimeadozen.org/torrents-details.php?id=534768

This tool is quoting fucking Eddie Trunk for almost word for word in his latest fanboy Hagar love fiesta... his wife did not say that, Trunk did and he is stating it as his wife's statement lol

[PETE'S BROTHER]

WARF's rental car?

like donnie would spring for that

[Kristy]

WARF's rental car?

http://s1.postimg.org/clbsg7bxb/DSC_0005.jpg

Brand new, fuckface. That's a 2015. Bought it last Friday. Not a lease. Bought it. As in fucking BOUGHT IT.

But hey, you enjoy your bicycle.

[Fairwrning]

WARF's rental car?

Buwhhaa..I was wondering what the hell that had to do with a ticket stub.

[Kristy]

Buwhhaa..I was wondering what the hell that had to do with a ticket stub.

I'll scan that when I get home.

Meanwhile, enjoy public transportation.

[clarathecarrot]

And that reviewer is fucked. The mix wasn't off due-to wind. What fucking wind? It had to have been @8:45-9:00PM when the storms cleared out and it was more humid than usual but what fucking wind? A light breeze after a thunderstorm is a "wind?" I've heard better sound at other shows (and better lights, too) but I though Eddie sounded clear even if he looked like he was winging at times. Roth was just deplorable. Most of the time he looked lost like an old man who walked away from a nursing home. If there was anything off-setting about the mix it was more likely the sound guy fighting with Roth's voice all night. It did hurt my ears at times but yeah, I'll take that over any Schleppy tune. Al was on top form and I never thought of him as being much of a drummer. But you could tell it was Al and Ed who were carrying the weight and doing their best to make up for Roth's fuckiness.

Still I enjoyed that show even if I didn't not care much for Roth and his annoying antics. 'She's The Woman' was the highlight. As least for me. Would not go to see them again - at least with Roth at the helm.

Lamentations of the lonely, if I were in your back pocket it would have been a lovely evening and as always I make sure expectations are low and results satisfying.

Unless, we found each other personally deplorable and then satisfaction would be gained by dumping each other for the other people over there... doesn't matter where, just anyone else somewhere over there.. and once again, satisfaction.

Nice review, The "Theee"

[Fairwrning]

I'll scan that when I get home.

Meanwhile, enjoy public transportation.

Meh..Ill just drive...

http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg540/Fairwrning/007.jpg

[twonabomber]

http://s1.postimg.org/clbsg7bxb/DSC_0005.jpg

Brand new, fuckface. That's a 2015. Bought it last Friday. Not a lease. Bought it. As in fucking BOUGHT IT.

But hey, you enjoy your bicycle.

Nice Nissan minivan. Go you! :D

Just fucking with you. Guy I work with (also went to school with) bought the Infiniti version of the Armada and we kept ragging on him about his fancy Nissan minivan.

Just don't try to take it to a Nissan dealer for service. Above guy and a retiree we know found out the hard way...

[DLR Bridge]

Don't make post pics of my '95 Crown Vic.

[Fairwrning]

My uncle ( ex-cop) owned nothing but crown vics

[twonabomber]

Other than the exploding gas tank, the CVPI/Panther cars were pretty tough.

[Guitar Shark]

Before we get to SIR WARF'S ( star of cafe wha? ) EPIC review....

I'd like to give a big FUCK YOU to turdabummer.... mediocre mod who arrived here several years late to the game....

Does it bother you turd, that I contribute much more to this site than you ever had or ever will?

Look at the front page and scroll down, it's all MY POSTS AND MATERIAL?!

Just remember long before you registered here you were sitting at a KRISPY KREME donuts with your F A T ass eating all the inventory....

Remember that I was here first as an ORIGINAL webmaster building this place with sarge... yes i built it... not in my own words... but in sarge's own words...

So shut the fuck up F A T ass.... ( we all have seen the popgears ) and enjoy the review.....

live in front of your naked steaming eyes from that shithole you call cleveland...... lol :D

Hahahaha.

The total and complete lack of self-awareness is awesome. Thank you WARF.

[Von Halen]

http://s1.postimg.org/clbsg7bxb/DSC_0005.jpg

Brand new, fuckface. That's a 2015. Bought it last Friday. Not a lease. Bought it. As in fucking BOUGHT IT.



What a hunk of fucking foreign shit. All the other soccer mom's on your block must be jealous.

[Guitar Shark]

On the plus side, she doesn't have to look for an apartment anymore.

[VAiN]

I hope you kept the Malibu. Garage it, that thing will be a classic.

[Dan]

I'll scan that when I get home.

Meanwhile, enjoy public transportation.

Did you meet a nice guy there and he fucked your hairy pussy?

[Seshmeister]

Remember that I was here first as an ORIGINAL webmaster building this place with sarge... yes i built it... not in my own words... but in sarge's own words...


The last time Sarge mentioned you to me it wasn't positive and this site building fantasy is getting old.

[Von Halen]

Did you meet a nice guy there and he fucked your hairy pussy?

(S)he has a hairy pussy?

[vandeleur]

The last time Sarge mentioned you to me it wasn't positive and this site building fantasy is getting old.

Nah I like the classics his new stuff is no where near as funny :)

[twonabomber]

(S)he has a hairy pussy?

Thick and matted, or like a woven bamboo mat?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't make post pics of my '95 Crown Vic.

should have a pic of my 90 f150 somewhere... :)

[Kristy]

I hope you kept the Malibu. Garage it, that thing will be a classic.

Lease ran out in June.

[Kristy]

What a hunk of fucking foreign shit. All the other soccer mom's on your block must be jealous.

Fuck you, mouse dick. Show me one fucking car Detroit has built in the past 10 years that is worth a shit.

That infinity has 325hp - way more than your pussified plastic dune buggy heap of white trash junk.

[Von Halen]

Fuck you, mouse dick. Show me one fucking car Detroit has built in the past 10 years that is worth a shit.

That infinity has 325hp - way more than your pussified plastic dune buggy heap of white trash junk.

All cars out of Detroit in the last 10 years, dumbass.

Dune Buggy cool factor = off the charts.

Infinity foreign piece of shit = ugly, boring soccer mom car.

FACT!!

[Jimmy Page]

http://s1.postimg.org/clbsg7bxb/DSC_0005.jpg

Brand new, fuckface. That's a 2015. Bought it last Friday. Not a lease. Bought it. As in fucking BOUGHT IT.

But hey, you enjoy your bicycle.

Kristy, dear,

Glad to see the cheque arrived. I trust you had enough left for an extravagant dinner.

All my love,

JPP

[cadaverdog]

I hope you kept the Malibu. Garage it, that thing will be a classic.
Any car becomes a classic after a certain amount of years but some of them are still pieces of shit.

[Kristy]

All cars out of Detroit in the last 10 years, dumbass.

Dune Buggy cool factor = off the charts.

Infinity foreign piece of shit = ugly, boring soccer mom car.

FACT!!

Do you see how much of a complete dumbass Von is, ladies and gentlemen?

First, ALL cars are made in Detroit. What dubfuck Von doesn't realize most so-called American cars are made in Mexico or Argentina with many of the parts when they break down every 5 miles being manufactured in China. Like that piece of shit Dodge he drives.

Two, his dune buggy speaks volumes of all that is wrong with white trash American culture. Trendy plastic cut out pile of crap.

Third, my Infinity is not a soccer mom car. More of a yuppiemobile with higher insurance rates.

You should apologize to this forum Von for demonstrating how much of a clueless asshole you are.

[cadaverdog]

First, ALL cars are made in Detroit. What dubfuck Von doesn't realize most so-called American cars are made in Mexico or Argentina with many of the parts when they break down every 5 miles being manufactured in China. Like that piece of shit Dodge he drives.

All cars are made in Detroit but most so called American cars are made in Mexico or Argentina? Time to put the bong away hophead.

[Kristy]

Listen up, you meandering cock breath, VON said all cars are made in Detroit. That is simply not true.

Then again, you're a bigger dumbass than him. Who knew that was possible?

Now politely shut the fuck back up and go see your case worker. Maybe she has a fresh new shiny EBT card for you.

[cadaverdog]

Listen up, you meandering cock breath, VON said all cars are made in Detroit. That is simply not true.


No he didn't you stupid fuck. He was answering your challenge to show him one car made in Detroit in the last ten years that's worth a fuck. Not that I fully agree. Some are , some aren't. Forget what I said about putting down the bong. Take a few more hits and maybe you'll get burned out and take a nap and spare us from more of your idiotic posts that make little or no sense.

[Kristy]

Hey, who invited your chronic unemployed ass to the party?

As usual, your social worker failed us.

[cadaverdog]

Hey, who invited your chronic unemployed ass to the party?

I invited myself bitch. Deal with it.

[vandeleur]

I invited myself bitch. Deal with it.

Did you do that hand out stop sign with the girlie side to side head movement when you said that ... :)

[Never was]

Was such a better show than expected. Dave was not 2008 good but probably got closer than I thought he would get. A lot of little changes like standing still when needing to belt and standing more upright to better use his diaphragm besides just simply making better choices to go down more often.

First show I caught this tour as I had to cancel my Cali trip but really strong showing and the band is a bit more spontaneous than before which is great to see. Best of the shows with this line up I have seen.

[Von Halen]

Do you see how much of a complete dumbass Von is, ladies and gentlemen?

First, ALL cars are made in Detroit. What dubfuck Von doesn't realize most so-called American cars are made in Mexico or Argentina with many of the parts when they break down every 5 miles being manufactured in China. Like that piece of shit Dodge he drives.

Two, his dune buggy speaks volumes of all that is wrong with white trash American culture. Trendy plastic cut out pile of crap.

Third, my Infinity is not a soccer mom car. More of a yuppiemobile with higher insurance rates.

You should apologize to this forum Von for demonstrating how much of a clueless asshole you are.

I never said all cars are made in Detroit, drug addict.

My Dodge Ram wins every category against that foreign Infinity piece of shit you got talked into buying.

The Dune Buggy is anything but trendy. However, it has been around since the 60's when Bruce Meyer's invented it.

Yes, your Infinity is a soccer mom car. Lesbian soccer mom's that adopted their foot fairy playing kids.

[cadaverdog]

Did you do that hand out stop sign with the girlie side to side head movement when you said that ... :)
No I just typed it on my keyboard and hit the button that says post quick reply. The only time I make hand gestures while I'm on my computer is when I'm watching porn. :wanker:

[VAiN]

Show me one fucking car Detroit has built in the past 10 years that is worth a shit.

http://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/179535_10150977150563768_313599369_n.jpg?oh=ca0805 019fe5f5c84e47e6a34cd4d0f3&oe=564413D7


All cars out of Detroit in the last 10 years, dumbass.

[Kristy]

Oh look, it's VAiN and his small penis mobile.

[Kristy]

I never said all cars are made in Detroit, drug addict.

My Dodge Ram wins every category against that foreign Infinity piece of shit you got talked into buying.

What categories are those? Being an asshole on road? Your car is nothing more than another generic, way over priced piece of shit made by Dodge (which means Detroit) that I fucking guarantee will fall apart in the next two years.


The Dune Buggy is anything but trendy. However, it has been around since the 60's when Bruce Meyer's invented it.

No question you sullied his reputation by building that cardboard cut out replica


Yes, your Infinity is a soccer mom car. Lesbian soccer mom's that adopted their foot fairy playing kids.

Have any proof of that besides driving you small little dick Detroit manufactured junk? Plus your car is swank-fuck ugly. Just like you

I mean, who in the fuck buys a god damn Dodge beside middle-aged men who are beyond the pale of unfuckable???

[vandeleur]

Yo camper von beertoken fuck off with the foot fairy shit :D

[Kristy]

Was such a better show than expected. Dave was not 2008 good but probably got closer than I thought he would get. A lot of little changes like standing still when needing to belt and standing more upright to better use his diaphragm besides just simply making better choices to go down more often.

First show I caught this tour as I had to cancel my Cali trip but really strong showing and the band is a bit more spontaneous than before which is great to see. Best of the shows with this line up I have seen.

You weren't there rich boy. Those white trash fans would have seriously kicked your Cherry Creek ass.

[katina]

I was going to post Romeo Delight vid, but I hesitated for a sec...maybe I should post a photo of mexican 2013 Ford Fiesta that it doesn´t break every 5 miles, and never give a problem... anyway..:)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqt6qT2jcc

[Kristy]

Maybe (legal) weed helped with his Parkinson's? I doubt it.


And there was nothing, nothing wrong with the sound mix that night.

[perrin29]

Red Rocks looks like it was a stellar gig and they get stronger as they go along. That scream after the solo EWS makes me feel stoked about my ticket next week.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcnbYM_ttSg

[DLR Bridge]

And there was nothing, nothing wrong with the sound mix that night.

Could I trouble you to offer up a bit more of your experience that night? Congrats on the car, by the way.

[Kristy]

Could I trouble you to offer up a bit more of your experience that night? Congrats on the car, by the way.

It was a dark and stormy night. Parking fees were atrocious as ever. Then I had to wade through the throngs of endless white trash most of white have not seen their teeth since 1985. I found may way to my seat as Kenny Wayne had just left the stage. I felt hopeless. The seat was cold, wet from the steady rain that did it best to wash as many of the white trash that surrounded me. For many, it was their first bath in years. I had a sinking feeling in my stomach as the lights when dim. When they came back on and blinded the stage my worst fears were realized. There he was. David Lee Roth - your homoerotic fantasy - receding hairline, drooling like spastic before the anti-Parksinson drugs kicked in. "Oh GAWD!" I cried to myself. "He isn't going to sing is he?" I died a little that night.

The rest I only tell to my therapist.

[Guitar Shark]

Beat that, WARF.

[Kristy]

I'll also share this although although completely irrelevant. Through the breaks that was the beauty of Eddie's fantastic playing that blasted away the storms I swear I heard the pleas of a rich white boy from Cherry Creek crying for help.

[Kristy]

So...no vid of 'She's The Woman?'

[DLR Bridge]

It was a dark and stormy night. Parking fees were atrocious as ever. Then I had to wade through the throngs of endless white trash most of white have not seen their teeth since 1985. I found may way to my seat as Kenny Wayne had just left the stage. I felt hopeless. The seat was cold, wet from the steady rain that did it best to wash as many of the white trash that surrounded me. For many, it was their first bath in years. I had a sinking feeling in my stomach as the lights when dim. When they came back on and blinded the stage my worst fears were realized. There he was. David Lee Roth - your homoerotic fantasy - receding hairline, drooling like spastic before the anti-Parksinson drugs kicked in. "Oh GAWD!" I cried to myself. "He isn't going to sing is he?" I died a little that night.

The rest I only tell to my therapist.

Sadly, that's exactly the response I expected. Not sure why I asked. Avoiding predictability, not one of your strong suits.