Fix your fucking website, sesh!

[Kristy]

It keeps on timing out - and no, it's not the server that I'm on.

[Anonymous]

This happens to me too. It's like we're back in 1998.

Ah, 1998... I still remember my first web search as soon as I was alone in the room. It contained the words Cindy, Crawford & naked. When it came back with proper results, I knew that the internet was something magical that would be around forever.

Wait, what were we talking about? Yeah, the site. Sometimes, you have to press stop & reload. It's very... quaint.

Cheers! :beers:

[twonabomber]

This happens to me too. It's like we're back in 1998.

Ah, 1998... I still remember my first web search as soon as I was alone in the room. It contained the words Cindy, Crawford & naked. When it came back with proper results, I knew that the internet was something magical that would be around forever.


Cindy Crawford was nude in Playboy in 1988. You're a little late there, sport.

[Anonymous]

Cindy Crawford was nude in Playboy in 1988. You're a little late there, sport.

In 88, I was SEVEN. I wouldn't know what to do with a Playboy, even if I came across that particular issue. In 1998, where THE FUCK would I find a ten year old Playboy magazine? Back then out of print meant you either had an older relative that somehow kept the thing or you were just out of luck.

No, the first time I had the chance to gaze upon The Holy Grail was clicking a thumbnail to load a low-res (high-res back then) jpg via a 56k modem.

I KNOW what I wrote, chump I mean champ. It's not complicated, you just have to think - it may be hard, but if you practice every day, you might get the hang of it eventually ;) - about it a little, vis a vis the time line & how things were back then.

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

you simply aren't old enough to have decent crawford cred then...

[Anonymous]

you simply aren't old enough to have decent crawford cred then...

Hey, fuck you man. She was my first orgasm. I started, huh, exploring myself as soon as I could. It's not my fault she was already legal when I was born. I'd've sucked those titties dry with my gums!

I'd bang the shit out of her desiccated corpse, if I had the chance. Pump out a couple more children. She's still a damn fine womarn. DAMN fine. Even if she overdid the botox a couple years ago. Her eyes are all over the place.

Cheers! :beers:

[Seshmeister]

http://www.2ndoffice.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sharing-too-much-online-bad-for-your-business.jpg ....

[Kristy]

Way to solve the problem, Sesh. Just post some lame, sarcastic shit.

[LoungeMachine]

Yes!!! Fix the damn website, Sesh......

It is all Kenny has.

This is Kenny's life.

Kenny can't post on the interwebs until you put down that bottle and fix her world....

:gulp:

:lmao:

[LoungeMachine]

Way to solve the problem, Sesh. Just post some lame, sarcastic shit.

Aww, and we all know that's YOUR schtick.

:gulp:

Lame sarcastic shit belongs to YOU, dammit...... :lmao:

[Kristy]

Oh look! It's the F A T failed musician with no chin out on his release parole.

[LoungeMachine]

Awww.......still can't come up with anything better, Kenny?

:gulp:

Where did you play last weekend? :lmao:

I get it......this site IS your life. In fact this site is your ONLY music experience available to a drug-addled shut in such as yourself.....it's okay. We get it.

Hang in there cupcake......someday you might actually leave that shitty studio apartment. ;)

[Kristy]

Awww.......still can't come up with anything better, Kenny?

:gulp:

Where did you play last weekend? :lmao:

I get it......this site IS your life. In fact this site is your ONLY music experience available to a drug-addled shut in such as yourself.....it's okay. We get it.

Hang in there cupcake......someday you might actually leave that shitty studio apartment. ;)

Chinless F A T fuck must be on his work release Dairy Queen Parking Lot Tour 2015
http://www.wiveswithknives.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Dairy-Queen-Restaurant-1950s.jpg

You "hang in there" F A T fuck. I'm sure the warden will grant you leniency once you find the rest of your chin.

[LoungeMachine]

:lmao:

Must really suck to have to come HERE for music conversations.......

:gulp:

Some of us are actually out there booking, playing, and living music...

And then there's Maude.... :cheer: Hang in there Maude.

[Kristy]

Must really suck to have to come HERE for music conversations.......

Must also suck for E.R. doctors to revive you F A T caked heart with another angioplasty procedure. Say, is that why you have no chin? I've always wondered. Did the doctors remove because the burden of lifting it due to how fucking F A T you are was constantly getting in the way?


Some of us are actually out there booking, playing, and living music...

The only "booking" you ever done was when you F A T ass was hauled into the police station.


And then there's Maude.... :cheer: Hang in there Maude.

And then there's FREE fries with your 9th DQ Blizzard.

[LoungeMachine]

Wow.....

You used to have some game......what happened? Seriously.

:gulp:

Shit, you're like a lame version of WARF, with a side of Nitro now....... sad.

[Kristy]

Oh, I understand. You troll when out on a work release.

I overestimated you. You don't play Dairy Queen parking lots, you sweep them.

Back to work F A T fuck. Your bridge will always be waiting for you.

[LoungeMachine]

Really?

I mean seriously......that's what you have left?

:gulp:

Okay.....bummer. Carry on.

[Kristy]

Give it up you F A T troll.

Your cellmate is waiting...

[LoungeMachine]

Ahh.....the prison sex card......

:gulp:

You do tend to lean on that when you're completely out of ammo. I've noticed that.

Have you ever been diagnosed with severe bi-polar, depression, or at the least chronic projection? ;)

:lmao:

You live here.....you hate everyone.....you insult everyone.....you call everyone a failed loser.....you call everyone a fag......you use the prison sex troll on everyone.........see a pattern?

Yet you admit to being a stoned, unemployed, shut in....... :)

I love trolling you.....you're so fucking easy.

[LoungeMachine]

Here's the difference between you and me, Kenny.....

I played in front of more people THIS WEEKEND than you have in your entire life.....

I sold more CD's this weekend than you've ever recorded in your entire life......

I met more people in the real world this weekend than you have since 2014.

:gulp:

Carry on, baby......you're doing great work here keeping Sesh on his toes. :lmao:

[Anonymous]

http://www.2ndoffice.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sharing-too-much-online-bad-for-your-business.jpg ....

No, I am NOT oversharing. Don't be silly. I never even mentioned that the first few dozen times that I jacked off, I had to run to the toilet, 'cuz my sperm factory wouldn't open for at least another year, so all that came out was piss.

THAT would be oversharing.

Enjoy.

Cheers! :beers:

[Seshmeister]

Well everything seems to be working fine on all counts. :)

[Anonymous]

It does seem to be a bit more zippy & it hasn't hung up on me today yet.

Thank you, Sesh.

Now, can we get some patch notes? A changelog?

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

:behindsofa:

Is the F A T troll gone?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oof, which one?

[Anonymous]

oof, which one?

Is that a dig at me? That better not be a dig at me. Is it? Better not be.

WELL??? Which is it? Or isn't?

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is that a dig at me? That better not be a dig at me. Is it? Better not be.

WELL??? Which is it? Or isn't?

Cheers! :beers:

you wouldn't understand, well, maybe, but i can't be bothered with it now.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hey sesh...

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--2MLTUipz--/spksnhbnw4pax6pgyukb.gif

[Seshmeister]

Damn!

Always remember to put a piece of tape over the webcam...

[Anonymous]

you wouldn't understand, well, maybe, but i can't be bothered with it now.

Well, wouldnt'cha know it. This motherfucker is fucking with me.

We shall come to blows, sir. And by that, I mean fisticuffs. PUNCH throwing.

I will teach you the meaning of fear. Not that I know what that is.

Anyway, FAKK ORF, PARKY!

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Damn!

Always remember to put a piece of tape over the webcam...

You're Kermit??? I always assumed you were Fozzie... but if you're Kermit... then who the hell is Fozzie?

I don't want to know! It was a rethorical question. Who you jack off is your own damn business.

...

Is... Is Fozzie Pete's Bro? Are you jacking him off?

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Well, wouldnt'cha know it. This motherfucker is fucking with me.

We shall come to blows, sir. And by that, I mean fisticuffs. PUNCH throwing.

I will teach you the meaning of fear. Not that I know what that is.

Anyway, FAKK ORF, PARKY!

Cheers! :beers:

why do you want to hit people?

[Anonymous]

why do you want to hit people?

Not people, you. :yo:

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Not people, you. :yo:

Cheers! :beers:

i'm not a people? bald lives matter, you know

[Anonymous]

i'm not a people? bald lives matter, you know

THAT is debatable. I mean, you do have a goatee on top of being bald. That's not good. Not good at all.

Cheers! :beers:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Well, wouldnt'cha know it. This motherfucker is fucking with me.

We shall come to blows, sir. And by that, I mean fisticuffs. PUNCH throwing.

I will teach you the meaning of fear. Not that I know what that is.

Anyway, FAKK ORF, PARKY!

Cheers! :beers:

to the pain!!!!! :fencing:

[Kristy]

Well everything seems to be working fine on all counts. :)

Blow me, dufus.

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[Von Halen]

Blow me, dufus.

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Lay off the drugs, dope head.

[twonabomber]

Von...get your dog back on its leash.

[Seshmeister]

Blow me, dufus.

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Sounds like the local seminary has grabbed all your bandwidth, it's fine for the rest of us.

[Kristy]

Wrong, dufus.

That bandwidth belongs to GAWD and I'll have nothing to do with it. This happens on several servers not just at home.

[Kristy]

Lay off the drugs, dope head.

Go suck on the tailpipe of your shitty buggy of lame homoerotica.

[Seshmeister]

Wrong, dufus.

That bandwidth belongs to GAWD and I'll have nothing to do with it. This happens on several servers not just at home.

Maybe you need to clear your cookies. :)

[Kristy]

Cookies are F A T T E N I N G.

I avoid them.

[Kristy]

Still doing it.


Consider yourself to be on notice, Sesh.

[Nickdfresh]

Blow me, dufus.

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Maybe your laptop has a contact high? :)

[VetteLS5]

THAT is debatable. I mean, you do have a goatee on top of being bald. That's not good. Not good at all.

Personal info :nono:

[Anonymous]

Personal info :nono:

Hey, PB&J posted that picture himself, in a public area. And there was a donkey involved. Or a very small horse. An Equidae, at any rate.

Cheers! :beers:

[Kristy]

Maybe your laptop has a contact high? :)


Poor Nick. Keep the lame insults up and we're going to have to put you in a home.

[Nickdfresh]

Poor Nick. Keep the lame insults up and we're going to have to put you in a home.

Can it be one where the caregivers give me handjobs?
http://amac.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Nursing-Home.jpg

[chefcraig]

Can it be one where the caregivers give me handjobs?
http://amac.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Nursing-Home.jpg

Yeah, but they usually are big, swarthy guys with b/o and callouses on their fingers. Be careful what you wish for, brother. For further reference, check out Ken Kesey's "One Flew Over The Cucko's Nest".

Then again, eventually, there might be triumph.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3c2cXiEUHo

[LoungeMachine]

Still doing it.


Consider yourself to be on notice, Sesh.

Oh, shit just got real.....

The unemployed, stoned shut-in just put Sesh "on notice"

:gulp:

What exactly does that look like? Do you post something on the cork board in your dorm?

[twonabomber]

Has to clear it with the roommate first.

[Igosplut]

Sue 'Em.....

[guwapo_rocker]

Just don't get Mezro to fix it.

Took me 10 minutes to log on, and my cookies are clear, my wife just checked.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

did ace's post kill the san bernadino thread? i can't see it or get past it

[twonabomber]

Just tried it in Firefox and Chrome. Page 3 hangs in both browsers. Tried the "view printable version" option and it works, minus attachments.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

well, get on it ;)

[qikgts]

Page 3 of the San Bernadino thread is jacked up for me too. I can't see below the post I made with the EWS vid.

[twonabomber]

I tried to quote a post, and it shows in the "new posts" list but I can't see it. And sometimes the iFrames thing screws stuff up, I temporarily deleted the article VA posted and it still didn't work. Article has been restored.

Can't edit any posts after that video, since the mod edit button is at the bottom of the page and none of us can get there.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:biggrin: fuckin' ace...

[twonabomber]

It's not in the awaiting moderation list either.

Please let WARF know that I tried to assist. I don't want him to think I don't do anything around here. I really value his worthless opinion. :D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It's not in the awaiting moderation list either.

Please let WARF know that I tried to assist. I don't want him to think I don't do anything around here. I really value his worthless opinion. :D

ssssh, don't distract him from a potentially imaginary review

[twonabomber]

I know, he was busy last night and I'm sure he's tired after two three and a half hour flights in a day.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I know, he was busy last night and I'm sure he's tired after two three and a half hour flights in a day.

think he is still there, pretty sure he was shackin' up at kristy's, her roommate is on vaca

[twonabomber]

Probably drivin' around in that pussy magnet Malibu of hers!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

crankin' eminem

[cadaverdog]

did ace's post kill the san bernadino thread? i can't see it or get past it

Same thing here. I posted something in the chat box about it before I read your post.

[Seshmeister]

Should be fine now. You may need to clear your cache.

[Dan]

did ace's post kill the san bernadino thread? i can't see it or get past it

Still Waiting For Ace's Review.:eek1:

[DLR Bridge]

When I go to the Utah thread, the Heraldextra.com review pops up and that's a I get. Can't minimize or close that and see anyone's posts.

[vandeleur]

That review thing is a pain in the arse