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Kristy
05-15-2015, 10:00 AM
Good morning all you cretins, meet Sandy Rois
http://www.sandyrios.com/images/Headshot3.jpg

For those of you who don't know who Sandy Rois is, well, she is the mentally ill horse-faced cunt who more or less leads the right-wing/Rethuglicon "Culture Campaign" which in turn is more or less a platform for anti-gay, pro-racism, pro-gun, anti-woman horseshit wrapped up in a clocked blanket of Christofascism. Now, Sandy had spewed a lot of stupid shit over the years like "“Obama is a lazy Muslim who hates America. He supports terrorism, he fancies himself as a dictator and I believe that he wants to turn us into a Third World Muslim nation under the iron fist of the United Nations.” and "LGBT rights advocates have been “homosexualizing schools” for over two decades, warning that LGBT themes are “folded into the texts of almost every discipline.”

Her anti-homosexuality stances are nothing new no matter how unfounded and fucking stupid but now she equates homosexuality with Amtrak train wrecks (yeah, YOU figure it out) and, well, just listen:

https://soundcloud.com/rightwingwatch/rios-amtrak-engineers-homosexuality-a-factor-in-crash

"“Now I am not saying, I am not inferring to those of you that are gay rights activists and like to monitor this show, I’m not inferring that this accident happened because he was gay, but I do think it’s an interesting part of the story and you can bet it would be edited out.”

Yeah Sandy, you go, girl. You insane elephant-eared cunt.

Seshmeister
05-15-2015, 10:45 AM
She also doesn't know the difference between the word 'implied' and 'inferred'.

Anonymous
05-15-2015, 12:08 PM
SPEAKING OF TRAINS,

Whatever you do, do NOT Google Ariana Jollee and the tranny train. No, Ariana herself is not a GMO. She's proper, free-range whole-wheat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Jollee

http://s11.postimg.org/72qy6ayj7/Ariana_Jollee.jpg

Ariana waiting for the train.

You're quite welcome.

Cheers! :beers:

FORD
05-15-2015, 12:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLQFiDA4T4s

binnie
05-15-2015, 12:37 PM
The only way being gay could cause a train crash is if the driver was giving some dude a rim-job whilst on duty.

Anonymous
05-15-2015, 12:46 PM
The only way being gay could cause a train crash is if the driver was giving some dude a rim-job whilst on duty.

The FUCK is your problem with rimjobs?

First of all, you do not have to be gay to give or receive one. A warm, moist tongue does not penetrate your ass as I imagine a cock would. And just in case you forgot - since you're married, you're probably not getting any any more - women have tongues too. And they know how to use it. Well, most of them.

Or is it that you find a rimjob more distracting than a blowjob? And wouldn't it be more dangerous if the guy was bent over the train controls being pounded from behind & in the throes of passion slammed a few wrong buttons, possibly with his face?

You worry me sometimes, Binnie. You really do.

Cheers! :beers:

Dave's Bitch
05-15-2015, 12:52 PM
The only way being gay could cause a train crash is if the driver was giving some dude a rim-job whilst on duty.

I'm not going to be able to take a train without this imagine popping up in my head. Thanks Binnie.

binnie
05-15-2015, 12:53 PM
I'm not going to be able to take a train without this imagine popping up in my head. Thanks Binnie.

You are more than welcome :D

fryingdutchman
05-15-2015, 01:08 PM
I'm not going to be able to take a train without this imagine popping up in my head. Thanks Binnie.


I was actually eating lunch when I stumbled upon that particular passage.

It has gone from "eating" lunch to "holding down" lunch.

Dave's Bitch
05-15-2015, 02:09 PM
I was actually eating lunch when I stumbled upon that particular passage.

It has gone from "eating" lunch to "holding down" lunch.

I hope that is not some foul euphemism

cadaverdog
05-15-2015, 02:23 PM
I hope that is not some foul euphemism
I didn't catch that the first time. If you have to hold it down you ain't doing it right. Or you're really good at it.

Dave's Bitch
05-15-2015, 02:29 PM
I really good at lunch

Anonymous
05-15-2015, 06:01 PM
This is going to happen. It's only a matter of time.

Some dreamy hunk will hit on DB when she's on the train. Seeing her deep in thought & being obviously very interested in her, he'll ask "What's on your mind, baby?"

To which DB will absent-mindedly reply "Oh, I was just thinking if the driver is licking another guy's asshole".

She will never see the guy again.

Cheers! :beers: