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vandeleur
05-27-2015, 12:01 PM
I went to see the new Derren Browm show a couple of days ago.
Not sure if he is popular or tours over there. He is an illusionist /trickster / fuck knows what.

He was as he was the other times I have seen him a combination of total head fuck and dick and fart gags.
Hard to describe him or his act , his books give a bit of an insight in to what motivates him. He is basically a very clever bloke who likes to fuck with people's head .

Part of the show was similar to his TV show about US TV evangelists.
Pretty clever if not fucking scary.

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 12:09 PM
Was looking at you tube clips to post but it was more fun watching them Sorry :D

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 12:26 PM
Was looking at you tube clips to post but it was more fun watching them Sorry :D
What's your excuse now? Lazy limey.:fighting0030:

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 12:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZElmFnTE5Y

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 12:37 PM
I didn't post one to be honest because short clips didn't really do him justice.

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 12:39 PM
Here's some funny fart jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmlFzw5xvoE

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 12:40 PM
You won't like him cdog he is one of them there gays.
If you can get past the knowledge at any moment he could hypnotise you and shag ya he is canny :)

Anonymous
05-27-2015, 12:55 PM
If you can get past the knowledge at any moment he could hypnotise you and shag ya he is canny :)

Is this something you fantas... think about often?

Cheers! :beers:

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 12:57 PM
You won't like him cdog he is one of them there gays.
If you can get past the knowledge at any moment he could hypnotise you and shag ya he is canny :)

Contrary to popular believe C Dog don't give a shit about the sexual orientation of the people that entertain him. I dig Judas Priest (Halford's a flamer), David Bowie (possible homo), Eddie Izzard (transvestite) and others. I even had a gay friend in the Navy. I don't even give a shit if they marry each other.

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 01:01 PM
I think the constant I don't mind if he is a "insert homophonic insult " undermines your comment ... A little :)

Anonymous
05-27-2015, 01:01 PM
I even had a gay friend in the Navy.

Well, it can get lonely out there in those cold nights in the middle of the ocean. We understand.

Cheers! :beers:

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 01:03 PM
Is this something you fantas... think about often?

Cheers! :beers:

No but when I read one of his books it made me think about cold reading and got me into a lot of cool reading about it that I probably wouldn't have discovered.

:)

VetteLS5
05-27-2015, 01:25 PM
I think the constant I don't mind if he is a "insert homophonic insult " undermines your comment ... A little :)

Well aren't you the delicate little flower today?

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 01:36 PM
I think the constant I don't mind if he is a "insert homophonic insult " undermines your comment ... A little :)
I'm glad you said homophonic instead of homophobic. Is that when one homo comes in on the left speaker while another one comes in on the right? I don't hate homos but I don't think being one is normal. I'm not scared of them either.

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 01:38 PM
I'm glad you said homophonic instead of homophobic. Is that when one homo comes in on the left speaker while another one comes in on the right? I don't hate homos but I don't think being one is normal. I'm not scared of them either.

I think homophonic is the dislike of gay singers :D


I didn't even notice that :biggrin:

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 01:38 PM
Well, it can get lonely out there in those cold nights in the middle of the ocean. We understand.

I knew you would. I didn't make him dress like a chick though. That would be really gay.

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 01:41 PM
I think homophonic is the dislike of gay singers :D

I like gay singers. But I gotta admit I've wondered if the song "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" has a double meaning since I found out Halford's a pole smoker.

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 01:42 PM
Someone give me a shout when it's time to throw my hissy fit about you detailing MY thread.


From the man who brought you "Homophonic"

VetteLS5
05-27-2015, 01:48 PM
Someone give me a shout when it's time to throw my hissy fit about you detailing MY thread.


From the man who brought you "Homophonic"

How would you like it "detailed"? Wallpaper, some flowers in a nice vase, etc.?

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 01:49 PM
Man, some days it's a tough sell this tolerance lark

VetteLS5
05-27-2015, 01:52 PM
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Anonymous
05-27-2015, 02:05 PM
I like gay singers. But I gotta admit I've wondered if the song "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" has a double meaning since I found out Halford's a pole smoker.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8L4C0IXNC8

"Pain And Pleasure"

I wanna tell ya, hey I think you oughta know
The way you're treating me, I feel I'll have to go.
I've heard the rumours and it seems they're comin' true
do what suits ya, but then that's nothin' new.

Do what you wanna do
Oh what you put me through.
How I suffer for your love.
Say what you wanna say
You know that you're gonna pay
For all the times that I've cried.
You give me pain, but you bring me pleasure
Get out of my life.
You bring me pain, but you give me pleasure
You don't know what I like.

You've got me tied up, dog upon a leash
Instead of messin' 'round, practice what you preach.
Your days are numbered, my day's arrived
The way I see it, we're dead or we're alive

Enjoy, folks.

Cheers! :beers:

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 02:09 PM
So Derren Brown does magic yeah :D

Anonymous
05-27-2015, 02:20 PM
So Derren Brown does magic yeah :D

http://s13.postimg.org/5bxhptwmv/Lurv.jpg

Cheers! :beers:

VetteLS5
05-27-2015, 03:55 PM
Someone give me a shout when it's time to throw my hissy fit about you detailing MY thread.

Derailing... yeah, it's about time.

cadaverdog
05-27-2015, 04:15 PM
[I]I wanna tell ya, hey I think you oughta know
The way you're treating me, I feel I'll have to go.


I can dig it. I got kicked in the bunghole once when I was a kid. I thought I had to go but I didn't. I assume getting something rammed in your bunghole would probably have the same effect.

PETE'S BROTHER
05-27-2015, 06:16 PM
So Derren Brown does magic yeah :D

and has detailed phonic issues, yes, we know

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 06:22 PM
Hahaha

chefcraig
05-27-2015, 07:31 PM
vandy, have you heard of this guy Troy? He's from the UK and has a show here in the states on the SyFy channel. He's damned good, but I always wonder about these shows, what with the possibility of camera tricks and editing.

VetteLS5
05-27-2015, 07:34 PM
and has detailed phonic issues, yes, we know

He needs to get hooked on 'em. Then he'll be right.

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 07:38 PM
Yeah I seen his stuff on TV you are right he is good.
I watch these things and let them go otherwise my head would explode and gotta work Out how to do it.
Did he do the bottle of water that he took of the girl and froze it instantly , I had to go on web sites to find out how he did or I was never gonna sleep :D

Seshmeister
05-27-2015, 07:45 PM
vandy, have you heard of this guy Troy? He's from the UK and has a show here in the states on the SyFy channel. He's damned good, but I always wonder about these shows, what with the possibility of camera tricks and editing.

The worst for camera tricks and editing are Criss Angel and David Blaine.

Derren Brown used to annoy me because sometimes he would do the Yuri Geller shit of pretending that he really did have special powers, I'm glad he's distanced himself from that these days. Stage hypnotism does not exist, you cannot be made to do things you don't want to, what happens is that they either use a shill or more often the audience member just goes along with it.

twonabomber
05-27-2015, 07:48 PM
That's funny, I just watched a clip of James Randi discrediting Yuri Geller.

Seshmeister
05-27-2015, 07:52 PM
Yeah I seen his stuff on TV you are right he is good.
I watch these things and let them go otherwise my head would explode and gotta work Out how to do it.
Did he do the bottle of water that he took of the girl and froze it instantly , I had to go on web sites to find out how he did or I was never gonna sleep :D

The two key things to remember about mind fuck magic tricks are

a) Most times the solution to how they do is it just by going to far more effort that you would think is reasonable. You can say that about the close up card trick guy who has spent a stupid amount of time on sleight of hand. I'm like you, I always want to know the solution but it is usually quite mundane.
A great example is one of the most famous tricks in the world, David Copperfields levitation trick.
It's patented so you can read exactly how it's done at the patent office entry.

http://www.google.co.uk/patents/US5354238

The thing is that the answer is so fucking boring like me you probably still won't know even after me giving you the link.

b) Secondly most big clever tricks are not created by the magicians that actually perform them, notice the name on the patent above. The smart people create the tricks and then sell them to the performers.

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 07:54 PM
I disagree with the comment on stage hypnotism, that was the whole premise of the miracle show.
He basically had a ticking clock play all through the intermission , put people in to a relaxed state with various visual and audio triggers and see who bought it and then Mocked TV evangelists.
I've been hypnotised a number of times ( to fly) in the presence of my wife and we both laughed when he began the second half of show as we knew what he was gonna try and do .

But hey ho. The books and interviews I've seen he has always said these are parlour tricks and that's the bit he likes.

Seshmeister
05-27-2015, 07:56 PM
That's funny, I just watched a clip of James Randi discrediting Yuri Geller.

40 fucking years ago and the odious twat still managed to carve out a career. He's like a crooked evangelist, they are like zombies every time you strike them down they just reappear somewhere else.

Why do I hate Geller so much? Harmless fun?

He has charged parents tens of thousands of dollars to search for missing children using his magic powers which is beyond sick...

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 07:57 PM
Oh u am sure I have mentioned before I drink with a guy who does close magic .... Fabulous at pulling women.
So I get it's a trick , it's the effort I admire.

Seshmeister
05-27-2015, 07:58 PM
I've been hypnotised a number of times ( to fly) in the presence of my wife and we both laughed when he began the second half of show as we knew what he was gonna try and do .


Hypnotism can make you feel relaxed but that's about it. It can't make you think you are a chicken or do anything you don't want to.

Seshmeister
05-27-2015, 07:59 PM
Oh u am sure I have mentioned before I drink with a guy who does close magic .... Fabulous at pulling women.
So I get it's a trick , it's the effort I admire.

Me too!

vandeleur
05-27-2015, 08:01 PM
For a change in army tradition how about we don't post endless documents supporting our position and discrediting the others and agree to disagree.
I don't know enough about it to discuss in any depth , except for personal experience lol

Kristy
05-27-2015, 08:01 PM
I don't like it when the limeys come here and take our jobs! Especially the unfunny, arrogant ones.

The Muslims, queers, and even the gray aliens can stay but no limeys.

Seshmeister
05-27-2015, 08:05 PM
For a change in army tradition how about we don't post endless documents supporting our position and discrediting the others and agree to disagree.
I don't know enough about it to discuss in any depth , except for personal experience lol

Plus you need the eggs! :D

Seshmeister
05-27-2015, 09:25 PM
I don't like it when the limeys come here and take our jobs! Especially the unfunny, arrogant ones.

The Muslims, queers, and even the gray aliens can stay but no limeys.

Racist!

Also what job?

Kristy
05-27-2015, 10:09 PM
Oh! Isn't that the cake taking the biscuit?

First off, you seriously need to learn the difference better what is cultural and what is racist.

Second, do more than write your typical condescending trif (whatever that is). Everyone here all knows you're a bigoted fascist corpocratic bankster, Sesh; the stenched up maggot freak puppet all ready for a shoot out at his deranged watering hole.

Yes the selective moral lunacy of the Great Sesh freak claiming "racism" while at the same time wants socialistic welfare for his criminal corporations, banksters and the elite and nobody else. You're is a socialistic alright - the biggest of them all and will do anything to protect this elitist scam.

You see fellow Roth Army, Sesh is appalled and vomits at the thought of unemployment benefits, free education, health access to all etc, but lays back in his smelly banana chair and nods "racism" at me while he gouges the public trough of billions of dollars while doing nothing to earn it. He watches fossil fuel companies, banks, elitists and fascist capitalists suckle on the public tax nipple and nods in conformity.

The great Sesh hypocrite ladies and gentlemen

TFM_Dale
05-27-2015, 10:13 PM
http://youtu.be/768h3Tz4Qik

Anonymous
05-28-2015, 06:37 AM
Oh! Isn't that the cake taking the biscuit?

First off, you seriously need to learn the difference better what is cultural and what is racist.

Second, do more than write your typical condescending trif (whatever that is). Everyone here all knows you're a bigoted fascist corpocratic bankster, Sesh; the stenched up maggot freak puppet all ready for a shoot out at his deranged watering hole.

Yes the selective moral lunacy of the Great Sesh freak claiming "racism" while at the same time wants socialistic welfare for his criminal corporations, banksters and the elite and nobody else. You're is a socialistic alright - the biggest of them all and will do anything to protect this elitist scam.

You see fellow Roth Army, Sesh is appalled and vomits at the thought of unemployment benefits, free education, health access to all etc, but lays back in his smelly banana chair and nods "racism" at me while he gouges the public trough of billions of dollars while doing nothing to earn it. He watches fossil fuel companies, banks, elitists and fascist capitalists suckle on the public tax nipple and nods in conformity.

The great Sesh hypocrite ladies and gentlemen

He's been know to be a bit smug at times.

Cheers! :beers:

VetteLS5
05-28-2015, 09:25 AM
maggot freak puppet


moral lunacy


smelly banana chair


tax nipple

More FABULOUS band names!

Kristy
05-28-2015, 01:25 PM
He's been know to be a bit smug at times.

Cheers! :beers:

Smug? SMUG?

According to my log book, of the 2,373 abuse type attacks directed at Sesh (the majority of them by Elvis) all but 3 can be considered inaccurate or unfair. The remaining 2,370 are accurate, fair and necessary.

Sesh brings this all upon himself by continually disseminating misinformation and deceptions in this forum. This forum deserves better from him. A good start would be for Sesh apologize to everyone here in writing, then he can work on regaining some respect and credibility in here.

Do the right thing, Sesh. Its not too late.

ZahZoo
05-28-2015, 01:34 PM
I require no apology from the man in a smelly banana chair™...

Kristy
05-28-2015, 01:37 PM
Whatever, hippie.

Kristy
05-28-2015, 01:46 PM
By the way, Sesh hates children.
http://www.littlelandplaygym.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/group-of-kids-smiling.png

PETE'S BROTHER
05-28-2015, 02:51 PM
By the way, Sesh hates children.
http://www.littlelandplaygym.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/group-of-kids-smiling.png

who doesn't?

VetteLS5
05-28-2015, 03:45 PM
who doesn't?

You, old man.

PETE'S BROTHER
05-28-2015, 03:50 PM
You, old man.

tis tru, thank you

chefcraig
05-28-2015, 07:57 PM
By the way, Sesh hates children.
http://www.littlelandplaygym.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/group-of-kids-smiling.png

Oopps... It's the fucking 2015 "Partridge Family". I can obviously point out the Susan Dey chick (dead top center), and I believe we all can spot the Danny Boneduce kid in the red shirt.

Where the fuck are David Cassidy and Shirley Jones, let alone Reuben Kincaid?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-J8ypGTWxg

Kristy
05-28-2015, 08:02 PM
You take some real shitty drugs, chef. I mean, I heard about nostalgic highs but see they are a reality.

chefcraig
05-28-2015, 08:21 PM
You take some real shitty drugs, chef. I mean, I heard about nostalgic highs but see they are a reality.

Nah, this crummy cable tv outlet locally has started running all of these reruns on two channels, including the Partridge Family, Welcome Back Kotter, Barney Miller and improbably, Kojak. You wake up in the middle of the night with a bong headed urge to pee and you find these delights flashing across the tv screen...