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Seshmeister
06-03-2015, 11:14 AM
Minimum order is over 20 tons.


http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Rectum_128251014.html
chefcraig
06-03-2015, 06:26 PM
Minimum order is over 20 tons.


So in other words, you only get half of one?
Seshmeister
06-03-2015, 08:18 PM
"Approved for Korea , China Mainland , Hong Kong."

Worth bearing in mind if you are ever eating in those places.
chefcraig
06-03-2015, 11:10 PM
"Approved for Korea , China Mainland , Hong Kong."

Worth bearing in mind if you are ever eating in those places.

Particularly on a boat.

"The crane has lowered the product captain, yet we lost your first mate and we appear to be taking on water in the lower decks...sir, dude, with all respect...can we cancel this one?"
twonabomber
06-05-2015, 06:51 AM
After the '04 Van Hagar tour I wondered if they took all the unsold merch and dumped it on some poor unsuspecting pygmy tribe somewhere. Kind of like the NFL does with the Super Bowl loser's merch.