Metal Fans Happier

[Seshmeister]

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jul/08/metal-fans-turn-out-to-be-happier-than-everyone-else?CMP=fb_gu

[Kristy]

Well, no shit. They're gay and free to marry in America.

[Von Halen]

Well, no shit. They're gay and free to marry in America.

Try some 80's metal Kristy. Maybe you won't be so cantankerous.

Then, you can look like a genius by recommending 80's metal in your social work, and curing all the other psycho's.

Who needs 30 years of University?

[Kristy]

I'm not doing social work, you fucking retard. What a useless occupation.

Anyhoo, 80's metal is corporate metal and therefore shit.

Time to grow up and get the fuck out of 1985, Von.

[Fairwrning]

Turns out being a metal head also draws attention from those that prefer to constantly complain, bitch and moan while smoking dope and crashing websites belonging to said metal heads.

[Kristy]

You a metal head, Fairwaning? Does it cover up your male pattern baldness?

[binnie]

80s metal?

Does that make Brett Michaels some kind of guru?

[WARF]

Let me show you cretins a little diagram.....

http://memedad.com/memes/688103.jpg

[Von Halen]

Time to grow up and get the fuck out of 1985, Von.

Sorry, I'm more like 1980.

1985 sucked. That was the year of Van Hagar, and EEAS.

[Kristy]

So why give me shit? Metal heads are gay (I've already established that) and therefore, happy.


Why shouldn't they be?

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/95130f64b491ebfb6dd883a1759832acbcb9c7ec/c=0-110-2456-1949&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/test/2013/10/09/1381362129000-173774458-wambach.jpg
Hardcore Metallica fans

[twonabomber]

No one would believe a headline that read "Morrissey fans are happier than everyone else."

[DONNIEP]

No one would believe a headline that read "Morrissey fans are happier than everyone else."

http://s4.postimg.org/efdhkj025/image.jpg

[FORD]

No one would believe a headline that read "Morrissey fans are happier than everyone else."

Probably can rule out Joy Division fans as well (which makes their name all the more ironic)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ii8m1jgn_M

[Kristy]

No one would believe a headline that read "Morrissey fans are happier than everyone else."

Or that imbeciles who live in a shithole like Cleveland ever have anything worthwhile to say.

[Nickdfresh]

80s metal?

Does that make Brett Michaels some kind of guru?


Every rose has it's thorn...

[twonabomber]

Or that imbeciles who live in a shithole like Cleveland ever have anything worthwhile to say.

Thirty miles out, baby. Far from the unwashed masses.

Will you please let WARF suck your dick so he can quit thanking you for all your shitty posts?

[WARF]

Thirty miles out, baby. Far from the unwashed masses.

Will you please let WARF suck your dick so he can quit thanking you for all your shitty posts?

Kristy is a REAL woman moron.

We talk on the phone all the time.

She's actually really HOT.

You cretins wouldn't even know how to handle her

You're too F A T.

[cadaverdog]

Kristy is a REAL woman moron.

We talk on the phone all the time.

She's actually really HOT.

You cretins wouldn't even know how to handle her

You're too F A T.

Are you sure? You didn't know I was a guy when you called me on the phone sex hotline last night. Or did you?

[twonabomber]

Every rose has it's thorn...

Every thorn has it's rose...every cowboy picks his nose...

[cadaverdog]

Every thorn has it's rose...every cowboy picks his nose...
I've often wondered if cowboys on horses rode around with their fingers in their noses in the olden days like people do driving cars nowdays. Now I know.