Sometimes, I Miss Elvis

[Kristy]

Oh, it's going down, people! It's going down right now!

[twonabomber]

Big deal. The local Target had all that shit in the front lot while they added a grocery section to the store.

[FORD]

I'm assuming this was satire, and the guy did do a passable Alex Jones impersonation (got the paranoia down, if not the voice)

He was right about one thing though, the last place I'd want to be when Jesus comes back is in the parking lot of a WalMart/Sam's Club!

[Phil theStalker]

I miss my ass.


:welcome:13199:cheer::welcomeflowrs:
:cincodemayo:13200:cowgirl:

Dis is bEtta thAN WAtchin DUG at SAFEwaaay!

[Phil theStalker]

:cry2:13201:fiddle::fiddle::cry2:

[Nitro Express]

Ha! ha! Whoopie! We's all going to die!

[cadaverdog]

Sometimes you miss Elvis? That makes one of us. Fuck Elvis.

[Dan]

This Thread Is Gay.:wtf:

[WARF]

GHEY Dan.... It's GHEY

[Seshmeister]

To be fair it would have been funny to see how angry he got about this... :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/05/nazis-social-security-bill-obama_n_6276564.html

[cadaverdog]

To be fair it would have been funny to see how angry he got about this... :)

I'm in no way defending Nazi war criminals but the government shouldn't be able to punish people for crimes they suspect someone did if they haven't been convicted of said crimes. If the suspects fleed before facing prosecution the government should try them in absentia and issue a deportation order if convicted. I'm not sure how the laws read but I would think anyone that's been deported for committing a crime should lose their social security benefits.

[Cato]

I kinda miss Savicki...

[Kristy]

I kinda miss Savicki...

What do you know? You're a hippie.

[vandeleur]

Ok this is better on a proper computer , sesh's fucking posts make it unreadable on an iphone. Not that I read his posts :D

[Kristy]

Yeah, that framing shit needs to go.


And only nimrods use iPhones.

Hey limey, I bought that new one by Belle & Sebastian today. Does that make me a "pussy" or what?

http://cdn.albumoftheyear.org/album/2015/21055-girls-in-peacetime-want-to-dance.jpg

[vandeleur]

Yeah, that framing shit needs to go.


And only nimrods use iPhones.

Hey limey, I bought that new one by Belle & Sebastian today. Does that make me a "pussy" or what?

http://cdn.albumoftheyear.org/album/2015/21055-girls-in-peacetime-want-to-dance.jpg


Its a phase, a dalliance with hipster culture.It will pass.

Whats a nimrod am guessing you are not accusing me of being a mighty hunter and its something insulting :)

[Kristy]

Nimrod is a rod that's is nim. Like, duh!?

And Belle & Sebastian are not a phase. They were emo before emo found its way on MySpace. Just how many emos right now are cutting themselves to this record? Tons!

Also picked the latest by Brandi Carlile
http://atorecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Brandi_Carlile_TFD_500x500.jpg
She's gay you know, as in gay:
http://www.shewired.com/sites/shewired.com/files/imce/SWbrandiwedx500.jpg

She'll be playing at Red Rocks sometime in August. Can't wait. Did you think I was going to see your homoerotic man crush play there? Hardly.

[vandeleur]

I never really thought of you going to any band I like :)

[Kristy]

I'm not gay enough for metal.

[vandeleur]

I'm not gay enough for metal.

Very nice :)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'm not gay enough for metal.

well, keep tryin'

[BITEYOASS]

I sure as fuck with that cunt named Krusty would just fuck off the internet completely!

On a side note, here is the legendary Jimmy Page playing a fuckin' AWESOME SOLO!

http://www.terra.com.pe/addon/img/terrastereo/4dd9bajimmy619p.jpg

[Seshmeister]

I'm not gay enough for metal.

I'm guessing your mature student homophobia wouldn't go down too well with your hipster fellow students...

[Igosplut]

What do you know? You're a hippie.

Colorado it the hippy capital of the world. You know you love it......

[Kristy]

I'm guessing your mature student homophobia wouldn't go down too well with your hipster fellow students...

Everyone knows hipsters don't attend college. It's called "art school" Sesh.

~Geesh

[Kristy]

Colorado it the hippy capital of the world. You know you love it......

Actually, it's turning into a shithole thanks to all the F A T fucking Texans who keep on coming here.

[Kristy]

And I'm not homophobic. I'm homoeroticphobic.

[cadaverdog]

I sure as fuck with that cunt named Krusty would just fuck off the internet completely!]
Your with is my command.

[FORD]

I'm guessing your mature student homophobia wouldn't go down too well with your hipster fellow students...

Well it might.... she's always talking about a bible school. Maybe that's because she's enrolled there?

[FORD]

Actually, it's turning into a shithole thanks to all the F A T fucking Texans who keep on coming here.

Why don't the F A T fucking Texans legalize their own weed? Might cut down a little bit on their southern border problems.

Oh right... that would mean money out of the BCE's pockets. Never mind....

[Kristy]

well it might.... She's always talking about a bible school. Maybe that's because she's enrolled there?

what!?

[Jimmy Page]

I sure as fuck with that cunt named Krusty would just fuck off the internet completely!

On a side note, here is the legendary Jimmy Page playing a fuckin' AWESOME SOLO!

http://www.terra.com.pe/addon/img/terrastereo/4dd9bajimmy619p.jpg

Thank you, my friend.

JPP

[BITEYOASS]

Your with is my command.

Yeah, I got into a hurry with that post since I had to pound that Vag. LOL

[Phil theStalker]

Colorado is the snuff film capital of the world. You know you love it......

hi/gh igosplutz/!/ 13213:drive::fiddle:
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[Kristy]

As long as its Texans I don't care.