Missing posts

[DLR Bridge]

It appears as though about a month and a halfs worth of posts have vanished into the ether.

[Von Halen]

We obviously had a major issue with our previous host. We have had to migrate the entire database to a new server. It is still a work in progress, and hopefully we can get it sorted out.

I have been working non stop, 24/7 for a solid week on this issue, so quit bitching about a few missing posts. :D

[BearlyDoug]

Not looking good... I'll hit Von up with what I've found. :/

The current DB we have is gonna be as good as it gets.

Any of you bastards ever consider GoDaddy or one of their slutty whore partner companies for web hosting and I'll personally come to your home or work and kick your ass.

Even a kiddie host doesn't suck as badly as GoDaddy does with webhosting.

[TFM_Dale]

Von is a homo, Seshy Hagar, The Cowgirls suck, TBH can fuck off,
imapostdumbshitnobodycaresaboutuntili figureoutifiwantcockorvagina needs a shrink,
Van Halen Rocks! Hagar needs to die a violent, drawn out death, cock, fuck, cunt. That should about cover my posts for a month or so, I'm good ;)

[DONNIEP]

Von is a homo, Seshy Hagar, The Cowgirls suck, TBH can fuck off,
imapostdumbshitnobodycaresaboutuntili figureoutifiwantcockorvagina needs a shrink,
Van Halen Rocks! Hagar needs to die a violent, drawn out death, cock, fuck, cunt. That should about cover my posts for a month or so, I'm good ;)

TBH won the war, Dale is a girl, PB can't decide which side he's on, and I blame Sesh for the whole fucking problem because he's a cheap drunken Scottish sissy who's too short to carry a real sword, guns are awesome, liberals can go get fucked, and God Bless The South!!

Geez, come to think of it, we really don't post a whole of anything that makes sense. Oh well, carry on!

[Von Halen]

Do you think I'm pissed because we are missing the reviews and posts from a month of VH shows?

FUCK NO!

I'm pissed because all the hot bitches I posted in the MILF and Amateur's threads are missing!

[Kristy]

Well I call it being irresponsible.

[DONNIEP]

Do you think I'm pissed because we are missing the reviews and posts from a month of VH shows?

FUCK NO!

And after VA spent like a gazillion hours posting Twitter twits or twats or whatever it's called.

Ah, all the reviews are the same anyways:

VH is lit!
Dave is on fire!
Great show!
Wolfie is fat as fuck!!

Ok, so I made the last one up.

[Von Halen]

Motherfucking Hack Nine/GofuckyourDaddy hadn't done a backup in a MONTH! A fucking MONTH!

We will now be backed up every day... plus a weekly cycled backup, and a monthly backup.

Not to mention, the slow load times some of you douchebags were bitching about, should be gone too.

If Douglas hadn't written over the old DDLR database with his extensive babysitter porn movie collection, we'd be able to combine all that in too. How cool would that be? :D

[Von Halen]

Sesh doesn't even know we're back online yet. He's curled up in the fetal position, with a death grip on that empty vodka bottle, behind some dingy 80's rock club in Glasgow.

[Kristy]

Wait a minnie here, this site was hosted on GoF A T T Y?

No wonder it had so many problems. And no one is going to miss your MILF skanks, Von.
http://i.imgur.com/ANkZvU0.jpg
Now, if there is a video of this model humping that stuffed teddy in a bizarre/bestiality Satanic ritual act I'd pay to see it.

[DONNIEP]

Wait a minnie here, this site was hosted on GoF A T T Y?

No wonder it had so many problems. And no one is going to miss your MILF skanks, Von.
http://i.imgur.com/ANkZvU0.jpg
Now, if there is a video of this model humping that stuffed teddy in a bizarre/bestiality Satanic ritual act I'd pay to see it.

I wanna see her piss on it!!

[Von Halen]

Wait a minnie here, this site was hosted on GoF A T T Y?



Well, they were owned by them. Been with them since way back in probably the beginning.

After dealing with them over the last week, I now know how it was so easy for that dumbfuck bass player to get the keys to delete the original version of the Army.

They seemed so happy it wasn't a drunken mush mouthed Scotsman on the phone, they never even verified who I was, or whether I actually had the authority to fuck with the site, and make any decisions that needed to be made!

[Kristy]

I wanna see her piss on it!!

http://psychcentral.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/therapist_notsee_now.jpg

[Kristy]

Well, they were owned by them. Been with them since way back in probably the beginning.

After dealing with them over the last week, I now know how it was so easy for that dumbfuck bass player to get the keys to delete the original version of the Army.

They seemed so happy it wasn't a drunken mush mouthed Scotsman on the phone, they never even verified who I was, or whether I actually had the authority to fuck with the site, and make any decisions that needed to be made!

Well whatever server you are on now it seems to run better and faster. No hang ups or "server not found" drop offs.

[Von Halen]

I have wanted to get back with Douglas since I came back. We just never had a really good reason to go through with the problems and work of moving a database the size of ours to a new host/server. With the shit going on with Hack Nine over the last week, I felt the time was now right to just bite the bullet, and get it done. For those that don't know, Douglas pretty much did all the tech admin on the old DDLR site. We have been through the wringer together. From our wives getting 3 am death threats to our families, to Dave's dumbfuck Manager wanting to delete us for posting live bootleg videos, to transfers from VB to SMF based forums. We have spent countless hours fucking with this crazy forum stuff. I have the utmost confidence we will now be more stable, and the upgrades I thought about when I first came back, will now become a reality, over time.

By the way, even though I stated above that I had been working 24/7 on this shit, I really haven't. I did spend a lot of time on the phone with those fucks, but Douglas did all the real heavy lifting. Sesh sat around with his feet up and the wind blowing up his skirt, fanning the stench of his old wrinkly ballsack, while drinking himself into a drunken stupor.

[DONNIEP]

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[Von Halen]

http://s9.postimg.org/cy09fg3vz/image.jpg

Is that Kristy in mountains of Colorado?

[BearlyDoug]

At some point today, we'll be spinning up the second front-end web server to balance the workload of the site... so if we ever have to do any server maintenance, the site won't go offline as a result.

Building up on what Von said... the last time we did this dance together, I actually owned the physical servers/hardware. At the end of 2007, and being sick for 3+ weeks the last time everything was hacked... I weighed my options carefully and decided to "semi-retire" (AKA get out of the hosting business for myself, choosing to continue to work for someone else, which reduced my workload AND stress levels).

Long story short, a lot of things have changed the past 8 years for me. I'm still working for a hosting provider, but a different one. The very people that RA is now hosted by. In 2010, I also began transitioning into Sports Media (Collegiate level). I now cover collegiate football and basketball games, on the field/court (photography work). I've been to some incredible events the past three years... and love what I do. I just wish I got PAID for it (I've invested over $13K of my own money into my sports media stuff, between my new office/radio broadcast studio, to my travels across the southeastern part of the US, to my new tailgating set up (my tent, alone, cost $2700).

Kicked the kiddo out of the house (no, not really) and now stand as a proud papa, watching her Naval career advance (She worked on F-18 Super Hornets previously, now working on Helicopters. Only female Avionics Mechanic in her entire squadron).

I still get stressed from time to time... and tend to overbook/overwork myself. Sleep schedule sucks. Growing old sucks. Dealing with Von and Sesh suck.

But hey, at least y'all are back up now! :D

[Kristy]

Sesh has always been a lazy fuck. Him and that socialist state he calls a country.

[DONNIEP]

Is that Kristy in mountains of Colorado?

If Kristy is a hot ass 18 year old punk drummer chick - maybe.

[TFM_Dale]

Dealing with Von and Sesh suck.

But hey, at least y'all are back up now! :D

I like this guy already.

[Kristy]

Is that Kristy in mountains of Colorado?

That chick has a F A T ass in trailer trash skank shorts. Eh, no.

[DONNIEP]

That chick has a F A T ass in trailer trash skank shorts. Eh, no.

That's code for she's hot as hell and it's too bad Donnie called dibs on her before I did!

[DONNIEP]

That chick has a F A T ass in trailer trash skank shorts. Eh, no.

And I'm surprised at you - normally it's Ford gaying up all the hot chick threads.

[Kristy]

Not gaying it up. Her ass looks like two watermelons tucked inside a a pair of shorts that were purchased in the height of stonewashed 80's. Those "mountains" are deffo gay. Mountains don't look like that here. Those look like pussified hills somewhere in Virgina. Real mountains are real:
http://s2.postimg.org/b5jub09bt/Notgay.jpg
Nothing like being high when you're high.

[DONNIEP]

Not gaying it up. Her ass loks like two watermelons tucked inside a a pair of shorts that were purchased in the height of stonewashed 80's.

Have you been smoking that Angry Weed again? Do I need to post up some Nazi Chick pics to turn that frown upside down?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

yes, no, maybe, go pack go

[Kristy]

I am on a weed moratorium until December.
http://orig14.deviantart.net/f0d9/f/2012/248/6/5/my_little_nazi_ii_by_lahmattea-d5dnu7n.jpg

Wish I had myself a Nazi (fetish) uniform. Something to wear around the house when Mormons and fellow ex-Catholics come over.

[DONNIEP]

Nazis were bad, m'kay. But a hot chick in a Hugo Boss designed uniform? Me Yow.

[Von Halen]

She looks like she'd hurt me, and I'd like it.

[Angel]

Nothing like being high when you're high.

Can't disagree with that! http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/29/b9f2bfc4358c36059d5080a9a5158343.jpg

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[Va Beach VH Fan]

And after VA spent like a gazillion hours posting Twitter twits or twats or whatever it's called.

Ah, all the reviews are the same anyways:

VH is lit!
Dave is on fire!
Great show!
Wolfie is fat as fuck!!

Ok, so I made the last one up.


Hold the fuck on, did we lose the kid's definition of "lit"?

Now you did it, Von.... ;)

[TFM_Dale]

I apologize to Mr. Donnie P for bringing up TBH and the GOAT site. It was unnecessary and I hope he can find it in his heart to forgive me. My sincerest apologies to you good sir.

[vandeleur]

That's a lot of fine ladies flashing their cooch in public that's gone , that vonzie was kind enough to post.
Gone but not forgotten :cry2:

[ZahZoo]

Wow!! It's great to see Douglas back in the fold!! Must of been a tough sell to have to put up with Von and Sesh again...

[BearlyDoug]

Zah, good to see you too, dude!

I really need to post an update as to what's gone on since my last appearance. So much has changed (MOST of it for the better, hah!)

[Anonymous]

What's a diety? Someone who's on a diet? Hooked on diets? Dieting for laughs? Dieting ironically? Or just dieting but not really, kind of a thing where you watch what you eat but don't go overboard crazy?

Cheers! :beers:

[ZahZoo]

Zah, good to see you too, dude!

I really need to post an update as to what's gone on since my last appearance. So much has changed (MOST of it for the better, hah!)

I'm sure you've got some great tales to tell... looking forward to hearing some!

I knew you were still around as I noticed you've kept hogville.net going strong and keeping things interesting over there.

[ZahZoo]

What's a diety? Someone who's on a diet? Hooked on diets? Dieting for laughs? Dieting ironically? Or just dieting but not really, kind of a thing where you watch what you eat but don't go overboard crazy?

Cheers! :beers:

I think it's a trannie with an eating disorder...

[BearlyDoug]

What's a diety? Someone who's on a diet? Hooked on diets? Dieting for laughs? Dieting ironically? Or just dieting but not really, kind of a thing where you watch what you eat but don't go overboard crazy?

Cheers! :beers:A "Diety" is a dieting Deity that, when provoked, could force-redirect yer ass over to the goat.se or "Two Girls, One Cup" site every time you log into RA if ya piss him off too much.

(All joking aside, can't believe I typoed on that, haha! Good catch... and FIXED!)


I'm sure you've got some great tales to tell... looking forward to hearing some!

I knew you were still around as I noticed you've kept hogville.net going strong and keeping things interesting over there.I actually don't own Hogville... my role there is pretty much the same as mine will probably be around here... semi-active poster (or "poaster", when drunk... like Sesh should be known as), but handling the day to day tech admin stuff behind the scenes.

[Anonymous]

A "Diety" is a dieting Deity that, when provoked, could force-redirect yer ass over to the goat.se or "Two Girls, One Cup" site every time you log into RA if ya piss him off too much.

(All joking aside, can't believe I typoed on that, haha! Good catch... and FIXED!)

Primo: goat.se has been closed, I believe. I haven't checked it before or after, but I believe the internet on these things.

Secundo: I have downloaded, watched & added to my porn collection the entire film that the Two Girls, One Cup scene comes from. It's only ONE in a long running series of Brazilian lesbian films, and sometimes includes guest stars like Aiumy & Milly Amorim from ANOTHER long running series involving non-human counterparts.

You think you can scare me? Well broham, I have crossed that fear line LONG AGO. Besides, you hang out with Von. If you really were scary, he'd run away from you very fast. He's not very brave, is he?

Cheers! :beers:

[WARF]

You should all be happy the site went down a few days....

Let's look at the positive aspects....

The F A T people who sit around all day crying about gun control can go outside and get exercise....

Va Beach can rest his carpel tunnel from cutting and pasting twitter/instagram all day lol ;)

TheDoctor can finally attend his porn addiction counseling....

Welcome back!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Va Beach can rest his carpel tunnel from cutting and pasting twitter/instagram all day lol ;)


You really hate that, don't you....

[Von Halen]

You really hate that, don't you....

It's like nails on a chalkboard to him!

[WARF]

You really hate that, don't you....

Nah, it's cool. I give you credit for taking out the time to post all that stuff... It's good publicity for Van Halen showing all the fans around the world.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Nah, it's cool. I give you credit for taking out the time to post all that stuff... It's good publicity for Van Halen showing all the fans around the world.


Actually, during the course of the day of the show, it's only about around 10% of the overall Tweets mentioning Van Halen in one form or another that I embed here, and that's because they're specifically talking about the show that night....

Twitter is swamped with thousands of Tweets every day posting songs and videos of the band, people hawking EVH guitars and Van Halen T-shirts, and all kinds of other stuff, in various languages...

Click on this link and let it run for a while, you'll see what I mean.... It really shows the worldwide effect the band has had....

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%22Van%20Halen%22&src=typd

[BearlyDoug]

Va Beach VH Fan, honest question: Why are you not following any of the Admins on this site? They, at the very least, should be followed. :)

(No, I'm not speaking of myself here, though I'd love a follow, hah! Sesh and Von, for sure.)

[Von Halen]

Douglas, he thinks Sesh is crazy!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Va Beach VH Fan, honest question: Why are you not following any of the Admins on this site? They, at the very least, should be followed. :)

(No, I'm not speaking of myself here, though I'd love a follow, hah! Sesh and Von, for sure.)


On R.A. Twitter? Basically because I keep that account to Van Halen stuff only...

If I followed Sesh and Von, all of a sudden I'd be swamped with alcohol, bagpipes and dune buggy Tweets.... ;)

[cadaverdog]

On R.A. Twitter? Basically because I keep that account to Van Halen stuff only...

If I followed Sesh and Von, all of a sudden I'd be swamped with alcohol, bagpipes and dune buggy Tweets....

And male prostitutes.

[ZahZoo]

Douglas, he thinks Sesh is crazy!

Crazy is just another man's normal...