Canadian Election Day 2015

[FORD]

Dump Little Stevie Wonderbush and don't replace him with any other SHAFTA supporter!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvH_DcGohg

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOWgICPDQ2I

[FORD]

This is truly a frightening comparison.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIPUDtA7tWw

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V5ckcTSYu8

[DONNIEP]

Boooooring! Let's dance with Canada's President - Donald Trump!


http://youtu.be/KzZlwfleer8

[FORD]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/CanukDUer/Humor/Harpers%20Lie%20Clock.jpg

[Kristy]

Frozen hillbillies vote? They can barely read.

[FORD]

Uh-oh.... just scanning through some CBC news feeds and saw that the Hoser media had a "no blackout" policy for the media coverage of election results.

Is little Stevie Wonderbush trying to rig this thing, Reagan 1980 style?

No, not the "treasonous deals with Iran" part, but the "post the election returns early, so the folks in the Western provinces don't fucking bother voting after work" part.

It would be a very bad thing if Canada can't get rid of this piece of filthy neocon-adian shit after 10 years. It would be even worse if it was a result of BCE style manipulation.

[Kristy]

FORD, no one give two shits about the Canadian election.

[FORD]

I do! I need some place to go if we get another repressive fucked up fascist government here in 2016 (which will pretty much be guaranteed if anybody other than Bernie or Jill Stein is elected)

[Seshmeister]

The joke is shitty given that Mother Theresa makes Harper look like the nicest guy on the planet...

[DONNIEP]

I do! I need some place to go if we get another repressive fucked up fascist government here in 2016 (which will pretty much be guaranteed if anybody other than Bernie or Jill Stein is elected)

You better get your Canadian Concealed Vacuum Carry Permit first. I hear it's like the Wild West up there! Except with vacuum cleaners. But I don't think they have The Klan up there, so there's that.

[DONNIEP]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/CanukDUer/Humor/Harpers%20Lie%20Clock.jpg

Yeah, Lincoln didn't lie. He just spewed his racist drivel to anybody that would listen. If he'd lived long enough he would have been crowned Imperial Wizard of yankee land.

[jacksmar]

I do! I need some place to go if we get another repressive fucked up fascist government here in 2016 (which will pretty much be guaranteed if anybody other than Bernie or Jill Stein is elected)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFDXYdF2g4

[DONNIEP]

Here Ford - you need to learn the Canadian ABCs first!


http://youtu.be/tSTWw6-ueIs

[DONNIEP]

And you'll need to learn the Canadian National Anthem


http://youtu.be/uDDJvC2CGaU

That's U N C L E, Fuck You, Uncle Fuckerrrrrrr!

Suck my Bawllz

[DONNIEP]

And you might need to know a thing or two about Canadian sex


http://youtu.be/g6IQ5RuVnd0

See, now you can make some liberal Canadian babies!

[Kristy]

Donnie watches way too much South Park.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/314zqS4FuXL.jpg

[FORD]

Well, it looks like the Hoser "Liberal" party (which ain't all that Liberal) is walking away with this one, meaning that Justin Trudeau will be the next PM.

I'm a bit disappointed the NDP (the real Liberals) didn't do better, but at least Little Stevie Wonderbush's reign of RW douchebaggery has come to an end.

[DONNIEP]

Donnie watches way too much South Park.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/314zqS4FuXL.jpg

That's like being too thin or too rich or too tanned - there's no such thing. Besides, I watch South Park and think about you in Colorado lol.

[DONNIEP]

Well, it looks like the Hoser "Liberal" party (which ain't all that Liberal) is walking away with this one, meaning that Justin Trudeau will be the next PM.

I'm a bit disappointed the NDP (the real Liberals) didn't do better, but at least Little Stevie Wonderbush's reign of RW douchebaggery has come to an end.

Blah blah blah - who cares who gets voted in as Prince of Canada? Hey guy, let's dance!


http://youtu.be/JqQtZHVZWIo

[FORD]

Harper was completely FOR the Keystone Death Pipe and SHAFTA. The NDP was completely against both. Trudeau Jr. (who apparently won) was giving evasive Hillary type answers on both, so given the way parliamentary governments work, the NDP still needs to get more votes than the NeoCon-adians to steer Trudeau away from these things.

That's why it matters. Because we need Canada's help to stop these two pieces of shit.

[Kristy]

Why? You do know South Park is based loosely upon the redneck town of Fairplay?
http://fairplayco.us/index/Home_page_B_Nagy.png

As the saying goes: the only thing worse than being caught dead there is being caught alive there.

[FORD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNNOeEDB19E

[Kristy]

Everything you need to know about Colorado is right here Donnie:


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Colorado

"Recent hopes in deterring the still steady CA-TX invasion have been anchored in the fact that the Californians and Texans have built enough crap and trashed the state up enough that its so ugly that people won't want to come here anymore."

That is so fucking true. The F A T Texans and belligerent Californians have ruined this place for good.

[Angel]

FORD, no one give two shits about the Canadian election.
Bullshit. He wouldn't be posting if he wasn't interested.

And you're going to see an influx of Canadians if you get a Republican president...please...take them...

[Angel]

You better get your Canadian Concealed Vacuum Carry Permit first. I hear it's like the Wild West up there! Except with vacuum cleaners. But I don't think they have The Klan up there, so there's that.
We just voted the Klan out.

Hiy Hiy, Meegwich, Thank you, Merci. Hmm...I need to learn the Inuit version.

[Angel]

Here Ford - you need to learn the Canadian ABCs first!


http://youtu.be/tSTWw6-ueIs
It's ZED, not ZEE, lol

[FORD]

Bullshit. He wouldn't be posting if he wasn't interested.

And you're going to see an influx of Canadians if you get a Republican president...please...take them...

I know how to get Kristy interested in Canadian politics! :littlebong:



Canada's newly elected Liberals may legalize marijuana. That could impact US drug policy.
German Lopez

With the Liberal Party's electoral victory in Canada, the US's northern neighbors could soon undertake an enormous change in drug policy: marijuana legalization.

The policy was a big part of the Liberals' campaign: "We will legalize, regulate, and restrict access to marijuana. Canada's current system of marijuana prohibition does not work. It does not prevent young people from using marijuana and too many Canadians end up with criminal records for possessing small amounts of the drug."

If marijuana were legalized in Canada, it would be a first among developed nations. In the US, four states and Washington, DC, have legalized pot, but it's still illegal at the federal level. The only other country to fully legalize marijuana is the tiny developing nation of Uruguay. And although some countries — the Netherlands and Spain, in particular — have relaxed enforcement of their marijuana laws, none in the developed world have outright legalized it.

But this wouldn't just be an important milestone for Canada and the world; it could also send ripples across the international system of drug policy. That's because drug policy is tied not just to each country's individual laws, but to a network of treaties that effectively make the war on drugs a global effort. Marijuana legalization in Canada would act as the most high-profile rejection of these treaties, sending an important signal of the changing times as the international agreements come under a critical review in a special 2016 session of the United Nations.
Marijuana legalization in Canada would show that international drug policy treaties need to change

From the 1960s through the 1980s, much of the world signed on to three major international drug policy treaties: the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs of 1961, the Convention on Psychotropic Drugs of 1971, and the UN Convention against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances of 1988. Combined, the treaties require participants to limit and even criminalize the possession, use, trade, and distribution of drugs outside of medical and scientific purposes, and work together to stop international drug trafficking.

There is some debate about whether these treaties stop marijuana decriminalization — when criminal penalties are repealed but civil ones remain in place — and medical marijuana legalization. But one thing the treaties are absolutely clear on is that illicit drugs aren't to be allowed for recreational use, and certainly not for recreational sales. Yet that's exactly what the Liberal Party has promised to allow.

(For those curious, the US has remained in accordance of these treaties despite four states' move to legalize with a clever argument: It's true four states have legalized pot, but the federal government still considers marijuana illegal, so the nation is still technically in obedience even if a few states are not.)

So Canada's decision to legalize pot — if it comes, and that's still unsure — would be the most high-profile rebuke of the international treaties since they were signed. Not only is Canada an internationally active, developed nation, but it's a relatively large country — larger than all the states to have legalized so far and Uruguay combined.

"Canada's decision to legalize pot would be the most high-profile rebuke of the international treaties since they were signed"

In theory, Canada could face diplomatic backlash if it legalizes pot. But who would lead that effort? The US has been the de facto enforcer of these treaties over the years. But it likely wouldn't tempt an important ally, and trying to criticize Canada for legalization would only expose America's hypocrisy for allowing four states and DC to legalize.

Chances are, then, that Canada will be able to legalize marijuana, and potentially do so without any global repercussion. That will send a big signal to other countries — that, at least when it comes to marijuana, these treaties no longer hold the weight they once held. It could, then, expose a huge hole in the treaties, making more nations comfortable with the idea of legalization.

Such a move would come at a very crucial time in international drug policy: In 2016, the UN will hold a special session on the global drug problem. Drug policy reformers have long planned to use the special 2016 session to call on world leaders to change the international drug treaties to allow decriminalization and legalization. Canadian legalization would give these reformers an opening by showing that if the treaties aren't changed, they will soon be effectively meaningless as countries move ahead with their own reforms, treaties be damned.

Now, it's possible Canada will ultimately decide not to legalize — the treaties, for instance, could cause the new Liberal government to fear an international backlash and back off. But if Canada does move forward, it will not just change Canadian drug policy, but potentially force a big shift in the international stage.

[Von Halen]

Is it just me, or are FORD's iframes coming up blank?

[FORD]

Is it just me, or are FORD's iframes coming up blank?

Yeah, don't know what the fuck was happening there, so I just pasted the text instead.

[Von Halen]

Yeah, don't know what the fuck was happening there, so I just pasted the text instead.

I must have been checking it at the same time you were changing it.

Is George Lopez Canadian?

[Angel]

Well, it looks like the Hoser "Liberal" party (which ain't all that Liberal) is walking away with this one, meaning that Justin Trudeau will be the next PM.

I'm a bit disappointed the NDP (the real Liberals) didn't do better, but at least Little Stevie Wonderbush's reign of RW douchebaggery has come to an end.

They're much more Liberal than Herr Harper though. Funny I call him that when he probably has a job waiting for him in Israel.

I LIKE Justin. Met him about 6 years ago through Ralph Goodale. He's got a lot of his Mama in him (hopefully not the bi-polar part). Our Liberal values are coming back and I couldn't be happier.

The NDP had no chance in Quebec once Harper pulled the Niqab fiasco. Fucking rednecks.

I have NEVER shed tears over an election, but when Justin said last night that they will work with First Nations on a Nation to Nation basis and Honour the Treaties I jumped, I screamed, I applauded and yes, I cried. If he lives up to this promise, we can close the fucking gap in quality of life. Canadians enjoy sitting 6th in the world on the quality of life index, but First Nations are 63rd . If he doesn't live up to it...we're fucked.

[Angel]

Pot WILL be legalized. The CFO of the Liberal Party is the former CEO of Tweed Marijuana.

If I had $ to invest, I'd be picking up some of their stocks right now...

[Kristy]

Is it just me, or are FORD's iframes coming up blank?

Blame Sesh. He's the one who brought that evil here.
http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a5ec8a46970c-300wi.jpg
"Look what you've done, Sesh"

[Kristy]

Bullshit. He wouldn't be posting if he wasn't interested.

And you're going to see an influx of Canadians if you get a Republican president...please...take them...


No. No bullshit.

No.One.Is.Interested.

[Kristy]

By the way, you frozen hillbilly fuckwits did you know that your new-found liberals cockmonkies are for Bill C-51? Do you frozen hillbilly fuckwits know what Bill C-51 is?

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/canada-politics/bill-c-51-for-dummies-233750439.html

“Bill C-51 could see Canadian Federal Court judges asked to authorize lawbreaking or unconstitutional behavior by a covert agency whose mandate would extend beyond spying.”

Welcome to The New World Order, Canada. You fucking frozen retards.

Christ, you have a history of voting liberal when in turn those same liberals push strong conservative ideologies that they claimed to have railed against while running for office.

You'll always be America's bitch, Canada.

[Kristy]

You're so fucking WeIRd, Canada.

Your music is wEIrd (Hello, Jane Sibery..?)
Your TV is WEiRd
Your roads are wEirD

[Angel]

By the way, you frozen hillbilly fuckwits did you know that your new-found liberals cockmonkies are for Bill C-51? Do you frozen hillbilly fuckwits know what Bill C-51 is?

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/canada-politics/bill-c-51-for-dummies-233750439.html

“Bill C-51 could see Canadian Federal Court judges asked to authorize lawbreaking or unconstitutional behavior by a covert agency whose mandate would extend beyond spying.”

Welcome to The New World Order, Canada. You fucking frozen retards.

Christ, you have a history of voting liberal when in turn those same liberals push strong conservative ideologies that they claimed to have railed against while running for office.

You'll always be America's bitch, Canada.
Do you know which sections of Bill C-51 Trudeau will be making amendments on? Do you know the stricter oversights he will put in place? Do you know anything about all the other parties? Do you know that the other liberal party would have put us into the shitter financially? No, you don't. So shut the fuck up.

[Angel]

No, we'll always be the cool party over the meth lab...

[Angel]

You're so fucking WeIRd, Canada.

Your music is wEIrd (Hello, Jane Sibery..?)
Your TV is WEiRd
Your roads are wEirD
But our PM and his wife are both eye candy...


http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/20/4e798557120b685c17e638e8a0b57200.jpg

[Von Halen]

You'll always be America's bitch, Canada.

Yes!!

We're NEVER giving them back Lord Stanley's Cup either!!

I pulled up beside some faggy ass Canadian that was driving a hundred on I94 the other day, and I told him just because his shithole Cuntry makes him drive 50 fucking mph on their expressways, doesn't mean he can come here and drive 100! He didn't say a word, just gave me the thumbs up! PUSSY!

[Von Halen]

But our PM and his wife are both eye candy...


http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/20/4e798557120b685c17e638e8a0b57200.jpg

I'd fuck her!

[Angel]

I'd fuck her!
I'd fuck them both...

[twonabomber]

Yes!!

We're NEVER giving them back Lord Stanley's Cup either!!

I pulled up beside some faggy ass Canadian that was driving a hundred on I94 the other day, and I told him just because his shithole Cuntry makes him drive 50 fucking mph on their expressways, doesn't mean he can come here and drive 100! He didn't say a word, just gave me the thumbs up! PUSSY!

We both know you and I were doing more than 50 on the way to London!

[Kristy]

WEiRD
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DCFQ-Z9UL.jpg

Christ, she hasn't aged well, either
http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2013/01/siberry.jpg

[Angel]

Oh Lord...Full Bug and I had a few words over the election campaign as we were on different sides.

He must be really pissed my guy won...I have been unfriended...

[Seshmeister]

That's pathetic - someone did that to me over the independence referendum here and went down in my estimation hugely.