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twonabomber
01-04-2016, 11:29 AM
Dave and crew did a test show on the Friday before he started. Someone posted about it on Stern Fan Network. It was late, maybe around 11. I had already been out to eat and to Girlyland and came home early, and decided to call in. Here's how it went down...

Topic started by: twonabomber on December 30, 2005, 11:57:05 PM


Post by: twonabomber on December 30, 2005, 11:57:05 PM
K-Rock and Dave are doing a test of their equipment but it is not streaming. somebody fucking get on this!

the studio line is and will be 1-866-313-3733. i just called K-Rock and the guy who answered confirmed it!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:18:03 AM
dammit, i had the screener on the phone, asked if they were streaming and hung up...now i can't get through. stupid drunk fuck!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:23:00 AM
a poster on Stern Fan Network said:

Quote
talking about how about getting back with van halen, dlr said he's been talking to alex


goddammit, i was gonna ask that! at least about how Dave says he calls VH management every year and asks if a reunion is likely.


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:26:26 AM
Damn. If he's been talking to Alex, that would seem like major fucking progress.

I won't hold my breath though.


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:27:04 AM
i am on hold. talked to the screener, seemed to like my question.


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:29:46 AM
and now i gotta fucking piss!

i can hear DLR while on hold...too many trolls calling in, not sure i'll get on. i fucked up and told them i heard he was on from Stern Fan Network...


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:32:54 AM
Plug us if you get on you drunk homo!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:35:21 AM
at least if i don't get through i can hear it on hold.

he's singing along to one of the Diamond Dave songs...


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:36:59 AM
You should have told the screener you were from here, dumbass.

Don't piss yourself!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:37:43 AM
i pissed in a bucket! i'm good for another ten minutes or so!


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:38:23 AM
Come on twonadumber, get your shit together!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:39:08 AM
i will take a pic of the bucket if you don't believe me.

now Dave's playin' some blues... sounds like BB King...


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:40:43 AM
Quote from: twonabomber
i will take a pic of the bucket if you don't believe me.

now Dave's playin' some blues... sounds like BB King...

Uh, no thanks.

He better quit playin' that Diamond Dave album, or he'll get cancelled real fast! :D


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:42:04 AM
i am on right now


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:42:43 AM
If you get on, ask him if he heard about Catfish telling Al that Van Halen wasn't shit with him!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:44:10 AM
they cut me off before i could plug the site but I FUCKING GOT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING AIR WITH DIAMOND FUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH.


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:45:25 AM
Dude, the N comes before G!


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 12:46:20 AM
Quote from: twonabomber
they cut me off before i could plug the site

What? WTF? You fucking blew it?


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:52:14 AM
i fixed it, dipshit. i told you i've been drinking.

first Dave asked who was calling, i told him (real name) from Cleveland. he gave the hello, Cleveland shoutout, i told him i've seen him say that 7 or 8 times here...he asked me how i heard he was on, if he was streaming or anything yet...i told him i heard about it online. i proceeded to ask him how he feels about bootlegs and if he has a favorite VH bootleg. he went into the usual DLR go-around-every-corner-and-come-back-to-the-start-smilin' schtick, basically said boots were stealin' (shut up GAR...) so i said what about free trade of boots online...he said well, let's put it this way, he's got a counterfeit watch on, the front says Bulgari (whatever watch that is close to) and the back says Timex...but i dont care,

I FUCKING GOT THROUGH.

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Post by: filthylilmouth on December 31, 2005, 12:55:53 AM
That's awesome, twona!


Post by: TommyV on December 31, 2005, 12:58:30 AM
Nicely done, good sir!

I gather this is (or was?) only available in K-Rock's NY listening area? or are you listening in on another Infinity station?


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 01:00:22 AM
i read about it on Stern Fan Network, they posted the 800 number, and i called in.

call 1-866-313-3733, ask a legit question, if the screener asks how you heard about Dave being on tell them you heard it here. they are getting a lot of Stern trolls, so ask a good question. if you get to sit on hold you'll hear some of the show.


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 01:02:16 AM
they said no more EMT questions, be creative. ask about the Jungle Studs or something.

i am just jazzed that i got on. yeah, i fucked up, but i was trying not to stammer like a retard.


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 01:08:26 AM
it's not streaming and it's not running in Cleveland, just in NYC.


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 01:11:41 AM
BTW...does anyone want to see this bucket of piss? don't let me ever hear anyone say i don't suffer for this fucking site, goddammit. :D


Post by: TommyV on December 31, 2005, 01:12:59 AM
Quote from: twonabomber
BTW...does anyone want to see this bucket of piss? don't let me ever hear anyone say i don't suffer for this fucking site, goddammit. :D



I'll pass...


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 01:14:29 AM
i'm in a good mood, i won't make anyone look at the pic. :D


Post by: POJO_Risin on December 31, 2005, 02:00:22 AM
Congrats twona...you lucky piece of shit...

or lucky pisser...guess that would be more appropriate...


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 02:05:41 AM
i just happened to check that Stern site and saw the thread, and decided i'd give it a shot. then i'm sitting here trying not to leak... :D


Post by: Catfish on December 31, 2005, 02:49:44 AM
Quote from: Von Halen
Damn. If he's been talking to Alex, that would seem like major fucking progress.

I won't hold my breath though.


Nah, I've talked to Alex before. He's not much in terms of conversation. :beers:


Post by: Catfish on December 31, 2005, 02:53:45 AM
Quote from: twonabomber
BTW...does anyone want to see this bucket of piss? don't let me ever hear anyone say i don't suffer for this fucking site, goddammit. :D


You're the FUCKING MAN, DUDE!!!!!


Post by: ALinChainz on December 31, 2005, 03:05:57 AM
Quote from: twonabomber
i am just jazzed that i got on. yeah, i fucked up, but i was trying not to stammer like a retard.


Thanks twona for the thread here... jazzed, I hear that. I think I was the last caller of the night.

Dave said it was getting close to 1am, and the start of his "business day."

And did he have a "future".


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 03:12:22 AM
did you hear the local promos? go check 'em out in the radio forum. in the second one, Dave says the show isn't early morning, it's after hours.


Post by: Lou on December 31, 2005, 04:59:39 AM
Maybe with Dave not exactly endorsing bootlegs, it's best that this site not be mentioned.


Post by: Full Bug on December 31, 2005, 10:58:54 AM
Very cool Twona, way to go bro....


Post by: ZahZoo on December 31, 2005, 11:07:59 AM
Rock on twona... you might want to invest in a cordless phone then if ya gotta piss you won't need a bucket!!


Post by: Full Bug on December 31, 2005, 11:21:58 AM
Hey Twona, any idea if the number you called will be the same one they will be using next week? I would like to call in early on Tuesday for the best chance at getting a call with Dave.....


Post by: FrankM on December 31, 2005, 11:23:45 AM
Quote from: Lou
Maybe with Dave not exactly endorsing bootlegs, it's best that this site not be mentioned.

I was thinking the exact same thing!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 11:24:44 AM
the phone number is the same.


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 11:25:45 AM
Quote from: Lou
Maybe with Dave not exactly endorsing bootlegs, it's best that this site not be mentioned.


i started to think that, too. besides, it was only on the air in NYC, i'd rather have a plug when Dave is on in all six markets.

Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 11:26:49 AM
Congrats Twona on getting on with DLR. I myself was working a required nite shift while messin with the radio heard DLR. I gotta say,I was somewhat impressed by this "run through" I listened on an off from 1000 till1 AM. I did call to talk,ogt through within 2 rings,convo went like this hello,K Rock ...is Dave there?...what would u like to talk about....just wanna wish him luck....anything in particular...no,just a longtime fan...eh,the phones are pretty backed up now...whatever...


Post by: Full Bug on December 31, 2005, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: twonabomber
the phone number is the same.

What is it?


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 11:33:56 AM
1-866-313-3733. just like i posted at the top of the thread. :D


Post by: Full Bug on December 31, 2005, 11:40:23 AM
Just checking if you remembered, seeing as you were drunk last night..... ;) :D


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 11:43:44 AM
Quote from: Krellwars
Congrats Twona on getting on with DLR. I myself was working a required nite shift while messin with the radio heard DLR.


i was on about 11:40. if you heard a drunk it was me.

i didn't get to hear a lot while i was on hold, but it seemed like Dave was doing pretty good thinking on his feet. once we get past the first week (as in, Stern starts and his fans start calling Sirius) it could get interesting. they were already telling people no more EMT questions, so maybe they'll be a little more selective with topics.


Post by: damngoodtimes on December 31, 2005, 12:34:11 PM
if Dave's been talking to Alex, perhaps it's about an intervention!!!


Post by: twonabomber on December 31, 2005, 12:47:51 PM
Quote from: Full Bug
Just checking if you remembered, seeing as you were drunk last night..... ;) :D


backpedal a little faster, whydontcha... :D


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 01:21:41 PM
my highlight was hearing him sing along with Ill Wait, the lowlight was every caller I heard ( sorry Twona) I must have missed youre call) was either an EMT ( hey, say hello to youre bro an uncle) or some dingbat pre screened broad... remember School of Rock in Hackensack?


Post by: Catfish on December 31, 2005, 01:24:34 PM
Sounds like a ton of people wanted on the air to talk--and butt-assed late on a Friday night, no less.

To me, that's the big difference between Roth and someone like Adam Carolla. I mean, do you really think so many people would want to call in just for a chance to talk to Adam Fucking Carolla?


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 01:24:49 PM
David did give MAJOR props to DLR Army...he mentioned them by name... as well as other unnamed sites...DAVID DOES SURF THESE SITES PEOPLE!!!...


Post by: degüello on December 31, 2005, 01:48:20 PM
That's cool, Twona. Way to go.


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 01:48:47 PM
Dave was also talkin about how he favors legalization of ganja


Post by: degüello on December 31, 2005, 01:49:42 PM
Someone's gotta ask him about the Oakland footage.


Post by: Lou on December 31, 2005, 02:19:14 PM
I NEVER heard of Adam Carolla before two months ago, seriously.


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 02:23:16 PM
who was Daves sidekick,that rasta with the British accent?


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 02:26:21 PM
Quote from: twonabomber
i started to think that, too. besides, it was only on the air in NYC, i'd rather have a plug when Dave is on in all six markets.

only in New York? what the hell else is there??? haha


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 02:30:08 PM
Dave also did mention that this radio show will be taken on the road as he does shows around the country,He did mention a week in Vegas (hello Rio! ) Atlantic City, and LA


Post by: Catfish on December 31, 2005, 02:42:29 PM
Quote from: Krellwars
Dave also did mention that this radio show will be taken on the road as he does shows around the country,He did mention a week in Vegas (hello Rio! ) Atlantic City, and LA


You say that he mentioned the DLR Army and that he's going to broadcast in Los Angeles, a market where he's not even heard.

What the fuck are you smoking?


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 02:59:24 PM
Yes, he did mention DLR Army by name...and yes,he can do his show in Los Angeles and not be heard there... unfortunately due to drug testing at my place of employment Im not smoking anything... almost 16000 posts on a DLR site in 20 months, what the fuck are you smokin? I do agree with your Fuck Van Hagar quote


Post by: degüello on December 31, 2005, 03:03:30 PM
Quote from: Krellwars
... almost 16000 posts on a DLR site in 20 months, what the fuck are you smokin?...


Now that was funny... :D


Post by: Von Halen on December 31, 2005, 03:38:59 PM
Quote from: Krellwars
Yes, he did mention DLR Army by name...and yes,he can do his show in Los Angeles and not be heard there... unfortunately due to drug testing at my place of employment Im not smoking anything... almost 16000 posts on a DLR site in 20 months, what the fuck are you smokin? I do agree with your Fuck Van Hagar quote

Hey, I think it's great if he mentioned any site dedicated to him.


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 03:52:31 PM
the impressive thing about Dave is that he seems very current with sports,political issues,religion etc....the scary thing is that he talked about kayaking EXACTLY like in his autobiograghy, the Bob Marley concert story EXACTLY as its written...lets get some new material....I love the way he talks then says spin a tune babe


Post by: Catfish on December 31, 2005, 04:17:29 PM
Quote from: degüello
Now that was funny... :D


What's funny is me thanklessly entertaining you 16,000 times.


Post by: TwoFoolsAMinute on December 31, 2005, 04:54:40 PM
Quote from: Krellwars
... almost 16000 posts on a DLR site in 20 months, what the fuck are you smokin?

I figured this one out. He has a job where he can play on the computer all day. He doesn't have to do any work like the rest of us.


Post by: Krellwars on December 31, 2005, 05:05:56 PM
Quote from: TwoFoolsAMinute
I figured this one out. He has a job where he can play on the computer all day. He doesn't have to do any work like the rest of us.

I hope thats the case and that hes not a 35 year old livin in moms basement wackin off to JC Penney catalogs


Post by: Catfish on December 31, 2005, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: Krellwars
I hope thats the case and that hes not a 35 year old livin in moms basement wackin off to JC Penney catalogs


You're way off. It's my gay father's basement!


Post by: degüello on December 31, 2005, 07:47:57 PM
Quote from: Catfish
What's funny is me thanklessly entertaining you 16,000 times.


Aw, Cat... I didn't know you felt that way...

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Post by: Catfish on December 31, 2005, 08:06:44 PM
Lol!!!!


Post by: ZeroDiscipline on January 01, 2006, 04:52:48 PM
Quote from: twonabomber
BTW...does anyone want to see this bucket of piss? don't let me ever hear anyone say i don't suffer for this fucking site, goddammit. :D

You can show me the bucket of piss bud. I'm into that shit.

And the dedication to DDLR is the fucking bomb. The fucking bomb, man.


Post by: twonabomber on January 01, 2006, 04:56:20 PM
i dumped it. but i'm sure i can work up another batch.

hell, i like you, you can even get a show in person if you want. :D

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You needed a bucket!