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Lou
07-04-2004, 07:50 PM
I don't know I think I'll go with Ax-hole Rose on this one.

Sarge
07-04-2004, 07:56 PM
Gene Simmons?

Va Beach VH Fan
07-04-2004, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
Gene Simmons?

I think Gene would fall into the "greedy" category as opposed to "asshole"...

I guess I could include Axl as well, but because I'm only saying that because of his "holier than thou" ego, I could also include:

EVH
AVH
Steve Perry
Dennis DeYoung
Scott Stapp

Mezro
07-04-2004, 08:21 PM
My pick steps just a bit outside of the rock and roll jungle but I'll go with Whitney Houston. This bitch needs to have that wig slapped off her cocky head!

Mezro..fuck her and that Bobby Gumby hubby

Hecubus
07-05-2004, 01:09 AM
AAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

I DON'T DO CRACK!!

CRACK IS WHACK!!!!


AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Panamark
07-05-2004, 06:33 AM
Well you'd be a pack of wackers !!


SAMMY HAGAR !!

FORD
07-05-2004, 01:36 PM
Not many votes for the Lying Dutchmen?? :confused:

Mezro
07-05-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Hecubus
AAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

I DON'T DO CRACK!!

CRACK IS WHACK!!!!


AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!!

That was one of the best televised meltdowns ever!

Mezro...that bitch is such a fraud

pkolb
07-05-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Not many votes for the Lying Dutchmen?? :confused:

Alright, I'll vote for Ed. I have him to thank for inspiring me to pick up a guitar at 13 and, when he was at the top of his game, no one could touch him. But what a miserable prick! Get over yourself and give the fans what they want. He didn't just lie to Dave - he lied to us. Not to mention the fact that he seems incapable of enjoying life. IMHO, he's so goddamned paranoid of being remembered as Dave's sidekick, but the more he tries to dispell the myth, the more he proves it. Just mention Dave in an interview and the guy loses it. I wish he could see that there are things in life more important than his own ego.

Wayne L.
07-05-2004, 02:19 PM
Tommy Lee....great rock drummer but out of his mentally.

flappo
07-05-2004, 04:28 PM
hahah
pkolb has a grate av

:)

Warham
07-05-2004, 04:35 PM
I'd definately say Axl Rose.

Lou
07-05-2004, 09:46 PM
I just thought of another one. He's not the biggest, but Tom Scholz sure came off as an arrogant asshole when he wrote that article a couple of years ago about how he was Boston and no one else was worth shit.

Samsonite
07-05-2004, 09:51 PM
Robert Plant, Mick Jagger, and Eddie all come to mind...but...Gene Simmons gets my vote...

freak
07-05-2004, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Not many votes for the Lying Dutchmen?? :confused:

The same reason Liberace and Rip Stevens would never win a gay celebrity poll - They're so flammable that casting a vote would be redundant.

Same goes for the Alcoholic and the Gimp. 20 years of back-stabbing and petty BS has assured them a permanant place in the to 10.

Va Beach VH Fan
07-05-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Samsonite
Robert Plant

Wow, just out of curiosity, why would you mention Robert Plant ???

Big Troubles
07-05-2004, 10:23 PM
Iggy pop. Thor. Gene Simmons. Axl Rose. Fred Durst. Kid Rock.

Big Troubles
07-05-2004, 10:24 PM
the singer from Oasis. the black guy with the fucking clock around his neck in that rap group. :D

Warham
07-05-2004, 10:36 PM
You mean Flava from Public Enemy? :D

Big Troubles
07-05-2004, 10:39 PM
yes. :D Flava. Nice name. lol

Lou
07-05-2004, 10:51 PM
Yeah Robert Plant took me by surprise...what did he do?

Warham
07-05-2004, 11:05 PM
Yeah, why Robert Plant?

I mean, he probably is a prick, but the biggest prick?

No way he tops Axl

:D

horty07
07-05-2004, 11:23 PM
I would say Axl. Gene is a prick but he's not even in the same league as Axl.

Samsonite
07-06-2004, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Wow, just out of curiosity, why would you mention Robert Plant ???

He was a really big dick about the Live Aid reunion.

Samsonite
07-06-2004, 02:17 AM
He wanted money and stuff while Jimmy Paige just wanted to play.

Lou
07-06-2004, 07:35 AM
Here's one I can't believe hasn't been mentioned yet:

Lar$ Ulrich.

Tell you what, I think he tops Ax-hole Rose.

Panamark
07-06-2004, 07:43 AM
Oh !! I thought you were asking who has the biggest Asshole in Rock History,

SAMMY HAGAR !!

Warham
07-06-2004, 09:02 PM
Alex Van Halen could be considered one of the biggest cunts in the history of rock, really.

horty07
07-06-2004, 09:10 PM
I forgot all about Lars, he is definitely in the top two.

Panamark
07-07-2004, 07:22 AM
I concur with Warham, its gotta be Alex.

An asshole that can control two other assholes.
Has got to be the biggest asshole !!

diamond den™
07-07-2004, 09:43 AM
Sting

Va Beach VH Fan
07-07-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
I concur with Warham, its gotta be Alex.

An asshole that can control two other assholes.
Has got to be the biggest asshole !!

But ya know, when you think about it, AVH doesn't get nearly the press that Ed does, obviously....

But those of us "in the know" realize that it's Al's ego/assholedness just as much as Ed's for the VH travesty...

ZOSO
07-07-2004, 11:14 PM
Spammy & Eddie go w/out question, so I won't touch either of them.

Ulrich's THE RIAA tool, so he's a notable.

My overall pick: Axl Rose. He's one of the greatest frontmen in history, but his ego makes Mike Tyson look modest. To use the GNR name for his current group of losers? Refuckingdiculous. Besides that he was always known to be a whining prick that would quit the band at any given moment if things weren't going his way. He & drugs killed them.

Va Beach VH Fan
07-08-2004, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by ZOSO
Spammy & Eddie go w/out question, so I won't touch either of them.

Ulrich's THE RIAA tool, so he's a notable.

My overall pick: Axl Rose. He's one of the greatest frontmen in history, but his ego makes Mike Tyson look modest. To use the GNR name for his current group of losers? Refuckingdiculous. Besides that he was always known to be a whining prick that would quit the band at any given moment if things weren't going his way. He & drugs killed them.

Kinda surprising that with an ID of ZOSO you didn't have a comment about the mention of Robert Plant....

ZOSO
07-08-2004, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Kinda surprising that with an ID of ZOSO you didn't have a comment about the mention of Robert Plant....

Even more-so since I'm quoting him in my avatar (Almost Famous does kinda play a role in that as well lol). He's pulled his own share of crap, but the emphasis here is on "biggest." Axl burries him 100 fold.

BITEYOASS
07-09-2004, 12:09 PM
Put Axl, Lars, EVH in a super group! Can anyone find a bass player for this lineup?

On a side note:

THIS IS POST NUMBER 500!!!!

TwoFoolsAMinute
07-09-2004, 03:29 PM
Gene's been known to pick up the bass.

TwoFoolsAMinute
07-09-2004, 03:31 PM
I vote for Lars. RIAA Tool.

Alex Mogilny
07-10-2004, 04:20 PM
I don't understand all of the backlash against Lars.

Take note....I am NOT a Metallica fan.

Yes he did help kill Napster. So what....The majority of that shit on there was commercially released. So it was STEALING.

Metallica does some real cool shit for their fans...ie livemetallica.com.
If I was a Metallica fan I would be all over that.

I wish Clapton would do something like that.

ALMOSTsaved
07-10-2004, 08:22 PM
I don't view Ed as an asshole. Nor could I see Al controlling Ed.

As far as rock star assholes, I'd have to go with Gene. I've met him. He was a total cocksucker.

I know at least 3 people who have met Ed and they said he was humble and happy to oblige for pics and or autographs.

frets5150
07-10-2004, 09:03 PM
TRUE I MET ED I IN 1991 AT THE HARD ROCK THE REST OF THE BAND WAS IN THE LIMO AND ED WAS STILL SIGNING HE WAS FUCKING COOL WHEN HE WAS STILL ED

maskedmuffin
07-10-2004, 10:58 PM
I think the FUNNIEST rock combination i can think off is if you put there 4SOME in the room together..and see what happens :
LOL

axl, slash, david lee roth, eddie van halen

would the guitarists "get it on"? and would roth and axl get it on? Or would the former frontmen get it on with their former lead guitarists?

lms2
07-10-2004, 11:02 PM
It was 83 when I met Ed, but he was at that time a very nice down to earth guy.

classicdude
07-11-2004, 09:43 PM
I vote Gene Simmons. Never liked him or Kiss.

SoCalChelle
07-13-2004, 03:54 PM
Absolutely without a shadow of a doubt, the biggest asshole in rock is Courtney Love.

TwoFoolsAMinute
07-13-2004, 07:17 PM
Courtney Love...good one.

TwoFoolsAMinute
07-13-2004, 07:18 PM
I've been getting really tired of Madonna and Springsteen lately too.

SweetSecrets
07-13-2004, 09:18 PM
The biggest asshole in rock...hmmmmm...

well I went through a Metallica phase, myslef, but after the whole Napster incident, it really made me think.....Lars Ulrich sucks.

SweetSecrets
07-13-2004, 09:19 PM
An asshole, but a very cool asshole:

-Ted Nugent
-Dicky Betts

SweetSecrets
07-13-2004, 09:21 PM
I really wish someone would spear britney too! .....but that is not rock anyway, so need to bother with that.

Panamark
07-14-2004, 06:05 AM
Britney !! She is an asshole-ette !!

A female asshole !!

Panamark
07-14-2004, 06:07 AM
Ted Nugent... For his needless killing of animals, alone is an asshole !

rtmathew
07-14-2004, 01:54 PM
I wouold have to say:

Lars Ulrich.

He is another example of a greedy, can't have enough pathetic, crybaby prick. And should top the Prick list.

secrets
07-18-2004, 07:23 AM
Biggest asshole in rock history?

Elton John. Think about it.:D

Wayne L.
07-20-2004, 07:56 AM
The BIGGEST asshole in rock history is Jon Bon Jovi because of his self importance as an artist & he thinks he's a rock legend!!!

BIGBADZERO
07-23-2004, 02:19 PM
All rock stars are assholes.

SoCalChelle
07-23-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by secrets
Biggest asshole in rock history?

Elton John. Think about it.:D


Gotcha ;)

freak
07-23-2004, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Ted Nugent... For his needless killing of animals, alone is an asshole !

What good is evolving to the top of the food chain if you can't waste a critter or two?

Geesh.

BruinJer
07-23-2004, 06:00 PM
The Van Halen bros. come to mind.... also Kevin DuBrow. How can anyone forget, this guy had a big mouth and talked his way out of the rock community (not to mention millions)


http://www.metaluk.com/news/img/200kevindubrowphoto1.jpg

FORD
07-23-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by TwoFoolsAMinute
Gene's been known to pick up the bass.

I'll second that one. Chaim Witz on Bass. He'll finally get to work with Eddie, so maybe he'll shut up for 5 minutes.

And the band can be called the Ax-holes! :D

FORD
07-23-2004, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by BruinJer
The Van Halen bros. come to mind.... also Kevin DuBrow. How can anyone forget, this guy had a big mouth and talked his way out of the rock community (not to mention millions)


http://www.metaluk.com/news/img/200kevindubrowphoto1.jpg

Not to mention whatever fame he has, he built on a dead man's corpse (Randy Rhoads)

Jano
07-24-2004, 08:36 AM
Alex ,ed,axl and the singer from Oasis!
-AND SAMMY!!

FORD
07-26-2004, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Jano
Alex ,ed,axl and the singer from Oasis!
-AND SAMMY!!

Three egomaniac singers in the same band?? They'll never record a single track.

Or was that the idea? ;)

Wayne L.
07-26-2004, 06:12 PM
THe biggest asshole in rock is Jon Bon Jovi beause of his self importance as a political activist & thinking he's a rock legend for some reason with Tommy Lee a close second.

Jano
07-27-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by FORD
Three egomaniac singers in the same band?? They'll never record a single track.

Or was that the idea? ;)
-Maybe the Asshole's band will be a good name for them?:D

ashstralia
07-28-2004, 07:49 AM
me.

Warham
07-28-2004, 08:11 AM
Can I just say that Sammy Hagar is unequivocally the biggest cunt in music history?

ashstralia
07-28-2004, 08:46 AM
ted nugent is a fuckwit.
he thinks massive firepower
against defenceless animals
is 'hunting'.
and his music sucks.

Chaz Rock City
08-05-2004, 02:47 AM
Kurt Cobain: couldn't sing, play gutiar, or write lyrics for shit. All he did was whine about how rough it was to be a rockstar. Fucker got what he deserved.

Dave IS VH
08-06-2004, 04:23 AM
I have to say Axel Rose and lets not forget Yoko Ono for Breaking up the Beatles, at lest she was one of the reasons.

Ozzy Fudd
08-11-2004, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
I concur with Warham, its gotta be Alex.

An asshole that can control two other assholes.
Has got to be the biggest asshole !!

LMAO Yeah Asshole Rose
And the Whole METALICIA band their heads are bigger than their sound

Bill Lumbergh
08-13-2004, 02:24 AM
Hands down............Gene Simmons. He constantly lies....ex. making up stories, or saying something like "The Revenge Tour did well(it was canceled after about 8 weeks after abysmal ticket sales). He'll praise the shit out of a current band member, then the second they are gone blasts them unmercifully. Example.........when he finished his 1st book Peter Criss was out of the band. The shittalking took up page after page. He also went on to compliment Ace, saying he had changed for the better. By the time his second book was released Peter was back, and Ace was out. Guess what he did?! Said Pete's playing was better than ever, and bashed Ace. He'll bring up the Dynasty sessions, which Peter hardly played on due to a car accident.........or the fact that Ace didnt play on "Sweet Pain"(in fact another bullshit story, Ace actually recorded a solo they just didnt use it.


Well, news flash........it's well known that Gene has hardly played bass on a Kiss album since 1977. There are complete albums in which he didnt play a note on his shitty songs. I could go on.............;)

DeadOrAlive
08-14-2004, 06:35 PM
Gene Simmons!

WolfStar999
08-16-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Wayne L.
THe biggest asshole in rock is Jon Bon Jovi beause of his self importance as a political activist & thinking he's a rock legend for some reason with Tommy Lee a close second.

Never knew ol Jon Anchovie was a political activist. Oh well, shows what I know...

Anway, biggest assholes in Rock (in no particular order)

* Yngwie Malmsteen- Ego, thy name is Malmsteen. And someone please tell the man that when you have a triple chin, it's time to stop wearing skin-tight leather pantaloons and an unopened shirt. That's just frightening to look at. (BTW- met him earlier this year. Really gave off an air of egotism. The rest of his band was pretty cool.)
* Axl Rose- Greatest rock frontman of all time my ass! More like a whiny little bitch that effectively killed what could've very well been the next Rolling Stones or Aerosmith
* Lars Ulrich- Money hungry lil' cock-smoker.
* Phil Anselmo- Sieg-heiling audience during Ozzfest set? Okayyyyy...and Superjoint Ritual?! C'mon Phil, gimme a break. Get yer strung-out ass back in Pantera and start ripping it up.
* Manowar- need I say more? Yes I must. It's guys like this that give heavy metal a bad name. How they have managed to last nearly 20 years in the music business with the utter crap they put out baffles me.
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