Official 2016 Iowa Caucus Thread

[FORD]

Democrats (https://www.idpcaucuses.com/#/state)

Republicans (https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state)

[DONNIEP]

I should have run. I'd even go so far as make Ford my VP. And then I'd lock him in the basement of the White House :biggrin:

[FORD]

So far the best moment of coverage is when MSNBC was listening in on Bernie supporters making their pitch to the uncommitted caucus goers. A young woman, apparently a recent veteran from Afghanistan (apparently unaware that a live mic was on her) made a comment about "how fucked up the VA is now". Bernie, of course is better on veterans issues than anybody else running, but it was funny to hear Rachel Maddow, Brian Williams and the rest of them apologizing all over themselves for letting a "fuck" escape over the airwaves.

MSNBC now reporting that Martin O'Malley will "suspend" his campaign later tonight - which is about what I expected, given his lack of support.

Now how many defections will there be from the Republican clown car after this? Seems to be down to Herr Trump and the two Cubans, with any real numbers..... Crazy Cruz actually has the lead last time I checked.

[Kristy]

Appears your master is getting his ass kicked, slave FORD

[DONNIEP]

So far the best moment of coverage is when MSNBC was listening in on Bernie supporters making their pitch to the uncommitted caucus goers. A young woman, apparently a recent veteran from Afghanistan (apparently unaware that a live mic was on her) made a comment about "how fucked up the VA is now". Bernie, of course is better on veterans issues than anybody else running, but it was funny to hear Rachel Maddow, Brian Williams and the rest of them apologizing all over themselves for letting a "fuck" escape over the airwaves.

MSNBC now reporting that Martin O'Malley will "suspend" his campaign later tonight - which is about what I expected, given his lack of support.

Now how many defections will there be from the Republican clown car after this? Seems to be down to Herr Trump and the two Cubans, with any real numbers..... Crazy Cruz actually has the lead last time I checked.

Have some Bawllz and call Carson an African. You won't cause you're a freaking hypocrite liberal. And make sure going forward you call ALL blacks Africans. What? You can't? Oh, I forgot. You liberals can disparage anyone so long as they LOOK WHITE. I understand now.

[Kristy]

See? This is exactly why I'm converting to Marxism.

[FORD]

Appears your master is getting his ass kicked, slave FORD

Actually, he's not. It's essentially a tie.

Which means it's actually a big win for Bernie, since he started this race 40 points behind Queen Bitch.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TRVJpruBsM

[FORD]

Meanwhile on the right wing side, MSNBC has projected Crazy Canadian Cuban Cruz as winner over Herr Trump and Jeb's puppet Marco coming in third.

[FORD]

Huckster just announced he's dropping out. Even less of a surprise than O'Malley....

[DONNIEP]

See, this is the problem with you liberals: you hate anybody who looks white and feel empowered to slander them yet you're too damn afraid to call a black an African.

If an ISIS commander ran for president in this country you'd all bust a nut to elect him, so long as he wasn't a Chalkasian, and you'd never call him a Middle Easterner or a Moozlim or a camel jockey.

[DONNIEP]

http://s2.postimg.org/xd5rk0fex/image.jpg

Suck on that, you liberal fruity wine cooler drinker.

Let's see you stand up for something, anything, and call Carson an African. You won't do it. You can't do it. But if he was as white as Michael Jackson you'd have a nervous breakdown.

[Kristy]

Actually, he's not. It's essentially a tie.

Which means it's actually a big win for Bernie, since he started this race 40 points behind Queen Bitch.

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a "psychosis" in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue.

[FORD]

Suck on that, you liberal fruity wine cooler drinker.

Let's see you stand up for something, anything, and call Carson an African. You won't do it. You can't do it. But if he was as white as Michael Jackson you'd have a nervous breakdown.

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of.

Actually, to hear the guy talk, I'd say he lives in a permanent cloud of nitrous oxide. Didn't think brain surgeons used that stuff.

Now what the fuck is up with Rubio giving a "victory" speech after coming in THIRD???

BTW, I never touch wine coolers. Fucking sulfite allergy makes that a really bad idea :puke:

[Kristy]

Speaking of the South, Donnie whatever happen to your Alabama white trash sorority gold pissing girl?

[DONNIEP]

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of.

Actually, to hear the guy talk, I'd say he lives in a permanent cloud of nitrous oxide. Didn't think brain surgeons used that stuff.

Now what the fuck is up with Rubio giving a "victory" speech after coming in THIRD???

BTW, I never touch wine coolers. Fucking sulfite allergy makes that a really bad idea :puke:

When did Cruz live in Cuba? Did I miss something?

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of the South, Donnie whatever happen to your Alabama white trash sorority gold pissing girl?

I'm trying to keep up with you. But I don't live in Alabama so I may have missed something.

[FORD]

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a "psychosis" in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, which are unshakable beliefs in something untrue.

It's a 50-50 tie, with 5 votes seperating them. That means an exact tie in delegates. Still waiting on the last 10% of the precincts to report in, but these are some big precincts, and there's some college towns in those, which are likely to favor Bernie.

[DONNIEP]

Come on, Ford. When did Cruz live in Cuba? I'm not saying he's not a citizen or a party member - I just want to know when he lived there.

[DONNIEP]

It's a 50-50 tie, with 5 votes seperating them. That means an exact tie in delegates. Still waiting on the last 10% of the precincts to report in, but these are some big precincts, and there's some college towns in those, which are likely to favor Bernie.

Ha! Like the college students at UC Irvine who are demanding a dissolution of the campus police? The same police that they have NO even alleged instances of mistreatment from?? In other words, you're hanging your hopes on a bunch of goddamn morons who would take your house and cars and sell them to pay for their so-called educations? Weak...

[FORD]

Come on, Ford. When did Cruz live in Cuba? I'm not saying he's not a citizen or a party member - I just want to know when he lived there.

He's Cuban by ethnicity. Canadian by citizenship. And Crazy by... well just listen to his fundagelical theocratic dominionist bullshit! :headlights:

[Kristy]

Your Star Wars Alabama sorority white trash gold pissing girl.

Jesus fucking Christ. How many times do I need to explain myself on here?

[DONNIEP]

He's Cuban by ethnicity. Canadian by citizenship. And Crazy by... well just listen to his fundagelical theocratic dominionist bullshit! :headlights:

And every single black in this country is African by ethnicity. So don't call them African Americans. Call all the blacks Africans.

[DONNIEP]

And what's wrong with being Cuban by extraction? So nobody who has Cuban ancestors can be Americans?

You are the single most racist person I know. And I met Virgil Griffin. Dude - your argument is beyond retarded. You talk shit about some guy who had the misfortune to be born to a parent of Cuban extraction. But you don't have the balls to shit on a black guy and call him an African in a pejorative sense?

[DONNIEP]

Your Star Wars Alabama sorority white trash gold pissing girl.

Jesus fucking Christ. How many times do I need to explain myself on here?

If she pissed on one of my flags or renounced her Southerness I would be with you. And I may still be. But I have no idea what you're talking about lol. Look, I admit I ain't so smart. But just tell me what you're talking about. If she fucked up then I'll agree with you.

[FORD]

And what's wrong with being Cuban by extraction? So nobody who has Cuban ancestors can be Americans?

You are the single most racist person I know. And I met Virgil Griffin. Dude - your argument is beyond retarded. You talk shit about some guy who had the misfortune to be born to a parent of Cuban extraction. But you don't have the balls to shit on a black guy and call him an African in a pejorative sense?

When did I say there was anything wrong with being Cuban??

My problem with Cruz is that he's a Canadian citizen (and therefore ineligble to run for President) AND he's a fundagelical lunatic whose father believes that God Almighty anointed him to be King of Theorcratic Dominionist Empire of America.

My problem with Rubio is that he's a BCE puppet.

I used to have a neighbor who was born in Cuba. Nice guy. If he ever ran for President, I'd vote for him. Even if he did talk so fast I couldn't understand him half the time.

[DONNIEP]

http://youtu.be/Z0YIJQ1jgEI

Come on, Ford - pull your balls out and be a man. Stand up for your ugly Honkie candidate. Tell us all how Cruz grew up in Cuba. Show us your proof. You won't. You can't. Ford, you stuck your racist foot in your mouth and you can't pull it out fast enough. You are a racist and a socialist who doesn't have the BALLS to turn all your belongings in to the State. You lock your doors every night. You take the keys out of your car(s) every time you get out. You want me and all the rest of us to give it all up so that you can feel good.

Well, let me tell you something: if your shithead candidate wins, I will be one of the top members of his party. Because I have half a brain and know how to work the system. You will be crushed under my feet as I move forward and people like you will be tossed aside.

[Angel]

He's Cuban by ethnicity. Canadian by citizenship. And Crazy by... well just listen to his fundagelical theocratic dominionist bullshit! :headlights:
Not Canadian anymore. He dropped his Canadian citizenship. YAY!!!

[Angel]

And every single black in this country is African by ethnicity. So don't call them African Americans. Call all the blacks Africans.
Call them Americans. FFS.

[TFM_Dale]

Cuban lives matter! Especially Mark Cuban.

[DONNIEP]

When did I say there was anything wrong with being Cuban??

My problem with Cruz is that he's a Canadian citizen (and therefore ineligble to run for President) AND he's a fundagelical lunatic whose father believes that God Almighty anointed him to be King of Theorcratic Dominionist Empire of America.

My problem with Rubio is that he's a BCE puppet.

I used to have a neighbor who was born in Cuba. Nice guy. If he ever ran for President, I'd vote for him. Even if he did talk so fast I couldn't understand him half the time.

Gee, I don't know. If one of us said Ben Carson was an African then you'd go nuts. You are a racist and you can't walk it back because you have no mod permissions in this forum.

[DONNIEP]

Call them Americans. FFS.

Don't quote me. Tell Ford to call them that. He will only do so while he's stepping on the necks of Hispanics

[TFM_Dale]

Call them Americans. FFS.

Don't start trying to make sense! That isn't allowed in politics! :bigwink:

[DONNIEP]

Call them Americans. FFS.

Shut up and start embracing your president!! :biggrin:


http://youtu.be/KzZlwfleer8

[FORD]

Not Canadian anymore. He dropped his Canadian citizenship. YAY!!!

Congratulations on getting rid of him. Wish we could. :(

[DONNIEP]

Congratulations on getting rid of him. Wish we could. :(

Still waiting.

[Von Halen]

I think it's hilarious that Ford is more pissed about that dudes Canadian heritage, than he is about his Cuban heritage!

[TFM_Dale]

I think it's hilarious that Ford is more pissed about that dudes Canadian heritage, than he is about his Cuban heritage!

Those canuckians are shifty :bigwink:

[TFM_Dale]

Still waiting.

To see if Bernie can pull it off? Me too.

[Von Halen]

Those canuckians are shifty :bigwink:

Canuckleheads.

[Von Halen]

To see if Bernie can pull it off? Me too.

Is this Bernie guy trying to beat the Cubanadien too?

[DONNIEP]

I think it's hilarious that Ford is more pissed about that dudes Canadian heritage, than he is about his Cuban heritage!

Ford hates anybody who looks white. He would lay his neck on the stump so he could kiss the blade just to prove he's not a racist.

[TFM_Dale]

Is this Bernie guy trying to beat the Cubanadien too?

He is going against the wife of Monica Lewinsky's ex.

[DONNIEP]

To see if Bernie can pull it off? Me too.

Well if you want to redistribute your money to people who refuse to work - I hope so too. I can't wait until the country is forced to give up their money and property to people who never earened a dollar. It's gonna be fun as Hell.

[TFM_Dale]

Ford hates anybody who looks white. He would lay his neck on the stump so he could kiss the blade just to prove he's not a racist.

Shows determination!

[TFM_Dale]

Well if you want to redistribute your money to people who refuse to work - I hope so too. I can't wait until the country is forced to give up their money and property to people who never earened a dollar. It's gonna be fun as Hell.

Isn't that what we do now? We bailed out the fucking banks, why not help some people that actually need it for once?

[FORD]

I think it's hilarious that Ford is more pissed about that dudes Canadian heritage, than he is about his Cuban heritage!

Actually, it's his belief in 7 Mountains Dominionist Fascist Theocracy and insane Ayn Rand economics that make me hate him more than anything.

The only reason his Canadian birth is relevant is because the US constitution requires that the President must be a natural born US citizen. Cruz was not. So he shouldn't even be running for the office.

[Von Halen]

He is going against the wife of Monica Lewinsky's ex.

This is all way too cuntfusing. Let me know when it gets pared down to the two heavyweights.

[FORD]

Is this Bernie guy trying to beat the Cubanadien too?

Not right now, but possibly in November.

[DONNIEP]

Isn't that what we do now? We bailed out the fucking banks, why not help some people that actually need it for once?

Fine by me. Have some balls and put teeth into welfare.

But that's not the point.

Ford - prove when and for how long Cruz was forced to live in Cuba when he was a kid. I'm not a Cruz fan, but post your proof and I'll shut up. You said it yourself - not me.

**Edit - damn phone

[FORD]

Oh Christ, here we go.... C-SPAN caught Camp Weathervane red-handed CHEATING!!

http://www.c-span.org/video/?c4578575/clinton-voter-fraud-polk-county-iowa-caucus

[Von Halen]

The only reason his Canadian birth is relevant is because the US constitution requires that the President must be a natural born US citizen. Cruz was not. So he shouldn't even be running for the office.

Well, then why is this fucker even being cuntsidered?

I don't even want a half a Canadian as President. I'd vote for Kanye before I'd vote for some Canadian bastard!

[DONNIEP]

Again, Fart, what did Cruz have to do to be a citizen? You are an idiot. And you still haven't proved when Cruz lived in Cuba.

[TFM_Dale]

Well, then why is this fucker even being cuntsidered?

I don't even want a half a Canadian as President. I'd vote for Kanye before I'd vote for some Canadian bastard!

The Republican party has Trump as an option, they aren't being very selective anymore. If this election had came down to Hillary and yet another bush I would have left for canuckia.

[TFM_Dale]

Again, Fart, what did Cruz have to do to be a citizen? You are an idiot. And you still haven't proved when Cruz lived in Cuba.

Maybe he really likes Scarface and says " Say hello to my little friend " a lot.

[FORD]

Again, Fart, what did Cruz have to do to be a citizen? You are an idiot. And you still haven't proved when Cruz lived in Cuba.

How many jars of moonshine did you drink tongiht? :beers:

I never said Cruz lived in Cuba.

[Seshmeister]

Well, then why is this fucker even being cuntsidered?

I don't even want a half a Canadian as President. I'd vote for Kanye before I'd vote for some Canadian bastard!

This is what happens when you run your country based on some dated old document drawn up hundreds of years ago by English slave traders.

Who gives a fuck where he was born? You think that someone gets magical powers from the soil or some shit? What a pile of crap.

I don't like him and he's creepy even by politician standards but worrying about where his mother's vagina was located when he fell out of it is primitive wooh tribal crap. He is clearly from the US because that's where he has lived his life.

[Von Halen]

Somebody tried to tell me Trump is only there to fuck up the Republican Party, so Hillbillary will win. Is this a common theory?

[DONNIEP]

Did Carson ever live in Africa? Not that I'm aware of


Ok Fart, you implied right here you wouldn't call Carson an African because he didn't live in Africa. Yet you called Cruz - repeatedly - a CUBAN but you can't prove he lived in Cuba. So put up or shut up. Your words and I didn't manipulate them at all. And you can't do jack shit about it.

[Seshmeister]

Somebody tried to tell me Trump is only there to fuck up the Republican Party, so Hillbillary will win. Is this a common theory?

Trump is always about Trump - he is a sociopathic monster.

[DONNIEP]

How many jars of moonshine did you drink tongiht? :beers:

I never said Cruz lived in Cuba.

None, moron. You can't walk it back.

[TFM_Dale]

Somebody tried to tell me Trump is only there to fuck up the Republican Party, so Hillbillary will win. Is this a common theory?

I thought it was to try to make that dumb fuck bush look decent and it backfired.

[TFM_Dale]

OK, fuck it. You can call me an idiot but why is Cuban derogatory?

[DONNIEP]

OK, fuck it. You can call me an idiot but why is Cuban derogatory?

Jesus Christ - how is Cruz a Cuban???? Is this that hard to understand?

[Von Halen]

They should just put on the top of the ballot:

"Which candidate would you prefer to get fucked in the ass by?"

Because that's what every single solitary politician on the planet wants to do. Fuck as many people in the ass as they can, while pleasuring themselves to their own agenda.

This two party system is a farce too.

[TFM_Dale]

Jesus Christ - how is Cruz a Cuban???? Is this that hard to understand?

So your beef isn't with the term Cuban, you want to know why FORD referred to him as a Cuban? Either way why would it be a racist remark? I'm honestly just trying to figure out what got your panties in a bunch.

[TFM_Dale]

They should just put on the top of the ballot:

"Which candidate would you prefer to get fucked in the ass by?"

Because that's what every single solitary politician on the planet wants to do. Fuck as many people in the ass as they can, while pleasuring themselves to their own agenda.

This two party system is a farce too.

I agree. I want to believe someone like Bernie can actually make a difference but I have a lot of doubts.

[Von Halen]

So your beef isn't with the term Cuban, you want to know why FORD referred to him as a Cuban? Either way why would it be a racist remark? I'm honestly just trying to figure out what got your panties in a bunch.

Double standard.

[Jesus Christ]

Jesus Christ - how is Cruz a Cuban????

I hath no idea. But I can tell you why he is not a Christian. Because he does not keep My teachings, but instead follows the false gospel of Ayn Rand.

[Jesus Christ]

I agree. I want to believe someone like Bernie can actually make a difference but I have a lot of doubts.

Have faith, My son. Bernie has friends in high places. :jesuslol:

[vandeleur]

Man this thread is funny :biggrin:

[Anonymous]

So FROD has been bac ked against the wall AGAIN & tries to save hisself by switching to his Jesus account.

How is this guy allowed to be free?

And yes, FROD & the rest of the ex-Blue Man Group are the most racist, intolerant, pieces of shit I know.

I wouldn't care, but those fucking retards kept lecturing everybody all the time. They're hypocrites.

FROD can't even call a spade a spade. He'll call it a gardening tool.

Yes, I know a spade isn't exactly a gardening tool. But we're talking about FROD here. Dude's never worked a day in his life.

[Anonymous]

This is what happens when you run your country based on some dated old document drawn up hundreds of years ago by English slave traders.

Who gives a fuck where he was born? You think that someone gets magical powers from the soil or some shit? What a pile of crap.

I don't like him and he's creepy even by politician standards but worrying about where his mother's vagina was located when he fell out of it is primitive wooh tribal crap. He is clearly from the US because that's where he has lived his life.

That's true.

Appealing to patriotism is the easiest way to get the unwashed peasants on your side.

I have no scientific data, but it seems to me that the more stupid someone is, the more patriot that someone's likely to be.

Fear the unfamiliar & throw voodoo at it. That solves everything.

[vandeleur]

That's true.

Appealing to patriotism is the easiest way to get the unwashed peasants on your side.

I have no scientific data, but it seems to me that the more stupid someone is, the more patriot that someone's likely to be.

Fear the unfamiliar & throw voodoo at it. That solves everything.

Well done , this is very insightful and the people who it's aimed at won't get it unfortunately.

[Anonymous]

Well done , this is very insightful and the people who it's aimed at won't get it unfortunately.

Yeah, Von's not very bright. :biggrin:

[twonabomber]

Cruz looks like he's melting.

[Seshmeister]

Quick get him out of the sunlight!



https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ee/46/b5/ee46b5242d2d34e6a248cc6a5ba6ba16.jpg

[TFM_Dale]

So FROD has been bac ked against the wall AGAIN & tries to save hisself by switching to his Jesus account.

How is this guy allowed to be free?

And yes, FROD & the rest of the ex-Blue Man Group are the most racist, intolerant, pieces of shit I know.

I wouldn't care, but those fucking retards kept lecturing everybody all the time. They're hypocrites.

FROD can't even call a spade a spade. He'll call it a gardening tool.

Yes, I know a spade isn't exactly a gardening tool. But we're talking about FROD here. Dude's never worked a day in his life.
Poor izzyasdumbasheacts, always wronged by everyone. Maybe you should cry about it a few more years, it might help.

[Seshmeister]

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[Seshmeister]

Can you even imagine the horrendous things that woman has seen and done...?

[Anonymous]

I'd do her.

She looks like she's used to have piss all over her face.

I certainly would hit that.

[Kristy]

Well if you want to redistribute your money to people who refuse to work - I hope so too. I can't wait until the country is forced to give up their money and property to people who never earened a dollar. It's gonna be fun as Hell.

Wall Street bankers..?

[Kristy]

Trump is always about Trump - he is a sociopathic monster.

Oh great. slave SESH is here with the Euro trash consensus.

[DONNIEP]

I'd do her.

She looks like she's used to have piss all over her face.

I certainly would hit that.

Yeah she's hot and trashy. And richer than a gold mine. What's not to love?

[Kristy]

I'd do her.

She looks like she's used to have piss all over her face.

I certainly would hit that.

A $2 whore in a $15,000 designer dress. Best of luck.

[Anonymous]

A $2 whore in a $15,000 designer dress. Best of luck.

Exactly. I'm not the one buying the dress. Just the whore.

[Kristy]

Meanwhile slave FORD's master Bernie took the lion's share of the poor and welfare dependent (incomes under $30,000 a year and no surprise there) by 16 points and those in $30-50,000 points. Wall Street whore and war machine queen Clinton pulled the wool on voters in households with a union members by 9 points; black and Latino voters by 18 points. Where she cleaned up big was with the well educated with incomes estimated over $100,000 a year.

The disillusioned Rethuglicon Rubio pulled no punches in blowing himself and giving a superfluous "victory" speech for finishing third. Yeah, whatever dude.

No doubt the biggest loser was Koch Brother whore Jeb! who won less than 3 percent. The tool sack spent over $15 million alone in Iowa which worked out to an estimated average of $3,000 for each of the 5,000 votes he pimped himself out for.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JjjOR8b2G_4/VWcHwKJgY0I/AAAAAAADb90/x1KcUzpTnJ4/s1600/%252117.jpg
Christ, just how ridiculous is capitalism

[FORD]

Jeb is not a Koch whore, but he is a COKE whore (and I don't mean the stuff in the red cans). But he will soon drop out of the race to take over the reigns of the BCE from his father (eldest son Chimpy is clearly too dumb to be in charge). Rubio has proven to be the best shot the BCE has at the nomination this time, so Jeb's presence is redundant.

The Kochs will probably throw in with their fellow arrogant billionaire Trump. They like Cruz's Ayn Rand inspired hatred of the government, but aren't likely fans of the theocratic dominionist stuff.

[Seshmeister]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/trump-beaten-by-man-who-really-believes-all-the-horrible-things-he-says-20160202105855

[Kristy]

Don't patronize me, slave [u]FORD[/I]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0224/1915/files/unicorn.jpg?21414

[twonabomber]

A $2 whore in a $15,000 designer dress. Best of luck.

Yeah, a $2 whore in a $35,000 Nissan is a much easier target.

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, a $2 whore in a $35,000 Nissan is a much easier target.

Well, if you want a really easy target then go for the cheap whores in line at The Walmart. The barely legal ones with a kid are the best.