twonabomber
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Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 06:46:36 AM
so much for sleepin' in on a day off... :D
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 07:08:42 AM
OK, who's this chick?
i'm starting to believe it's an on-air audition for second mic.
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 07:53:08 AM
6:52 am...
Is it really Van Halen without Diamond Dave?
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 08:32:37 AM
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Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 08:34:37 AM
so far it is...
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 08:54:00 AM
7:53, the VH royalty lawsuit is discussed...
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 09:34:59 AM
8:30 Roth somehow manages to talk for 20 minutes to a pointless waste of cunt who teaches a course on 'reality TV' without once making a joke or ripping into her.
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 09:39:06 AM
no shit.
fill in the blank...
Omorosa has made a career out of being ___________ .
Post by: Mr Walker on January 30, 2006, 09:41:44 AM
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Omorosa has made a career out of being ___________ .
colored?
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
do we have a winner?
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 10:07:10 AM
it appears "Val" is on Dallas radio.
anyone? anyone? Bueller?
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 10:23:50 AM
(http://www.twbookmark.com//images/26/111599.jpg)
Elizabeth Hayte
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 10:33:37 AM
an Avy Lee Roth mention!
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 10:37:38 AM
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(http://www.twbookmark.com//images/26/111599.jpg)
Elizabeth Hayte
not bad.
i'm not a record exec so i have absolutely no chance with her.
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 10:38:53 AM
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an Avy Lee Roth mention!
That should be the next 'relative' Dave gets on the show...:)
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 10:40:07 AM
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not bad.
i'm not a record exec so i have absolutely no chance with her.
Or her bridesmaid?
She licked out her bridesmaid 20 minutes before getting married.
What a whore...:)
That's kind of hot though no?
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 10:44:46 AM
i attended the wedding of the married chick i used to fuck.
does that make sense?
Post by: SpanishFly Guy on January 30, 2006, 10:48:08 AM
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i attended the wedding of the married chick i used to fuck.
does that make sense?
perfect sense!
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 10:49:26 AM
Quote from: SpanishFly Guy
perfect sense!
That means someone else co-signed the loan, and you got to drive the car for free!
Post by: ZahZoo on January 30, 2006, 11:05:42 AM
Road trip!!
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: twonabomber
an Avy Lee Roth mention!
Get the fuck out of here!!!
What was said???
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 12:47:27 PM
i don't remember. :D download it later.
he did say he didn't have any kids though.
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 12:59:04 PM
Quote from: Catfish
Get the fuck out of here!!!
What was said???
It got onto what would be your porn star name. As is often the case with this show they got it all mixed up, it should be the name of your first pet plus your mothers maiden name. They were going on about streets or some such shit.
Roth said hey there is a hard core porn star called Avy Lee Roth I should get her on the show.
Maybe he doesn't know she claims to be his daughter?
He should get her on as the next weekly guest from his family, now that would be good radio!:)
Post by: Mr Walker on January 30, 2006, 01:04:46 PM
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It got onto what would be your porn star name. As is often the case with this show they got it all mixed up, it should be the name of your first pet plus your mothers maiden name. They were going on about streets or some such shit.
I always heard it was the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on.
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 01:13:14 PM
Maybe it varies or I'm mixed up but I don't think pet names were mentioned.
Post by: Mr Walker on January 30, 2006, 01:14:49 PM
Did Dave talk about this today?
David Lee Roth's behind the scenes stuff... He apparently demanded a hard wood floor in his studio and they put it in. Then he was doing his Tai Chi stuff that he does and ended up working up a lot of static electricity so when he grabbed the microphone, he got a shock that he didn't like and demanded that they tear up the floor.
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 01:42:45 PM
nope.
Post by: Seshmeister on January 30, 2006, 01:56:31 PM
How can you get static from wood?
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 02:10:56 PM
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Roth said hey there is a hard core porn star called Avy Lee Roth I should get her on the show.
Maybe he doesn't know she claims to be his daughter?
LOL! Oh no!
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 02:12:03 PM
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How can you get static from wood?
It must be that Pergo shit. That, mixed with the open air of the studio and whatever cotton he may have on could probably give him a blue-flame special when he touches metal!
Post by: Full Bug on January 30, 2006, 02:36:12 PM
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How can you get static from wood?
I get static from my wife all the time about having a huge wood....
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 02:39:03 PM
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I get static from my wife all the time about having a huge wood....
:rim:
:rolleyes:
Post by: SpanishFly Guy on January 30, 2006, 02:42:42 PM
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I get static from my wife all the time about having a huge wood....
:ha:
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 02:46:57 PM
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I get static from my wife all the time about having a huge wood....
How come one minute shes your wife, next second, she your gal, and then the next minute she is dying and your begging for prayers? What is the real story here?
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 02:50:51 PM
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How come one minute shes your wife, next second, she your gal, and then the next minute she is dying and your begging for prayers? What is the real story here?
Where is JACKEDUP to answer this question?
Post by: Full Bug on January 30, 2006, 02:52:21 PM
Quote from: Wooda
How come one minute shes your wife, next second, she your gal, and then the next minute she is dying and your begging for prayers? What is the real story here?
Technicaly she is not my wife, she is my common law wife, we have been together so long I think of her as my wife, or gal, whatever, and she has never begged anyone for prayers, that thread was my doing alone, but she is doing well these days....Any other questions?
Post by: Mr Walker on January 30, 2006, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: Catfish
Where is JACKEDUP to answer this question?
Now there's a dude that should be modding main!
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
Now there's a dude that should be modding main!
Yes. Anyone but that gay, Van Hagar supporting ZahZoo.
I'd mod BRETT before Zah!
Post by: NE169 on January 30, 2006, 03:11:36 PM
Quote from: twonabomber
no shit.
fill in the blank...
Omorosa has made a career out of being ___________ .
6 asterisks in a row? :D
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 03:18:59 PM
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Now there's a dude that should be modding main!
How could you mod by showing up once a month? I guess it couldn't be any worse than Fish & Bug!
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 03:20:08 PM
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How could you mod by showing up once a month? I guess it couldn't be any worse than Fish & Bug!
LUTS is here once a month!
So is SpanishGay Guy!
So are 3/4 of you aliases!
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 03:31:25 PM
Quote from: Catfish
LUTS is here once a month!
So is SpanishGay Guy!
So are 3/4 of you aliases!
LUTS & Span were all part of that circle jerking club with Von, so they are under gag order and have special privileges
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 03:35:32 PM
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LUTS & Span were all part of that circle jerking club with Von, so they are under gag order and have special privileges
Now Clag5150 is under a GAG order with you, you big queer!
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 03:36:31 PM
Quote from: Catfish
Now Clag5150 is under a GAG order with you, you big queer!
At least I have all my hair!
Post by: Lou on January 30, 2006, 03:36:31 PM
Quote from: Full Bug
Technicaly she is not my wife, she is my common law wife, we have been together so long I think of her as my wife, or gal, whatever, and she has never begged anyone for prayers, that thread was my doing alone, but she is doing well these days....Any other questions?
I guess Ontario still has common law marriage? Few states here have that anymore. Pennsylvania had it until last year when they abolished it.
Post by: Full Bug on January 30, 2006, 03:37:13 PM
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How could you mod by showing up once a month? I guess it couldn't be any worse than Fish & Bug!
'You don't know what you got till its gone...'
Cue the violins.....
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 03:37:43 PM
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'You don't know that you got till its gone...'
Cue the violins.....
At least I threw Fish in there with you!
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 03:37:52 PM
Quote from: Wooda
At least I have all my hair!
Yeah--but the arms of a no-good jailhouse ******!
Post by: Full Bug on January 30, 2006, 03:38:27 PM
Quote from: Lou
I guess Ontario still has common law marriage? Few states here have that anymore. Pennsylvania had it until last year when they abolished it.
Yep, live together for more then 3 years I think and its automatic, no say in the matter....
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 03:44:53 PM
Why don't you man-up and marry the bitch!
Post by: Full Bug on January 30, 2006, 03:46:18 PM
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Why don't you man-up and marry the bitch!
Funny, could have sworn she said that to me just this morning....
Post by: Lou on January 30, 2006, 03:46:52 PM
Pennsylvania, when it had common law marriage, had ridiculously easy requirements for that. All the parties had to do was exchange words in the present tense that they consider themselves married. Didn't have to live together for a certain period of time, or at all, didn't have to hold themselves out to anyone as being married, didn't have to be residents of PA. There was one case of a man and woman living together in a non-common law marriage state, who were traveling through Pennsylvania and told the judge they were "married" there (and thus the marriage is valid everywhere) and the judge upheld that as a valid marriage.
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 03:48:47 PM
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Pennsylvania, when it had common law marriage, had ridiculously easy requirements for that. All the parties had to do was exchange words in the present tense that they consider themselves married. Didn't have to live together for a certain period of time, or at all, didn't have to hold themselves out to anyone as being married, didn't have to be residents of PA. There was one case of a man and woman living together in a non-common law marriage state, who were traveling through Pennsylvania and told the judge they were "married" there (and thus the marriage is valid everywhere) and the judge upheld that as a valid marriage.
AT least that is more interesting than Dave's show
Post by: Lou on January 30, 2006, 03:52:03 PM
LMMFAO!
On the flip side, by the way, if for some reason the parties did NOT exchange words in the present tense that they wanted to be married, then no matter how long they lived together or told everyone they were married, there was no marriage.
Common law marriage however is really an outdated thing. The idea behind it was that a lot of people way back when didn't have any freedom to travel or access to the things they needed to be licensed and solemnized, and the law didn't want to discriminate against poor people's desires to get married. Now, however, all of that really isn't an issue, which is why most states have gotten rid of it, even Pennsylvania which, along with New York, is notorious for having quirky laws and taking the minority position on legal issues.
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 03:52:12 PM
Shut your fucking hole, Wooda!
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 03:53:42 PM
Quote from: Lou
LMMFAO!
On the flip side, by the way, if for some reason the parties did NOT exchange words in the present tense that they wanted to be married, then no matter how long they lived together or told everyone they were married, there was no marriage.
Common law marriage however is really an outdated thing. The idea behind it was that a lot of people way back when didn't have any freedom to travel or access to the things they needed to be licensed and solemnized, and the law didn't want to discriminate against poor people's desires to get married. Now, however, all of that really isn't an issue, which is why most states have gotten rid of it, even Pennsylvania which, along with New York, is notorious for having quirky laws and taking the minority position on legal issues.
Wrong, all marriage is an outdated thing!
Post by: Lou on January 30, 2006, 03:55:03 PM
Except gay marriage. It's really cool to have that going on :rolleyes:
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 03:58:28 PM
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Except gay marriage. It's really cool to have that going on :rolleyes:
thats only true if you can hook up with a rich guy like Barry, Elton or George.
Post by: Full Bug on January 30, 2006, 04:01:29 PM
Quote from: Lou
Pennsylvania, when it had common law marriage, had ridiculously easy requirements for that. All the parties had to do was exchange words in the present tense that they consider themselves married. Didn't have to live together for a certain period of time, or at all, didn't have to hold themselves out to anyone as being married, didn't have to be residents of PA. There was one case of a man and woman living together in a non-common law marriage state, who were traveling through Pennsylvania and told the judge they were "married" there (and thus the marriage is valid everywhere) and the judge upheld that as a valid marriage.
Thats interesting, here they just tell you that you are common law married, thats a flawed deal IMO....
Post by: ZahZoo on January 30, 2006, 04:04:37 PM
Don't you and Walker have some Webbie/Admin stuff you could be doing or at least debate this in the mod room where appropriate?
Post by: Wooda on January 30, 2006, 04:07:40 PM
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Don't you and Walker have some Webbie/Admin stuff you could be doing or at least debate this in the mod room where appropriate?
Are you talking to me?????????:piss1
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 04:26:43 PM
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Don't you and Walker have some Webbie/Admin stuff you could be doing or at least debate this in the mod room where appropriate?
Trying to moderate, Zah?
Good luck, darlin'!
Post by: Mr Walker on January 30, 2006, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: Catfish
Trying to moderate, Zah?
Good luck, darlin'!
Zah's a tough guy now, huh?
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 04:41:46 PM
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Zah's a tough guy now, huh?
He plays one on TV, at least!
Watch this, Walker!
Hey Zah--moderate THIS, bitch: :upyours:
Post by: Catfish on January 30, 2006, 04:43:16 PM
Mr Walker, do you think Zah is 'Turd Ferguson'?
Post by: twonabomber on January 30, 2006, 07:13:55 PM
Quote from: Full Bug
Technicaly she is not my wife, she is my common law wife
common law marriage = hilljacks.
:D
Post by: SensibleShoes on January 30, 2006, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: Lou
LMMFAO!
The idea behind it was that a lot of people way back when didn't have any freedom to travel or access to the things they needed to be licensed and solemnized, and the law didn't want to discriminate against poor people's desires to get married.
Holy shit, people in Pennsylvania used to have to be licensed and sodomized to get married? Boy that explains a lot of things.
Post by: ZahZoo on January 30, 2006, 08:28:08 PM
Quote from: Wooda
Are you talking to me?????????:piss1
No, I was talking to FuckFish and Wanker. Which had the same effect as turning on the lights in a cockroach infested shithole... they just scatter and flail about like idiots running into each other until they can find a hole to crawl into...
Post by: Hellraiser! on January 30, 2006, 09:19:45 PM
Wrong place to wash the dirty laundry!
Post by: hambon4lif on January 31, 2006, 12:32:43 AM
Quote from: Wooda
AT least that is more interesting than Dave's show
Hmmmmmm.....
Post by: Mr Walker on January 31, 2006, 07:16:17 AM
Quote from: hambon4lif
Hmmmmmm.....
S'up hambon4lif!
Post by: hambon4lif on January 31, 2006, 07:30:15 AM
Quote from: Mr Walker
S'up hambon4lif!
Not a fuck of alot. Classic's down 'til the 7th, so there's a few of us just wandering around, and in my case, wreaking a little havoc.
Post by: High Life Man on January 31, 2006, 01:13:21 PM
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Maybe he doesn't know she claims to be his daughter?
Dave seems to be lacking info on a lot of things. He misses a lot about movies and TV and current events.
Post by: Catfish on January 31, 2006, 01:33:11 PM
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Not a fuck of alot. Classic's down 'til the 7th, so there's a few of us just wandering around, and in my case, wreaking a little havoc.
WTF's that mean?
Regardless, it's nice to have you back after your pout session! :cool:
Post by: Eddie'sADouche on January 31, 2006, 03:14:53 PM
BOSTON--In his new book Idiot: Beating the Curse and Enjoying the Game of Life, Red Sox star Johnny Damon confesses to cheating on his first wife several times with dozens of different women. The most shocking revelation comes in the third chapter when he admits to having sex with nine different women while his wife was in labor.
Like missing this in the interview...?
Post by: Catfish on January 31, 2006, 03:16:30 PM
Douche, that's been done to death, though. It's funny but we've heard about that, plenty.
I like how DLR's easing into the interview process.
Post by: High Life Man on January 31, 2006, 04:14:18 PM
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I like how DLR's easing into the interview process.
Me too. I think he's starting to find a groove.
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